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The Art of Amusing

Chapter XXV

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We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.
We have seen many a tolerably wise head puzzled over the question:
"If a barrel of flour cost thirty-nine dollars thirteen and three quarter cents, what will a penny loaf come to?"
And consume considerable time and paper without discovering the obvious fact, that a penny loaf will of course come to a penny and nothing else.
We remember, too, an amiable Divine, who tortured his dear old head for three-quarters of an hour to solve the question:
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The Art of Amusing

Chapter XXV

Chapter 25 of The Art of Amusing is here in full — 45 sentences across 9 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.
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We have seen many a tolerably wise head puzzled over the question:
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"If a barrel of flour cost thirty-nine dollars thirteen and three quarter cents, what will a penny loaf come to?"
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And consume considerable time and paper without discovering the obvious fact, that a penny loaf will of course come to a penny and nothing else.
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We remember, too, an amiable Divine, who tortured his dear old head for three-quarters of an hour to solve the question:
/wiː rɪˈmɛm.bər tuː æn ˈeɪmiəbəl dɪˈvaɪn huː ˈtɔːrtʃərd hɪz dɪr oʊld hed fɔːr ˌθriːˈkwɔːrtərz ʌv æn ˈaʊər tuː sɑːlv ðə ˈkwestʃən/

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advocate verb US /ˈædvəkət/

push for something

From this reading “We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.”

consume verb US /kənˈsuːm/

eat up completely, as with great appetite

From this reading “And consume considerable time and paper without discovering the obvious fact, that a penny loaf will of course come to a penny and nothing else.”

festive adjective US /ˈfestɪv/

offering fun and gaiety

From this reading “We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.”

ludicrous adjective US /ˈluːdəkrəs/

broadly or extravagantly humorous; resembling farce

From this reading “We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.”

pastime noun US /ˈpæstaɪm/

a diversion that occupies one's time and thoughts (usually pleasantly)

From this reading “We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.”

puzzles noun US /ˈpʌzəlz/

plural of “puzzle” — a particularly baffling problem that is said to have a correct solution

From this reading “We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.”

solve verb US /sɑːlv/

find the solution to (a problem or question) or understand the meaning of

From this reading “We remember, too, an amiable Divine, who tortured his dear old head for three-quarters of an hour to solve the question:”

three-quarters noun US /ˌθriːˈkwɔːrtərz/

three of four equal parts

From this reading “We remember, too, an amiable Divine, who tortured his dear old head for three-quarters of an hour to solve the question:”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

festive occasions adjective + noun

In this reading “We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.”

general rule adjective + noun

In this reading “We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.”

almost ludicrous adverb + adjective

In this reading “We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.”

obvious fact adjective + noun

In this reading “And consume considerable time and paper without discovering the obvious fact, that a penny loaf will of course come to a penny and nothing else.”

considerable time adjective + noun

In this reading “And consume considerable time and paper without discovering the obvious fact, that a penny loaf will of course come to a penny and nothing else.”

of course preposition + noun

as might be expected

In this reading “And consume considerable time and paper without discovering the obvious fact, that a penny loaf will of course come to a penny and nothing else.”

quite amusing adverb + adjective

In this reading “We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.”

become almost verb + particle

In this reading “We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

advocateverbUS /ˈædvəkət/

push for something

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

almostadverbUS /ˈɔːlmoʊst/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

amiableadjectiveUS /ˈeɪmiəbəl/

disposed to please

From this reading We remember, too, an amiable Divine, who tortured his dear old head for three-quarters of an hour to solve the question:

amusingadjectiveUS /əˈmjuːzɪŋ/

providing enjoyment; pleasantly entertaining

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading We remember, too, an amiable Divine, who tortured his dear old head for three-quarters of an hour to solve the question:

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

arithmeticaladjective

relating to or involving arithmetic

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

barrelnounUS /ˈbærəl/

a tube through which a bullet travels when a gun is fired

From this reading "If a barrel of flour cost thirty-nine dollars thirteen and three quarter cents, what will a penny loaf come to?"

becomeverbUS /bɪˈkʌm/

enter or assume a certain state or condition

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

centsnounUS /sents/

plural of “cent” — a fractional monetary unit of several countries

From this reading "If a barrel of flour cost thirty-nine dollars thirteen and three quarter cents, what will a penny loaf come to?"

certainadjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrtən/

definite but not specified or identified

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading "If a barrel of flour cost thirty-nine dollars thirteen and three quarter cents, what will a penny loaf come to?"

considerableadjectiveUS /kənˈsɪdərəbəl/

large or relatively large in number or amount or extent or degree

From this reading And consume considerable time and paper without discovering the obvious fact, that a penny loaf will of course come to a penny and nothing else.

consumeverbUS /kənˈsuːm/

eat up completely, as with great appetite

From this reading And consume considerable time and paper without discovering the obvious fact, that a penny loaf will of course come to a penny and nothing else.

costnounUS /kɑːst/

the total spent for goods or services including money and time and labor

From this reading "If a barrel of flour cost thirty-nine dollars thirteen and three quarter cents, what will a penny loaf come to?"

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading And consume considerable time and paper without discovering the obvious fact, that a penny loaf will of course come to a penny and nothing else.

dearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading We remember, too, an amiable Divine, who tortured his dear old head for three-quarters of an hour to solve the question:

discoveringverbUS /dɪˈskʌvərɪŋ/

-ing form of “discover” — discover or determine the existence, presence, or fact of

From this reading And consume considerable time and paper without discovering the obvious fact, that a penny loaf will of course come to a penny and nothing else.

DivineadjectiveUS /dɪˈvaɪn/

emanating from God

From this reading We remember, too, an amiable Divine, who tortured his dear old head for three-quarters of an hour to solve the question:

dollarsnounUS /ˈdɑːlərz/

plural of “dollar” — the basic monetary unit in many countries; equal to 100 cents

From this reading "If a barrel of flour cost thirty-nine dollars thirteen and three quarter cents, what will a penny loaf come to?"

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From this reading And consume considerable time and paper without discovering the obvious fact, that a penny loaf will of course come to a penny and nothing else.

factnounUS /fækt/

a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading And consume considerable time and paper without discovering the obvious fact, that a penny loaf will of course come to a penny and nothing else.

festiveadjectiveUS /ˈfestɪv/

offering fun and gaiety

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

figuresnounUS /ˈfɪɡjərz/

plural of “figure” — a diagram or picture illustrating textual material

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

flournounUS /ˈflaʊər/

fine powdery foodstuff obtained by grinding and sifting the meal of a cereal grain

From this reading "If a barrel of flour cost thirty-nine dollars thirteen and three quarter cents, what will a penny loaf come to?"

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

generaladjectiveUS /ˈdʒenərəl/

applying to all or most members of a category or group

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading We have seen many a tolerably wise head puzzled over the question:

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading We have seen many a tolerably wise head puzzled over the question:

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading We remember, too, an amiable Divine, who tortured his dear old head for three-quarters of an hour to solve the question:

hournounUS /ˈaʊər/

a period of time equal to 1/24th of a day

From this reading We remember, too, an amiable Divine, who tortured his dear old head for three-quarters of an hour to solve the question:

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "If a barrel of flour cost thirty-nine dollars thirteen and three quarter cents, what will a penny loaf come to?"

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

loafnounUS /loʊf/

a shaped mass of baked bread that is usually sliced before eating

From this reading "If a barrel of flour cost thirty-nine dollars thirteen and three quarter cents, what will a penny loaf come to?"

ludicrousadjectiveUS /ˈluːdəkrəs/

broadly or extravagantly humorous; resembling farce

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading We have seen many a tolerably wise head puzzled over the question:

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading And consume considerable time and paper without discovering the obvious fact, that a penny loaf will of course come to a penny and nothing else.

obviousadjectiveUS /ˈɑːbviəs/

easily perceived by the senses or grasped by the mind

From this reading And consume considerable time and paper without discovering the obvious fact, that a penny loaf will of course come to a penny and nothing else.

occasionsnounUS /əˈkeɪʒənz/

something you have to do

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading We remember, too, an amiable Divine, who tortured his dear old head for three-quarters of an hour to solve the question:

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading We have seen many a tolerably wise head puzzled over the question:

papernounUS /ˈpeɪpər/

a material made of cellulose pulp derived mainly from wood or rags or certain grasses

From this reading And consume considerable time and paper without discovering the obvious fact, that a penny loaf will of course come to a penny and nothing else.

