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The barber's chair

Chapter IX

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_Nutts._ (_Opening door for child carrying hare in a dish._) Now, Adelgitha, you’ll tell Dobbs the baker to be very partic’lar with that hare.
Tisn’t pleasant to send meat to the oven, and have back a cinder.
(_Exit child._) _Nosebag._ Specially arter the trouble of gettin a hare.
Hares aren’t wired every day.
_Nutts._ Wired, Mr Nosebag?
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/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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The barber's chair

Chapter IX

Chapter 9 of The barber's chair is here in full — 118 sentences across 24 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/23 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_Nutts._ (_Opening door for child carrying hare in a dish._) Now, Adelgitha, you’ll tell Dobbs the baker to be very partic’lar with that hare.
Line 2
Tisn’t pleasant to send meat to the oven, and have back a cinder.
Line 3
(_Exit child._) _Nosebag._ Specially arter the trouble of gettina hare.
Line 4
Hares aren’t wired every day.
Line 5
_Nutts._ Wired, Mr Nosebag?

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

baker noun US /ˈbeɪkər/

someone who bakes commercially

From this reading “_Nutts._ (_Opening door for child carrying hare in a dish._) Now, Adelgitha, you’ll tell Dobbs the baker to be very partic’lar with that hare.”

cinder noun US /ˈsɪndər/

a fragment of incombustible matter left after a wood or coal or charcoal fire

From this reading “’Tisn’t pleasant to send meat to the oven, and have back a cinder.”

Exit noun US /ˈeɡzɪt/

an opening that permits escape or release

hare noun US /her/

swift timid long-eared mammal larger than a rabbit having a divided upper lip and long hind legs; young born furred and with open eyes

From this reading “_Nutts._ (_Opening door for child carrying hare in a dish._) Now, Adelgitha, you’ll tell Dobbs the baker to be very partic’lar with that hare.”

Hares noun US /herz/

plural of “hare” — swift timid long-eared mammal larger than a rabbit having a divided upper lip and long hind legs; young born furred and with open eyes

From this reading “Hares aren’t wired every day.”

oven noun US /ˈʌvən/

kitchen appliance used for baking or roasting

From this reading “’Tisn’t pleasant to send meat to the oven, and have back a cinder.”

Specially adverb US /ˈspeʃəli/

in a special manner

From this reading “(_Exit child._) _Nosebag._ Specially arter the trouble of gettin’ a hare.”

wired adjective US /ˈwaɪərd/

equipped with wire or wires especially for electric or telephone service

From this reading “Hares aren’t wired every day.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Opening door for child carrying hare in a dish._) Now, Adelgitha, you’ll tell Dobbs the baker to be very partic’lar with that hare.

Adelgitha

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From this reading _Nutts._ (_Opening door for child carrying hare in a dish._) Now, Adelgitha, you’ll tell Dobbs the baker to be very partic’lar with that hare.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading ’Tisn’t pleasant to send meat to the oven, and have back a cinder.

aren't

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From this reading Hares aren’t wired every day.

arter

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From this reading (_Exit child._) _Nosebag._ Specially arter the trouble of gettin’ a hare.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading ’Tisn’t pleasant to send meat to the oven, and have back a cinder.

bakernounUS /ˈbeɪkər/

someone who bakes commercially

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Opening door for child carrying hare in a dish._) Now, Adelgitha, you’ll tell Dobbs the baker to be very partic’lar with that hare.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Opening door for child carrying hare in a dish._) Now, Adelgitha, you’ll tell Dobbs the baker to be very partic’lar with that hare.

carryingverbUS /ˈkæriɪŋ/

-ing form of “carry” — move while supporting, either in a vehicle or in one's hands or on one's body

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Opening door for child carrying hare in a dish._) Now, Adelgitha, you’ll tell Dobbs the baker to be very partic’lar with that hare.

childnounUS /tʃaɪld/

a young person of either sex

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Opening door for child carrying hare in a dish._) Now, Adelgitha, you’ll tell Dobbs the baker to be very partic’lar with that hare.

cindernounUS /ˈsɪndər/

a fragment of incombustible matter left after a wood or coal or charcoal fire

From this reading ’Tisn’t pleasant to send meat to the oven, and have back a cinder.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading Hares aren’t wired every day.

dishnounUS /dɪʃ/

a piece of dishware normally used as a container for holding or serving food

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Opening door for child carrying hare in a dish._) Now, Adelgitha, you’ll tell Dobbs the baker to be very partic’lar with that hare.

Dobbs

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From this reading _Nutts._ (_Opening door for child carrying hare in a dish._) Now, Adelgitha, you’ll tell Dobbs the baker to be very partic’lar with that hare.

doornounUS /dɔːr/

a swinging or sliding barrier that will close the entrance to a room or building or vehicle

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Opening door for child carrying hare in a dish._) Now, Adelgitha, you’ll tell Dobbs the baker to be very partic’lar with that hare.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading Hares aren’t wired every day.

