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The barber's chair

Chapter XVII

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_=NUTTS=, with his usual customers._ _Slowgoe._ (_With newspaper._) So Parliament’s at it in earnest now.
_Nutts._ Yes; they’ve opened Solomon’s brass kettle at last.
_Slowgoe._ What do you mean by Solomon’s kettle?
_Nutts._ And did you never read the “’Rabian Nights,” where they fish up from the sea the brass kettle with Solomon’s seal upon it?
A kettle thought to be crammed with wisdom, and when it was opened there came out of it clouds and clouds of smoke?
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The barber's chair

Chapter XVII

Chapter 17 of The barber's chair is here in full — 85 sentences across 17 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/17 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_=NUTTS=, with his usual customers._ _Slowgoe._ (_With newspaper._) So Parliament’s at it in earnest now.
Line 2
_Nutts._ Yes; they’ve opened Solomon’s brass kettle at last.
Line 3
_Slowgoe._ What do you mean by Solomon’s kettle?
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_Nutts._ And did you never read the “’Rabian Nights,” where they fish up from the sea the brass kettle with Solomon’s seal upon it?
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A kettle thought to be crammed with wisdom, and when it was opened there came out of it clouds and clouds of smoke?
/ə ˈketəl θɔːt tuː biː kræmd wɪð ˈwɪzdəm ənd wen ɪt wɑːz ˈoʊpənd ðer keɪm aʊt ʌv ɪt klaʊdz ənd klaʊdz ʌv smoʊk/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

brass noun US /bræs/

an alloy of copper and zinc

From this reading “_Nutts._ Yes; they’ve opened Solomon’s brass kettle at last.”

crammed verb US /kræmd/

inflected form of “cram” — crowd or pack to capacity

From this reading “A kettle thought to be crammed with wisdom, and when it was opened there came out of it clouds and clouds of smoke?”

customers noun US /ˈkʌstəmərz/

plural of “customer” — someone who pays for goods or services

From this reading “_=NUTTS=, with his usual customers._ _Slowgoe._ (_With newspaper._) So Parliament’s at it in earnest now.”

kettle noun US /ˈketəl/

a metal pot for stewing or boiling; usually has a lid

From this reading “_Nutts._ Yes; they’ve opened Solomon’s brass kettle at last.”

newspaper noun US /ˈnuːzpeɪpər/

a daily or weekly publication on folded sheets; contains news and articles and advertisements

From this reading “_=NUTTS=, with his usual customers._ _Slowgoe._ (_With newspaper._) So Parliament’s at it in earnest now.”

Parliament's noun US /ˈpɑːrləmənts/

possessive form of “parliament” — a legislative assembly in certain countries

seal verb US /siːl/

make tight; secure against leakage

From this reading “_Nutts._ And did you never read the “’Rabian Nights,” where they fish up from the sea the brass kettle with Solomon’s seal upon it?”

Solomon's noun US /ˈsɑːləmənz/

possessive form of “solomon” — (Old Testament) son of David and king of Israel noted for his wisdom (10th century BC)

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

crammed with verb + particle counted as “cram with”

In this reading “A kettle thought to be crammed with wisdom, and when it was opened there came out of it clouds and clouds of smoke?”

came out verb + adjective counted as “come out”

appear or become visible; make a showing

In this reading “A kettle thought to be crammed with wisdom, and when it was opened there came out of it clouds and clouds of smoke?”

mean by verb + particle

In this reading “_Slowgoe._ What do you mean by Solomon’s kettle?”

clouds of verb + particle counted as “cloud of”

In this reading “A kettle thought to be crammed with wisdom, and when it was opened there came out of it clouds and clouds of smoke?”

from the sea preposition + article + noun counted as “from … sea”

In this reading “_Nutts._ And did you never read the “’Rabian Nights,” where they fish up from the sea the brass kettle with Solomon’s seal upon it?”

All words in this reading · 55

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A kettle thought to be crammed with wisdom, and when it was opened there came out of it clouds and clouds of smoke?

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _Nutts._ And did you never read the “’Rabian Nights,” where they fish up from the sea the brass kettle with Solomon’s seal upon it?

