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The Art of Amusing

Chapter XXIII

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Nix has a sister married to a wealthy leather merchant, whose place of business is in that odoriferous part of New York city called The Swamp.
She is very beautiful, so we call her the _Swamp Angel_, and her husband's counting-house, _Araby the Blest_.
Her children we have christened _Findings_, the youngest being always spoken of as the _last_.
We have numerous jokes, of course, about the _cobbler sticking to his last_, the _best quality of calf_, and so on.
She is very good-natured, and enjoys our badinage heartily, having a healthy vein of fun of her own, which transmutes all the little events of domestic life into the most refined humor.
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The Art of Amusing

Chapter XXIII

Chapter 23 of The Art of Amusing is here in full — 93 sentences across 19 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/18 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Nix has a sister married to a wealthy leather merchant, whose place of business is in that odoriferous part of New York city called The Swamp.
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She is very beautiful, so we call her the _Swamp Angel_, and her husband's counting-house, _Araby the Blest_.
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Her children we have christened _Findings_, the youngest being always spoken of as the _last_.
/hɜːr ˈtʃɪldrən wiː hæv ˈkrɪsənd ˈfaɪndɪŋz ðə ˈjʌŋɡəst ˈbiːɪŋ ˈɔːlweɪz ˈspoʊkən ʌv æz ðə læst/
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We have numerous jokes, of course, about the _cobbler sticking to his last_, the _best quality of calf_, and so on.
/wiː hæv ˈnuːmərəs dʒoʊks ʌv kɔːrs əˈbaʊt ðə ˈkɑːblər ˈstɪkɪŋ tuː hɪz læst ðə best ˈkwɑːləti ʌv kæf ənd soʊ ɑːn/
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She is very good-natured, and enjoys our badinage heartily, having a healthy vein of fun of her own, which transmutes all the little events of domestic life into the most refined humor.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Blest adjective US /blest/

highly favored or fortunate (as e.g. by divine grace)

calf noun US /kæf/

young of domestic cattle

christened verb US /ˈkrɪsənd/

past form of “christen” — administer baptism to

From this reading “Her children we have christened _Findings_, the youngest being always spoken of as the _last_.”

cobbler noun US /ˈkɑːblər/

a person who makes or repairs shoes

enjoys verb US /ˌenˈdʒɔɪz/

third-person singular of “enjoy” — derive or receive pleasure from; get enjoyment from; take pleasure in

From this reading “She is very good-natured, and enjoys our badinage heartily, having a healthy vein of fun of her own, which transmutes all the little events of domestic life into the most refined humor.”

Findings noun US /ˈfaɪndɪŋz/

a collection of tools and other articles used by an artisan to make jewelry or clothing or shoes

Nix noun US /nɪks/

a quantity of no importance

From this reading “Nix has a sister married to a wealthy leather merchant, whose place of business is in that odoriferous part of New York city called The Swamp.”

vein noun US /veɪn/

a blood vessel that carries blood from the capillaries toward the heart

From this reading “She is very good-natured, and enjoys our badinage heartily, having a healthy vein of fun of her own, which transmutes all the little events of domestic life into the most refined humor.”

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most refined adverb + adjective

In this reading “She is very good-natured, and enjoys our badinage heartily, having a healthy vein of fun of her own, which transmutes all the little events of domestic life into the most refined humor.”

domestic life adjective + noun

In this reading “She is very good-natured, and enjoys our badinage heartily, having a healthy vein of fun of her own, which transmutes all the little events of domestic life into the most refined humor.”

best quality noun + noun

In this reading “We have numerous jokes, of course, about the _cobbler sticking to his last_, the _best quality of calf_, and so on.”

of course preposition + noun

as might be expected

In this reading “We have numerous jokes, of course, about the _cobbler sticking to his last_, the _best quality of calf_, and so on.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Nix has a sister married to a wealthy leather merchant, whose place of business is in that odoriferous part of New York city called The Swamp.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading We have numerous jokes, of course, about the _cobbler sticking to his last_, the _best quality of calf_, and so on.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading She is very good-natured, and enjoys our badinage heartily, having a healthy vein of fun of her own, which transmutes all the little events of domestic life into the most refined humor.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading Her children we have christened _Findings_, the youngest being always spoken of as the _last_.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading She is very beautiful, so we call her the _Swamp Angel_, and her husband's counting-house, _Araby the Blest_.

