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The barber's chair

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of The barber's chair is here in full — 174 sentences across 35 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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SCENE.--_A Barber’s Shop in Seven Dials.
=Nutts= (the Barber) shaving =Nosebag=.
=Pucker=, =Bleak=, =Tickle=, =Slowgoe=, =Nightflit=, =Limpy=, and other customers, come in and go out._ _Nightflit._ Any news, Mr Nutts?
Nothin’ in the paper?
_Nutts._ Nothing.
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The barber's chair

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of The barber's chair is here in full — 174 sentences across 35 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/34 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
SCENE.--_A Barber’s Shop in Seven Dials.
Line 2
=Nutts= (the Barber) shaving =Nosebag=.
Line 3
=Pucker=, =Bleak=, =Tickle=, =Slowgoe=, =Nightflit=, =Limpy=, and other customers, come in and go out._ _Nightflit._ Any news, Mr Nutts?
Line 4
Nothin’ in the paper?
Line 5
_Nutts._ Nothing.

Learner Dictionary

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Barber noun US /ˈbɑːrbər/

United States composer (1910-1981)

From this reading “SCENE.--_A Barber’s Shop in Seven Dials.”

Barber's noun US /ˈbɑːrbərz/

possessive form of “barber” — United States composer (1910-1981)

Bleak adjective US /bliːk/

offering little or no hope

From this reading “=Pucker=, =Bleak=, =Tickle=, =Slowgoe=, =Nightflit=, =Limpy=, and other customers, come in and go out._ _Nightflit._ Any news, Mr Nutts?”

customers noun US /ˈkʌstəmərz/

plural of “customer” — someone who pays for goods or services

From this reading “=Pucker=, =Bleak=, =Tickle=, =Slowgoe=, =Nightflit=, =Limpy=, and other customers, come in and go out._ _Nightflit._ Any news, Mr Nutts?”

Dials noun US /ˈdaɪəlz/

plural of “dial” — the face of a timepiece; graduated to show the hours

From this reading “SCENE.--_A Barber’s Shop in Seven Dials.”

Pucker verb US /ˈpʌkər/

to gather something into small wrinkles or folds

From this reading “=Pucker=, =Bleak=, =Tickle=, =Slowgoe=, =Nightflit=, =Limpy=, and other customers, come in and go out._ _Nightflit._ Any news, Mr Nutts?”

shaving noun US /ˈʃeɪvɪŋ/

the act of removing hair with a razor

From this reading “=Nutts= (the Barber) shaving =Nosebag=.”

Tickle verb US /ˈtɪkəl/

touch (a body part) lightly so as to excite the surface nerves and cause uneasiness, laughter, or spasmodic movements

From this reading “=Pucker=, =Bleak=, =Tickle=, =Slowgoe=, =Nightflit=, =Limpy=, and other customers, come in and go out._ _Nightflit._ Any news, Mr Nutts?”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

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go out verb + adjective

move out of or depart from

In this reading “=Pucker=, =Bleak=, =Tickle=, =Slowgoe=, =Nightflit=, =Limpy=, and other customers, come in and go out._ _Nightflit._ Any news, Mr Nutts?”

Any news adjective + noun

In this reading “=Pucker=, =Bleak=, =Tickle=, =Slowgoe=, =Nightflit=, =Limpy=, and other customers, come in and go out._ _Nightflit._ Any news, Mr Nutts?”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading SCENE.--_A Barber’s Shop in Seven Dials.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading =Pucker=, =Bleak=, =Tickle=, =Slowgoe=, =Nightflit=, =Limpy=, and other customers, come in and go out._ _Nightflit._ Any news, Mr Nutts?

AnyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading =Pucker=, =Bleak=, =Tickle=, =Slowgoe=, =Nightflit=, =Limpy=, and other customers, come in and go out._ _Nightflit._ Any news, Mr Nutts?

BarbernounUS /ˈbɑːrbər/

United States composer (1910-1981)

From this reading =Nutts= (the Barber) shaving =Nosebag=.

Barber'snounUS /ˈbɑːrbərz/

possessive form of “barber” — United States composer (1910-1981)

From this reading SCENE.--_A Barber’s Shop in Seven Dials.

BleakadjectiveUS /bliːk/

offering little or no hope

From this reading =Pucker=, =Bleak=, =Tickle=, =Slowgoe=, =Nightflit=, =Limpy=, and other customers, come in and go out._ _Nightflit._ Any news, Mr Nutts?

