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The barber's chair

Chapter XXIII · _To Mrs Barbara Wilcox, at Philadelphia._

Chapter XXIII of The barber's chair, “_To Mrs Barbara Wilcox, at Philadelphia._,” is here in full — 29 sentences across 6 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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DEAR SISTER,--It gave me much pleasure to learn from your letter that yourself, husband, and baby got safe and sound to your present home.
You ask me to send you my portrait.
It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.
Then, I can tell you, it will be drawn in capital style--at full length, three quarters, half length, and I know not what.
I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.
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The barber's chair

Chapter XXIII · _To Mrs Barbara Wilcox, at Philadelphia._

Chapter XXIII of The barber's chair, “_To Mrs Barbara Wilcox, at Philadelphia._,” is here in full — 29 sentences across 6 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/5 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
DEAR SISTER,--It gave me much pleasure to learn from your letter that yourself, husband, and baby got safe and sound to your present home.
Line 2
You ask me to send you my portrait.
/juː æsk miː tuː send juː maɪ ˈpɔːrtrət/
Line 3
It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.
Line 4
Then, I can tell you, it will be drawn in capital style--at full length, three quarters, half length, and I know not what.
Line 5
I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

aforesaid adjective US /əˈfɔːrsed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.”

Bailey noun US /ˈbeɪli/

United States singer (1918-1990)

From this reading “It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.”

dock noun US /dɑːk/

an enclosure in a court of law where the defendant sits during the trial

From this reading “It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.”

dockyard noun US /ˈdɑːkjɑːrd/

an establishment on the waterfront where vessels are built or fitted out or repaired

From this reading “It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.”

grinning noun US /ˈɡrɪnɪŋ/

a facial expression characterized by turning up the corners of the mouth; usually shows pleasure or amusement

From this reading “I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.”

men's noun US /menz/

a public toilet for men

peep verb US /piːp/

look furtively

From this reading “I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.”

splashy adjective US /ˈsplæʃi/

characterized by water flying about haphazardly

From this reading “It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

naked eye adjective + noun

the eye unaided by any optical instrument that alters the power of vision or alters the apparent size or distance of objects

In this reading “I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.”

full length adjective + noun

In this reading “Then, I can tell you, it will be drawn in capital style--at full length, three quarters, half length, and I know not what.”

three quarters noun + noun

In this reading “Then, I can tell you, it will be drawn in capital style--at full length, three quarters, half length, and I know not what.”

thousand years noun + noun

In this reading “I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.”

DEAR SISTER adjective + noun

In this reading “DEAR SISTER,--It gave me much pleasure to learn from your letter that yourself, husband, and baby got safe and sound to your present home.”

read somewhere verb + particle

In this reading “I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.”

on the top preposition + article + noun counted as “on … top”

In this reading “I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.”

unfortunate enough adjective + noun

In this reading “It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

a-fire

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

aforesaidadjectiveUS /əˈfɔːrsed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading DEAR SISTER,--It gave me much pleasure to learn from your letter that yourself, husband, and baby got safe and sound to your present home.

anybodypronounUS /ˈenibədi/

any person at all

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

askverbUS /æsk/

make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading You ask me to send you my portrait.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

babynounUS /ˈbeɪbi/

a very young child (birth to 1 year) who has not yet begun to walk or talk

From this reading DEAR SISTER,--It gave me much pleasure to learn from your letter that yourself, husband, and baby got safe and sound to your present home.

BaileynounUS /ˈbeɪli/

United States singer (1918-1990)

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

bamboozleverb

conceal one's true motives from especially by elaborately feigning good intentions so as to gain an end

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

BanknounUS /bæŋk/

sloping land (especially the slope beside a body of water)

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

BarnounUS /bɑːr/

a room or establishment where alcoholic drinks are served over a counter

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

belowprepositionUS /bɪˈloʊ/

at or to a lower level than something

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Then, I can tell you, it will be drawn in capital style--at full length, three quarters, half length, and I know not what.

capitalnounUS /ˈkæpətəl/

assets available for use in the production of further assets

From this reading Then, I can tell you, it will be drawn in capital style--at full length, three quarters, half length, and I know not what.

curiousadjectiveUS /ˈkjʊriəs/

beyond or deviating from the usual or expected

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

deadadjectiveUS /ded/

no longer having or seeming to have or expecting to have life

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

DEARadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading DEAR SISTER,--It gave me much pleasure to learn from your letter that yourself, husband, and baby got safe and sound to your present home.

discoveredadjectiveUS /dɪˈskʌvərd/

discovered or determined by scientific observation

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

docknounUS /dɑːk/

an enclosure in a court of law where the defendant sits during the trial

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

dockyardnounUS /ˈdɑːkjɑːrd/

an establishment on the waterfront where vessels are built or fitted out or repaired

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

drawnadjectiveUS /drɔːn/

showing the wearing effects of overwork or care or suffering

From this reading Then, I can tell you, it will be drawn in capital style--at full length, three quarters, half length, and I know not what.

