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The barber's chair

Chapter XXIV · _To Mr Jonas Wilcox, Philadelphia._

Chapter XXIV of The barber's chair, “_To Mr Jonas Wilcox, Philadelphia._,” is here in full — 51 sentences across 11 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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DEAR BROTHER-IN-LAW,--As my last letter was to sister, it is but fair that you should have the next dose of ink.
Well, Parliament’s opened; and Sir Robert’s made a clean breast of it--that is, if a Prime Minister can do such a thing.
There never was such harmony in the House of Commons!
After Sir Robert had spoken out, you might have thought all the House was holding nothing but a love-feast.
I was in the gallery--I won’t tell you how I got in--and never saw such a sight in all my life.
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The barber's chair

Chapter XXIV · _To Mr Jonas Wilcox, Philadelphia._

Chapter XXIV of The barber's chair, “_To Mr Jonas Wilcox, Philadelphia._,” is here in full — 51 sentences across 11 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/10 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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DEAR BROTHER-IN-LAW,--As my last letter was to sister, it is but fair that you should have the next dose of ink.
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Well, Parliament’s opened; and Sir Robert’s made a clean breast of it--that is, if a Prime Minister can do such a thing.
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There never was such harmony in the House of Commons!
/ðer ˈnevər wɑːz sʌtʃ ˈhɑːrməni ɪn ðə haʊs ʌv ˈkɑːmənz/
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After Sir Robert had spoken out, you might have thought all the House was holding nothing but a love-feast.
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I was in the gallery--I won’t tell you how I got in--and never saw such a sight in all my life.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

brother-in-law noun US /ˈbrʌðərɪnlɔː/

a brother by marriage

From this reading “DEAR BROTHER-IN-LAW,--As my last letter was to sister, it is but fair that you should have the next dose of ink.”

Commons noun US /ˈkɑːmənz/

a piece of open land for recreational use in an urban area

From this reading “There never was such harmony in the House of Commons!”

dose noun US /doʊs/

a measured portion of medicine taken at any one time

From this reading “DEAR BROTHER-IN-LAW,--As my last letter was to sister, it is but fair that you should have the next dose of ink.”

harmony noun US /ˈhɑːrməni/

compatibility in opinion and action

From this reading “There never was such harmony in the House of Commons!”

ink noun US /ɪŋk/

a liquid used for printing or writing or drawing

From this reading “DEAR BROTHER-IN-LAW,--As my last letter was to sister, it is but fair that you should have the next dose of ink.”

Parliament's noun US /ˈpɑːrləmənts/

possessive form of “parliament” — a legislative assembly in certain countries

Prime adjective US /praɪm/

first in rank or degree

From this reading “Well, Parliament’s opened; and Sir Robert’s made a clean breast of it--that is, if a Prime Minister can do such a thing.”

Robert's noun US /ˈrɑːbərts/

possessive form of “robert” — United States parliamentary authority and author (in 1876) of Robert's Rules of Order (1837-1923)

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

clean breast adjective + noun

In this reading “Well, Parliament’s opened; and Sir Robert’s made a clean breast of it--that is, if a Prime Minister can do such a thing.”

last letter adjective + noun

In this reading “DEAR BROTHER-IN-LAW,--As my last letter was to sister, it is but fair that you should have the next dose of ink.”

All words in this reading · 65

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Well, Parliament’s opened; and Sir Robert’s made a clean breast of it--that is, if a Prime Minister can do such a thing.

AfterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading After Sir Robert had spoken out, you might have thought all the House was holding nothing but a love-feast.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading After Sir Robert had spoken out, you might have thought all the House was holding nothing but a love-feast.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Well, Parliament’s opened; and Sir Robert’s made a clean breast of it--that is, if a Prime Minister can do such a thing.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading DEAR BROTHER-IN-LAW,--As my last letter was to sister, it is but fair that you should have the next dose of ink.

breastnounUS /brest/

the front of the trunk from the neck to the abdomen

From this reading Well, Parliament’s opened; and Sir Robert’s made a clean breast of it--that is, if a Prime Minister can do such a thing.

