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The barber's chair

Chapter XXI · _To Mrs Hedgehog of New York._

Chapter XXI of The barber's chair, “_To Mrs Hedgehog of New York._,” is here in full — 61 sentences across 13 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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MY DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--We’re all safe for a time; the Pope hasn’t quite got hold of us yet.
You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?
And then, when I used to get into a terrible fight, you remember how you used to come in at the last minute, and carry me off home just as I was nearly giving in?
And then, how afterwards I used to brag that if grandmother hadn’t taken me away, I’d have licked twenty boys; one down, another come on!
Well, well; the more I see of life, the more I’m sure men only play over their boys’ tricks; only they do it with graver faces and worse words.
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The barber's chair

Chapter XXI · _To Mrs Hedgehog of New York._

Chapter XXI of The barber's chair, “_To Mrs Hedgehog of New York._,” is here in full — 61 sentences across 13 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/12 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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MY DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--We’re all safe for a time; the Pope hasn’t quite got hold of us yet.
Line 2
You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?
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And then, when I used to get into a terrible fight, you remember how you used to come in at the last minute, and carry me off home just as I was nearly giving in?
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And then, how afterwards I used to brag that if grandmother hadn’t taken me away, I’d have licked twenty boys; one down, another come on!
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Well, well; the more I see of life, the more I’m sure men only play over their boys’ tricks; only they do it with graver faces and worse words.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

brag verb US /bræɡ/

show off

From this reading “And then, how afterwards I used to brag that if grandmother hadn’t taken me away, I’d have licked twenty boys; one down, another come on!”

fling verb US /flɪŋ/

throw with force or recklessness

From this reading “You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?”

graver noun US /ˈɡreɪvər/

a tool used by an engraver

From this reading “Well, well; the more I see of life, the more I’m sure men only play over their boys’ tricks; only they do it with graver faces and worse words.”

licked adjective US /lɪkt/

having been got the better of

From this reading “And then, how afterwards I used to brag that if grandmother hadn’t taken me away, I’d have licked twenty boys; one down, another come on!”

pelting noun US /ˈpeltɪŋ/

anything happening rapidly or in quick successive

From this reading “You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?”

pranks noun US /præŋks/

plural of “prank” — acting like a clown or buffoon

From this reading “You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?”

recollect verb US /ˌrekəˈlekt/

recall knowledge from memory; have a recollection

From this reading “You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?”

swearing noun US /ˈswerɪŋ/

profane or obscene expression usually of surprise or anger

From this reading “You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

last minute adjective + noun

the latest possible moment

In this reading “And then, when I used to get into a terrible fight, you remember how you used to come in at the last minute, and carry me off home just as I was nearly giving in?”

DEAR GRANDMOTHER adjective + noun

In this reading “MY DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--We’re all safe for a time; the Pope hasn’t quite got hold of us yet.”

get into verb + particle

get involved in or with

In this reading “And then, when I used to get into a terrible fight, you remember how you used to come in at the last minute, and carry me off home just as I was nearly giving in?”

other boys adjective + noun counted as “other boy”

In this reading “You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?”

hold of verb + particle

In this reading “MY DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--We’re all safe for a time; the Pope hasn’t quite got hold of us yet.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading MY DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--We’re all safe for a time; the Pope hasn’t quite got hold of us yet.

afterwardsadverbUS /ˈæftərwərdz/

happening at a time subsequent to a reference time

From this reading And then, how afterwards I used to brag that if grandmother hadn’t taken me away, I’d have licked twenty boys; one down, another come on!

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading MY DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--We’re all safe for a time; the Pope hasn’t quite got hold of us yet.

amongprepositionUS /əˈmʌŋ/

surrounded by; in the middle of a group

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading And then, how afterwards I used to brag that if grandmother hadn’t taken me away, I’d have licked twenty boys; one down, another come on!

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading And then, when I used to get into a terrible fight, you remember how you used to come in at the last minute, and carry me off home just as I was nearly giving in?

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading And then, when I used to get into a terrible fight, you remember how you used to come in at the last minute, and carry me off home just as I was nearly giving in?

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading And then, how afterwards I used to brag that if grandmother hadn’t taken me away, I’d have licked twenty boys; one down, another come on!

boynounUS /bɔɪ/

a youthful male person

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

boysnounUS /bɔɪz/

plural of “boy” — a youthful male person

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

bragverbUS /bræɡ/

show off

From this reading And then, how afterwards I used to brag that if grandmother hadn’t taken me away, I’d have licked twenty boys; one down, another come on!

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

carryverbUS /ˈkæri/

move while supporting, either in a vehicle or in one's hands or on one's body

From this reading And then, when I used to get into a terrible fight, you remember how you used to come in at the last minute, and carry me off home just as I was nearly giving in?

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading And then, when I used to get into a terrible fight, you remember how you used to come in at the last minute, and carry me off home just as I was nearly giving in?

DEARadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading MY DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--We’re all safe for a time; the Pope hasn’t quite got hold of us yet.

didn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Well, well; the more I see of life, the more I’m sure men only play over their boys’ tricks; only they do it with graver faces and worse words.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading And then, how afterwards I used to brag that if grandmother hadn’t taken me away, I’d have licked twenty boys; one down, another come on!

emnounUS /em/

a quad with a square body

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

facesnounUS /ˈfeɪsəz/

plural of “face” — the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading Well, well; the more I see of life, the more I’m sure men only play over their boys’ tricks; only they do it with graver faces and worse words.

fightverbUS /faɪt/

be engaged in a fight; carry on a fight

From this reading And then, when I used to get into a terrible fight, you remember how you used to come in at the last minute, and carry me off home just as I was nearly giving in?

flingverbUS /flɪŋ/

throw with force or recklessness

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading MY DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--We’re all safe for a time; the Pope hasn’t quite got hold of us yet.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading And then, when I used to get into a terrible fight, you remember how you used to come in at the last minute, and carry me off home just as I was nearly giving in?

givingnounUS /ˈɡɪvɪŋ/

the act of giving

From this reading And then, when I used to get into a terrible fight, you remember how you used to come in at the last minute, and carry me off home just as I was nearly giving in?

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading MY DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--We’re all safe for a time; the Pope hasn’t quite got hold of us yet.

GRANDMOTHERnounUS /ˈɡrændmʌðər/

the mother of your father or mother

From this reading MY DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--We’re all safe for a time; the Pope hasn’t quite got hold of us yet.

gravernounUS /ˈɡreɪvər/

a tool used by an engraver

From this reading Well, well; the more I see of life, the more I’m sure men only play over their boys’ tricks; only they do it with graver faces and worse words.

hadn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And then, how afterwards I used to brag that if grandmother hadn’t taken me away, I’d have licked twenty boys; one down, another come on!

hasn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading MY DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--We’re all safe for a time; the Pope hasn’t quite got hold of us yet.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading And then, how afterwards I used to brag that if grandmother hadn’t taken me away, I’d have licked twenty boys; one down, another come on!

holdverbUS /hoʊld/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading MY DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--We’re all safe for a time; the Pope hasn’t quite got hold of us yet.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading And then, when I used to get into a terrible fight, you remember how you used to come in at the last minute, and carry me off home just as I was nearly giving in?

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

hurtverbUS /hɜːrt/

be the source of pain

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

I'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And then, how afterwards I used to brag that if grandmother hadn’t taken me away, I’d have licked twenty boys; one down, another come on!

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Well, well; the more I see of life, the more I’m sure men only play over their boys’ tricks; only they do it with graver faces and worse words.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading And then, how afterwards I used to brag that if grandmother hadn’t taken me away, I’d have licked twenty boys; one down, another come on!

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading And then, when I used to get into a terrible fight, you remember how you used to come in at the last minute, and carry me off home just as I was nearly giving in?

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading And then, when I used to get into a terrible fight, you remember how you used to come in at the last minute, and carry me off home just as I was nearly giving in?

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Well, well; the more I see of life, the more I’m sure men only play over their boys’ tricks; only they do it with graver faces and worse words.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading And then, when I used to get into a terrible fight, you remember how you used to come in at the last minute, and carry me off home just as I was nearly giving in?

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading And then, when I used to get into a terrible fight, you remember how you used to come in at the last minute, and carry me off home just as I was nearly giving in?

leftnounUS /left/

location near or direction toward the left side; i.e. the side to the north when a person or object faces east

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

lickedadjectiveUS /lɪkt/

having been got the better of

From this reading And then, how afterwards I used to brag that if grandmother hadn’t taken me away, I’d have licked twenty boys; one down, another come on!

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading Well, well; the more I see of life, the more I’m sure men only play over their boys’ tricks; only they do it with graver faces and worse words.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading And then, when I used to get into a terrible fight, you remember how you used to come in at the last minute, and carry me off home just as I was nearly giving in?

meanverbUS /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading Well, well; the more I see of life, the more I’m sure men only play over their boys’ tricks; only they do it with graver faces and worse words.

minutenounUS /ˈmɪnət/

a unit of time equal to 60 seconds or 1/60th of an hour

From this reading And then, when I used to get into a terrible fight, you remember how you used to come in at the last minute, and carry me off home just as I was nearly giving in?

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading Well, well; the more I see of life, the more I’m sure men only play over their boys’ tricks; only they do it with graver faces and worse words.

MYdeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading MY DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--We’re all safe for a time; the Pope hasn’t quite got hold of us yet.

namesnounUS /neɪmz/

verbal abuse; a crude substitute for argument

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

nearlyadverbUS /ˈnɪrli/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading And then, when I used to get into a terrible fight, you remember how you used to come in at the last minute, and carry me off home just as I was nearly giving in?