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading _=NUTTS=, with his usual customers._ _Slowgoe._ (_With newspaper._) So Parliament’s at it in earnest now.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading A kettle thought to be crammed with wisdom, and when it was opened there came out of it clouds and clouds of smoke?

brassnounUS /bræs/

an alloy of copper and zinc

From this reading _Nutts._ Yes; they’ve opened Solomon’s brass kettle at last.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading _Slowgoe._ What do you mean by Solomon’s kettle?

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading A kettle thought to be crammed with wisdom, and when it was opened there came out of it clouds and clouds of smoke?

cloudsnounUS /klaʊdz/

plural of “cloud” — any collection of particles (e.g., smoke or dust) or gases that is visible

From this reading A kettle thought to be crammed with wisdom, and when it was opened there came out of it clouds and clouds of smoke?

crammedverbUS /kræmd/

inflected form of “cram” — crowd or pack to capacity

From this reading A kettle thought to be crammed with wisdom, and when it was opened there came out of it clouds and clouds of smoke?

customersnounUS /ˈkʌstəmərz/

plural of “customer” — someone who pays for goods or services

From this reading _=NUTTS=, with his usual customers._ _Slowgoe._ (_With newspaper._) So Parliament’s at it in earnest now.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading _Nutts._ And did you never read the “’Rabian Nights,” where they fish up from the sea the brass kettle with Solomon’s seal upon it?

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading _Slowgoe._ What do you mean by Solomon’s kettle?

earnestadjectiveUS /ˈɜːrnɪst/

characterized by a firm and humorless belief in the validity of your opinions

From this reading _=NUTTS=, with his usual customers._ _Slowgoe._ (_With newspaper._) So Parliament’s at it in earnest now.

fishnounUS /fɪʃ/

any of various mostly cold-blooded aquatic vertebrates usually having scales and breathing through gills

From this reading _Nutts._ And did you never read the “’Rabian Nights,” where they fish up from the sea the brass kettle with Solomon’s seal upon it?

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading _Nutts._ And did you never read the “’Rabian Nights,” where they fish up from the sea the brass kettle with Solomon’s seal upon it?

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading _=NUTTS=, with his usual customers._ _Slowgoe._ (_With newspaper._) So Parliament’s at it in earnest now.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _=NUTTS=, with his usual customers._ _Slowgoe._ (_With newspaper._) So Parliament’s at it in earnest now.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading _=NUTTS=, with his usual customers._ _Slowgoe._ (_With newspaper._) So Parliament’s at it in earnest now.

kettlenounUS /ˈketəl/

a metal pot for stewing or boiling; usually has a lid

From this reading _Nutts._ Yes; they’ve opened Solomon’s brass kettle at last.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading _Nutts._ Yes; they’ve opened Solomon’s brass kettle at last.

meanverbUS /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading _Slowgoe._ What do you mean by Solomon’s kettle?

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading _Nutts._ And did you never read the “’Rabian Nights,” where they fish up from the sea the brass kettle with Solomon’s seal upon it?

newspapernounUS /ˈnuːzpeɪpər/

a daily or weekly publication on folded sheets; contains news and articles and advertisements

From this reading _=NUTTS=, with his usual customers._ _Slowgoe._ (_With newspaper._) So Parliament’s at it in earnest now.

NightsnounUS /naɪts/

Periods of darkness between sunset and sunrise.

From this reading _Nutts._ And did you never read the “’Rabian Nights,” where they fish up from the sea the brass kettle with Solomon’s seal upon it?

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading _=NUTTS=, with his usual customers._ _Slowgoe._ (_With newspaper._) So Parliament’s at it in earnest now.

NUTTS

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _=NUTTS=, with his usual customers._ _Slowgoe._ (_With newspaper._) So Parliament’s at it in earnest now.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading A kettle thought to be crammed with wisdom, and when it was opened there came out of it clouds and clouds of smoke?

openedadjectiveUS /ˈoʊpənd/

used of mouth or eyes

From this reading _Nutts._ Yes; they’ve opened Solomon’s brass kettle at last.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading A kettle thought to be crammed with wisdom, and when it was opened there came out of it clouds and clouds of smoke?

