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The barber's chair

Chapter XII

Chapter 12 of The barber's chair is here in full — 109 sentences across 22 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_Slowgoe._ (_With paper._) Oh yes; it’s plain enough: more danger in the Church of England.
Here’s something taken from the _Morning Herald_ that shows how the cat jumps.
_Nutts._ Well, I’m not partic’lar about cats in common, but _how_ does she jump?
_Slowgoe._ Towards Rome, Mr Nutts; yes, towards the Scarlet---- _Nutts._ Mr Slowgoe, beg your pardon, but Mrs Nutts is in the shop.
_Mrs Nutts._ Never mind me, Mr Slowgoe, if I am in the shop.
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The barber's chair

Chapter XII

Chapter 12 of The barber's chair is here in full — 109 sentences across 22 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/21 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_Slowgoe._ (_With paper._) Oh yes; it’s plain enough: more danger in the Church of England.
Line 2
Here’s something taken from the _Morning Herald_ that shows how the cat jumps.
Line 3
_Nutts._ Well, I’m not partic’lar about cats in common, but _how_ does she jump?
Line 4
_Slowgoe._ Towards Rome, Mr Nutts; yes, towards the Scarlet---- _Nutts._ Mr Slowgoe, beg your pardon, but Mrs Nutts is in the shop.
Line 5
_Mrs Nutts._ Never mind me, Mr Slowgoe, if I am in the shop.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

cat noun US /kæt/

feline mammal usually having thick soft fur and no ability to roar: domestic cats; wildcats

From this reading “Here’s something taken from the _Morning Herald_ that shows how the cat jumps.”

cats noun US /kæts/

plural of “cat” — feline mammal usually having thick soft fur and no ability to roar: domestic cats; wildcats

From this reading “_Nutts._ Well, I’m not partic’lar about cats in common, but _how_ does she jump?”

Herald verb US /ˈherəld/

foreshadow or presage

jump verb US /dʒʌmp/

move forward by leaps and bounds

From this reading “_Nutts._ Well, I’m not partic’lar about cats in common, but _how_ does she jump?”

jumps noun US /dʒʌmps/

plural of “jump” — a sudden and decisive increase

From this reading “Here’s something taken from the _Morning Herald_ that shows how the cat jumps.”

Rome noun US /roʊm/

capital and largest city of Italy; on the Tiber; seat of the Roman Catholic Church; formerly the capital of the Roman Republic and the Roman Empire

From this reading “_Slowgoe._ Towards Rome, Mr Nutts; yes, towards the Scarlet---- _Nutts._ Mr Slowgoe, beg your pardon, but Mrs Nutts is in the shop.”

Scarlet noun US /ˈskɑːrlət/

a variable color that is vivid red but sometimes with an orange tinge

From this reading “_Slowgoe._ Towards Rome, Mr Nutts; yes, towards the Scarlet---- _Nutts._ Mr Slowgoe, beg your pardon, but Mrs Nutts is in the shop.”

shows noun US /ʃoʊz/

plural of “show” — the act of publicly exhibiting or entertaining

From this reading “Here’s something taken from the _Morning Herald_ that shows how the cat jumps.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

plain enough adjective + noun

In this reading “_Slowgoe._ (_With paper._) Oh yes; it’s plain enough: more danger in the Church of England.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading _Nutts._ Well, I’m not partic’lar about cats in common, but _how_ does she jump?

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ Never mind me, Mr Slowgoe, if I am in the shop.

begverbUS /beɡ/

call upon in supplication; entreat

From this reading _Slowgoe._ Towards Rome, Mr Nutts; yes, towards the Scarlet---- _Nutts._ Mr Slowgoe, beg your pardon, but Mrs Nutts is in the shop.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading _Nutts._ Well, I’m not partic’lar about cats in common, but _how_ does she jump?

catnounUS /kæt/

feline mammal usually having thick soft fur and no ability to roar: domestic cats; wildcats

From this reading Here’s something taken from the _Morning Herald_ that shows how the cat jumps.

catsnounUS /kæts/

plural of “cat” — feline mammal usually having thick soft fur and no ability to roar: domestic cats; wildcats

From this reading _Nutts._ Well, I’m not partic’lar about cats in common, but _how_ does she jump?

ChurchnounUS /tʃɜːrtʃ/

one of the groups of Christians who have their own beliefs and forms of worship

From this reading _Slowgoe._ (_With paper._) Oh yes; it’s plain enough: more danger in the Church of England.

commonadjectiveUS /ˈkɑːmən/

belonging to or participated in by a community as a whole; public

From this reading _Nutts._ Well, I’m not partic’lar about cats in common, but _how_ does she jump?

dangernounUS /ˈdeɪndʒər/

the condition of being susceptible to harm or injury

From this reading _Slowgoe._ (_With paper._) Oh yes; it’s plain enough: more danger in the Church of England.

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _Nutts._ Well, I’m not partic’lar about cats in common, but _how_ does she jump?

EnglandnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlənd/

a division of the United Kingdom

From this reading _Slowgoe._ (_With paper._) Oh yes; it’s plain enough: more danger in the Church of England.

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading _Slowgoe._ (_With paper._) Oh yes; it’s plain enough: more danger in the Church of England.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Here’s something taken from the _Morning Herald_ that shows how the cat jumps.

HeraldverbUS /ˈherəld/

foreshadow or presage

From this reading Here’s something taken from the _Morning Herald_ that shows how the cat jumps.

Here's

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From this reading Here’s something taken from the _Morning Herald_ that shows how the cat jumps.

how

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From this reading Here’s something taken from the _Morning Herald_ that shows how the cat jumps.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ Never mind me, Mr Slowgoe, if I am in the shop.

