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The barber's chair

Chapter XX · _To Peter Hedgehog, at Sydney._

Chapter XX of The barber's chair, “_To Peter Hedgehog, at Sydney._,” is here in full — 128 sentences across 26 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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DEAR PETER,--at last I’m settled at my heart’s content.
For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.
I’ve got rid of every bit of the gentleman, and drive a cab.
Ha! you don’t know--you can’t think--what a blessing it is to get rid of all cares about what’s genteel.
It’s like taking off fine tight boots, and stretching yourself in comfortable old slippers.
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The barber's chair

Chapter XX · _To Peter Hedgehog, at Sydney._

Chapter XX of The barber's chair, “_To Peter Hedgehog, at Sydney._,” is here in full — 128 sentences across 26 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/25 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
DEAR PETER,--at last I’m settled at my heart’s content.
Line 2
For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.
Line 3
I’ve got rid of every bit of the gentleman, and drive a cab.
Line 4
Ha! you don’t know--you can’t think--what a blessing it is to get rid of all cares about what’s genteel.
Line 5
It’s like taking off fine tight boots, and stretching yourself in comfortable old slippers.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

cab noun US /kæb/

a compartment at the front of a motor vehicle or locomotive where driver sits

From this reading “I’ve got rid of every bit of the gentleman, and drive a cab.”

genteel adjective US /dʒenˈtiːl/

marked by refinement in taste and manners

From this reading “Ha! you don’t know--you can’t think--what a blessing it is to get rid of all cares about what’s genteel.”

heart's noun US /hɑːrts/

possessive form of “heart” — the locus of feelings and intuitions

punching verb US /ˈpʌntʃɪŋ/

-ing form of “punch” — deliver a quick blow to

From this reading “For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.”

screwing noun US /ˈskruːɪŋ/

slang for sexual intercourse

From this reading “For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.”

slippers noun US /ˈslɪpərz/

plural of “slipper” — low footwear that can be slipped on and off easily; usually worn indoors

From this reading “It’s like taking off fine tight boots, and stretching yourself in comfortable old slippers.”

stretching noun US /ˈstretʃɪŋ/

act of expanding by lengthening or widening

From this reading “It’s like taking off fine tight boots, and stretching yourself in comfortable old slippers.”

tricks noun US /trɪks/

plural of “trick” — a cunning or deceitful action or device

From this reading “For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

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fifteen years noun + noun

In this reading “For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.”

rid of verb + particle

do away with

In this reading “I’ve got rid of every bit of the gentleman, and drive a cab.”

mean tricks verb + noun counted as “mean trick”

In this reading “For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.”

all sorts adjective + noun counted as “all sort”

In this reading “For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.”

For fifteen preposition + noun

In this reading “For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I’ve got rid of every bit of the gentleman, and drive a cab.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading Ha! you don’t know--you can’t think--what a blessing it is to get rid of all cares about what’s genteel.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading DEAR PETER,--at last I’m settled at my heart’s content.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.

bitnounUS /bɪt/

a small piece or quantity of something

From this reading I’ve got rid of every bit of the gentleman, and drive a cab.

blessingnounUS /ˈblesɪŋ/

the formal act of approving

From this reading Ha! you don’t know--you can’t think--what a blessing it is to get rid of all cares about what’s genteel.

bootsnounUS /buːts/

plural of “boot” — footwear that covers the whole foot and lower leg

From this reading It’s like taking off fine tight boots, and stretching yourself in comfortable old slippers.

cabnounUS /kæb/

a compartment at the front of a motor vehicle or locomotive where driver sits

From this reading I’ve got rid of every bit of the gentleman, and drive a cab.

can't

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From this reading Ha! you don’t know--you can’t think--what a blessing it is to get rid of all cares about what’s genteel.

caresnounUS /kerz/

plural of “care” — the work of providing treatment for or attending to someone or something

From this reading Ha! you don’t know--you can’t think--what a blessing it is to get rid of all cares about what’s genteel.

comfortableadjectiveUS /ˈkʌmfərtəbəl/

providing or experiencing physical well-being or relief (“comfy” is informal)

From this reading It’s like taking off fine tight boots, and stretching yourself in comfortable old slippers.

contentnounUS /ˈkɑːntent/

(usually plural) everything that is included in a collection and that is held or included in something

From this reading DEAR PETER,--at last I’m settled at my heart’s content.

DEARadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading DEAR PETER,--at last I’m settled at my heart’s content.

doingverbUS /ˈduːɪŋ/

-ing form of “do” — engage in

From this reading For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Ha! you don’t know--you can’t think--what a blessing it is to get rid of all cares about what’s genteel.

driveverbUS /draɪv/

operate or control a vehicle

From this reading I’ve got rid of every bit of the gentleman, and drive a cab.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading I’ve got rid of every bit of the gentleman, and drive a cab.

fifteennounUS /fɪfˈtiːn/

the cardinal number that is the sum of fourteen and one

From this reading For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.

fightingnounUS /ˈfaɪtɪŋ/

the act of fighting; any contest or struggle

From this reading For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.

