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The barber's chair

Chapter XXII · _To Michael Hedgehog, at Hong-Kong._

Chapter XXII of The barber's chair, “_To Michael Hedgehog, at Hong-Kong._,” is here in full — 30 sentences across 6 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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DEAR MICHAEL,--When you quitted England, in the Hong-Kong division of police, I promised to write you all the news I could; at least, such news as I knew you’d like.
The crimes and evils of population were, I know, always a favourite matter with you.
I’m sorry to say the evil’s getting worse every day; and no wonder.
You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.
I take the bit of news I send you from the _Times_.
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The barber's chair

Chapter XXII · _To Michael Hedgehog, at Hong-Kong._

Chapter XXII of The barber's chair, “_To Michael Hedgehog, at Hong-Kong._,” is here in full — 30 sentences across 6 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/6 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
DEAR MICHAEL,--When you quitted England, in the Hong-Kong division of police, I promised to write you all the news I could; at least, such news as I knew you’d like.
Line 2
The crimes and evils of population were, I know, always a favourite matter with you.
/ðə kraɪmz ənd ˈiːvəlz ʌv ˌpɑːpjəˈleɪʃən wɜːr aɪ noʊ ˈɔːlweɪz ə ˈfeɪvərɪt ˈmætər wɪð juː/
Line 3
I’m sorry to say the evil’s getting worse every day; and no wonder.
Line 4
You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.
Line 5
I take the bit of news I send you from the _Times_.
/aɪ teɪk ðə bɪt ʌv nuːz aɪ send juː frʌm ðə taɪmz/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

babies noun US /ˈbeɪbiz/

plural of “baby” — a very young child (birth to 1 year) who has not yet begun to walk or talk

From this reading “You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.”

crimes noun US /kraɪmz/

plural of “crime” — (criminal law) an act punishable by law; usually considered an evil act

From this reading “The crimes and evils of population were, I know, always a favourite matter with you.”

evils noun US /ˈiːvəlz/

plural of “evil” — morally objectionable behavior

From this reading “The crimes and evils of population were, I know, always a favourite matter with you.”

medals noun US /ˈmedəlz/

plural of “medal” — an award for winning a championship or commemorating some other event

From this reading “You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.”

pauper noun US /ˈpɔːpər/

a person who is very poor

From this reading “You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.”

pigs noun US /pɪɡz/

plural of “pig” — domestic swine

From this reading “You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.”

premium noun US /ˈpriːmiəm/

payment for insurance

From this reading “You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.”

surplus noun US /ˈsɜːrpləs/

a quantity much larger than is needed

From this reading “You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

silver medals noun + noun counted as “silver medal”

a trophy made of silver (or having the appearance of silver) that is usually awarded for winning second place in a competition

In this reading “You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.”

respectable people adjective + noun

In this reading “You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The crimes and evils of population were, I know, always a favourite matter with you.

absolutelyadverbUS /ˌæbsəˈluːtli/

completely and without qualification; used informally as intensifiers

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading DEAR MICHAEL,--When you quitted England, in the Hong-Kong division of police, I promised to write you all the news I could; at least, such news as I knew you’d like.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading The crimes and evils of population were, I know, always a favourite matter with you.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The crimes and evils of population were, I know, always a favourite matter with you.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading DEAR MICHAEL,--When you quitted England, in the Hong-Kong division of police, I promised to write you all the news I could; at least, such news as I knew you’d like.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading DEAR MICHAEL,--When you quitted England, in the Hong-Kong division of police, I promised to write you all the news I could; at least, such news as I knew you’d like.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

babiesnounUS /ˈbeɪbiz/

plural of “baby” — a very young child (birth to 1 year) who has not yet begun to walk or talk

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

believeverbUS /bɪˈliːv/

accept as true; take to be true

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

bitnounUS /bɪt/

a small piece or quantity of something

From this reading I take the bit of news I send you from the _Times_.

bloodnounUS /blʌd/

The red fluid that circulates in the heart and blood vessels.

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading DEAR MICHAEL,--When you quitted England, in the Hong-Kong division of police, I promised to write you all the news I could; at least, such news as I knew you’d like.

crimesnounUS /kraɪmz/

plural of “crime” — (criminal law) an act punishable by law; usually considered an evil act

From this reading The crimes and evils of population were, I know, always a favourite matter with you.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading I’m sorry to say the evil’s getting worse every day; and no wonder.

DEARadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading DEAR MICHAEL,--When you quitted England, in the Hong-Kong division of police, I promised to write you all the news I could; at least, such news as I knew you’d like.

divisionnounUS /dɪˈvɪʒən/

an army unit large enough to sustain combat

From this reading DEAR MICHAEL,--When you quitted England, in the Hong-Kong division of police, I promised to write you all the news I could; at least, such news as I knew you’d like.

EnglandnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlənd/

a division of the United Kingdom

From this reading DEAR MICHAEL,--When you quitted England, in the Hong-Kong division of police, I promised to write you all the news I could; at least, such news as I knew you’d like.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading I’m sorry to say the evil’s getting worse every day; and no wonder.

evil's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I’m sorry to say the evil’s getting worse every day; and no wonder.

evilsnounUS /ˈiːvəlz/

plural of “evil” — morally objectionable behavior

From this reading The crimes and evils of population were, I know, always a favourite matter with you.

favouritenounUS /ˈfeɪvərɪt/

a competitor thought likely to win

From this reading The crimes and evils of population were, I know, always a favourite matter with you.

fleshnounUS /fleʃ/

the soft tissue of the body of a vertebrate: mainly muscle tissue and fat

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading I take the bit of news I send you from the _Times_.

gettingnounUS /ˈɡetɪŋ/

the act of acquiring something

From this reading I’m sorry to say the evil’s getting worse every day; and no wonder.

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

goldnounUS /ɡoʊld/

coins made of gold

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

handsnounUS /hændz/

(with “in”) guardianship over; in divorce cases it is the right to house and care for and discipline a child

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

hardlyadverbUS /ˈhɑːrdli/

only a very short time before

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

Hong-Kong

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading DEAR MICHAEL,--When you quitted England, in the Hong-Kong division of police, I promised to write you all the news I could; at least, such news as I knew you’d like.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading DEAR MICHAEL,--When you quitted England, in the Hong-Kong division of police, I promised to write you all the news I could; at least, such news as I knew you’d like.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I’m sorry to say the evil’s getting worse every day; and no wonder.

ignoramuses

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading DEAR MICHAEL,--When you quitted England, in the Hong-Kong division of police, I promised to write you all the news I could; at least, such news as I knew you’d like.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

knewverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading DEAR MICHAEL,--When you quitted England, in the Hong-Kong division of police, I promised to write you all the news I could; at least, such news as I knew you’d like.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading The crimes and evils of population were, I know, always a favourite matter with you.

leastadjectiveUS /liːst/

the superlative of “little” that can be used with mass nouns and is usually preceded by “the”; a quantifier meaning smallest in amount or extent or degree

From this reading DEAR MICHAEL,--When you quitted England, in the Hong-Kong division of police, I promised to write you all the news I could; at least, such news as I knew you’d like.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading DEAR MICHAEL,--When you quitted England, in the Hong-Kong division of police, I promised to write you all the news I could; at least, such news as I knew you’d like.

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading The crimes and evils of population were, I know, always a favourite matter with you.

medalsnounUS /ˈmedəlz/

plural of “medal” — an award for winning a championship or commemorating some other event

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

MICHAELnounUS /ˈmaɪkəl/

(Old Testament) the guardian archangel of the Jews

From this reading DEAR MICHAEL,--When you quitted England, in the Hong-Kong division of police, I promised to write you all the news I could; at least, such news as I knew you’d like.

newsnounUS /nuːz/

information about recent and important events

From this reading DEAR MICHAEL,--When you quitted England, in the Hong-Kong division of police, I promised to write you all the news I could; at least, such news as I knew you’d like.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading I’m sorry to say the evil’s getting worse every day; and no wonder.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading DEAR MICHAEL,--When you quitted England, in the Hong-Kong division of police, I promised to write you all the news I could; at least, such news as I knew you’d like.

offerverbUS /ˈɔːfər/

make available or accessible, provide or furnish

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

paupernounUS /ˈpɔːpər/

a person who is very poor

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

pigsnounUS /pɪɡz/

plural of “pig” — domestic swine

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

policenounUS /pəˈliːs/

the force of policemen and officers

From this reading DEAR MICHAEL,--When you quitted England, in the Hong-Kong division of police, I promised to write you all the news I could; at least, such news as I knew you’d like.