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading =Pucker=, =Bleak=, =Tickle=, =Slowgoe=, =Nightflit=, =Limpy=, and other customers, come in and go out._ _Nightflit._ Any news, Mr Nutts?

customersnounUS /ˈkʌstəmərz/

plural of “customer” — someone who pays for goods or services

From this reading =Pucker=, =Bleak=, =Tickle=, =Slowgoe=, =Nightflit=, =Limpy=, and other customers, come in and go out._ _Nightflit._ Any news, Mr Nutts?

DialsnounUS /ˈdaɪəlz/

plural of “dial” — the face of a timepiece; graduated to show the hours

From this reading SCENE.--_A Barber’s Shop in Seven Dials.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading =Pucker=, =Bleak=, =Tickle=, =Slowgoe=, =Nightflit=, =Limpy=, and other customers, come in and go out._ _Nightflit._ Any news, Mr Nutts?

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading SCENE.--_A Barber’s Shop in Seven Dials.

Limpy

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From this reading =Pucker=, =Bleak=, =Tickle=, =Slowgoe=, =Nightflit=, =Limpy=, and other customers, come in and go out._ _Nightflit._ Any news, Mr Nutts?

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading =Pucker=, =Bleak=, =Tickle=, =Slowgoe=, =Nightflit=, =Limpy=, and other customers, come in and go out._ _Nightflit._ Any news, Mr Nutts?

newsnounUS /nuːz/

information about recent and important events

From this reading =Pucker=, =Bleak=, =Tickle=, =Slowgoe=, =Nightflit=, =Limpy=, and other customers, come in and go out._ _Nightflit._ Any news, Mr Nutts?

Nightflit

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading =Pucker=, =Bleak=, =Tickle=, =Slowgoe=, =Nightflit=, =Limpy=, and other customers, come in and go out._ _Nightflit._ Any news, Mr Nutts?

Nosebagnoun

a canvas bag that is used to feed an animal (such as a horse); covers the muzzle and fastens at the top of the head

From this reading =Nutts= (the Barber) shaving =Nosebag=.

Nothin

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From this reading Nothin’ in the paper?

NothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading _Nutts._ Nothing.

Nutts

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading =Nutts= (the Barber) shaving =Nosebag=.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading =Pucker=, =Bleak=, =Tickle=, =Slowgoe=, =Nightflit=, =Limpy=, and other customers, come in and go out._ _Nightflit._ Any news, Mr Nutts?

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading =Pucker=, =Bleak=, =Tickle=, =Slowgoe=, =Nightflit=, =Limpy=, and other customers, come in and go out._ _Nightflit._ Any news, Mr Nutts?

papernounUS /ˈpeɪpər/

a material made of cellulose pulp derived mainly from wood or rags or certain grasses

From this reading Nothin’ in the paper?

PuckerverbUS /ˈpʌkər/

to gather something into small wrinkles or folds

From this reading =Pucker=, =Bleak=, =Tickle=, =Slowgoe=, =Nightflit=, =Limpy=, and other customers, come in and go out._ _Nightflit._ Any news, Mr Nutts?

SCENEnounUS /siːn/

the place where some action occurs

From this reading SCENE.--_A Barber’s Shop in Seven Dials.

SevennounUS /ˈsevən/

the cardinal number that is the sum of six and one

From this reading SCENE.--_A Barber’s Shop in Seven Dials.

shavingnounUS /ˈʃeɪvɪŋ/

the act of removing hair with a razor

From this reading =Nutts= (the Barber) shaving =Nosebag=.

ShopverbUS /ʃɑːp/

do one's shopping

From this reading SCENE.--_A Barber’s Shop in Seven Dials.

Slowgoe

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading =Pucker=, =Bleak=, =Tickle=, =Slowgoe=, =Nightflit=, =Limpy=, and other customers, come in and go out._ _Nightflit._ Any news, Mr Nutts?

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading =Nutts= (the Barber) shaving =Nosebag=.

TickleverbUS /ˈtɪkəl/

touch (a body part) lightly so as to excite the surface nerves and cause uneasiness, laughter, or spasmodic movements

From this reading =Pucker=, =Bleak=, =Tickle=, =Slowgoe=, =Nightflit=, =Limpy=, and other customers, come in and go out._ _Nightflit._ Any news, Mr Nutts?

Chapter 2 of The barber's chair by Douglas William Jerrold holds 174 sentences, grouped into 35 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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