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The barber's chair

Chapter XIII

Chapter 13 of The barber's chair is here in full — 133 sentences across 27 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_Mrs Nutts._ I don’t wonder we’re poor, Mr Nutts; sitting there reading the news when you should be minding your bus’ness and your family.
_Nutts._ Bless the woman!
_Mrs Nutts._ Yes; bless the man!--but that does no good, one way or the other.
_Nutts._ Can’t I have a bit of quiet news to myself afore the customers come in?
_Mrs Nutts._ Not with your razors in the state they are.
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The barber's chair

Chapter XIII

Chapter 13 of The barber's chair is here in full — 133 sentences across 27 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/26 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_Mrs Nutts._ I don’t wonder we’re poor, Mr Nutts; sitting there reading the news when you should be minding your bus’ness and your family.
Line 2
_Nutts._ Bless the woman!
Line 3
_Mrs Nutts._ Yes; bless the man!--but that does no good, one way or the other.
Line 4
_Nutts._ Can’t I have a bit of quiet news to myself afore the customers come in?
Line 5
_Mrs Nutts._ Not with your razors in the state they are.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bless verb US /bles/

give a benediction to

From this reading “_Nutts._ Bless the woman!”

customers noun US /ˈkʌstəmərz/

plural of “customer” — someone who pays for goods or services

From this reading “_Nutts._ Can’t I have a bit of quiet news to myself afore the customers come in?”

minding verb US /ˈmaɪndɪŋ/

-ing form of “mind” — be offended or bothered by; take offense with, be bothered by

From this reading “_Mrs Nutts._ I don’t wonder we’re poor, Mr Nutts; sitting there reading the news when you should be minding your bus’ness and your family.”

news noun US /nuːz/

information about recent and important events

From this reading “_Mrs Nutts._ I don’t wonder we’re poor, Mr Nutts; sitting there reading the news when you should be minding your bus’ness and your family.”

quiet adjective US /ˈkwaɪət/

characterized by an absence or near absence of agitation or activity

From this reading “_Nutts._ Can’t I have a bit of quiet news to myself afore the customers come in?”

razors noun US /ˈreɪzərz/

plural of “razor” — edge tool used in shaving

From this reading “_Mrs Nutts._ Not with your razors in the state they are.”

reading noun US /ˈriːdɪŋ/

the cognitive process of understanding a written linguistic message

From this reading “_Mrs Nutts._ I don’t wonder we’re poor, Mr Nutts; sitting there reading the news when you should be minding your bus’ness and your family.”

sitting noun US /ˈsɪtɪŋ/

(photography) the act of assuming a certain position (as for a photograph or portrait)

From this reading “_Mrs Nutts._ I don’t wonder we’re poor, Mr Nutts; sitting there reading the news when you should be minding your bus’ness and your family.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

in the state preposition + article + noun counted as “in … state”

In this reading “_Mrs Nutts._ Not with your razors in the state they are.”

All words in this reading · 53

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _Nutts._ Can’t I have a bit of quiet news to myself afore the customers come in?

afore

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Nutts._ Can’t I have a bit of quiet news to myself afore the customers come in?

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ I don’t wonder we’re poor, Mr Nutts; sitting there reading the news when you should be minding your bus’ness and your family.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ Not with your razors in the state they are.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ I don’t wonder we’re poor, Mr Nutts; sitting there reading the news when you should be minding your bus’ness and your family.

bitnounUS /bɪt/

a small piece or quantity of something

From this reading _Nutts._ Can’t I have a bit of quiet news to myself afore the customers come in?

BlessverbUS /bles/

give a benediction to

From this reading _Nutts._ Bless the woman!

bus'ness

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ I don’t wonder we’re poor, Mr Nutts; sitting there reading the news when you should be minding your bus’ness and your family.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ Yes; bless the man!--but that does no good, one way or the other.

Can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Nutts._ Can’t I have a bit of quiet news to myself afore the customers come in?

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading _Nutts._ Can’t I have a bit of quiet news to myself afore the customers come in?

customersnounUS /ˈkʌstəmərz/

plural of “customer” — someone who pays for goods or services

From this reading _Nutts._ Can’t I have a bit of quiet news to myself afore the customers come in?