fineadjectiveUS /faɪn/

being satisfactory or in satisfactory condition

From this reading It’s like taking off fine tight boots, and stretching yourself in comfortable old slippers.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.

forgiveverbUS /fərˈɡɪv/

stop blaming or grant forgiveness

From this reading For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.

genteeladjectiveUS /dʒenˈtiːl/

marked by refinement in taste and manners

From this reading Ha! you don’t know--you can’t think--what a blessing it is to get rid of all cares about what’s genteel.

gentlemannounUS /ˈdʒentəlmən/

a man of refinement

From this reading I’ve got rid of every bit of the gentleman, and drive a cab.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Ha! you don’t know--you can’t think--what a blessing it is to get rid of all cares about what’s genteel.

givenadjectiveUS /ˈɡɪvən/

acknowledged as a supposition

From this reading For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading I’ve got rid of every bit of the gentleman, and drive a cab.

HanounUS /hɑː/

(astronomy) the angular distance of a celestial point measured westward along the celestial equator from the zenith crossing; the right ascension for an observer at a particular location and time of day

From this reading Ha! you don’t know--you can’t think--what a blessing it is to get rid of all cares about what’s genteel.

happyadjectiveUS /ˈhæpi/

enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure

From this reading For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.

heart'snounUS /hɑːrts/

possessive form of “heart” — the locus of feelings and intuitions

From this reading DEAR PETER,--at last I’m settled at my heart’s content.

I'm

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From this reading DEAR PETER,--at last I’m settled at my heart’s content.

I've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading It’s like taking off fine tight boots, and stretching yourself in comfortable old slippers.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Ha! you don’t know--you can’t think--what a blessing it is to get rid of all cares about what’s genteel.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Ha! you don’t know--you can’t think--what a blessing it is to get rid of all cares about what’s genteel.

It's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It’s like taking off fine tight boots, and stretching yourself in comfortable old slippers.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Ha! you don’t know--you can’t think--what a blessing it is to get rid of all cares about what’s genteel.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading DEAR PETER,--at last I’m settled at my heart’s content.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading It’s like taking off fine tight boots, and stretching yourself in comfortable old slippers.

LordnounUS /lɔːrd/

terms referring to the Judeo-Christian God

From this reading For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.

meanverbUS /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading DEAR PETER,--at last I’m settled at my heart’s content.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading It’s like taking off fine tight boots, and stretching yourself in comfortable old slippers.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading It’s like taking off fine tight boots, and stretching yourself in comfortable old slippers.

PETERnounUS /ˈpiːtər/

disciple of Jesus and leader of the Apostles; regarded by Catholics as the vicar of Christ on earth and first Pope

From this reading DEAR PETER,--at last I’m settled at my heart’s content.

punchingverbUS /ˈpʌntʃɪŋ/

-ing form of “punch” — deliver a quick blow to

From this reading For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.

respectableadjectiveUS /rɪˈspektəbəl/

characterized by socially or conventionally acceptable morals

From this reading For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.

ridverbUS /rɪd/

relieve from

From this reading I’ve got rid of every bit of the gentleman, and drive a cab.

screwingnounUS /ˈskruːɪŋ/

slang for sexual intercourse

From this reading For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.

settledadjectiveUS /ˈsetəld/

established or decided beyond dispute or doubt

From this reading DEAR PETER,--at last I’m settled at my heart’s content.

slippersnounUS /ˈslɪpərz/

plural of “slipper” — low footwear that can be slipped on and off easily; usually worn indoors

From this reading It’s like taking off fine tight boots, and stretching yourself in comfortable old slippers.

sortsnounUS /sɔːrts/

plural of “sort” — a category of things distinguished by some common characteristic or quality

From this reading For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.

stretchingnounUS /ˈstretʃɪŋ/

act of expanding by lengthening or widening

From this reading It’s like taking off fine tight boots, and stretching yourself in comfortable old slippers.

takingnounUS /ˈteɪkɪŋ/

the act of someone who picks up or takes something

From this reading It’s like taking off fine tight boots, and stretching yourself in comfortable old slippers.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading Ha! you don’t know--you can’t think--what a blessing it is to get rid of all cares about what’s genteel.

tightadjectiveUS /taɪt/

closely constrained or constricted or constricting

From this reading It’s like taking off fine tight boots, and stretching yourself in comfortable old slippers.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.

tricksnounUS /trɪks/

plural of “trick” — a cunning or deceitful action or device

From this reading For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Ha! you don’t know--you can’t think--what a blessing it is to get rid of all cares about what’s genteel.

what's

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From this reading Ha! you don’t know--you can’t think--what a blessing it is to get rid of all cares about what’s genteel.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading For fifteen years and more, I’ve been fighting, and punching, and screwing, and doing--the Lord forgive me!--all sorts of mean tricks to be respectable; and now I’m happy, for I’ve given the thing up.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Ha! you don’t know--you can’t think--what a blessing it is to get rid of all cares about what’s genteel.

yourselfpronounUS /jərˈself/

used when the person spoken to is also the object of the action

From this reading It’s like taking off fine tight boots, and stretching yourself in comfortable old slippers.

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Hedgehog
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Douglas
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