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The Awful Australian

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of The Awful Australian is here in full — 63 sentences across 13 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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THE AUSTRALIAN ACCENT.
One of the strongest prejudices that one has to overcome when one visits Australia is that created by the weird jargon that passes for English in this country.
Created is too mild a term to apply to the process.
It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.
Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.
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The Awful Australian

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of The Awful Australian is here in full — 63 sentences across 13 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/12 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
THE AUSTRALIAN ACCENT.
/ðə ɔːˈstreɪljən əkˈsent/
Line 2
One of the strongest prejudices that one has to overcome when one visits Australia is that created by the weird jargon that passes for English in this country.
/wʌn ʌv ðə ˈstrɔːŋɡəst ˈpredʒədɪsɪz ðæt wʌn hæz tuː ˈoʊvərkʌm wen wʌn ˈvɪzɪts ɔːˈstreɪljə ɪz ðæt kriˈeɪtəd baɪ ðə wɪrd ˈdʒɑːrɡən ðæt ˈpæsəz fɔːr ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ ɪn ðɪs ˈkʌntri/
Line 3
Created is too mild a term to apply to the process.
/kriˈeɪtəd ɪz tuː maɪld ə tɜːrm tuː əˈplaɪ tuː ðə ˈprɑːses/
Line 4
It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.
Line 5
Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

australian noun US /ɔːˈstreɪljən/

a native or inhabitant of Australia

From this reading “THE AUSTRALIAN ACCENT.”

breakwater noun US /ˈbreɪkwɔːtər/

a protective structure of stone or concrete; extends from shore into the water to prevent a beach from washing away

From this reading “It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.”

filter verb US /ˈfɪltər/

remove by passing through a filter

From this reading “It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.”

insinuates verb US /ˌɪnˈsɪnjuːeɪts/

third-person singular of “insinuate” — introduce or insert (oneself) in a subtle manner

From this reading “Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.”

jargon noun US /ˈdʒɑːrɡən/

a characteristic language of a particular group (as among thieves)

From this reading “One of the strongest prejudices that one has to overcome when one visits Australia is that created by the weird jargon that passes for English in this country.”

patois noun US /ˌpæˈtwɑː/

a characteristic language of a particular group (as among thieves)

From this reading “It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.”

pronunciation noun US /proʊˌnʌnsiˈeɪʃən/

the manner in which someone utters a word

From this reading “Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.”

resident adjective US /ˈrezɪdənt/

living in a particular place

From this reading “Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

filter through verb + particle

In this reading “It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.”

grow accustomed verb + adjective

In this reading “Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.”

strongest prejudices adjective + noun counted as “strong prejudice”

In this reading “One of the strongest prejudices that one has to overcome when one visits Australia is that created by the weird jargon that passes for English in this country.”

first time adjective + noun

In this reading “It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.”

own language verb + noun

In this reading “Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.”

ten years' noun + noun counted as “ten year”

In this reading “Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.”

created by verb + particle counted as “create by”

In this reading “One of the strongest prejudices that one has to overcome when one visits Australia is that created by the weird jargon that passes for English in this country.”

lived in verb + particle counted as “live in”

live in the house where one works

In this reading “Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Created is too mild a term to apply to the process.

ACCENTnounUS /əkˈsent/

distinctive manner of oral expression

From this reading THE AUSTRALIAN ACCENT.

accustomedadjectiveUS /əˈkʌstəmd/

commonly used or practiced; usual

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

actualadjectiveUS /ˈæktʃəwəl/

presently existing in fact and not merely potential or possible

From this reading It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

applyverbUS /əˈplaɪ/

put into service; make work or employ for a particular purpose or for its inherent or natural purpose

From this reading Created is too mild a term to apply to the process.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.

AustralianounUS /ɔːˈstreɪljə/

a nation occupying the whole of the Australian continent; Aboriginal tribes are thought to have migrated from southeastern Asia 20,000 years ago; first Europeans were British convicts sent there as a penal colony

From this reading One of the strongest prejudices that one has to overcome when one visits Australia is that created by the weird jargon that passes for English in this country.

