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The Autobiography of Methuselah

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

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THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.
In many respects he is a fine fellow.
His moral character is beyond reproach, and I have never caught him in any kind of a wilful deception such as many parents bewail in their offspring, and I know that he has no bad habits.
He has no liking for cigarette smoking, and he keeps good company and good hours.
His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.
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The Autobiography of Methuselah

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of The Autobiography of Methuselah is here in full — 89 sentences across 18 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.
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In many respects he is a fine fellow.
/ɪn ˈmeni rɪˈspekts hiː ɪz ə faɪn ˈfeloʊ/
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His moral character is beyond reproach, and I have never caught him in any kind of a wilful deception such as many parents bewail in their offspring, and I know that he has no bad habits.
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He has no liking for cigarette smoking, and he keeps good company and good hours.
/hiː hæz noʊ ˈlaɪkɪŋ fɔːr ˌsɪɡərˈet ˈsmoʊkɪŋ ənd hiː kiːps ɡʊd ˈkʌmpəniː ənd ɡʊd ˈaʊərz/
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His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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favorites noun US /ˈfeɪvərɪts/

plural of “favorite” — something regarded with special favor or liking

From this reading “His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.”

flotation noun US /floʊˈteɪʃən/

the phenomenon of floating (remaining on the surface of a liquid without sinking)

From this reading “THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.”

marine adjective US /mərˈiːn/

of or relating to the sea

From this reading “THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.”

Noah noun US /ˈnoʊə/

the Hebrew patriarch who saved himself and his family and the animals by building an ark in which they survived 40 days and 40 nights of rain; the story of Noah and the flood is told in the Book of Genesis

From this reading “THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.”

obsession noun US /əbˈseʃən/

an irrational motive for performing trivial or repetitive actions, even against your will

From this reading “His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.”

prospectus noun US /prəˈspektəs/

a formal written offer to sell securities (filed with the SEC) that sets forth a plan for a (proposed) business enterprise

From this reading “His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.”

sanity noun US /ˈsænəti/

normal or sound powers of mind

From this reading “THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.”

zoo noun US /zuː/

the facility where wild animals are housed for exhibition

From this reading “THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading In many respects he is a fine fellow.

ableadjectiveUS /ˈeɪbəl/

(usually followed by “to”) having the necessary means or skill or know-how or authority to do something

From this reading THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.

absurdadjectiveUS /əbˈsɜːrd/

inconsistent with reason or logic or common sense

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

advancedadjectiveUS /ədˈvænst/

farther along in physical or mental development

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading His moral character is beyond reproach, and I have never caught him in any kind of a wilful deception such as many parents bewail in their offspring, and I know that he has no bad habits.

attemptsnounUS /əˈtempts/

plural of “attempt” — earnest and conscientious activity intended to do or accomplish something

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

badadjectiveUS /bæd/

having undesirable or negative qualities

From this reading His moral character is beyond reproach, and I have never caught him in any kind of a wilful deception such as many parents bewail in their offspring, and I know that he has no bad habits.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

bewailverb

regret strongly

From this reading His moral character is beyond reproach, and I have never caught him in any kind of a wilful deception such as many parents bewail in their offspring, and I know that he has no bad habits.

beyondprepositionUS /bɪˈɑːnd/

on the far side of; further than

From this reading His moral character is beyond reproach, and I have never caught him in any kind of a wilful deception such as many parents bewail in their offspring, and I know that he has no bad habits.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

caughtverbUS /kɑːt/

inflected form of “catch” — discover or come upon accidentally, suddenly, or unexpectedly; catch somebody doing something or in a certain state

From this reading His moral character is beyond reproach, and I have never caught him in any kind of a wilful deception such as many parents bewail in their offspring, and I know that he has no bad habits.

characternounUS /ˈkerɪktər/

an imaginary person represented in a work of fiction (play or film or story)

From this reading His moral character is beyond reproach, and I have never caught him in any kind of a wilful deception such as many parents bewail in their offspring, and I know that he has no bad habits.

cigarettenounUS /ˌsɪɡərˈet/

finely ground tobacco wrapped in paper; for smoking

From this reading He has no liking for cigarette smoking, and he keeps good company and good hours.