AngelnounUS /ˈeɪndʒəl/

spiritual being attendant upon God

From this reading She is very beautiful, so we call her the _Swamp Angel_, and her husband's counting-house, _Araby the Blest_.

Araby

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From this reading She is very beautiful, so we call her the _Swamp Angel_, and her husband's counting-house, _Araby the Blest_.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Her children we have christened _Findings_, the youngest being always spoken of as the _last_.

badinagenoun

frivolous banter

From this reading She is very good-natured, and enjoys our badinage heartily, having a healthy vein of fun of her own, which transmutes all the little events of domestic life into the most refined humor.

beautifuladjectiveUS /ˈbjuːtəfəl/

delighting the senses or exciting intellectual or emotional admiration

From this reading She is very beautiful, so we call her the _Swamp Angel_, and her husband's counting-house, _Araby the Blest_.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading Her children we have christened _Findings_, the youngest being always spoken of as the _last_.

bestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading We have numerous jokes, of course, about the _cobbler sticking to his last_, the _best quality of calf_, and so on.

BlestadjectiveUS /blest/

highly favored or fortunate (as e.g. by divine grace)

From this reading She is very beautiful, so we call her the _Swamp Angel_, and her husband's counting-house, _Araby the Blest_.

businessnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading Nix has a sister married to a wealthy leather merchant, whose place of business is in that odoriferous part of New York city called The Swamp.

calfnounUS /kæf/

young of domestic cattle

From this reading We have numerous jokes, of course, about the _cobbler sticking to his last_, the _best quality of calf_, and so on.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading She is very beautiful, so we call her the _Swamp Angel_, and her husband's counting-house, _Araby the Blest_.

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading Nix has a sister married to a wealthy leather merchant, whose place of business is in that odoriferous part of New York city called The Swamp.

childrennounUS /ˈtʃɪldrən/

plural of “child” — a young person of either sex

From this reading Her children we have christened _Findings_, the youngest being always spoken of as the _last_.

christenedverbUS /ˈkrɪsənd/

past form of “christen” — administer baptism to

From this reading Her children we have christened _Findings_, the youngest being always spoken of as the _last_.

citynounUS /ˈsɪti/

a large and densely populated urban area; may include several independent administrative districts

From this reading Nix has a sister married to a wealthy leather merchant, whose place of business is in that odoriferous part of New York city called The Swamp.

cobblernounUS /ˈkɑːblər/

a person who makes or repairs shoes

From this reading We have numerous jokes, of course, about the _cobbler sticking to his last_, the _best quality of calf_, and so on.

counting-house

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading She is very beautiful, so we call her the _Swamp Angel_, and her husband's counting-house, _Araby the Blest_.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading We have numerous jokes, of course, about the _cobbler sticking to his last_, the _best quality of calf_, and so on.

domesticadjectiveUS /dəˈmestɪk/

of concern to or concerning the internal affairs of a nation

From this reading She is very good-natured, and enjoys our badinage heartily, having a healthy vein of fun of her own, which transmutes all the little events of domestic life into the most refined humor.

enjoysverbUS /ˌenˈdʒɔɪz/

third-person singular of “enjoy” — derive or receive pleasure from; get enjoyment from; take pleasure in

From this reading She is very good-natured, and enjoys our badinage heartily, having a healthy vein of fun of her own, which transmutes all the little events of domestic life into the most refined humor.

eventsnounUS /ɪˈvents/

plural of “event” — something that happens at a given place and time

From this reading She is very good-natured, and enjoys our badinage heartily, having a healthy vein of fun of her own, which transmutes all the little events of domestic life into the most refined humor.