populationnounUS /ˌpɑːpjəˈleɪʃən/

the people who inhabit a territory or state

From this reading The crimes and evils of population were, I know, always a favourite matter with you.

premiumnounUS /ˈpriːmiəm/

payment for insurance

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

prizenounUS /praɪz/

something given for victory or superiority in a contest or competition or for winning a lottery

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

promisedverbUS /ˈprɑːməst/

past form of “promise” — make a promise or commitment

From this reading DEAR MICHAEL,--When you quitted England, in the Hong-Kong division of police, I promised to write you all the news I could; at least, such news as I knew you’d like.

quitted

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading DEAR MICHAEL,--When you quitted England, in the Hong-Kong division of police, I promised to write you all the news I could; at least, such news as I knew you’d like.

respectableadjectiveUS /rɪˈspektəbəl/

characterized by socially or conventionally acceptable morals

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading I’m sorry to say the evil’s getting worse every day; and no wonder.

seeingnounUS /ˈsiːɪŋ/

perception by means of the eyes

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

sendverbUS /send/

cause to go somewhere

From this reading I take the bit of news I send you from the _Times_.

setverbUS /set/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

silvernounUS /ˈsɪlvər/

a soft white precious univalent metallic element having the highest electrical and thermal conductivity of any metal; occurs in argentite and in free form; used in coins and jewelry and tableware and photography

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

sorryadjectiveUS /ˈsɑːri/

feeling or expressing regret or sorrow or a sense of loss over something done or undone

From this reading I’m sorry to say the evil’s getting worse every day; and no wonder.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading DEAR MICHAEL,--When you quitted England, in the Hong-Kong division of police, I promised to write you all the news I could; at least, such news as I knew you’d like.

surplusnounUS /ˈsɜːrpləs/

a quantity much larger than is needed

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading I take the bit of news I send you from the _Times_.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading DEAR MICHAEL,--When you quitted England, in the Hong-Kong division of police, I promised to write you all the news I could; at least, such news as I knew you’d like.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

there's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

TimesnounUS /taɪmz/

a more or less definite period of time now or previously present

From this reading I take the bit of news I send you from the _Times_.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading DEAR MICHAEL,--When you quitted England, in the Hong-Kong division of police, I promised to write you all the news I could; at least, such news as I knew you’d like.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading The crimes and evils of population were, I know, always a favourite matter with you.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading DEAR MICHAEL,--When you quitted England, in the Hong-Kong division of police, I promised to write you all the news I could; at least, such news as I knew you’d like.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading The crimes and evils of population were, I know, always a favourite matter with you.

wondernounUS /ˈwʌndər/

the feeling aroused by something strange and surprising

From this reading I’m sorry to say the evil’s getting worse every day; and no wonder.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

worseadjectiveUS /wɜːrs/

(comparative of “bad”) inferior to another in quality or condition or desirability

From this reading I’m sorry to say the evil’s getting worse every day; and no wonder.

writeverbUS /raɪt/

produce a literary work

From this reading DEAR MICHAEL,--When you quitted England, in the Hong-Kong division of police, I promised to write you all the news I could; at least, such news as I knew you’d like.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading DEAR MICHAEL,--When you quitted England, in the Hong-Kong division of police, I promised to write you all the news I could; at least, such news as I knew you’d like.

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From this reading DEAR MICHAEL,--When you quitted England, in the Hong-Kong division of police, I promised to write you all the news I could; at least, such news as I knew you’d like.

You'll

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From this reading You’ll hardly believe it, Michael, seeing what a surplus of pauper flesh and blood respectable people have upon their hands, that there’s a set of ignoramuses who absolutely offer a premium for babies; for all the world, as they give away gold and silver medals for prize pigs.

Chapter 22 of The barber's chair by Douglas William Jerrold holds 30 sentences, grouped into 6 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 22 of The barber's chair contain?

Chapter 22 holds 30 sentences of The barber's chair, unabridged, divided into 6 reading sections.

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Is this the complete text of The barber's chair?

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How long does The barber's chair take to read?

About 313 minutes of reading across 752 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in The barber's chair

Words and structures a reader meets early in The barber's chair, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Hedgehog
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Letters
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Douglas
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Jerrold
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