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The Art of Amusing

Chapter XXII

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It is marvellous how much amusement, in a quiet way, can be got out of a pair of scissors and a piece of card-board.
Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.
We have passed many a pleasant evening in contemplating and cutting.
On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.
The boomerang we have already introduced to our readers, and some of the other contraptions we shall now proceed to explain.
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The Art of Amusing

Chapter XXII

Chapter 22 of The Art of Amusing is here in full — 26 sentences across 6 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/5 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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It is marvellous how much amusement, in a quiet way, can be got out of a pair of scissors and a piece of card-board.
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Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.
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We have passed many a pleasant evening in contemplating and cutting.
/wiː hæv pæst ˈmeni ə ˈplezənt ˈiːvnɪŋ ɪn ˈkɑːntəmpleɪtɪŋ ənd ˈkʌtɪŋ/
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On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.
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The boomerang we have already introduced to our readers, and some of the other contraptions we shall now proceed to explain.
/ðə ˈbuːməræŋ wiː hæv ɔːlˈredi ˌɪntrəˈduːst tuː ˈaʊər ˈriːdərz ənd sʌm ʌv ðə ˈʌðər kənˈtræpʃənz wiː ʃæl naʊ prəˈsiːd tuː ɪkˈspleɪn/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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boomerang verb US /ˈbuːməræŋ/

return to the initial position from where it came; like a boomerang

From this reading “The boomerang we have already introduced to our readers, and some of the other contraptions we shall now proceed to explain.”

contemplating verb US /ˈkɑːntəmpleɪtɪŋ/

-ing form of “contemplate” — look at thoughtfully; observe deep in thought

From this reading “We have passed many a pleasant evening in contemplating and cutting.”

contraptions noun US /kənˈtræpʃənz/

plural of “contraption” — a device or control that is very useful for a particular job

From this reading “The boomerang we have already introduced to our readers, and some of the other contraptions we shall now proceed to explain.”

harnessed adjective US /ˈhɑːrnəst/

brought under control and put to use

From this reading “Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.”

matrimony noun US /ˈmætrəmoʊni/

the state of being a married couple voluntarily joined for life (or until divorce)

From this reading “On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.”

scissors noun US /ˈsɪzərz/

an edge tool having two crossed pivoting blades

From this reading “It is marvellous how much amusement, in a quiet way, can be got out of a pair of scissors and a piece of card-board.”

shears noun US /ʃiːrz/

large scissors with strong blades

From this reading “Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.”

tantalizingly adverb US /ˈtæntəlaɪzɪŋli/

in a tantalizing manner

From this reading “Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

valued friend adjective + noun

In this reading “On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.”

white mice noun + noun counted as “white mouse”

In this reading “Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.”

pleasant evening adjective + noun

In this reading “We have passed many a pleasant evening in contemplating and cutting.”

till twelve preposition + noun

In this reading “On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.”

got out verb + adjective counted as “get out”

move out of or depart from

In this reading “It is marvellous how much amusement, in a quiet way, can be got out of a pair of scissors and a piece of card-board.”

at night preposition + noun

In this reading “On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.”

quiet way adjective + noun

In this reading “It is marvellous how much amusement, in a quiet way, can be got out of a pair of scissors and a piece of card-board.”

pack of verb + particle

In this reading “On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.”

All words in this reading · 96

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading It is marvellous how much amusement, in a quiet way, can be got out of a pair of scissors and a piece of card-board.

alreadyadverbUS /ɔːlˈredi/

prior to a specified or implied time

From this reading The boomerang we have already introduced to our readers, and some of the other contraptions we shall now proceed to explain.

amusementnounUS /əˈmjuːzmənt/

a feeling of delight at being entertained

From this reading It is marvellous how much amusement, in a quiet way, can be got out of a pair of scissors and a piece of card-board.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading It is marvellous how much amusement, in a quiet way, can be got out of a pair of scissors and a piece of card-board.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading It is marvellous how much amusement, in a quiet way, can be got out of a pair of scissors and a piece of card-board.

bewitchingadjective

capturing interest as if by a spell

From this reading Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.

boomerangverbUS /ˈbuːməræŋ/

return to the initial position from where it came; like a boomerang

From this reading The boomerang we have already introduced to our readers, and some of the other contraptions we shall now proceed to explain.