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

examplenounUS /ɪɡˈzæmpəl/

an item of information that is typical of a class or group

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

eyenounUS /aɪ/

the organ of sight

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

fellowsnounUS /ˈfeloʊz/

plural of “fellow” — a boy or man

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

folksnounUS /foʊks/

your parents

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading DEAR SISTER,--It gave me much pleasure to learn from your letter that yourself, husband, and baby got safe and sound to your present home.

frontnounUS /frʌnt/

the side that is forward or prominent

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

fulladjectiveUS /fʊl/

containing as much or as many as is possible or normal

From this reading Then, I can tell you, it will be drawn in capital style--at full length, three quarters, half length, and I know not what.

gaveverbUS /ɡeɪv/

inflected form of “give” — cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading DEAR SISTER,--It gave me much pleasure to learn from your letter that yourself, husband, and baby got safe and sound to your present home.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading DEAR SISTER,--It gave me much pleasure to learn from your letter that yourself, husband, and baby got safe and sound to your present home.

grinningnounUS /ˈɡrɪnɪŋ/

a facial expression characterized by turning up the corners of the mouth; usually shows pleasure or amusement

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

halfadjectiveUS /hæf/

consisting of one of two equivalent parts in value or quantity

From this reading Then, I can tell you, it will be drawn in capital style--at full length, three quarters, half length, and I know not what.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

headsnounUS /hedz/

plural of “head” — the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

henceadverbUS /hens/

for this reason

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading DEAR SISTER,--It gave me much pleasure to learn from your letter that yourself, husband, and baby got safe and sound to your present home.

horrornounUS /ˈhɔːrər/

intense and profound fear

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

husbandnounUS /ˈhʌzbənd/

a married man; a woman's partner in marriage

From this reading DEAR SISTER,--It gave me much pleasure to learn from your letter that yourself, husband, and baby got safe and sound to your present home.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

I've

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From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

isn't

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From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading DEAR SISTER,--It gave me much pleasure to learn from your letter that yourself, husband, and baby got safe and sound to your present home.

killverbUS /kɪl/

cause to die; put to death, usually intentionally or knowingly

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Then, I can tell you, it will be drawn in capital style--at full length, three quarters, half length, and I know not what.

learnverbUS /lɜːrn/

gain knowledge or skills

From this reading DEAR SISTER,--It gave me much pleasure to learn from your letter that yourself, husband, and baby got safe and sound to your present home.

lengthnounUS /leŋkθ/

the linear extent in space from one end to the other; the longest dimension of something that is fixed in place

From this reading Then, I can tell you, it will be drawn in capital style--at full length, three quarters, half length, and I know not what.

letternounUS /ˈletər/

a written message addressed to a person or organization

From this reading DEAR SISTER,--It gave me much pleasure to learn from your letter that yourself, husband, and baby got safe and sound to your present home.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading DEAR SISTER,--It gave me much pleasure to learn from your letter that yourself, husband, and baby got safe and sound to your present home.

men'snounUS /menz/

a public toilet for men

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading DEAR SISTER,--It gave me much pleasure to learn from your letter that yourself, husband, and baby got safe and sound to your present home.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading You ask me to send you my portrait.

nakedadjectiveUS /ˈneɪkəd/

completely unclothed

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Then, I can tell you, it will be drawn in capital style--at full length, three quarters, half length, and I know not what.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

OldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

peepverbUS /piːp/

look furtively

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

pennynounUS /ˈpeni/

a fractional monetary unit of Ireland and the United Kingdom; equal to one hundredth of a pound

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

placenounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

pleasurenounUS /ˈpleʒər/

a fundamental feeling that is hard to define but that people desire to experience

From this reading DEAR SISTER,--It gave me much pleasure to learn from your letter that yourself, husband, and baby got safe and sound to your present home.

portraitnounUS /ˈpɔːrtrət/

a word picture of a person's appearance and character

From this reading You ask me to send you my portrait.

powernounUS /ˈpaʊər/

possession of controlling influence

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

presentverbUS /ˈprezənt/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading DEAR SISTER,--It gave me much pleasure to learn from your letter that yourself, husband, and baby got safe and sound to your present home.

prettyadjectiveUS /ˈprɪti/

pleasing by delicacy or grace; not imposing

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

quartersnounUS /ˈkwɔːrtərz/

housing available for people to live in

From this reading Then, I can tell you, it will be drawn in capital style--at full length, three quarters, half length, and I know not what.