COMPANYnounUS /ˈkʌmpəniː/

an institution created to conduct business

From this reading THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.

completeverbUS /kəmˈpliːt/

come or bring to a finish or an end

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

comprehensionnounUS /ˌkɑːmpriˈhenʃən/

an ability to understand the meaning or importance of something (or the knowledge acquired as a result)

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

deceptionnounUS /dɪˈsepʃən/

a misleading falsehood

From this reading His moral character is beyond reproach, and I have never caught him in any kind of a wilful deception such as many parents bewail in their offspring, and I know that he has no bad habits.

definitenessnoun

the quality of being predictable with great confidence

From this reading THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.

degreenounUS /dɪˈɡriː/

a position on a scale of intensity or amount or quality

From this reading THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.

entirelyadverbUS /ɪnˈtaɪərli/

to a complete degree or to the full or entire extent (“whole” is often used informally for “wholly”)

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

explainverbUS /ɪkˈspleɪn/

make plain and comprehensible

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

familynounUS /ˈfæməli/

a social unit living together

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

faradverbUS /fɑːr/

to a considerable degree; very much

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

favoritesnounUS /ˈfeɪvərɪts/

plural of “favorite” — something regarded with special favor or liking

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

fellownounUS /ˈfeloʊ/

a boy or man

From this reading In many respects he is a fine fellow.

fineadjectiveUS /faɪn/

being satisfactory or in satisfactory condition

From this reading In many respects he is a fine fellow.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

FLOTATIONnounUS /floʊˈteɪʃən/

the phenomenon of floating (remaining on the surface of a liquid without sinking)

From this reading THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading He has no liking for cigarette smoking, and he keeps good company and good hours.

futileadjectiveUS /ˈfjuːtəl/

producing no result or effect

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

getsnounUS /ɡets/

plural of “get” — a return on a shot that seemed impossible to reach and would normally have resulted in a point for the opponent

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

goesnounUS /ɡoʊz/

plural of “go” — a time period for working (after which you will be relieved by someone else)

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading He has no liking for cigarette smoking, and he keeps good company and good hours.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

habitsnounUS /ˈhæbəts/

plural of “habit” — an established custom

From this reading His moral character is beyond reproach, and I have never caught him in any kind of a wilful deception such as many parents bewail in their offspring, and I know that he has no bad habits.

halfadjectiveUS /hæf/

consisting of one of two equivalent parts in value or quantity

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

HamnounUS /hæm/

meat cut from the thigh of a hog (usually smoked)

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading His moral character is beyond reproach, and I have never caught him in any kind of a wilful deception such as many parents bewail in their offspring, and I know that he has no bad habits.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading In many respects he is a fine fellow.

higheradjectiveUS /ˈhaɪər/

advanced in complexity or elaboration

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading His moral character is beyond reproach, and I have never caught him in any kind of a wilful deception such as many parents bewail in their offspring, and I know that he has no bad habits.

HisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading His moral character is beyond reproach, and I have never caught him in any kind of a wilful deception such as many parents bewail in their offspring, and I know that he has no bad habits.

hoursnounUS /ˈaʊərz/

a period of time assigned for work

From this reading He has no liking for cigarette smoking, and he keeps good company and good hours.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.

impracticabilitynoun

the quality of not being usable

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.

INTERNATIONALadjectiveUS /ˌɪntərˈnæʃənəl/

concerning or belonging to all or at least two or more nations

From this reading THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading In many respects he is a fine fellow.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

Japhet

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From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

keepsnounUS /kiːps/

plural of “keep” — the financial means whereby one lives

From this reading He has no liking for cigarette smoking, and he keeps good company and good hours.

kindadjectiveUS /kaɪnd/

having or showing a tender and considerate and helpful nature; used especially of persons and their behavior

From this reading His moral character is beyond reproach, and I have never caught him in any kind of a wilful deception such as many parents bewail in their offspring, and I know that he has no bad habits.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading His moral character is beyond reproach, and I have never caught him in any kind of a wilful deception such as many parents bewail in their offspring, and I know that he has no bad habits.

landnounUS /lænd/

the land on which real estate is located

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

likingnounUS /ˈlaɪkɪŋ/

a feeling of pleasure and enjoyment

From this reading He has no liking for cigarette smoking, and he keeps good company and good hours.

loseverbUS /luːz/

fail to keep or to maintain; cease to have, either physically or in an abstract sense

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading In many respects he is a fine fellow.

