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The barber's chair

Chapter VII

Chapter 7 of The barber's chair is here in full — 200 sentences across 40 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_Nutts._ Now, Mr Bleak, I b’lieve the shave’s with you.
(_=Bleak= takes the chair_.) Mustn’t complain; but dreadful weather this for business.
Not a soul in town.
Had nothing to do but improve my mind all the week.
Now, folks who pay rent and taxes can’t afford that.
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The barber's chair

Chapter VII

Chapter 7 of The barber's chair is here in full — 200 sentences across 40 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/40 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_Nutts._ Now, Mr Bleak, I b’lieve the shave’s with you.
Line 2
(_=Bleak= takes the chair_.) Mustn’t complain; but dreadful weather this for business.
Line 3
Not a soul in town.
/nɑːt ə soʊl ɪn taʊn/
Line 4
Had nothing to do but improve my mind all the week.
/hæd ˈnʌθɪŋ tuː duː bʌt ˌɪmˈpruːv maɪ maɪnd ɔːl ðə wiːk/
Line 5
Now, folks who pay rent and taxes can’t afford that.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

afford verb US /əˈfɔːrd/

be able to spare or give up

From this reading “Now, folks who pay rent and taxes can’t afford that.”

Bleak adjective US /bliːk/

offering little or no hope

From this reading “_Nutts._ Now, Mr Bleak, I b’lieve the shave’s with you.”

complain verb US /kəmˈpleɪn/

express complaints, discontent, displeasure, or unhappiness

From this reading “(_=Bleak= takes the chair_.) Mustn’t complain; but dreadful weather this for business.”

dreadful adjective US /ˈdredfəl/

causing fear or dread or terror

From this reading “(_=Bleak= takes the chair_.) Mustn’t complain; but dreadful weather this for business.”

folks noun US /foʊks/

your parents

From this reading “Now, folks who pay rent and taxes can’t afford that.”

improve verb US /ˌɪmˈpruːv/

to make better

From this reading “Had nothing to do but improve my mind all the week.”

rent verb US /rent/

let for money

From this reading “Now, folks who pay rent and taxes can’t afford that.”

taxes noun US /ˈtæksəz/

plural of “tax” — charge against a citizen's person or property or activity for the support of government

From this reading “Now, folks who pay rent and taxes can’t afford that.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

takes the chair verb + article + noun counted as “take … chair”

In this reading “(_=Bleak= takes the chair_.) Mustn’t complain; but dreadful weather this for business.”

All words in this reading · 43

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Not a soul in town.

affordverbUS /əˈfɔːrd/

be able to spare or give up

From this reading Now, folks who pay rent and taxes can’t afford that.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Had nothing to do but improve my mind all the week.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Now, folks who pay rent and taxes can’t afford that.

b'lieve

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Nutts._ Now, Mr Bleak, I b’lieve the shave’s with you.

BleakadjectiveUS /bliːk/

offering little or no hope

From this reading _Nutts._ Now, Mr Bleak, I b’lieve the shave’s with you.

businessnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading (_=Bleak= takes the chair_.) Mustn’t complain; but dreadful weather this for business.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading (_=Bleak= takes the chair_.) Mustn’t complain; but dreadful weather this for business.

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Now, folks who pay rent and taxes can’t afford that.

chairnounUS /tʃer/

a seat for one person, with a support for the back

From this reading (_=Bleak= takes the chair_.) Mustn’t complain; but dreadful weather this for business.

complainverbUS /kəmˈpleɪn/

express complaints, discontent, displeasure, or unhappiness

From this reading (_=Bleak= takes the chair_.) Mustn’t complain; but dreadful weather this for business.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Had nothing to do but improve my mind all the week.

dreadfuladjectiveUS /ˈdredfəl/

causing fear or dread or terror

From this reading (_=Bleak= takes the chair_.) Mustn’t complain; but dreadful weather this for business.

folksnounUS /foʊks/

your parents

From this reading Now, folks who pay rent and taxes can’t afford that.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading (_=Bleak= takes the chair_.) Mustn’t complain; but dreadful weather this for business.

Hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Had nothing to do but improve my mind all the week.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading _Nutts._ Now, Mr Bleak, I b’lieve the shave’s with you.

improveverbUS /ˌɪmˈpruːv/

to make better

From this reading Had nothing to do but improve my mind all the week.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Not a soul in town.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading Had nothing to do but improve my mind all the week.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading _Nutts._ Now, Mr Bleak, I b’lieve the shave’s with you.

Mustn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading (_=Bleak= takes the chair_.) Mustn’t complain; but dreadful weather this for business.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Had nothing to do but improve my mind all the week.

NotadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Not a soul in town.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading Had nothing to do but improve my mind all the week.

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading _Nutts._ Now, Mr Bleak, I b’lieve the shave’s with you.

Nutts

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Nutts._ Now, Mr Bleak, I b’lieve the shave’s with you.

payverbUS /peɪ/

give money, usually in exchange for goods or services

From this reading Now, folks who pay rent and taxes can’t afford that.

rentverbUS /rent/

let for money

From this reading Now, folks who pay rent and taxes can’t afford that.

shave's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Nutts._ Now, Mr Bleak, I b’lieve the shave’s with you.

soulnounUS /soʊl/

the immaterial part of a person; the actuating cause of an individual life

From this reading Not a soul in town.

takesnounUS /teɪks/

plural of “take” — the income or profit arising from such transactions as the sale of land or other property

From this reading (_=Bleak= takes the chair_.) Mustn’t complain; but dreadful weather this for business.

taxesnounUS /ˈtæksəz/

plural of “tax” — charge against a citizen's person or property or activity for the support of government

From this reading Now, folks who pay rent and taxes can’t afford that.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Now, folks who pay rent and taxes can’t afford that.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _Nutts._ Now, Mr Bleak, I b’lieve the shave’s with you.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading (_=Bleak= takes the chair_.) Mustn’t complain; but dreadful weather this for business.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Had nothing to do but improve my mind all the week.

townnounUS /taʊn/

an urban area with a fixed boundary that is smaller than a city

From this reading Not a soul in town.

weathernounUS /ˈweðər/

the atmospheric conditions that comprise the state of the atmosphere in terms of temperature and wind and clouds and precipitation

From this reading (_=Bleak= takes the chair_.) Mustn’t complain; but dreadful weather this for business.

weeknounUS /wiːk/

any period of seven consecutive days

From this reading Had nothing to do but improve my mind all the week.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Now, folks who pay rent and taxes can’t afford that.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading _Nutts._ Now, Mr Bleak, I b’lieve the shave’s with you.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _Nutts._ Now, Mr Bleak, I b’lieve the shave’s with you.

Chapter 7 of The barber's chair by Douglas William Jerrold holds 200 sentences, grouped into 40 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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