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The barber's chair

Chapter X

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_Nutts._ (_Stropping razor._) Can’t think what’s come to my razor.
Won’t cut nohow.
_Slowgoe._ I’ve often told you, Mr Nutts, nothing is as it was.
The world’s gettin’ old; and the iron, which we may look upon as the bones of the world, is going first.
But what was to be expected from so many railroads?
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/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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The barber's chair

Chapter X

Chapter 10 of The barber's chair is here in full — 112 sentences across 23 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/22 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_Nutts._ (_Stropping razor._) Can’t think what’s come to my razor.
Line 2
Won’t cut nohow.
Line 3
_Slowgoe._ I’ve often told you, Mr Nutts, nothing is as it was.
Line 4
The world’s gettin’ old; and the iron, which we may look upon as the bones of the world, is going first.
Line 5
But what was to be expected from so many railroads?
/bʌt wʌt wɑːz tuː biː ɪkˈspektəd frʌm soʊ ˈmeni ˈreɪlroʊdz/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bones noun US /boʊnz/

(used in the plural) a percussion instrument consisting of a pair of hollow pieces of wood or bone (usually held between the thumb and fingers) that are made to click together (as by Spanish dancers) in rhythm with the dance

From this reading “The world’s gettin’ old; and the iron, which we may look upon as the bones of the world, is going first.”

cut verb US /kʌt/

separate with or as if with an instrument

From this reading “Won’t cut nohow.”

expected adjective US /ɪkˈspektəd/

considered likely or probable to happen or arrive

From this reading “But what was to be expected from so many railroads?”

iron noun US /ˈaɪərn/

a heavy ductile magnetic metallic element; is silver-white in pure form but readily rusts; used in construction and tools and armament; plays a role in the transport of oxygen by the blood

From this reading “The world’s gettin’ old; and the iron, which we may look upon as the bones of the world, is going first.”

often adverb US /ˈɔːfən/

many times at short intervals

From this reading “_Slowgoe._ I’ve often told you, Mr Nutts, nothing is as it was.”

railroads noun US /ˈreɪlroʊdz/

plural of “railroad” — line that is the commercial organization responsible for operating a system of transportation for trains that pull passengers or freight

From this reading “But what was to be expected from so many railroads?”

razor noun US /ˈreɪzər/

edge tool used in shaving

From this reading “_Nutts._ (_Stropping razor._) Can’t think what’s come to my razor.”

world's noun US /wɜːrldz/

possessive form of “world” — everything that exists anywhere

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

look upon verb + particle

look on as or consider

In this reading “The world’s gettin’ old; and the iron, which we may look upon as the bones of the world, is going first.”

All words in this reading · 47

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The world’s gettin’ old; and the iron, which we may look upon as the bones of the world, is going first.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading _Slowgoe._ I’ve often told you, Mr Nutts, nothing is as it was.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading But what was to be expected from so many railroads?

bonesnounUS /boʊnz/

(used in the plural) a percussion instrument consisting of a pair of hollow pieces of wood or bone (usually held between the thumb and fingers) that are made to click together (as by Spanish dancers) in rhythm with the dance

From this reading The world’s gettin’ old; and the iron, which we may look upon as the bones of the world, is going first.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But what was to be expected from so many railroads?

Can't

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From this reading _Nutts._ (_Stropping razor._) Can’t think what’s come to my razor.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Stropping razor._) Can’t think what’s come to my razor.

cutverbUS /kʌt/

separate with or as if with an instrument

From this reading Won’t cut nohow.

expectedadjectiveUS /ɪkˈspektəd/

considered likely or probable to happen or arrive

From this reading But what was to be expected from so many railroads?

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading The world’s gettin’ old; and the iron, which we may look upon as the bones of the world, is going first.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading But what was to be expected from so many railroads?

gettin

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From this reading The world’s gettin’ old; and the iron, which we may look upon as the bones of the world, is going first.

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading The world’s gettin’ old; and the iron, which we may look upon as the bones of the world, is going first.

I've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Slowgoe._ I’ve often told you, Mr Nutts, nothing is as it was.

ironnounUS /ˈaɪərn/

a heavy ductile magnetic metallic element; is silver-white in pure form but readily rusts; used in construction and tools and armament; plays a role in the transport of oxygen by the blood

From this reading The world’s gettin’ old; and the iron, which we may look upon as the bones of the world, is going first.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _Slowgoe._ I’ve often told you, Mr Nutts, nothing is as it was.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading _Slowgoe._ I’ve often told you, Mr Nutts, nothing is as it was.

lookverbUS /lʊk/

perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading The world’s gettin’ old; and the iron, which we may look upon as the bones of the world, is going first.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading But what was to be expected from so many railroads?

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading The world’s gettin’ old; and the iron, which we may look upon as the bones of the world, is going first.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading _Slowgoe._ I’ve often told you, Mr Nutts, nothing is as it was.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Stropping razor._) Can’t think what’s come to my razor.

nohowadverb

in no manner; in no way

From this reading Won’t cut nohow.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading _Slowgoe._ I’ve often told you, Mr Nutts, nothing is as it was.

Nutts

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Stropping razor._) Can’t think what’s come to my razor.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The world’s gettin’ old; and the iron, which we may look upon as the bones of the world, is going first.

oftenadverbUS /ˈɔːfən/

many times at short intervals

From this reading _Slowgoe._ I’ve often told you, Mr Nutts, nothing is as it was.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading The world’s gettin’ old; and the iron, which we may look upon as the bones of the world, is going first.

railroadsnounUS /ˈreɪlroʊdz/

plural of “railroad” — line that is the commercial organization responsible for operating a system of transportation for trains that pull passengers or freight

From this reading But what was to be expected from so many railroads?

razornounUS /ˈreɪzər/

edge tool used in shaving

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Stropping razor._) Can’t think what’s come to my razor.

Slowgoe

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Slowgoe._ I’ve often told you, Mr Nutts, nothing is as it was.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading But what was to be expected from so many railroads?

Stropping

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Stropping razor._) Can’t think what’s come to my razor.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The world’s gettin’ old; and the iron, which we may look upon as the bones of the world, is going first.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Stropping razor._) Can’t think what’s come to my razor.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Stropping razor._) Can’t think what’s come to my razor.

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading _Slowgoe._ I’ve often told you, Mr Nutts, nothing is as it was.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading The world’s gettin’ old; and the iron, which we may look upon as the bones of the world, is going first.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _Slowgoe._ I’ve often told you, Mr Nutts, nothing is as it was.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading The world’s gettin’ old; and the iron, which we may look upon as the bones of the world, is going first.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading But what was to be expected from so many railroads?

what's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Stropping razor._) Can’t think what’s come to my razor.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading The world’s gettin’ old; and the iron, which we may look upon as the bones of the world, is going first.

Won't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Won’t cut nohow.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading The world’s gettin’ old; and the iron, which we may look upon as the bones of the world, is going first.

world'snounUS /wɜːrldz/

possessive form of “world” — everything that exists anywhere

From this reading The world’s gettin’ old; and the iron, which we may look upon as the bones of the world, is going first.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _Slowgoe._ I’ve often told you, Mr Nutts, nothing is as it was.

Chapter 10 of The barber's chair by Douglas William Jerrold holds 112 sentences, grouped into 23 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Hedgehog
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