readverbUS /red/

interpret something that is written or printed

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

safeadjectiveUS /seɪf/

free from danger or the risk of harm

From this reading DEAR SISTER,--It gave me much pleasure to learn from your letter that yourself, husband, and baby got safe and sound to your present home.

sendverbUS /send/

cause to go somewhere

From this reading You ask me to send you my portrait.

setverbUS /set/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

shortadjectiveUS /ʃɔːrt/

primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

showedverbUS /ʃoʊd/

past form of “show” — give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

SISTERnounUS /ˈsɪstər/

a female person who has the same parents as another person

From this reading DEAR SISTER,--It gave me much pleasure to learn from your letter that yourself, husband, and baby got safe and sound to your present home.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

somewhereadverbUS /ˈsʌmwer/

in or at or to some place

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

soundnounUS /saʊnd/

the particular auditory effect produced by a given cause

From this reading DEAR SISTER,--It gave me much pleasure to learn from your letter that yourself, husband, and baby got safe and sound to your present home.

splashyadjectiveUS /ˈsplæʃi/

characterized by water flying about haphazardly

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

spyglasses

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

statenounUS /steɪt/

the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

stylenounUS /staɪl/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading Then, I can tell you, it will be drawn in capital style--at full length, three quarters, half length, and I know not what.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading Then, I can tell you, it will be drawn in capital style--at full length, three quarters, half length, and I know not what.

TemplenounUS /ˈtempəl/

place of worship consisting of an edifice for the worship of a deity

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading DEAR SISTER,--It gave me much pleasure to learn from your letter that yourself, husband, and baby got safe and sound to your present home.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

thousandnounUS /ˈθaʊzənd/

the cardinal number that is the product of 10 and 100

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

threenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading Then, I can tell you, it will be drawn in capital style--at full length, three quarters, half length, and I know not what.

timesnounUS /taɪmz/

a more or less definite period of time now or previously present

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading DEAR SISTER,--It gave me much pleasure to learn from your letter that yourself, husband, and baby got safe and sound to your present home.

topnounUS /tɑːp/

the upper part of anything

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

unfortunateadjectiveUS /ənˈfɔːrtʃənət/

not favored by fortune; marked or accompanied by or resulting in ill fortune

From this reading It isn’t in my power to do so at present; but if I should be unfortunate enough to kill anybody, or set a dockyard a-fire, or bamboozle the Bank--or, in short, do anything splashy to get a front place in the dock at the Old Bailey--you may then have my portrait at next to nothing.

usedadjectiveUS /juːzd/

employed in accomplishing something

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Then, I can tell you, it will be drawn in capital style--at full length, three quarters, half length, and I know not what.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading Then, I can tell you, it will be drawn in capital style--at full length, three quarters, half length, and I know not what.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

worseadjectiveUS /wɜːrs/

(comparative of “bad”) inferior to another in quality or condition or desirability

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading I’ve read somewhere, that in what people call the good old times--as times always get worse, what a pretty state the world will be in a thousand years hence!--when there were dead men’s heads on the top of Temple Bar, grinning down, what people call an example, on the folks below, that there used to be fellows with spyglasses; and, at a penny a peep, they showed to the curious all the horror of the aforesaid heads, not to be discovered by the naked eye.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You ask me to send you my portrait.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading DEAR SISTER,--It gave me much pleasure to learn from your letter that yourself, husband, and baby got safe and sound to your present home.

yourselfpronounUS /jərˈself/

used when the person spoken to is also the object of the action

From this reading DEAR SISTER,--It gave me much pleasure to learn from your letter that yourself, husband, and baby got safe and sound to your present home.

Chapter 23 of The barber's chair by Douglas William Jerrold holds 29 sentences, grouped into 6 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 23 of The barber's chair contain?

Chapter 23 holds 29 sentences of The barber's chair, unabridged, divided into 6 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 23 of The barber's chair by Douglas William Jerrold exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 29 sentences, grouped into 6 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 23 of The barber's chair?

Work through the 6 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 6 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 23 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 23 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading The barber's chair

Common questions about reading The barber's chair by Douglas William Jerrold on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of The barber's chair?

Yes. All 3759 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #69868 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of The barber's chair is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #69868, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does The barber's chair take to read?

About 313 minutes of reading across 752 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read The barber's chair section by section

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Vocabulary met early in The barber's chair

Words and structures a reader meets early in The barber's chair, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Hedgehog
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The barber's chair; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Letters
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The barber's chair; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Douglas
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The barber's chair; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Jerrold
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The barber's chair; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.