BROTHER-IN-LAWnounUS /ˈbrʌðərɪnlɔː/

a brother by marriage

From this reading DEAR BROTHER-IN-LAW,--As my last letter was to sister, it is but fair that you should have the next dose of ink.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading DEAR BROTHER-IN-LAW,--As my last letter was to sister, it is but fair that you should have the next dose of ink.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Well, Parliament’s opened; and Sir Robert’s made a clean breast of it--that is, if a Prime Minister can do such a thing.

cleanadjectiveUS /kliːn/

free from dirt or impurities; or having clean habits

From this reading Well, Parliament’s opened; and Sir Robert’s made a clean breast of it--that is, if a Prime Minister can do such a thing.

CommonsnounUS /ˈkɑːmənz/

a piece of open land for recreational use in an urban area

From this reading There never was such harmony in the House of Commons!

DEARadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading DEAR BROTHER-IN-LAW,--As my last letter was to sister, it is but fair that you should have the next dose of ink.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Well, Parliament’s opened; and Sir Robert’s made a clean breast of it--that is, if a Prime Minister can do such a thing.

dosenounUS /doʊs/

a measured portion of medicine taken at any one time

From this reading DEAR BROTHER-IN-LAW,--As my last letter was to sister, it is but fair that you should have the next dose of ink.

fairadjectiveUS /fer/

free from favoritism or self-interest or bias or deception; conforming with established standards or rules

From this reading DEAR BROTHER-IN-LAW,--As my last letter was to sister, it is but fair that you should have the next dose of ink.

gallerynounUS /ˈɡæləri/

spectators at a golf or tennis match

From this reading I was in the gallery--I won’t tell you how I got in--and never saw such a sight in all my life.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading I was in the gallery--I won’t tell you how I got in--and never saw such a sight in all my life.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading After Sir Robert had spoken out, you might have thought all the House was holding nothing but a love-feast.

harmonynounUS /ˈhɑːrməni/

compatibility in opinion and action

From this reading There never was such harmony in the House of Commons!

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading DEAR BROTHER-IN-LAW,--As my last letter was to sister, it is but fair that you should have the next dose of ink.

holdingnounUS /ˈhoʊldɪŋ/

the act of retaining something

From this reading After Sir Robert had spoken out, you might have thought all the House was holding nothing but a love-feast.

HousenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading There never was such harmony in the House of Commons!

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I was in the gallery--I won’t tell you how I got in--and never saw such a sight in all my life.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I was in the gallery--I won’t tell you how I got in--and never saw such a sight in all my life.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Well, Parliament’s opened; and Sir Robert’s made a clean breast of it--that is, if a Prime Minister can do such a thing.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading There never was such harmony in the House of Commons!

inknounUS /ɪŋk/

a liquid used for printing or writing or drawing

From this reading DEAR BROTHER-IN-LAW,--As my last letter was to sister, it is but fair that you should have the next dose of ink.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading DEAR BROTHER-IN-LAW,--As my last letter was to sister, it is but fair that you should have the next dose of ink.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading DEAR BROTHER-IN-LAW,--As my last letter was to sister, it is but fair that you should have the next dose of ink.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading DEAR BROTHER-IN-LAW,--As my last letter was to sister, it is but fair that you should have the next dose of ink.

letternounUS /ˈletər/

a written message addressed to a person or organization

From this reading DEAR BROTHER-IN-LAW,--As my last letter was to sister, it is but fair that you should have the next dose of ink.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading I was in the gallery--I won’t tell you how I got in--and never saw such a sight in all my life.

love-feast

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading After Sir Robert had spoken out, you might have thought all the House was holding nothing but a love-feast.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading Well, Parliament’s opened; and Sir Robert’s made a clean breast of it--that is, if a Prime Minister can do such a thing.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading After Sir Robert had spoken out, you might have thought all the House was holding nothing but a love-feast.

MinisternounUS /ˈmɪnəstər/

a person authorized to conduct religious worship

From this reading Well, Parliament’s opened; and Sir Robert’s made a clean breast of it--that is, if a Prime Minister can do such a thing.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading DEAR BROTHER-IN-LAW,--As my last letter was to sister, it is but fair that you should have the next dose of ink.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading There never was such harmony in the House of Commons!

