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The Awful Australian

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Awful Australian is here in full — 71 sentences across 15 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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New Volume of Smart Bulletin Verse The Kiss of Dolly Day & other CYNICAL RHYMES FOR RECITATION. including THE BILLIARD MARKER'S YARN by Edmund Fisher.
PHIL MAY.
GEORGE LAMBERT.
B.E. MINNS.
D.H. SOUTER.
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The Awful Australian

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Awful Australian is here in full — 71 sentences across 15 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/14 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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New Volume of Smart Bulletin Verse The Kiss of Dolly Day & other CYNICAL RHYMES FOR RECITATION. including THE BILLIARD MARKER'S YARN by Edmund Fisher.
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PHIL MAY.
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GEORGE LAMBERT.
/dʒɔːrdʒ ˈlæmbərt/
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B.E. MINNS.
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D.H. SOUTER.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

billiard adjective US /ˈbɪljərd/

of or relating to billiards

From this reading “New Volume of Smart Bulletin Verse The Kiss of Dolly Day & other CYNICAL RHYMES FOR RECITATION. including THE BILLIARD MARKER'S YARN by Edmund Fisher.”

Bulletin noun US /ˈbʊlɪtən/

a brief report (especially an official statement issued for immediate publication or broadcast)

From this reading “New Volume of Smart Bulletin Verse The Kiss of Dolly Day & other CYNICAL RHYMES FOR RECITATION. including THE BILLIARD MARKER'S YARN by Edmund Fisher.”

cynical adjective US /ˈsɪnɪkəl/

believing the worst of human nature and motives; having a sneering disbelief in e.g. selflessness of others

From this reading “New Volume of Smart Bulletin Verse The Kiss of Dolly Day & other CYNICAL RHYMES FOR RECITATION. including THE BILLIARD MARKER'S YARN by Edmund Fisher.”

Fisher noun US /ˈfɪʃər/

someone whose occupation is catching fish

From this reading “New Volume of Smart Bulletin Verse The Kiss of Dolly Day & other CYNICAL RHYMES FOR RECITATION. including THE BILLIARD MARKER'S YARN by Edmund Fisher.”

lambert noun US /ˈlæmbərt/

a cgs unit of illumination equal to the brightness of a perfectly diffusing surface that emits or reflects one lumen per square centimeter

From this reading “GEORGE LAMBERT.”

recitation noun US /ˌresəˈteɪʃən/

written matter that is recited from memory

From this reading “New Volume of Smart Bulletin Verse The Kiss of Dolly Day & other CYNICAL RHYMES FOR RECITATION. including THE BILLIARD MARKER'S YARN by Edmund Fisher.”

rhymes noun US /raɪmz/

plural of “rhyme” — correspondence in the sounds of two or more lines (especially final sounds)

From this reading “New Volume of Smart Bulletin Verse The Kiss of Dolly Day & other CYNICAL RHYMES FOR RECITATION. including THE BILLIARD MARKER'S YARN by Edmund Fisher.”

yarn noun US /jɑːrn/

the act of giving an account describing incidents or a course of events

From this reading “New Volume of Smart Bulletin Verse The Kiss of Dolly Day & other CYNICAL RHYMES FOR RECITATION. including THE BILLIARD MARKER'S YARN by Edmund Fisher.”

All words in this reading · 32

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

BnounUS /biː/

aerobic rod-shaped spore-producing bacterium; often occurring in chainlike formations; found primarily in soil

From this reading B.E. MINNS.

BILLIARDadjectiveUS /ˈbɪljərd/

of or relating to billiards

From this reading New Volume of Smart Bulletin Verse The Kiss of Dolly Day & other CYNICAL RHYMES FOR RECITATION. including THE BILLIARD MARKER'S YARN by Edmund Fisher.

BulletinnounUS /ˈbʊlɪtən/

a brief report (especially an official statement issued for immediate publication or broadcast)

From this reading New Volume of Smart Bulletin Verse The Kiss of Dolly Day & other CYNICAL RHYMES FOR RECITATION. including THE BILLIARD MARKER'S YARN by Edmund Fisher.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading New Volume of Smart Bulletin Verse The Kiss of Dolly Day & other CYNICAL RHYMES FOR RECITATION. including THE BILLIARD MARKER'S YARN by Edmund Fisher.

CYNICALadjectiveUS /ˈsɪnɪkəl/

believing the worst of human nature and motives; having a sneering disbelief in e.g. selflessness of others

From this reading New Volume of Smart Bulletin Verse The Kiss of Dolly Day & other CYNICAL RHYMES FOR RECITATION. including THE BILLIARD MARKER'S YARN by Edmund Fisher.

DnounUS /diː/

a fat-soluble vitamin that prevents rickets

From this reading D.H. SOUTER.

DaynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading New Volume of Smart Bulletin Verse The Kiss of Dolly Day & other CYNICAL RHYMES FOR RECITATION. including THE BILLIARD MARKER'S YARN by Edmund Fisher.

DollynounUS /ˈdɑːli/

conveyance consisting of a wheeled support on which a camera can be mounted

From this reading New Volume of Smart Bulletin Verse The Kiss of Dolly Day & other CYNICAL RHYMES FOR RECITATION. including THE BILLIARD MARKER'S YARN by Edmund Fisher.

EnounUS /iː/

a fat-soluble vitamin that is essential for normal reproduction; an important antioxidant that neutralizes free radicals in the body

From this reading B.E. MINNS.