I'm

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From this reading _Nutts._ Well, I’m not partic’lar about cats in common, but _how_ does she jump?

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ Never mind me, Mr Slowgoe, if I am in the shop.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _Slowgoe._ (_With paper._) Oh yes; it’s plain enough: more danger in the Church of England.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _Slowgoe._ Towards Rome, Mr Nutts; yes, towards the Scarlet---- _Nutts._ Mr Slowgoe, beg your pardon, but Mrs Nutts is in the shop.

it's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Slowgoe._ (_With paper._) Oh yes; it’s plain enough: more danger in the Church of England.

jumpverbUS /dʒʌmp/

move forward by leaps and bounds

From this reading _Nutts._ Well, I’m not partic’lar about cats in common, but _how_ does she jump?

jumpsnounUS /dʒʌmps/

plural of “jump” — a sudden and decisive increase

From this reading Here’s something taken from the _Morning Herald_ that shows how the cat jumps.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ Never mind me, Mr Slowgoe, if I am in the shop.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ Never mind me, Mr Slowgoe, if I am in the shop.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading _Slowgoe._ (_With paper._) Oh yes; it’s plain enough: more danger in the Church of England.

MorningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading Here’s something taken from the _Morning Herald_ that shows how the cat jumps.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading _Slowgoe._ Towards Rome, Mr Nutts; yes, towards the Scarlet---- _Nutts._ Mr Slowgoe, beg your pardon, but Mrs Nutts is in the shop.

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading _Slowgoe._ Towards Rome, Mr Nutts; yes, towards the Scarlet---- _Nutts._ Mr Slowgoe, beg your pardon, but Mrs Nutts is in the shop.

NeveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ Never mind me, Mr Slowgoe, if I am in the shop.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading _Nutts._ Well, I’m not partic’lar about cats in common, but _how_ does she jump?

Nutts

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Nutts._ Well, I’m not partic’lar about cats in common, but _how_ does she jump?

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _Slowgoe._ (_With paper._) Oh yes; it’s plain enough: more danger in the Church of England.

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading _Slowgoe._ (_With paper._) Oh yes; it’s plain enough: more danger in the Church of England.

papernounUS /ˈpeɪpər/

a material made of cellulose pulp derived mainly from wood or rags or certain grasses

From this reading _Slowgoe._ (_With paper._) Oh yes; it’s plain enough: more danger in the Church of England.

pardonverbUS /ˈpɑːrdən/

accept an excuse for

From this reading _Slowgoe._ Towards Rome, Mr Nutts; yes, towards the Scarlet---- _Nutts._ Mr Slowgoe, beg your pardon, but Mrs Nutts is in the shop.

partic'lar

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Nutts._ Well, I’m not partic’lar about cats in common, but _how_ does she jump?

plainadjectiveUS /pleɪn/

clearly revealed to the mind or the senses or judgment

From this reading _Slowgoe._ (_With paper._) Oh yes; it’s plain enough: more danger in the Church of England.

RomenounUS /roʊm/

capital and largest city of Italy; on the Tiber; seat of the Roman Catholic Church; formerly the capital of the Roman Republic and the Roman Empire

From this reading _Slowgoe._ Towards Rome, Mr Nutts; yes, towards the Scarlet---- _Nutts._ Mr Slowgoe, beg your pardon, but Mrs Nutts is in the shop.

ScarletnounUS /ˈskɑːrlət/

a variable color that is vivid red but sometimes with an orange tinge

From this reading _Slowgoe._ Towards Rome, Mr Nutts; yes, towards the Scarlet---- _Nutts._ Mr Slowgoe, beg your pardon, but Mrs Nutts is in the shop.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading _Nutts._ Well, I’m not partic’lar about cats in common, but _how_ does she jump?

shopverbUS /ʃɑːp/

do one's shopping

From this reading _Slowgoe._ Towards Rome, Mr Nutts; yes, towards the Scarlet---- _Nutts._ Mr Slowgoe, beg your pardon, but Mrs Nutts is in the shop.

showsnounUS /ʃoʊz/

plural of “show” — the act of publicly exhibiting or entertaining

From this reading Here’s something taken from the _Morning Herald_ that shows how the cat jumps.

Slowgoe

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Slowgoe._ (_With paper._) Oh yes; it’s plain enough: more danger in the Church of England.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading Here’s something taken from the _Morning Herald_ that shows how the cat jumps.

takenadjectiveUS /ˈteɪkən/

understood in a certain way; made sense of

From this reading Here’s something taken from the _Morning Herald_ that shows how the cat jumps.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Here’s something taken from the _Morning Herald_ that shows how the cat jumps.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _Slowgoe._ (_With paper._) Oh yes; it’s plain enough: more danger in the Church of England.

TowardsprepositionUS /təˈwɔːrdz/

in the direction of

From this reading _Slowgoe._ Towards Rome, Mr Nutts; yes, towards the Scarlet---- _Nutts._ Mr Slowgoe, beg your pardon, but Mrs Nutts is in the shop.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading _Nutts._ Well, I’m not partic’lar about cats in common, but _how_ does she jump?

WithprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading _Slowgoe._ (_With paper._) Oh yes; it’s plain enough: more danger in the Church of England.

yesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading _Slowgoe._ (_With paper._) Oh yes; it’s plain enough: more danger in the Church of England.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _Slowgoe._ Towards Rome, Mr Nutts; yes, towards the Scarlet---- _Nutts._ Mr Slowgoe, beg your pardon, but Mrs Nutts is in the shop.

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