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The barber's chair

Chapter XIX

Chapter 19 of The barber's chair is here in full — 107 sentences across 22 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_=NOSEBAG= comes in; at intervals, other customers._ _Nosebag._ Servant, Mrs Nutts.
Where’s the master?
_Mrs Nutts._ If you mean Mr Nutts, he’s jest run with the pie to the bakehouse.
I don’t know how it is, but the older he grows, the more partic’lar he gets with his dinners.
I am sorry to say it of my own husband, but I don’t think an angel could make a crust to suit him now--for I try, I’m sure.
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The barber's chair

Chapter XIX

Chapter 19 of The barber's chair is here in full — 107 sentences across 22 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/21 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_=NOSEBAG= comes in; at intervals, other customers._ _Nosebag._ Servant, Mrs Nutts.
Line 2
Where’s the master?
Line 3
_Mrs Nutts._ If you mean Mr Nutts, he’s jest run with the pie to the bakehouse.
Line 4
I don’t know how it is, but the older he grows, the more partic’lar he gets with his dinners.
Line 5
I am sorry to say it of my own husband, but I don’t think an angel could make a crust to suit him now--for I try, I’m sure.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

angel noun US /ˈeɪndʒəl/

spiritual being attendant upon God

From this reading “I am sorry to say it of my own husband, but I don’t think an angel could make a crust to suit him now--for I try, I’m sure.”

crust noun US /krʌst/

the outer layer of the Earth

From this reading “I am sorry to say it of my own husband, but I don’t think an angel could make a crust to suit him now--for I try, I’m sure.”

customers noun US /ˈkʌstəmərz/

plural of “customer” — someone who pays for goods or services

From this reading “_=NOSEBAG= comes in; at intervals, other customers._ _Nosebag._ Servant, Mrs Nutts.”

dinners noun US /ˈdɪnərz/

plural of “dinner” — the main meal of the day served in the evening or at midday

From this reading “I don’t know how it is, but the older he grows, the more partic’lar he gets with his dinners.”

grows verb US /ɡroʊz/

third-person singular of “grow” — pass into a condition gradually, take on a specific property or attribute; become

From this reading “I don’t know how it is, but the older he grows, the more partic’lar he gets with his dinners.”

intervals noun US /ˈɪntərvəlz/

plural of “interval” — a definite length of time marked off by two instants

From this reading “_=NOSEBAG= comes in; at intervals, other customers._ _Nosebag._ Servant, Mrs Nutts.”

jest noun US /dʒest/

a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading “_Mrs Nutts._ If you mean Mr Nutts, he’s jest run with the pie to the bakehouse.”

pie noun US /paɪ/

dish baked in pastry-lined pan often with a pastry top

From this reading “_Mrs Nutts._ If you mean Mr Nutts, he’s jest run with the pie to the bakehouse.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

at intervals preposition + noun counted as “at interval”

In this reading “_=NOSEBAG= comes in; at intervals, other customers._ _Nosebag._ Servant, Mrs Nutts.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I am sorry to say it of my own husband, but I don’t think an angel could make a crust to suit him now--for I try, I’m sure.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading I am sorry to say it of my own husband, but I don’t think an angel could make a crust to suit him now--for I try, I’m sure.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading I am sorry to say it of my own husband, but I don’t think an angel could make a crust to suit him now--for I try, I’m sure.

angelnounUS /ˈeɪndʒəl/

spiritual being attendant upon God

From this reading I am sorry to say it of my own husband, but I don’t think an angel could make a crust to suit him now--for I try, I’m sure.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading _=NOSEBAG= comes in; at intervals, other customers._ _Nosebag._ Servant, Mrs Nutts.

bakehousenoun

a workplace where baked goods (breads and cakes and pastries) are produced or sold

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ If you mean Mr Nutts, he’s jest run with the pie to the bakehouse.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading I don’t know how it is, but the older he grows, the more partic’lar he gets with his dinners.

comesnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading _=NOSEBAG= comes in; at intervals, other customers._ _Nosebag._ Servant, Mrs Nutts.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading I am sorry to say it of my own husband, but I don’t think an angel could make a crust to suit him now--for I try, I’m sure.

crustnounUS /krʌst/

the outer layer of the Earth

From this reading I am sorry to say it of my own husband, but I don’t think an angel could make a crust to suit him now--for I try, I’m sure.

customersnounUS /ˈkʌstəmərz/

plural of “customer” — someone who pays for goods or services

From this reading _=NOSEBAG= comes in; at intervals, other customers._ _Nosebag._ Servant, Mrs Nutts.

dinnersnounUS /ˈdɪnərz/

plural of “dinner” — the main meal of the day served in the evening or at midday

From this reading I don’t know how it is, but the older he grows, the more partic’lar he gets with his dinners.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I don’t know how it is, but the older he grows, the more partic’lar he gets with his dinners.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading I am sorry to say it of my own husband, but I don’t think an angel could make a crust to suit him now--for I try, I’m sure.

getsnounUS /ɡets/

plural of “get” — a return on a shot that seemed impossible to reach and would normally have resulted in a point for the opponent

From this reading I don’t know how it is, but the older he grows, the more partic’lar he gets with his dinners.

growsverbUS /ɡroʊz/

third-person singular of “grow” — pass into a condition gradually, take on a specific property or attribute; become