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading MY DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--We’re all safe for a time; the Pope hasn’t quite got hold of us yet.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading And then, how afterwards I used to brag that if grandmother hadn’t taken me away, I’d have licked twenty boys; one down, another come on!

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading And then, how afterwards I used to brag that if grandmother hadn’t taken me away, I’d have licked twenty boys; one down, another come on!

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading Well, well; the more I see of life, the more I’m sure men only play over their boys’ tricks; only they do it with graver faces and worse words.

peltingnounUS /ˈpeltɪŋ/

anything happening rapidly or in quick successive

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

playverbUS /pleɪ/

participate in games or sport

From this reading Well, well; the more I see of life, the more I’m sure men only play over their boys’ tricks; only they do it with graver faces and worse words.

playedadjectiveUS /pleɪd/

(of games) engaged in

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

PopenounUS /poʊp/

the head of the Roman Catholic Church

From this reading MY DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--We’re all safe for a time; the Pope hasn’t quite got hold of us yet.

pranksnounUS /præŋks/

plural of “prank” — acting like a clown or buffoon

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading MY DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--We’re all safe for a time; the Pope hasn’t quite got hold of us yet.

recollectverbUS /ˌrekəˈlekt/

recall knowledge from memory; have a recollection

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

rememberverbUS /rɪˈmɛm.bər/

To recall to mind.

From this reading And then, when I used to get into a terrible fight, you remember how you used to come in at the last minute, and carry me off home just as I was nearly giving in?

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

safeadjectiveUS /seɪf/

free from danger or the risk of harm

From this reading MY DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--We’re all safe for a time; the Pope hasn’t quite got hold of us yet.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading Well, well; the more I see of life, the more I’m sure men only play over their boys’ tricks; only they do it with graver faces and worse words.

stonesnounUS /stoʊnz/

plural of “stone” — a lump or mass of hard consolidated mineral matter

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

sureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading Well, well; the more I see of life, the more I’m sure men only play over their boys’ tricks; only they do it with graver faces and worse words.

swearingnounUS /ˈswerɪŋ/

profane or obscene expression usually of surprise or anger

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

takenadjectiveUS /ˈteɪkən/

understood in a certain way; made sense of

From this reading And then, how afterwards I used to brag that if grandmother hadn’t taken me away, I’d have licked twenty boys; one down, another come on!

terribleadjectiveUS /ˈterəbəl/

causing fear or dread or terror

From this reading And then, when I used to get into a terrible fight, you remember how you used to come in at the last minute, and carry me off home just as I was nearly giving in?

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading And then, how afterwards I used to brag that if grandmother hadn’t taken me away, I’d have licked twenty boys; one down, another come on!

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading MY DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--We’re all safe for a time; the Pope hasn’t quite got hold of us yet.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading And then, when I used to get into a terrible fight, you remember how you used to come in at the last minute, and carry me off home just as I was nearly giving in?

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Well, well; the more I see of life, the more I’m sure men only play over their boys’ tricks; only they do it with graver faces and worse words.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading MY DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--We’re all safe for a time; the Pope hasn’t quite got hold of us yet.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

tricksnounUS /trɪks/

plural of “trick” — a cunning or deceitful action or device

From this reading Well, well; the more I see of life, the more I’m sure men only play over their boys’ tricks; only they do it with graver faces and worse words.

twentynounUS /ˈtwenti/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nineteen and one

From this reading And then, how afterwards I used to brag that if grandmother hadn’t taken me away, I’d have licked twenty boys; one down, another come on!

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading MY DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--We’re all safe for a time; the Pope hasn’t quite got hold of us yet.

usedadjectiveUS /juːzd/

employed in accomplishing something

From this reading And then, when I used to get into a terrible fight, you remember how you used to come in at the last minute, and carry me off home just as I was nearly giving in?

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

We're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading MY DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--We’re all safe for a time; the Pope hasn’t quite got hold of us yet.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading Well, well; the more I see of life, the more I’m sure men only play over their boys’ tricks; only they do it with graver faces and worse words.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Well, well; the more I see of life, the more I’m sure men only play over their boys’ tricks; only they do it with graver faces and worse words.

wordsnounUS /wɜːrdz/

the words that are spoken

From this reading Well, well; the more I see of life, the more I’m sure men only play over their boys’ tricks; only they do it with graver faces and worse words.

worseadjectiveUS /wɜːrs/

(comparative of “bad”) inferior to another in quality or condition or desirability

From this reading Well, well; the more I see of life, the more I’m sure men only play over their boys’ tricks; only they do it with graver faces and worse words.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

yetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading MY DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--We’re all safe for a time; the Pope hasn’t quite got hold of us yet.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You recollect when I was a boy, how I would fling stones, and call names, and go among other boys pelting ’em right and left, and swearing I didn’t mean to hurt ’em, but played off my pranks only for their good?

Chapter 21 of The barber's chair by Douglas William Jerrold holds 61 sentences, grouped into 13 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Hedgehog
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Douglas
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