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The barber's chair

Chapter XIV

Chapter 14 of The barber's chair is here in full — 151 sentences across 31 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_=Slowgoe=, =Tickle=, =Peabody=, and others waiting.
=Mrs Nutts= comes from back room._ _Tickle._ Why, Mrs Nutts, where’s the master?
Not gone to Brighton and left you to shave?
_Mrs Nutts._ Ha, Mr Tickle!
I only wish I could shave.
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The barber's chair

Chapter XIV

Chapter 14 of The barber's chair is here in full — 151 sentences across 31 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/30 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_=Slowgoe=, =Tickle=, =Peabody=, and others waiting.
Line 2
=Mrs Nutts= comes from back room._ _Tickle._ Why, Mrs Nutts, where’s the master?
Line 3
Not gone to Brighton and left you to shave?
/nɑːt ɡɔːn tuː ˈbraɪtən ənd left juː tuː ʃeɪv/
Line 4
_Mrs Nutts._ Ha, Mr Tickle!
Line 5
I only wish I could shave.
/aɪ ˈoʊnli wɪʃ aɪ kʊd ʃeɪv/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Brighton noun US /ˈbraɪtən/

a city in East Sussex in southern England that is a popular resort; site of the University of Sussex

From this reading “Not gone to Brighton and left you to shave?”

comes noun US /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading “=Mrs Nutts= comes from back room._ _Tickle._ Why, Mrs Nutts, where’s the master?”

master noun US /ˈmæstər/

an artist of consummate skill

From this reading “=Mrs Nutts= comes from back room._ _Tickle._ Why, Mrs Nutts, where’s the master?”

Peabody noun US /ˈpiːbɑːdi/

educator who founded the first kindergarten in the United States (1804-1894)

From this reading “_=Slowgoe=, =Tickle=, =Peabody=, and others waiting.”

shave verb US /ʃeɪv/

remove body hair with a razor

From this reading “Not gone to Brighton and left you to shave?”

Tickle verb US /ˈtɪkəl/

touch (a body part) lightly so as to excite the surface nerves and cause uneasiness, laughter, or spasmodic movements

From this reading “_=Slowgoe=, =Tickle=, =Peabody=, and others waiting.”

waiting noun US /ˈweɪtɪŋ/

the act of waiting (remaining inactive in one place while expecting something)

From this reading “_=Slowgoe=, =Tickle=, =Peabody=, and others waiting.”

wish verb US /wɪʃ/

hope for; have a wish

From this reading “I only wish I could shave.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

comes from verb + particle counted as “come from”

In this reading “=Mrs Nutts= comes from back room._ _Tickle._ Why, Mrs Nutts, where’s the master?”

All words in this reading · 29

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _=Slowgoe=, =Tickle=, =Peabody=, and others waiting.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading =Mrs Nutts= comes from back room._ _Tickle._ Why, Mrs Nutts, where’s the master?

BrightonnounUS /ˈbraɪtən/

a city in East Sussex in southern England that is a popular resort; site of the University of Sussex

From this reading Not gone to Brighton and left you to shave?

comesnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading =Mrs Nutts= comes from back room._ _Tickle._ Why, Mrs Nutts, where’s the master?

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading I only wish I could shave.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading =Mrs Nutts= comes from back room._ _Tickle._ Why, Mrs Nutts, where’s the master?

goneadjectiveUS /ɡɔːn/

destroyed or killed

From this reading Not gone to Brighton and left you to shave?

HanounUS /hɑː/

(astronomy) the angular distance of a celestial point measured westward along the celestial equator from the zenith crossing; the right ascension for an observer at a particular location and time of day

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ Ha, Mr Tickle!

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I only wish I could shave.

leftnounUS /left/

location near or direction toward the left side; i.e. the side to the north when a person or object faces east

From this reading Not gone to Brighton and left you to shave?

masternounUS /ˈmæstər/

an artist of consummate skill

From this reading =Mrs Nutts= comes from back room._ _Tickle._ Why, Mrs Nutts, where’s the master?

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ Ha, Mr Tickle!

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading =Mrs Nutts= comes from back room._ _Tickle._ Why, Mrs Nutts, where’s the master?

NotadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Not gone to Brighton and left you to shave?

Nutts

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading =Mrs Nutts= comes from back room._ _Tickle._ Why, Mrs Nutts, where’s the master?

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading I only wish I could shave.

others

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _=Slowgoe=, =Tickle=, =Peabody=, and others waiting.

PeabodynounUS /ˈpiːbɑːdi/

educator who founded the first kindergarten in the United States (1804-1894)

From this reading _=Slowgoe=, =Tickle=, =Peabody=, and others waiting.

roomnounUS /ruːm/

an area within a building enclosed by walls and floor and ceiling

From this reading =Mrs Nutts= comes from back room._ _Tickle._ Why, Mrs Nutts, where’s the master?

shaveverbUS /ʃeɪv/

remove body hair with a razor

From this reading Not gone to Brighton and left you to shave?

Slowgoe

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _=Slowgoe=, =Tickle=, =Peabody=, and others waiting.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading =Mrs Nutts= comes from back room._ _Tickle._ Why, Mrs Nutts, where’s the master?

TickleverbUS /ˈtɪkəl/

touch (a body part) lightly so as to excite the surface nerves and cause uneasiness, laughter, or spasmodic movements

From this reading _=Slowgoe=, =Tickle=, =Peabody=, and others waiting.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Not gone to Brighton and left you to shave?

waitingnounUS /ˈweɪtɪŋ/

the act of waiting (remaining inactive in one place while expecting something)

From this reading _=Slowgoe=, =Tickle=, =Peabody=, and others waiting.

where's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading =Mrs Nutts= comes from back room._ _Tickle._ Why, Mrs Nutts, where’s the master?

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading =Mrs Nutts= comes from back room._ _Tickle._ Why, Mrs Nutts, where’s the master?

wishverbUS /wɪʃ/

hope for; have a wish

From this reading I only wish I could shave.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Not gone to Brighton and left you to shave?

Chapter 14 of The barber's chair by Douglas William Jerrold holds 151 sentences, grouped into 31 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 14 holds 151 sentences of The barber's chair, unabridged, divided into 31 reading sections.

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