From this reading I don’t know how it is, but the older he grows, the more partic’lar he gets with his dinners.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I don’t know how it is, but the older he grows, the more partic’lar he gets with his dinners.

he's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ If you mean Mr Nutts, he’s jest run with the pie to the bakehouse.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading I am sorry to say it of my own husband, but I don’t think an angel could make a crust to suit him now--for I try, I’m sure.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading I don’t know how it is, but the older he grows, the more partic’lar he gets with his dinners.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I don’t know how it is, but the older he grows, the more partic’lar he gets with his dinners.

husbandnounUS /ˈhʌzbənd/

a married man; a woman's partner in marriage

From this reading I am sorry to say it of my own husband, but I don’t think an angel could make a crust to suit him now--for I try, I’m sure.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I don’t know how it is, but the older he grows, the more partic’lar he gets with his dinners.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I am sorry to say it of my own husband, but I don’t think an angel could make a crust to suit him now--for I try, I’m sure.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ If you mean Mr Nutts, he’s jest run with the pie to the bakehouse.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _=NOSEBAG= comes in; at intervals, other customers._ _Nosebag._ Servant, Mrs Nutts.

intervalsnounUS /ˈɪntərvəlz/

plural of “interval” — a definite length of time marked off by two instants

From this reading _=NOSEBAG= comes in; at intervals, other customers._ _Nosebag._ Servant, Mrs Nutts.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I don’t know how it is, but the older he grows, the more partic’lar he gets with his dinners.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading I don’t know how it is, but the older he grows, the more partic’lar he gets with his dinners.

jestnounUS /dʒest/

a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ If you mean Mr Nutts, he’s jest run with the pie to the bakehouse.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading I don’t know how it is, but the older he grows, the more partic’lar he gets with his dinners.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading I am sorry to say it of my own husband, but I don’t think an angel could make a crust to suit him now--for I try, I’m sure.

masternounUS /ˈmæstər/

an artist of consummate skill

From this reading Where’s the master?

meanverbUS /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ If you mean Mr Nutts, he’s jest run with the pie to the bakehouse.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading I don’t know how it is, but the older he grows, the more partic’lar he gets with his dinners.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ If you mean Mr Nutts, he’s jest run with the pie to the bakehouse.

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading _=NOSEBAG= comes in; at intervals, other customers._ _Nosebag._ Servant, Mrs Nutts.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I am sorry to say it of my own husband, but I don’t think an angel could make a crust to suit him now--for I try, I’m sure.

NOSEBAGnoun

a canvas bag that is used to feed an animal (such as a horse); covers the muzzle and fastens at the top of the head

From this reading _=NOSEBAG= comes in; at intervals, other customers._ _Nosebag._ Servant, Mrs Nutts.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading I am sorry to say it of my own husband, but I don’t think an angel could make a crust to suit him now--for I try, I’m sure.

Nutts

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _=NOSEBAG= comes in; at intervals, other customers._ _Nosebag._ Servant, Mrs Nutts.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I am sorry to say it of my own husband, but I don’t think an angel could make a crust to suit him now--for I try, I’m sure.

olderadjectiveUS /ˈoʊldər/

advanced in years; (“aged” is pronounced as two syllables)

From this reading I don’t know how it is, but the older he grows, the more partic’lar he gets with his dinners.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading _=NOSEBAG= comes in; at intervals, other customers._ _Nosebag._ Servant, Mrs Nutts.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading I am sorry to say it of my own husband, but I don’t think an angel could make a crust to suit him now--for I try, I’m sure.

partic'lar

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I don’t know how it is, but the older he grows, the more partic’lar he gets with his dinners.

pienounUS /paɪ/

dish baked in pastry-lined pan often with a pastry top

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ If you mean Mr Nutts, he’s jest run with the pie to the bakehouse.

runverbUS /rʌn/

move fast by using one's feet, with one foot off the ground at any given time

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ If you mean Mr Nutts, he’s jest run with the pie to the bakehouse.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading I am sorry to say it of my own husband, but I don’t think an angel could make a crust to suit him now--for I try, I’m sure.

ServantnounUS /ˈsɜːrvənt/

a person working in the service of another (especially in the household)

From this reading _=NOSEBAG= comes in; at intervals, other customers._ _Nosebag._ Servant, Mrs Nutts.

sorryadjectiveUS /ˈsɑːri/

feeling or expressing regret or sorrow or a sense of loss over something done or undone

From this reading I am sorry to say it of my own husband, but I don’t think an angel could make a crust to suit him now--for I try, I’m sure.

suitverbUS /suːt/

be agreeable or acceptable to

From this reading I am sorry to say it of my own husband, but I don’t think an angel could make a crust to suit him now--for I try, I’m sure.

sureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading I am sorry to say it of my own husband, but I don’t think an angel could make a crust to suit him now--for I try, I’m sure.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Where’s the master?

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading I am sorry to say it of my own husband, but I don’t think an angel could make a crust to suit him now--for I try, I’m sure.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ If you mean Mr Nutts, he’s jest run with the pie to the bakehouse.

tryverbUS /traɪ/

make an effort or attempt

From this reading I am sorry to say it of my own husband, but I don’t think an angel could make a crust to suit him now--for I try, I’m sure.

Where's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Where’s the master?

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ If you mean Mr Nutts, he’s jest run with the pie to the bakehouse.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _Mrs Nutts._ If you mean Mr Nutts, he’s jest run with the pie to the bakehouse.

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