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The barber's chair
The barber's chair

Chapter XVI

Chapter 16 of The barber's chair is here in full — 106 sentences across 22 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_Nutts._ (_Stropping razor._) Happy new year to ye, my friends.
_Tickle._ Hallo, Nutts!
Why, what’s the matter with the shop?
As fine and as shiny, and smelling as sweet as Covent Garden!
Well, I’m sure!
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The barber's chair

Chapter XVI

Chapter 16 of The barber's chair is here in full — 106 sentences across 22 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/21 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_Nutts._ (_Stropping razor._) Happy new year to ye, my friends.
Line 2
_Tickle._ Hallo, Nutts!
Line 3
Why, what’s the matter with the shop?
Line 4
As fine and as shiny, and smelling as sweet as Covent Garden!
Line 5
Well, I’m sure!

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

fine adjective US /faɪn/

being satisfactory or in satisfactory condition

From this reading “As fine and as shiny, and smelling as sweet as Covent Garden!”

Garden noun US /ˈɡɑːrdən/

a plot of ground where plants are cultivated

From this reading “As fine and as shiny, and smelling as sweet as Covent Garden!”

razor noun US /ˈreɪzər/

edge tool used in shaving

From this reading “_Nutts._ (_Stropping razor._) Happy new year to ye, my friends.”

shiny adjective US /ˈʃaɪni/

reflecting light

From this reading “As fine and as shiny, and smelling as sweet as Covent Garden!”

shop verb US /ʃɑːp/

do one's shopping

From this reading “Why, what’s the matter with the shop?”

smelling noun US /ˈsmelɪŋ/

the act of perceiving the odor of something

From this reading “As fine and as shiny, and smelling as sweet as Covent Garden!”

sweet adjective US /swiːt/

having or denoting the characteristic taste of sugar

From this reading “As fine and as shiny, and smelling as sweet as Covent Garden!”

Tickle verb US /ˈtɪkəl/

touch (a body part) lightly so as to excite the surface nerves and cause uneasiness, laughter, or spasmodic movements

All words in this reading · 29

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading As fine and as shiny, and smelling as sweet as Covent Garden!

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading As fine and as shiny, and smelling as sweet as Covent Garden!

Covent

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading As fine and as shiny, and smelling as sweet as Covent Garden!

fineadjectiveUS /faɪn/

being satisfactory or in satisfactory condition

From this reading As fine and as shiny, and smelling as sweet as Covent Garden!

friendsnounUS /frendz/

plural of “friend” — a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Stropping razor._) Happy new year to ye, my friends.

GardennounUS /ˈɡɑːrdən/

a plot of ground where plants are cultivated

From this reading As fine and as shiny, and smelling as sweet as Covent Garden!

Hallo

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Tickle._ Hallo, Nutts!

HappyadjectiveUS /ˈhæpi/

enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Stropping razor._) Happy new year to ye, my friends.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Well, I’m sure!

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading Why, what’s the matter with the shop?

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Stropping razor._) Happy new year to ye, my friends.

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Stropping razor._) Happy new year to ye, my friends.

Nutts

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Stropping razor._) Happy new year to ye, my friends.

razornounUS /ˈreɪzər/

edge tool used in shaving

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Stropping razor._) Happy new year to ye, my friends.

shinyadjectiveUS /ˈʃaɪni/

reflecting light

From this reading As fine and as shiny, and smelling as sweet as Covent Garden!

shopverbUS /ʃɑːp/

do one's shopping

From this reading Why, what’s the matter with the shop?

smellingnounUS /ˈsmelɪŋ/

the act of perceiving the odor of something

From this reading As fine and as shiny, and smelling as sweet as Covent Garden!

Stropping

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Stropping razor._) Happy new year to ye, my friends.

sureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading Well, I’m sure!

sweetadjectiveUS /swiːt/

having or denoting the characteristic taste of sugar

From this reading As fine and as shiny, and smelling as sweet as Covent Garden!

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Why, what’s the matter with the shop?

TickleverbUS /ˈtɪkəl/

touch (a body part) lightly so as to excite the surface nerves and cause uneasiness, laughter, or spasmodic movements

From this reading _Tickle._ Hallo, Nutts!

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Stropping razor._) Happy new year to ye, my friends.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading Well, I’m sure!

what's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Why, what’s the matter with the shop?

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading Why, what’s the matter with the shop?

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Why, what’s the matter with the shop?

yepronounUS /jiː/

an old word for “you”, speaking to more than one person

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Stropping razor._) Happy new year to ye, my friends.

yearnounUS /jɪr/

a period of time containing 365 (or 366) days

From this reading _Nutts._ (_Stropping razor._) Happy new year to ye, my friends.

Chapter 16 of The barber's chair by Douglas William Jerrold holds 106 sentences, grouped into 22 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 16 of The barber's chair contain?

Chapter 16 holds 106 sentences of The barber's chair, unabridged, divided into 22 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 16 of The barber's chair by Douglas William Jerrold exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 106 sentences, grouped into 22 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Work through the 22 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 16 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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Is this the complete text of The barber's chair?

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About 313 minutes of reading across 752 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in The barber's chair

Words and structures a reader meets early in The barber's chair, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Hedgehog
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The barber's chair; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Letters
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The barber's chair; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Douglas
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The barber's chair; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Jerrold
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The barber's chair; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.