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ Yes; bless the man!--but that does no good, one way or the other.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ I don’t wonder we’re poor, Mr Nutts; sitting there reading the news when you should be minding your bus’ness and your family.

familynounUS /ˈfæməli/

a social unit living together

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ I don’t wonder we’re poor, Mr Nutts; sitting there reading the news when you should be minding your bus’ness and your family.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ Yes; bless the man!--but that does no good, one way or the other.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading _Nutts._ Can’t I have a bit of quiet news to myself afore the customers come in?

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ I don’t wonder we’re poor, Mr Nutts; sitting there reading the news when you should be minding your bus’ness and your family.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _Nutts._ Can’t I have a bit of quiet news to myself afore the customers come in?

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ Yes; bless the man!--but that does no good, one way or the other.

mindingverbUS /ˈmaɪndɪŋ/

-ing form of “mind” — be offended or bothered by; take offense with, be bothered by

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ I don’t wonder we’re poor, Mr Nutts; sitting there reading the news when you should be minding your bus’ness and your family.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ I don’t wonder we’re poor, Mr Nutts; sitting there reading the news when you should be minding your bus’ness and your family.

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ I don’t wonder we’re poor, Mr Nutts; sitting there reading the news when you should be minding your bus’ness and your family.

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading _Nutts._ Can’t I have a bit of quiet news to myself afore the customers come in?

newsnounUS /nuːz/

information about recent and important events

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ I don’t wonder we’re poor, Mr Nutts; sitting there reading the news when you should be minding your bus’ness and your family.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ Yes; bless the man!--but that does no good, one way or the other.

NotadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ Not with your razors in the state they are.

Nutts

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ I don’t wonder we’re poor, Mr Nutts; sitting there reading the news when you should be minding your bus’ness and your family.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _Nutts._ Can’t I have a bit of quiet news to myself afore the customers come in?

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ Yes; bless the man!--but that does no good, one way or the other.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ Yes; bless the man!--but that does no good, one way or the other.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ Yes; bless the man!--but that does no good, one way or the other.

pooradjectiveUS /puːr/

deserving or inciting pity

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ I don’t wonder we’re poor, Mr Nutts; sitting there reading the news when you should be minding your bus’ness and your family.

quietadjectiveUS /ˈkwaɪət/

characterized by an absence or near absence of agitation or activity

From this reading _Nutts._ Can’t I have a bit of quiet news to myself afore the customers come in?

razorsnounUS /ˈreɪzərz/

plural of “razor” — edge tool used in shaving

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ Not with your razors in the state they are.

readingnounUS /ˈriːdɪŋ/

the cognitive process of understanding a written linguistic message

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ I don’t wonder we’re poor, Mr Nutts; sitting there reading the news when you should be minding your bus’ness and your family.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ I don’t wonder we’re poor, Mr Nutts; sitting there reading the news when you should be minding your bus’ness and your family.

sittingnounUS /ˈsɪtɪŋ/

(photography) the act of assuming a certain position (as for a photograph or portrait)

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ I don’t wonder we’re poor, Mr Nutts; sitting there reading the news when you should be minding your bus’ness and your family.

statenounUS /steɪt/

the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ Not with your razors in the state they are.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ Yes; bless the man!--but that does no good, one way or the other.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ I don’t wonder we’re poor, Mr Nutts; sitting there reading the news when you should be minding your bus’ness and your family.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ I don’t wonder we’re poor, Mr Nutts; sitting there reading the news when you should be minding your bus’ness and your family.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ Not with your razors in the state they are.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading _Nutts._ Can’t I have a bit of quiet news to myself afore the customers come in?

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ Yes; bless the man!--but that does no good, one way or the other.

we're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ I don’t wonder we’re poor, Mr Nutts; sitting there reading the news when you should be minding your bus’ness and your family.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ I don’t wonder we’re poor, Mr Nutts; sitting there reading the news when you should be minding your bus’ness and your family.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ Not with your razors in the state they are.

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading _Nutts._ Bless the woman!

wondernounUS /ˈwʌndər/

the feeling aroused by something strange and surprising

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ I don’t wonder we’re poor, Mr Nutts; sitting there reading the news when you should be minding your bus’ness and your family.

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ Yes; bless the man!--but that does no good, one way or the other.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ I don’t wonder we’re poor, Mr Nutts; sitting there reading the news when you should be minding your bus’ness and your family.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ I don’t wonder we’re poor, Mr Nutts; sitting there reading the news when you should be minding your bus’ness and your family.

Chapter 13 of The barber's chair by Douglas William Jerrold holds 133 sentences, grouped into 27 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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