FindingsnounUS /ˈfaɪndɪŋz/

a collection of tools and other articles used by an artisan to make jewelry or clothing or shoes

From this reading Her children we have christened _Findings_, the youngest being always spoken of as the _last_.

funnounUS /fʌn/

activities that are enjoyable or amusing

From this reading She is very good-natured, and enjoys our badinage heartily, having a healthy vein of fun of her own, which transmutes all the little events of domestic life into the most refined humor.

good-naturedadjective

having an easygoing and cheerful disposition

From this reading She is very good-natured, and enjoys our badinage heartily, having a healthy vein of fun of her own, which transmutes all the little events of domestic life into the most refined humor.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Nix has a sister married to a wealthy leather merchant, whose place of business is in that odoriferous part of New York city called The Swamp.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Her children we have christened _Findings_, the youngest being always spoken of as the _last_.

havingauxiliary verbUS /ˈhævɪŋ/

the -ing form of “have”

From this reading She is very good-natured, and enjoys our badinage heartily, having a healthy vein of fun of her own, which transmutes all the little events of domestic life into the most refined humor.

healthyadjectiveUS /ˈhelθi/

having or indicating good health in body or mind; free from infirmity or disease

From this reading She is very good-natured, and enjoys our badinage heartily, having a healthy vein of fun of her own, which transmutes all the little events of domestic life into the most refined humor.

heartilyadverbUS /ˈhɑːrtəli/

with gusto and without reservation

From this reading She is very good-natured, and enjoys our badinage heartily, having a healthy vein of fun of her own, which transmutes all the little events of domestic life into the most refined humor.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading She is very beautiful, so we call her the _Swamp Angel_, and her husband's counting-house, _Araby the Blest_.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading We have numerous jokes, of course, about the _cobbler sticking to his last_, the _best quality of calf_, and so on.

humornounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading She is very good-natured, and enjoys our badinage heartily, having a healthy vein of fun of her own, which transmutes all the little events of domestic life into the most refined humor.

husband'snounUS /ˈhʌzbəndz/

possessive form of “husband” — a married man; a woman's partner in marriage

From this reading She is very beautiful, so we call her the _Swamp Angel_, and her husband's counting-house, _Araby the Blest_.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Nix has a sister married to a wealthy leather merchant, whose place of business is in that odoriferous part of New York city called The Swamp.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading She is very good-natured, and enjoys our badinage heartily, having a healthy vein of fun of her own, which transmutes all the little events of domestic life into the most refined humor.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Nix has a sister married to a wealthy leather merchant, whose place of business is in that odoriferous part of New York city called The Swamp.

jokesnounUS /dʒoʊks/

plural of “joke” — a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading We have numerous jokes, of course, about the _cobbler sticking to his last_, the _best quality of calf_, and so on.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading Her children we have christened _Findings_, the youngest being always spoken of as the _last_.

leathernounUS /ˈleðər/

an animal skin made smooth and flexible by removing the hair and then tanning

From this reading Nix has a sister married to a wealthy leather merchant, whose place of business is in that odoriferous part of New York city called The Swamp.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading She is very good-natured, and enjoys our badinage heartily, having a healthy vein of fun of her own, which transmutes all the little events of domestic life into the most refined humor.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading She is very good-natured, and enjoys our badinage heartily, having a healthy vein of fun of her own, which transmutes all the little events of domestic life into the most refined humor.

marriedadjectiveUS /ˈmerid/

joined in matrimony

From this reading Nix has a sister married to a wealthy leather merchant, whose place of business is in that odoriferous part of New York city called The Swamp.

merchantnounUS /ˈmɜːr.tʃənt/

A person or company involved in wholesale trade, especially with foreign countries.

From this reading Nix has a sister married to a wealthy leather merchant, whose place of business is in that odoriferous part of New York city called The Swamp.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading She is very good-natured, and enjoys our badinage heartily, having a healthy vein of fun of her own, which transmutes all the little events of domestic life into the most refined humor.

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading Nix has a sister married to a wealthy leather merchant, whose place of business is in that odoriferous part of New York city called The Swamp.

NixnounUS /nɪks/

a quantity of no importance

From this reading Nix has a sister married to a wealthy leather merchant, whose place of business is in that odoriferous part of New York city called The Swamp.

numerousadjectiveUS /ˈnuːmərəs/

amounting to a large indefinite number

From this reading We have numerous jokes, of course, about the _cobbler sticking to his last_, the _best quality of calf_, and so on.