Parliament'snounUS /ˈpɑːrləmənts/

possessive form of “parliament” — a legislative assembly in certain countries

From this reading _=NUTTS=, with his usual customers._ _Slowgoe._ (_With newspaper._) So Parliament’s at it in earnest now.

Rabian

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Nutts._ And did you never read the “’Rabian Nights,” where they fish up from the sea the brass kettle with Solomon’s seal upon it?

readverbUS /red/

interpret something that is written or printed

From this reading _Nutts._ And did you never read the “’Rabian Nights,” where they fish up from the sea the brass kettle with Solomon’s seal upon it?

seanounUS /siː/

a division of an ocean or a large body of salt water partially enclosed by land

From this reading _Nutts._ And did you never read the “’Rabian Nights,” where they fish up from the sea the brass kettle with Solomon’s seal upon it?

sealverbUS /siːl/

make tight; secure against leakage

From this reading _Nutts._ And did you never read the “’Rabian Nights,” where they fish up from the sea the brass kettle with Solomon’s seal upon it?

Slowgoe

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _=NUTTS=, with his usual customers._ _Slowgoe._ (_With newspaper._) So Parliament’s at it in earnest now.

smokenounUS /smoʊk/

a cloud of fine particles suspended in a gas

From this reading A kettle thought to be crammed with wisdom, and when it was opened there came out of it clouds and clouds of smoke?

SoconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading _=NUTTS=, with his usual customers._ _Slowgoe._ (_With newspaper._) So Parliament’s at it in earnest now.

Solomon'snounUS /ˈsɑːləmənz/

possessive form of “solomon” — (Old Testament) son of David and king of Israel noted for his wisdom (10th century BC)

From this reading _Nutts._ Yes; they’ve opened Solomon’s brass kettle at last.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _Nutts._ And did you never read the “’Rabian Nights,” where they fish up from the sea the brass kettle with Solomon’s seal upon it?

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading A kettle thought to be crammed with wisdom, and when it was opened there came out of it clouds and clouds of smoke?

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading _Nutts._ And did you never read the “’Rabian Nights,” where they fish up from the sea the brass kettle with Solomon’s seal upon it?

they've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Nutts._ Yes; they’ve opened Solomon’s brass kettle at last.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading A kettle thought to be crammed with wisdom, and when it was opened there came out of it clouds and clouds of smoke?

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading A kettle thought to be crammed with wisdom, and when it was opened there came out of it clouds and clouds of smoke?

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading _Nutts._ And did you never read the “’Rabian Nights,” where they fish up from the sea the brass kettle with Solomon’s seal upon it?

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading _Nutts._ And did you never read the “’Rabian Nights,” where they fish up from the sea the brass kettle with Solomon’s seal upon it?

usualadjectiveUS /ˈjuːʒəwəl/

occurring or encountered or experienced or observed frequently or in accordance with regular practice or procedure

From this reading _=NUTTS=, with his usual customers._ _Slowgoe._ (_With newspaper._) So Parliament’s at it in earnest now.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading A kettle thought to be crammed with wisdom, and when it was opened there came out of it clouds and clouds of smoke?

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading _Slowgoe._ What do you mean by Solomon’s kettle?

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading A kettle thought to be crammed with wisdom, and when it was opened there came out of it clouds and clouds of smoke?

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading _Nutts._ And did you never read the “’Rabian Nights,” where they fish up from the sea the brass kettle with Solomon’s seal upon it?

wisdomnounUS /ˈwɪzdəm/

accumulated knowledge or erudition or enlightenment

From this reading A kettle thought to be crammed with wisdom, and when it was opened there came out of it clouds and clouds of smoke?

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading _=NUTTS=, with his usual customers._ _Slowgoe._ (_With newspaper._) So Parliament’s at it in earnest now.

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading _Nutts._ Yes; they’ve opened Solomon’s brass kettle at last.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _Slowgoe._ What do you mean by Solomon’s kettle?

Chapter 17 of The barber's chair by Douglas William Jerrold holds 85 sentences, grouped into 17 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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