MARINEadjectiveUS /mərˈiːn/

of or relating to the sea

From this reading THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

mereadjectiveUS /mɪr/

being nothing more than specified

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.

moraladjectiveUS /ˈmɔːrəl/

concerned with principles of right and wrong or conforming to standards of behavior and character based on those principles

From this reading His moral character is beyond reproach, and I have never caught him in any kind of a wilful deception such as many parents bewail in their offspring, and I know that he has no bad habits.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading His moral character is beyond reproach, and I have never caught him in any kind of a wilful deception such as many parents bewail in their offspring, and I know that he has no bad habits.

NoahnounUS /ˈnoʊə/

the Hebrew patriarch who saved himself and his family and the animals by building an ark in which they survived 40 days and 40 nights of rain; the story of Noah and the flood is told in the Book of Genesis

From this reading THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.

obsessionnounUS /əbˈseʃən/

an irrational motive for performing trivial or repetitive actions, even against your will

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.

offspringnounUS /ˈɔːfsprɪŋ/

the immediate descendants of a person

From this reading His moral character is beyond reproach, and I have never caught him in any kind of a wilful deception such as many parents bewail in their offspring, and I know that he has no bad habits.

pagenounUS /peɪdʒ/

one side of one leaf (of a book or magazine or newspaper or letter etc.) or the written or pictorial matter it contains

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

parentsnounUS /ˈperənts/

plural of “parent” — a father or mother; one who begets or one who gives birth to or nurtures and raises a child; a relative who plays the role of guardian

From this reading His moral character is beyond reproach, and I have never caught him in any kind of a wilful deception such as many parents bewail in their offspring, and I know that he has no bad habits.

prospectusnounUS /prəˈspektəs/

a formal written offer to sell securities (filed with the SEC) that sets forth a plan for a (proposed) business enterprise

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.

reasonsnounUS /ˈriːzənz/

plural of “reason” — a rational motive for a belief or action

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

regardnounUS /rɪˈɡɑːrd/

(usually preceded by “in”) a detail or point

From this reading THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.

reproachnounUS /riˈproʊtʃ/

a mild rebuke or criticism

From this reading His moral character is beyond reproach, and I have never caught him in any kind of a wilful deception such as many parents bewail in their offspring, and I know that he has no bad habits.

respectabilitynounUS /riˌspektəˈbɪlɪti/

honorableness by virtue of being respectable and having a good reputation

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

respectsnounUS /rɪˈspekts/

(often used with “pay”) a formal expression of esteem

From this reading In many respects he is a fine fellow.

sanitynounUS /ˈsænəti/

normal or sound powers of mind

From this reading THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.

seemverbUS /siːm/

give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

Shemnoun

(Old Testament) eldest son of Noah

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

smokingnounUS /ˈsmoʊkɪŋ/

the act of smoking tobacco or other substances

From this reading He has no liking for cigarette smoking, and he keeps good company and good hours.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

sonnounUS /sʌn/

a male human offspring

From this reading THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.

sonsnounUS /sʌnz/

plural of “son” — a male human offspring

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

standsnounUS /stændz/

plural of “stand” — a support or foundation

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading His moral character is beyond reproach, and I have never caught him in any kind of a wilful deception such as many parents bewail in their offspring, and I know that he has no bad habits.

tempernounUS /ˈtempər/

a sudden outburst of anger

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading His moral character is beyond reproach, and I have never caught him in any kind of a wilful deception such as many parents bewail in their offspring, and I know that he has no bad habits.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading His moral character is beyond reproach, and I have never caught him in any kind of a wilful deception such as many parents bewail in their offspring, and I know that he has no bad habits.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

usenounUS /juːs/

the act of using

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

utterverbUS /ˈʌtər/

articulate; either verbally or with a cry, shout, or noise

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading His sons Shem, Ham and Japhet, are great favorites with all of us, and as far as mere respectability goes there is no family in the land that stands higher than his, but the complete obsession of his mind by this International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company of his is entirely beyond my comprehension, and his attempts to explain it to me are futile, because its utter impracticability, and the reasons advanced for its use seem so absurd that I lose my temper before he gets half way through the first page of his prospectus.

wilfuladjective

done by design

From this reading His moral character is beyond reproach, and I have never caught him in any kind of a wilful deception such as many parents bewail in their offspring, and I know that he has no bad habits.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.

yetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.

ZOOnounUS /zuː/

the facility where wild animals are housed for exhibition

From this reading THE INTERNATIONAL MARINE AND ZOO FLOTATION COMPANY I have never yet been quite able to make up my mind with any degree of definiteness in regard to the sanity of my son Noah.

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