Edmund

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading New Volume of Smart Bulletin Verse The Kiss of Dolly Day & other CYNICAL RHYMES FOR RECITATION. including THE BILLIARD MARKER'S YARN by Edmund Fisher.

FishernounUS /ˈfɪʃər/

someone whose occupation is catching fish

From this reading New Volume of Smart Bulletin Verse The Kiss of Dolly Day & other CYNICAL RHYMES FOR RECITATION. including THE BILLIARD MARKER'S YARN by Edmund Fisher.

FORprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading New Volume of Smart Bulletin Verse The Kiss of Dolly Day & other CYNICAL RHYMES FOR RECITATION. including THE BILLIARD MARKER'S YARN by Edmund Fisher.

GEORGEnounUS /dʒɔːrdʒ/

Christian martyr; patron saint of England; hero of the legend of Saint George and the Dragon in which he slew a dragon and saved a princess (?-303)

From this reading GEORGE LAMBERT.

HnounUS /eɪtʃ/

a nonmetallic univalent element that is normally a colorless and odorless highly flammable diatomic gas; the simplest and lightest and most abundant element in the universe

From this reading D.H. SOUTER.

includingverbUS /ˌɪnˈkluːdɪŋ/

-ing form of “include” — have as a part, be made up out of

From this reading New Volume of Smart Bulletin Verse The Kiss of Dolly Day & other CYNICAL RHYMES FOR RECITATION. including THE BILLIARD MARKER'S YARN by Edmund Fisher.

KissnounUS /kɪs/

the act of caressing with the lips (or an instance thereof)

From this reading New Volume of Smart Bulletin Verse The Kiss of Dolly Day & other CYNICAL RHYMES FOR RECITATION. including THE BILLIARD MARKER'S YARN by Edmund Fisher.

LAMBERTnounUS /ˈlæmbərt/

a cgs unit of illumination equal to the brightness of a perfectly diffusing surface that emits or reflects one lumen per square centimeter

From this reading GEORGE LAMBERT.

MARKER'S

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading New Volume of Smart Bulletin Verse The Kiss of Dolly Day & other CYNICAL RHYMES FOR RECITATION. including THE BILLIARD MARKER'S YARN by Edmund Fisher.

MAYmodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading PHIL MAY.

MINNS

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading B.E. MINNS.

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading New Volume of Smart Bulletin Verse The Kiss of Dolly Day & other CYNICAL RHYMES FOR RECITATION. including THE BILLIARD MARKER'S YARN by Edmund Fisher.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading New Volume of Smart Bulletin Verse The Kiss of Dolly Day & other CYNICAL RHYMES FOR RECITATION. including THE BILLIARD MARKER'S YARN by Edmund Fisher.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading New Volume of Smart Bulletin Verse The Kiss of Dolly Day & other CYNICAL RHYMES FOR RECITATION. including THE BILLIARD MARKER'S YARN by Edmund Fisher.

PHIL

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading PHIL MAY.

RECITATIONnounUS /ˌresəˈteɪʃən/

written matter that is recited from memory

From this reading New Volume of Smart Bulletin Verse The Kiss of Dolly Day & other CYNICAL RHYMES FOR RECITATION. including THE BILLIARD MARKER'S YARN by Edmund Fisher.

RHYMESnounUS /raɪmz/

plural of “rhyme” — correspondence in the sounds of two or more lines (especially final sounds)

From this reading New Volume of Smart Bulletin Verse The Kiss of Dolly Day & other CYNICAL RHYMES FOR RECITATION. including THE BILLIARD MARKER'S YARN by Edmund Fisher.

SmartadjectiveUS /smɑːrt/

showing mental alertness and calculation and resourcefulness

From this reading New Volume of Smart Bulletin Verse The Kiss of Dolly Day & other CYNICAL RHYMES FOR RECITATION. including THE BILLIARD MARKER'S YARN by Edmund Fisher.

SOUTER

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading D.H. SOUTER.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading New Volume of Smart Bulletin Verse The Kiss of Dolly Day & other CYNICAL RHYMES FOR RECITATION. including THE BILLIARD MARKER'S YARN by Edmund Fisher.

VersenounUS /vɜːrs/

literature in metrical form

From this reading New Volume of Smart Bulletin Verse The Kiss of Dolly Day & other CYNICAL RHYMES FOR RECITATION. including THE BILLIARD MARKER'S YARN by Edmund Fisher.

VolumenounUS /ˈvɑːljuːm/

the amount of 3-dimensional space occupied by an object

From this reading New Volume of Smart Bulletin Verse The Kiss of Dolly Day & other CYNICAL RHYMES FOR RECITATION. including THE BILLIARD MARKER'S YARN by Edmund Fisher.

YARNnounUS /jɑːrn/

the act of giving an account describing incidents or a course of events

From this reading New Volume of Smart Bulletin Verse The Kiss of Dolly Day & other CYNICAL RHYMES FOR RECITATION. including THE BILLIARD MARKER'S YARN by Edmund Fisher.

Chapter 1 of The Awful Australian by Montague Grover holds 71 sentences, grouped into 15 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of The Awful Australian contain?

Chapter 1 holds 71 sentences of The Awful Australian, unabridged, divided into 15 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of The Awful Australian by Montague Grover exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 71 sentences, grouped into 15 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Work through the 15 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

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Is this the complete text of The Awful Australian?

Yes. All 958 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #37022 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #37022, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does The Awful Australian take to read?

About 79 minutes of reading across 192 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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