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The barber's chair

Chapter IV

Chapter 4 of The barber's chair is here in full — 282 sentences across 57 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_=Nutts= lathering a customer; others waiting.
Enter_ Little Girl.
_Nutts._ Now, my little dear, what’s for you?
_Girl._ Please, Mr Nutts, my mother says you’ve sent the wrong front.
This is a red un, and mother’s is a light brown.
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/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The barber's chair

Chapter IV

Chapter 4 of The barber's chair is here in full — 282 sentences across 57 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/56 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_=Nutts= lathering a customer; others waiting.
Line 2
Enter_ Little Girl.
/ˈentər ˈlɪtəl ɡɜːrl/
Line 3
_Nutts._ Now, my little dear, what’s for you?
Line 4
_Girl._ Please, Mr Nutts, my mother says you’ve sent the wrong front.
Line 5
This is a red un, and mother’s is a light brown.
/ðɪs ɪz ə red ʌn ənd ˈmʌðərz ɪz ə laɪt braʊn/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

brown noun US /braʊn/

an orange of low brightness and saturation

From this reading “This is a red un, and mother’s is a light brown.”

customer noun US /ˈkʌstəmər/

someone who pays for goods or services

From this reading “_=Nutts= lathering a customer; others waiting.”

Enter verb US /ˈentər/

to come or go into

front noun US /frʌnt/

the side that is forward or prominent

From this reading “_Girl._ Please, Mr Nutts, my mother says you’ve sent the wrong front.”

mother's noun US /ˈmʌðərz/

possessive form of “mother” — a woman who has given birth to a child (also used as a term of address to your mother)

Please verb US /pliːz/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading “_Girl._ Please, Mr Nutts, my mother says you’ve sent the wrong front.”

waiting noun US /ˈweɪtɪŋ/

the act of waiting (remaining inactive in one place while expecting something)

From this reading “_=Nutts= lathering a customer; others waiting.”

wrong adjective US /rɔːŋ/

not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth

From this reading “_Girl._ Please, Mr Nutts, my mother says you’ve sent the wrong front.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

Little Girl adjective + noun

a youthful female person

In this reading “Enter_ Little Girl.”

All words in this reading · 32

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _=Nutts= lathering a customer; others waiting.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading This is a red un, and mother’s is a light brown.

brownnounUS /braʊn/

an orange of low brightness and saturation

From this reading This is a red un, and mother’s is a light brown.

customernounUS /ˈkʌstəmər/

someone who pays for goods or services

From this reading _=Nutts= lathering a customer; others waiting.

dearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading _Nutts._ Now, my little dear, what’s for you?

EnterverbUS /ˈentər/

to come or go into

From this reading Enter_ Little Girl.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading _Nutts._ Now, my little dear, what’s for you?

frontnounUS /frʌnt/

the side that is forward or prominent

From this reading _Girl._ Please, Mr Nutts, my mother says you’ve sent the wrong front.

GirlnounUS /ɡɜːrl/

a young female

From this reading Enter_ Little Girl.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading This is a red un, and mother’s is a light brown.

lathering

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _=Nutts= lathering a customer; others waiting.

lightadjectiveUS /laɪt/

of comparatively little physical weight or density

From this reading This is a red un, and mother’s is a light brown.

LittleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Enter_ Little Girl.

mothernounUS /ˈmʌðər/

a woman who has given birth to a child (also used as a term of address to your mother)

From this reading _Girl._ Please, Mr Nutts, my mother says you’ve sent the wrong front.

mother'snounUS /ˈmʌðərz/

possessive form of “mother” — a woman who has given birth to a child (also used as a term of address to your mother)

From this reading This is a red un, and mother’s is a light brown.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading _Girl._ Please, Mr Nutts, my mother says you’ve sent the wrong front.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading _Nutts._ Now, my little dear, what’s for you?

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading _Nutts._ Now, my little dear, what’s for you?

Nutts

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _=Nutts= lathering a customer; others waiting.

others

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _=Nutts= lathering a customer; others waiting.

PleaseverbUS /pliːz/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading _Girl._ Please, Mr Nutts, my mother says you’ve sent the wrong front.

rednounUS /red/

red color or pigment; the chromatic color resembling the hue of blood

From this reading This is a red un, and mother’s is a light brown.

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading _Girl._ Please, Mr Nutts, my mother says you’ve sent the wrong front.

sentnounUS /sent/

100 senti equal 1 kroon in Estonia

From this reading _Girl._ Please, Mr Nutts, my mother says you’ve sent the wrong front.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _Girl._ Please, Mr Nutts, my mother says you’ve sent the wrong front.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading This is a red un, and mother’s is a light brown.

unnounUS /ʌn/

an organization of independent states formed in 1945 to promote international peace and security

From this reading This is a red un, and mother’s is a light brown.

waitingnounUS /ˈweɪtɪŋ/

the act of waiting (remaining inactive in one place while expecting something)

From this reading _=Nutts= lathering a customer; others waiting.

what's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Nutts._ Now, my little dear, what’s for you?

wrongadjectiveUS /rɔːŋ/

not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth

From this reading _Girl._ Please, Mr Nutts, my mother says you’ve sent the wrong front.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _Nutts._ Now, my little dear, what’s for you?

you've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Girl._ Please, Mr Nutts, my mother says you’ve sent the wrong front.

Chapter 4 of The barber's chair by Douglas William Jerrold holds 282 sentences, grouped into 57 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 4 holds 282 sentences of The barber's chair, unabridged, divided into 57 reading sections.

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