ExitnounUS /ˈeɡzɪt/

an opening that permits escape or release

From this reading (_Exit child._) _Nosebag._ Specially arter the trouble of gettin’ a hare.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Opening door for child carrying hare in a dish._) Now, Adelgitha, you’ll tell Dobbs the baker to be very partic’lar with that hare.

gettin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading (_Exit child._) _Nosebag._ Specially arter the trouble of gettin’ a hare.

harenounUS /her/

swift timid long-eared mammal larger than a rabbit having a divided upper lip and long hind legs; young born furred and with open eyes

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Opening door for child carrying hare in a dish._) Now, Adelgitha, you’ll tell Dobbs the baker to be very partic’lar with that hare.

HaresnounUS /herz/

plural of “hare” — swift timid long-eared mammal larger than a rabbit having a divided upper lip and long hind legs; young born furred and with open eyes

From this reading Hares aren’t wired every day.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading ’Tisn’t pleasant to send meat to the oven, and have back a cinder.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Opening door for child carrying hare in a dish._) Now, Adelgitha, you’ll tell Dobbs the baker to be very partic’lar with that hare.

meatnounUS /miːt/

the flesh of animals (including fishes and birds and snails) used as food

From this reading ’Tisn’t pleasant to send meat to the oven, and have back a cinder.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading _Nutts._ Wired, Mr Nosebag?

Nosebagnoun

a canvas bag that is used to feed an animal (such as a horse); covers the muzzle and fastens at the top of the head

From this reading (_Exit child._) _Nosebag._ Specially arter the trouble of gettin’ a hare.

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Opening door for child carrying hare in a dish._) Now, Adelgitha, you’ll tell Dobbs the baker to be very partic’lar with that hare.

Nutts

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Opening door for child carrying hare in a dish._) Now, Adelgitha, you’ll tell Dobbs the baker to be very partic’lar with that hare.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading (_Exit child._) _Nosebag._ Specially arter the trouble of gettin’ a hare.

OpeningnounUS /ˈoʊpənɪŋ/

an open or empty space in or between things

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Opening door for child carrying hare in a dish._) Now, Adelgitha, you’ll tell Dobbs the baker to be very partic’lar with that hare.

ovennounUS /ˈʌvən/

kitchen appliance used for baking or roasting

From this reading ’Tisn’t pleasant to send meat to the oven, and have back a cinder.

partic'lar

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Opening door for child carrying hare in a dish._) Now, Adelgitha, you’ll tell Dobbs the baker to be very partic’lar with that hare.

pleasantadjectiveUS /ˈplezənt/

affording pleasure; being in harmony with your taste or likings

From this reading ’Tisn’t pleasant to send meat to the oven, and have back a cinder.

sendverbUS /send/

cause to go somewhere

From this reading ’Tisn’t pleasant to send meat to the oven, and have back a cinder.

SpeciallyadverbUS /ˈspeʃəli/

in a special manner

From this reading (_Exit child._) _Nosebag._ Specially arter the trouble of gettin’ a hare.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Opening door for child carrying hare in a dish._) Now, Adelgitha, you’ll tell Dobbs the baker to be very partic’lar with that hare.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Opening door for child carrying hare in a dish._) Now, Adelgitha, you’ll tell Dobbs the baker to be very partic’lar with that hare.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Opening door for child carrying hare in a dish._) Now, Adelgitha, you’ll tell Dobbs the baker to be very partic’lar with that hare.

Tisn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading ’Tisn’t pleasant to send meat to the oven, and have back a cinder.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Opening door for child carrying hare in a dish._) Now, Adelgitha, you’ll tell Dobbs the baker to be very partic’lar with that hare.

troublenounUS /ˈtrʌbəl/

a source of difficulty

From this reading (_Exit child._) _Nosebag._ Specially arter the trouble of gettin’ a hare.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Opening door for child carrying hare in a dish._) Now, Adelgitha, you’ll tell Dobbs the baker to be very partic’lar with that hare.

wiredadjectiveUS /ˈwaɪərd/

equipped with wire or wires especially for electric or telephone service

From this reading Hares aren’t wired every day.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Opening door for child carrying hare in a dish._) Now, Adelgitha, you’ll tell Dobbs the baker to be very partic’lar with that hare.

you'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Opening door for child carrying hare in a dish._) Now, Adelgitha, you’ll tell Dobbs the baker to be very partic’lar with that hare.

Chapter 9 of The barber's chair by Douglas William Jerrold holds 118 sentences, grouped into 24 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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