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The bacillus of beauty

Chapter XXII · Chapter 22

Chapter 22 of The bacillus of beauty is here in full — 242 sentences across 49 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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THE IRONY OF LIFE.
I've been feverishly gay since I came to Meg.
I have walked between stormwinds--grief behind and grief that I must enter.
I've dined and danced, and I've clenched my hands lest I might shriek, and I've longed to hide away and die.
But I won't die.
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The bacillus of beauty

Chapter XXII · Chapter 22

Chapter 22 of The bacillus of beauty is here in full — 242 sentences across 49 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/48 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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THE IRONY OF LIFE.
/ðə ˈaɪrəni ʌv laɪf/
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I've been feverishly gay since I came to Meg.
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I have walked between stormwinds--grief behind and grief that I must enter.
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I've dined and danced, and I've clenched my hands lest I might shriek, and I've longed to hide away and die.
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But I won't die.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

clenched adjective US /klentʃt/

closed or squeezed together tightly

From this reading “I've dined and danced, and I've clenched my hands lest I might shriek, and I've longed to hide away and die.”

danced verb US /dænst/

past form of “dance” — move in a graceful and rhythmical way

From this reading “I've dined and danced, and I've clenched my hands lest I might shriek, and I've longed to hide away and die.”

dined verb US /daɪnd/

past form of “dine” — have supper; eat dinner

From this reading “I've dined and danced, and I've clenched my hands lest I might shriek, and I've longed to hide away and die.”

feverishly adverb US /ˈfevərɪʃli/

in a feverish manner

From this reading “I've been feverishly gay since I came to Meg.”

irony noun US /ˈaɪrəni/

witty language used to convey insults or scorn

From this reading “THE IRONY OF LIFE.”

longed verb US /lɔːŋd/

past form of “long” — desire strongly or persistently

From this reading “I've dined and danced, and I've clenched my hands lest I might shriek, and I've longed to hide away and die.”

Meg noun US /meɡ/

the number that is represented as a one followed by 6 zeros

From this reading “I've been feverishly gay since I came to Meg.”

shriek noun US /ʃriːk/

sharp piercing cry

From this reading “I've dined and danced, and I've clenched my hands lest I might shriek, and I've longed to hide away and die.”

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andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I have walked between stormwinds--grief behind and grief that I must enter.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading I've dined and danced, and I've clenched my hands lest I might shriek, and I've longed to hide away and die.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading I've been feverishly gay since I came to Meg.

behindprepositionUS /bɪˈhaɪnd/

at or toward the back of something

From this reading I have walked between stormwinds--grief behind and grief that I must enter.

betweenprepositionUS /bɪˈtwiːn/

in the space, time, or range separating two things

From this reading I have walked between stormwinds--grief behind and grief that I must enter.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But I won't die.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading I've been feverishly gay since I came to Meg.

clenchedadjectiveUS /klentʃt/

closed or squeezed together tightly

From this reading I've dined and danced, and I've clenched my hands lest I might shriek, and I've longed to hide away and die.

dancedverbUS /dænst/

past form of “dance” — move in a graceful and rhythmical way

From this reading I've dined and danced, and I've clenched my hands lest I might shriek, and I've longed to hide away and die.

dieverbUS /daɪ/

pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

From this reading I've dined and danced, and I've clenched my hands lest I might shriek, and I've longed to hide away and die.

dinedverbUS /daɪnd/

past form of “dine” — have supper; eat dinner

From this reading I've dined and danced, and I've clenched my hands lest I might shriek, and I've longed to hide away and die.

enterverbUS /ˈentər/

to come or go into

From this reading I have walked between stormwinds--grief behind and grief that I must enter.

feverishlyadverbUS /ˈfevərɪʃli/

in a feverish manner

From this reading I've been feverishly gay since I came to Meg.

gayadjectiveUS /ɡeɪ/

bright and pleasant; promoting a feeling of cheer

From this reading I've been feverishly gay since I came to Meg.

griefnounUS /ɡriːf/

intense sorrow caused by loss of a loved one (especially by death)

From this reading I have walked between stormwinds--grief behind and grief that I must enter.

handsnounUS /hændz/

(with “in”) guardianship over; in divorce cases it is the right to house and care for and discipline a child

From this reading I've dined and danced, and I've clenched my hands lest I might shriek, and I've longed to hide away and die.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I have walked between stormwinds--grief behind and grief that I must enter.

hideverbUS /haɪd/

prevent from being seen or discovered

From this reading I've dined and danced, and I've clenched my hands lest I might shriek, and I've longed to hide away and die.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I've been feverishly gay since I came to Meg.

I've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I've been feverishly gay since I came to Meg.

IRONYnounUS /ˈaɪrəni/

witty language used to convey insults or scorn

From this reading THE IRONY OF LIFE.

lestconjunctionUS /lest/

in order that something should not happen

From this reading I've dined and danced, and I've clenched my hands lest I might shriek, and I've longed to hide away and die.

LIFEnounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading THE IRONY OF LIFE.

longedverbUS /lɔːŋd/

past form of “long” — desire strongly or persistently

From this reading I've dined and danced, and I've clenched my hands lest I might shriek, and I've longed to hide away and die.

MegnounUS /meɡ/

the number that is represented as a one followed by 6 zeros

From this reading I've been feverishly gay since I came to Meg.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading I've dined and danced, and I've clenched my hands lest I might shriek, and I've longed to hide away and die.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading I have walked between stormwinds--grief behind and grief that I must enter.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I've dined and danced, and I've clenched my hands lest I might shriek, and I've longed to hide away and die.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading THE IRONY OF LIFE.

shrieknounUS /ʃriːk/

sharp piercing cry

From this reading I've dined and danced, and I've clenched my hands lest I might shriek, and I've longed to hide away and die.

sinceprepositionUS /sɪns/

from a time in the past until now

From this reading I've been feverishly gay since I came to Meg.

stormwinds

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I have walked between stormwinds--grief behind and grief that I must enter.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I have walked between stormwinds--grief behind and grief that I must enter.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE IRONY OF LIFE.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I've been feverishly gay since I came to Meg.

walkedverbUS /wɔːkt/

past form of “walk” — use one's feet to advance; advance by steps

From this reading I have walked between stormwinds--grief behind and grief that I must enter.

won't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But I won't die.

Chapter 22 of The bacillus of beauty by Harriet Stark holds 242 sentences, grouped into 49 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Beautiful
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