pastimenounUS /ˈpæstaɪm/

a diversion that occupies one's time and thoughts (usually pleasantly)

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

pennynounUS /ˈpeni/

a fractional monetary unit of Ireland and the United Kingdom; equal to one hundredth of a pound

From this reading "If a barrel of flour cost thirty-nine dollars thirteen and three quarter cents, what will a penny loaf come to?"

problemsnounUS /ˈprɑːbləmz/

plural of “problem” — a state of difficulty that needs to be resolved

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

puzzledadjectiveUS /ˈpʌzəld/

filled with bewilderment

From this reading We have seen many a tolerably wise head puzzled over the question:

puzzlesnounUS /ˈpʌzəlz/

plural of “puzzle” — a particularly baffling problem that is said to have a correct solution

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

quarternounUS /ˈkwɔːrtər/

one of four equal parts

From this reading "If a barrel of flour cost thirty-nine dollars thirteen and three quarter cents, what will a penny loaf come to?"

questionverbUS /ˈkwestʃən/

challenge the accuracy, probity, or propriety of

From this reading We have seen many a tolerably wise head puzzled over the question:

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

rememberverbUS /rɪˈmɛm.bər/

To recall to mind.

From this reading We remember, too, an amiable Divine, who tortured his dear old head for three-quarters of an hour to solve the question:

rulenounUS /ruːl/

a principle or condition that customarily governs behavior

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

seenverbUS /siːn/

inflected form of “see” — perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading We have seen many a tolerably wise head puzzled over the question:

simplicitynounUS /sɪmˈplɪsəti/

the quality of being simple or uncompounded

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

solveverbUS /sɑːlv/

find the solution to (a problem or question) or understand the meaning of

From this reading We remember, too, an amiable Divine, who tortured his dear old head for three-quarters of an hour to solve the question:

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading We have seen many a tolerably wise head puzzled over the question:

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

thirteennounUS /ˈθɜːrˈtiːn/

the cardinal number that is the sum of twelve and one

From this reading "If a barrel of flour cost thirty-nine dollars thirteen and three quarter cents, what will a penny loaf come to?"

thirty-nineadjective

being nine more than thirty

From this reading "If a barrel of flour cost thirty-nine dollars thirteen and three quarter cents, what will a penny loaf come to?"

threenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading "If a barrel of flour cost thirty-nine dollars thirteen and three quarter cents, what will a penny loaf come to?"

three-quartersnounUS /ˌθriːˈkwɔːrtərz/

three of four equal parts

From this reading We remember, too, an amiable Divine, who tortured his dear old head for three-quarters of an hour to solve the question:

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading And consume considerable time and paper without discovering the obvious fact, that a penny loaf will of course come to a penny and nothing else.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

tolerablyadverb

in an acceptable (but not outstanding) manner

From this reading We have seen many a tolerably wise head puzzled over the question:

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading We remember, too, an amiable Divine, who tortured his dear old head for three-quarters of an hour to solve the question:

torturedadjectiveUS /ˈtɔːrtʃərd/

experiencing intense pain especially mental pain

From this reading We remember, too, an amiable Divine, who tortured his dear old head for three-quarters of an hour to solve the question:

tricksnounUS /trɪks/

plural of “trick” — a cunning or deceitful action or device

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "If a barrel of flour cost thirty-nine dollars thirteen and three quarter cents, what will a penny loaf come to?"

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading We are not a great advocate for arithmetical puzzles as a pastime for festive occasions, that is to say not as a general rule; but there are certain tricks of figures which are quite amusing, and some few problems which from their very simplicity become almost ludicrous.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading We remember, too, an amiable Divine, who tortured his dear old head for three-quarters of an hour to solve the question:

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading "If a barrel of flour cost thirty-nine dollars thirteen and three quarter cents, what will a penny loaf come to?"

wiseadjectiveUS /waɪz/

having or prompted by wisdom or discernment

From this reading We have seen many a tolerably wise head puzzled over the question:

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading And consume considerable time and paper without discovering the obvious fact, that a penny loaf will of course come to a penny and nothing else.

Chapter 25 of The Art of Amusing by Frank Bellew holds 45 sentences, grouped into 9 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Three
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Valuable
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Books
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Beautifully
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