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading DEAR BROTHER-IN-LAW,--As my last letter was to sister, it is but fair that you should have the next dose of ink.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading After Sir Robert had spoken out, you might have thought all the House was holding nothing but a love-feast.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading DEAR BROTHER-IN-LAW,--As my last letter was to sister, it is but fair that you should have the next dose of ink.

openedadjectiveUS /ˈoʊpənd/

used of mouth or eyes

From this reading Well, Parliament’s opened; and Sir Robert’s made a clean breast of it--that is, if a Prime Minister can do such a thing.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading After Sir Robert had spoken out, you might have thought all the House was holding nothing but a love-feast.

Parliament'snounUS /ˈpɑːrləmənts/

possessive form of “parliament” — a legislative assembly in certain countries

From this reading Well, Parliament’s opened; and Sir Robert’s made a clean breast of it--that is, if a Prime Minister can do such a thing.

PrimeadjectiveUS /praɪm/

first in rank or degree

From this reading Well, Parliament’s opened; and Sir Robert’s made a clean breast of it--that is, if a Prime Minister can do such a thing.

RobertnounUS /ˈrɑːbərt/

United States parliamentary authority and author (in 1876) of Robert's Rules of Order (1837-1923)

From this reading After Sir Robert had spoken out, you might have thought all the House was holding nothing but a love-feast.

Robert'snounUS /ˈrɑːbərts/

possessive form of “robert” — United States parliamentary authority and author (in 1876) of Robert's Rules of Order (1837-1923)

From this reading Well, Parliament’s opened; and Sir Robert’s made a clean breast of it--that is, if a Prime Minister can do such a thing.

sawverbUS /sɔː/

cut with a saw

From this reading I was in the gallery--I won’t tell you how I got in--and never saw such a sight in all my life.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading DEAR BROTHER-IN-LAW,--As my last letter was to sister, it is but fair that you should have the next dose of ink.

sightnounUS /saɪt/

an instance of visual perception

From this reading I was in the gallery--I won’t tell you how I got in--and never saw such a sight in all my life.

SirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading Well, Parliament’s opened; and Sir Robert’s made a clean breast of it--that is, if a Prime Minister can do such a thing.

sisternounUS /ˈsɪstər/

a female person who has the same parents as another person

From this reading DEAR BROTHER-IN-LAW,--As my last letter was to sister, it is but fair that you should have the next dose of ink.

spokenadjectiveUS /ˈspoʊkən/

uttered through the medium of speech or characterized by speech; sometimes used in combination

From this reading After Sir Robert had spoken out, you might have thought all the House was holding nothing but a love-feast.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading Well, Parliament’s opened; and Sir Robert’s made a clean breast of it--that is, if a Prime Minister can do such a thing.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading I was in the gallery--I won’t tell you how I got in--and never saw such a sight in all my life.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading DEAR BROTHER-IN-LAW,--As my last letter was to sister, it is but fair that you should have the next dose of ink.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading DEAR BROTHER-IN-LAW,--As my last letter was to sister, it is but fair that you should have the next dose of ink.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There never was such harmony in the House of Commons!

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading Well, Parliament’s opened; and Sir Robert’s made a clean breast of it--that is, if a Prime Minister can do such a thing.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading After Sir Robert had spoken out, you might have thought all the House was holding nothing but a love-feast.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading DEAR BROTHER-IN-LAW,--As my last letter was to sister, it is but fair that you should have the next dose of ink.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading DEAR BROTHER-IN-LAW,--As my last letter was to sister, it is but fair that you should have the next dose of ink.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading Well, Parliament’s opened; and Sir Robert’s made a clean breast of it--that is, if a Prime Minister can do such a thing.

won't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I was in the gallery--I won’t tell you how I got in--and never saw such a sight in all my life.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading DEAR BROTHER-IN-LAW,--As my last letter was to sister, it is but fair that you should have the next dose of ink.

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