boomerangs

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading It is marvellous how much amusement, in a quiet way, can be got out of a pair of scissors and a piece of card-board.

card-board

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It is marvellous how much amusement, in a quiet way, can be got out of a pair of scissors and a piece of card-board.

cardsnounUS /kɑːrdz/

a game played with playing cards

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

contemplatingverbUS /ˈkɑːntəmpleɪtɪŋ/

-ing form of “contemplate” — look at thoughtfully; observe deep in thought

From this reading We have passed many a pleasant evening in contemplating and cutting.

contraptionsnounUS /kənˈtræpʃənz/

plural of “contraption” — a device or control that is very useful for a particular job

From this reading The boomerang we have already introduced to our readers, and some of the other contraptions we shall now proceed to explain.

couplenounUS /ˈkʌpəl/

a pair who associate with one another

From this reading Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.

cuttingnounUS /ˈkʌtɪŋ/

the activity of selecting the scenes to be shown and putting them together to create a film

From this reading We have passed many a pleasant evening in contemplating and cutting.

diamondsnounUS /ˈdaɪməndz/

plural of “diamond” — a transparent piece of diamond that has been cut and polished and is valued as a precious gem

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

eveningnounUS /ˈiːvnɪŋ/

the latter part of the day (the period of decreasing daylight from late afternoon until nightfall)

From this reading We have passed many a pleasant evening in contemplating and cutting.

exceptprepositionUS /ɪkˈsept/

apart from; not including

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

explainverbUS /ɪkˈspleɪn/

make plain and comprehensible

From this reading The boomerang we have already introduced to our readers, and some of the other contraptions we shall now proceed to explain.

fingersnounUS /ˈfɪŋɡərz/

plural of “finger” — any of the terminal members of the hand (sometimes excepting the thumb)

From this reading Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.

friendnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading It is marvellous how much amusement, in a quiet way, can be got out of a pair of scissors and a piece of card-board.

harnessedadjectiveUS /ˈhɑːrnəst/

brought under control and put to use

From this reading Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading We have passed many a pleasant evening in contemplating and cutting.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It is marvellous how much amusement, in a quiet way, can be got out of a pair of scissors and a piece of card-board.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading It is marvellous how much amusement, in a quiet way, can be got out of a pair of scissors and a piece of card-board.

introducedverbUS /ˌɪntrəˈduːst/

past form of “introduce” — cause to come to know personally

From this reading The boomerang we have already introduced to our readers, and some of the other contraptions we shall now proceed to explain.

ironnounUS /ˈaɪərn/

a heavy ductile magnetic metallic element; is silver-white in pure form but readily rusts; used in construction and tools and armament; plays a role in the transport of oxygen by the blood

From this reading Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It is marvellous how much amusement, in a quiet way, can be got out of a pair of scissors and a piece of card-board.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It is marvellous how much amusement, in a quiet way, can be got out of a pair of scissors and a piece of card-board.

jacknounUS /dʒæk/

a small worthless amount

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.

lednounUS /led/

diode such that light emitted at a p-n junction is proportional to the bias current; color depends on the material used

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.

liliputian

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.

lookverbUS /lʊk/

perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.

makingnounUS /ˈmeɪkɪŋ/

the act that results in something coming to be

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading We have passed many a pleasant evening in contemplating and cutting.

marvellousadjectiveUS /ˈmɑːrvələs/

extraordinarily good or great; used especially as intensifiers

From this reading It is marvellous how much amusement, in a quiet way, can be got out of a pair of scissors and a piece of card-board.

matrimonynounUS /ˈmætrəmoʊni/

the state of being a married couple voluntarily joined for life (or until divorce)

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

mechanicaladjectiveUS /məˈkænɪkəl/

using (or as if using) mechanisms or tools or devices

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

micenounUS /maɪs/

plural of “mouse” — any of numerous small rodents typically resembling diminutive rats having pointed snouts and small ears on elongated bodies with slender usually hairless tails

From this reading Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.