AUSTRALIANnounUS /ɔːˈstreɪljən/

a native or inhabitant of Australia

From this reading THE AUSTRALIAN ACCENT.

awokeverbUS /əˈwoʊk/

inflected form of “awake” — stop sleeping

From this reading It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.

breakwaternounUS /ˈbreɪkwɔːtər/

a protective structure of stone or concrete; extends from shore into the water to prevent a beach from washing away

From this reading It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading One of the strongest prejudices that one has to overcome when one visits Australia is that created by the weird jargon that passes for English in this country.

coloniesnounUS /ˈkɑːləniz/

plural of “colony” — a body of people who settle far from home but maintain ties with their homeland; inhabitants remain nationals of their home state but are not literally under the home state's system of government

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

comesnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.

countrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading One of the strongest prejudices that one has to overcome when one visits Australia is that created by the weird jargon that passes for English in this country.

createdverbUS /kriˈeɪtəd/

past form of “create” — make or cause to be or to become

From this reading One of the strongest prejudices that one has to overcome when one visits Australia is that created by the weird jargon that passes for English in this country.

difficultadjectiveUS /ˈdɪfəkəlt/

not easy; requiring great physical or mental effort to accomplish or comprehend or endure

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

earnounUS /iːr/

the sense organ for hearing and equilibrium

From this reading It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.

EnglishnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/

an Indo-European language belonging to the West Germanic branch; the official language of Britain and the United States and most of the commonwealth countries

From this reading One of the strongest prejudices that one has to overcome when one visits Australia is that created by the weird jargon that passes for English in this country.

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

filterverbUS /ˈfɪltər/

remove by passing through a filter

From this reading It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.

findverbUS /faɪnd/

come upon, as if by accident; meet with

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading One of the strongest prejudices that one has to overcome when one visits Australia is that created by the weird jargon that passes for English in this country.

Fremantle

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From this reading It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.

growverbUS /ɡroʊ/

pass into a condition gradually, take on a specific property or attribute; become

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading One of the strongest prejudices that one has to overcome when one visits Australia is that created by the weird jargon that passes for English in this country.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

heardadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.

horribleadjectiveUS /ˈhɔːrəbəl/

provoking horror

From this reading It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading One of the strongest prejudices that one has to overcome when one visits Australia is that created by the weird jargon that passes for English in this country.

insinuatesverbUS /ˌɪnˈsɪnjuːeɪts/

third-person singular of “insinuate” — introduce or insert (oneself) in a subtle manner

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading One of the strongest prejudices that one has to overcome when one visits Australia is that created by the weird jargon that passes for English in this country.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.

itselfpronounUS /ˌɪtˈself/

used when the thing doing the action is also its object

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

jargonnounUS /ˈdʒɑːrɡən/

a characteristic language of a particular group (as among thieves)

From this reading One of the strongest prejudices that one has to overcome when one visits Australia is that created by the weird jargon that passes for English in this country.

languagenounUS /ˈlæŋɡwədʒ/

a systematic means of communicating by the use of sounds or conventional symbols

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

layverbUS /leɪ/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.

lengthnounUS /leŋkθ/

the linear extent in space from one end to the other; the longest dimension of something that is fixed in place

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

livedverbUS /lɪvd/

past form of “live” — be an inhabitant of or reside in

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

mailboatnoun

a boat for carrying mail

From this reading It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.

mildadjectiveUS /maɪld/

moderate in type or degree or effect or force; far from extreme

From this reading Created is too mild a term to apply to the process.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.

nativeadjectiveUS /ˈneɪtɪv/

characteristic of or existing by virtue of geographic origin

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading One of the strongest prejudices that one has to overcome when one visits Australia is that created by the weird jargon that passes for English in this country.

offendverbUS /əˈfend/

cause to feel resentment or indignation

From this reading It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.

OnepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading One of the strongest prejudices that one has to overcome when one visits Australia is that created by the weird jargon that passes for English in this country.

overcomeverbUS /ˈoʊvərkʌm/

win a victory over

From this reading One of the strongest prejudices that one has to overcome when one visits Australia is that created by the weird jargon that passes for English in this country.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

painnounUS /peɪn/

a symptom of some physical hurt or disorder

From this reading It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.

passesnounUS /ˈpæsəz/

plural of “pass” — (baseball) an advance to first base by a batter who receives four balls

From this reading One of the strongest prejudices that one has to overcome when one visits Australia is that created by the weird jargon that passes for English in this country.

patoisnounUS /ˌpæˈtwɑː/

a characteristic language of a particular group (as among thieves)

From this reading It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

portholenoun

a window in a ship or airplane

From this reading It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.

positiveadjectiveUS /ˈpɑːzətɪv/

characterized by or displaying affirmation or acceptance or certainty etc.

From this reading It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.

prejudicesnounUS /ˈpredʒədɪsɪz/

plural of “prejudice” — a partiality that prevents objective consideration of an issue or situation

From this reading One of the strongest prejudices that one has to overcome when one visits Australia is that created by the weird jargon that passes for English in this country.

processverbUS /ˈprɑːses/

subject to a process or treatment, with the aim of readying for some purpose, improving, or remedying a condition

From this reading Created is too mild a term to apply to the process.

pronunciationnounUS /proʊˌnʌnsiˈeɪʃən/

the manner in which someone utters a word

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

recallverbUS /ˈriːkɔːl/

recall knowledge from memory; have a recollection

From this reading It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.

residentadjectiveUS /ˈrezɪdənt/

living in a particular place

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

shocknounUS /ʃɑːk/

the feeling of distress and disbelief that you have when something bad happens accidentally

From this reading It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.

sing-song

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From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

standingadjectiveUS /ˈstændɪŋ/

having a supporting base

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

StrangelyadverbUS /ˈstreɪndʒli/

in a strange manner

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

strongestadjectiveUS /ˈstrɔːŋɡəst/

superlative of “strong” — having strength or power greater than average or expected

From this reading One of the strongest prejudices that one has to overcome when one visits Australia is that created by the weird jargon that passes for English in this country.

tennounUS /ten/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nine and one; the base of the decimal system

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

termnounUS /tɜːrm/

a word or expression used for some particular thing

From this reading Created is too mild a term to apply to the process.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading One of the strongest prejudices that one has to overcome when one visits Australia is that created by the weird jargon that passes for English in this country.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE AUSTRALIAN ACCENT.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading One of the strongest prejudices that one has to overcome when one visits Australia is that created by the weird jargon that passes for English in this country.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading One of the strongest prejudices that one has to overcome when one visits Australia is that created by the weird jargon that passes for English in this country.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading Created is too mild a term to apply to the process.

untilprepositionUS /ənˈtɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

visitsnounUS /ˈvɪzɪts/

plural of “visit” — the act of going to see some person or place or thing for a short time

From this reading One of the strongest prejudices that one has to overcome when one visits Australia is that created by the weird jargon that passes for English in this country.

weirdadjectiveUS /wɪrd/

suggesting the operation of supernatural influences

From this reading One of the strongest prejudices that one has to overcome when one visits Australia is that created by the weird jargon that passes for English in this country.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading One of the strongest prejudices that one has to overcome when one visits Australia is that created by the weird jargon that passes for English in this country.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading It comes as a positive shock, and I recall with actual pain the morning I awoke as the mailboat lay at Fremantle breakwater, and I heard this horrible patois filter through my porthole to offend my ear for the first time.

worstnounUS /wɜːrst/

the least favorable outcome

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading Strangely enough, English people who have lived in the colonies for any length of time grow accustomed to the pronunciation of the Australian, and, worst of all, it insinuates itself into their own language, until it is really difficult to find a resident of more than ten years' standing in Australia who does not sing-song like a native.

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