odoriferousadjective

emitting an odor

From this reading Nix has a sister married to a wealthy leather merchant, whose place of business is in that odoriferous part of New York city called The Swamp.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Nix has a sister married to a wealthy leather merchant, whose place of business is in that odoriferous part of New York city called The Swamp.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading We have numerous jokes, of course, about the _cobbler sticking to his last_, the _best quality of calf_, and so on.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading She is very good-natured, and enjoys our badinage heartily, having a healthy vein of fun of her own, which transmutes all the little events of domestic life into the most refined humor.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading She is very good-natured, and enjoys our badinage heartily, having a healthy vein of fun of her own, which transmutes all the little events of domestic life into the most refined humor.

partnounUS /pɑːrt/

something determined in relation to something that includes it

From this reading Nix has a sister married to a wealthy leather merchant, whose place of business is in that odoriferous part of New York city called The Swamp.

placenounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading Nix has a sister married to a wealthy leather merchant, whose place of business is in that odoriferous part of New York city called The Swamp.

qualitynounUS /ˈkwɑːləti/

an essential and distinguishing attribute of something or someone

From this reading We have numerous jokes, of course, about the _cobbler sticking to his last_, the _best quality of calf_, and so on.

refinedadjectiveUS /rəˈfaɪnd/

(used of persons and their behavior) cultivated and genteel

From this reading She is very good-natured, and enjoys our badinage heartily, having a healthy vein of fun of her own, which transmutes all the little events of domestic life into the most refined humor.

ShepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading She is very beautiful, so we call her the _Swamp Angel_, and her husband's counting-house, _Araby the Blest_.

sisternounUS /ˈsɪstər/

a female person who has the same parents as another person

From this reading Nix has a sister married to a wealthy leather merchant, whose place of business is in that odoriferous part of New York city called The Swamp.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading She is very beautiful, so we call her the _Swamp Angel_, and her husband's counting-house, _Araby the Blest_.

spokenadjectiveUS /ˈspoʊkən/

uttered through the medium of speech or characterized by speech; sometimes used in combination

From this reading Her children we have christened _Findings_, the youngest being always spoken of as the _last_.

stickingadjectiveUS /ˈstɪkɪŋ/

extending out above or beyond a surface or boundary

From this reading We have numerous jokes, of course, about the _cobbler sticking to his last_, the _best quality of calf_, and so on.

SwampverbUS /swɑːmp/

drench or submerge or be drenched or submerged

From this reading Nix has a sister married to a wealthy leather merchant, whose place of business is in that odoriferous part of New York city called The Swamp.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Nix has a sister married to a wealthy leather merchant, whose place of business is in that odoriferous part of New York city called The Swamp.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Nix has a sister married to a wealthy leather merchant, whose place of business is in that odoriferous part of New York city called The Swamp.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Nix has a sister married to a wealthy leather merchant, whose place of business is in that odoriferous part of New York city called The Swamp.

transmutes

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From this reading She is very good-natured, and enjoys our badinage heartily, having a healthy vein of fun of her own, which transmutes all the little events of domestic life into the most refined humor.

veinnounUS /veɪn/

a blood vessel that carries blood from the capillaries toward the heart

From this reading She is very good-natured, and enjoys our badinage heartily, having a healthy vein of fun of her own, which transmutes all the little events of domestic life into the most refined humor.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading She is very beautiful, so we call her the _Swamp Angel_, and her husband's counting-house, _Araby the Blest_.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading She is very beautiful, so we call her the _Swamp Angel_, and her husband's counting-house, _Araby the Blest_.

wealthyadjectiveUS /ˈwelθi/

having an abundant supply of money or possessions of value

From this reading Nix has a sister married to a wealthy leather merchant, whose place of business is in that odoriferous part of New York city called The Swamp.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading She is very good-natured, and enjoys our badinage heartily, having a healthy vein of fun of her own, which transmutes all the little events of domestic life into the most refined humor.

whosedeterminerUS /huːz/

belonging to which person

From this reading Nix has a sister married to a wealthy leather merchant, whose place of business is in that odoriferous part of New York city called The Swamp.

YorknounUS /jɔːrk/

the English royal house (a branch of the Plantagenet line) that reigned from 1461 to 1485; its emblem was a white rose

From this reading Nix has a sister married to a wealthy leather merchant, whose place of business is in that odoriferous part of New York city called The Swamp.

youngestadjectiveUS /ˈjʌŋɡəst/

superlative of “young” — (used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading Her children we have christened _Findings_, the youngest being always spoken of as the _last_.

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Three
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Valuable
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Books
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Beautifully
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