MoreoveradverbUS /mɔːˈroʊvər/

in addition to what has just been said

From this reading Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading It is marvellous how much amusement, in a quiet way, can be got out of a pair of scissors and a piece of card-board.

nightnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.

notionsnounUS /ˈnoʊʃənz/

plural of “notion” — a vague idea in which some confidence is placed

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading The boomerang we have already introduced to our readers, and some of the other contraptions we shall now proceed to explain.

o'clockadverbUS /əˈklɑːk/

according to the clock

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

occasionnounUS /əˈkeɪʒən/

an event that occurs at a critical time

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading It is marvellous how much amusement, in a quiet way, can be got out of a pair of scissors and a piece of card-board.

OnprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading The boomerang we have already introduced to our readers, and some of the other contraptions we shall now proceed to explain.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading It is marvellous how much amusement, in a quiet way, can be got out of a pair of scissors and a piece of card-board.

packverbUS /pæk/

arrange in a container

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

pairnounUS /per/

a set of two similar things considered as a unit

From this reading It is marvellous how much amusement, in a quiet way, can be got out of a pair of scissors and a piece of card-board.

passedverbUS /pæst/

past form of “pass” — go across or through

From this reading We have passed many a pleasant evening in contemplating and cutting.

piecenounUS /piːs/

a separate part of a whole

From this reading It is marvellous how much amusement, in a quiet way, can be got out of a pair of scissors and a piece of card-board.

pleasantadjectiveUS /ˈplezənt/

affording pleasure; being in harmony with your taste or likings

From this reading We have passed many a pleasant evening in contemplating and cutting.

plumpadjectiveUS /plʌmp/

sufficiently fat so as to have a pleasing fullness of figure

From this reading Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.

positionnounUS /pəˈzɪʃən/

the particular portion of space occupied by something

From this reading Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.

proceedverbUS /prəˈsiːd/

continue talking

From this reading The boomerang we have already introduced to our readers, and some of the other contraptions we shall now proceed to explain.

quietadjectiveUS /ˈkwaɪət/

characterized by an absence or near absence of agitation or activity

From this reading It is marvellous how much amusement, in a quiet way, can be got out of a pair of scissors and a piece of card-board.

readersnounUS /ˈriːdərz/

plural of “reader” — a person who enjoys reading

From this reading The boomerang we have already introduced to our readers, and some of the other contraptions we shall now proceed to explain.

rememberverbUS /rɪˈmɛm.bər/

To recall to mind.

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

satnounUS /sæt/

the seventh and last day of the week; observed as the Sabbath by Jews and some Christians

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

scissorsnounUS /ˈsɪzərz/

an edge tool having two crossed pivoting blades

From this reading It is marvellous how much amusement, in a quiet way, can be got out of a pair of scissors and a piece of card-board.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading The boomerang we have already introduced to our readers, and some of the other contraptions we shall now proceed to explain.

shearsnounUS /ʃiːrz/

large scissors with strong blades

From this reading Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading The boomerang we have already introduced to our readers, and some of the other contraptions we shall now proceed to explain.

suddenadjectiveUS /ˈsʌdən/

happening without warning or in a short space of time

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

tantalizinglyadverbUS /ˈtæntəlaɪzɪŋli/

in a tantalizing manner

From this reading Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.

tillprepositionUS /tɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

twelvenounUS /twelv/

the cardinal number that is the sum of eleven and one

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

unexpectedadjectiveUS /ˌʌnɪkˈspektɪd/

not expected or anticipated

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

usedadjectiveUS /juːzd/

employed in accomplishing something

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

valuedadjectiveUS /ˈvæljuːd/

(usually used in combination) having value of a specified kind

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading It is marvellous how much amusement, in a quiet way, can be got out of a pair of scissors and a piece of card-board.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.

whitenounUS /waɪt/

a Caucasian

From this reading Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.

wholeadjectiveUS /hoʊl/

including all components without exception; being one unit or constituting the full amount or extent or duration; complete

From this reading On one occasion which we remember well, as it led to sudden and unexpected matrimony of a valued friend, we sat till twelve o'clock at night and used up a whole pack of cards, except the jack of diamonds, in making boomerangs and other mechanical notions.

yokenounUS /joʊk/

fabric comprising a fitted part at the top of a garment

From this reading Moreover, if the fingers be plump and white, we know of no position in which they look more tantalizingly bewitching, than when harnessed like a couple of white mice in the iron yoke of a pair of liliputian shears.

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