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The barber's chair

Chapter XXV · _To John Squalid, Weaver, Stockton._

Chapter XXV of The barber's chair, “_To John Squalid, Weaver, Stockton._,” is here in full — 47 sentences across 10 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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DEAR JOHN,--I’m afraid you don’t go the right way to make both ends meet.
Your letter is full of complaints of poverty, and all that sort of disagreeable thing.
I very much fear that you’ve got into expensive habits, or your sixteen shillings a week would be sure to go further.
Why don’t you be economical? why don’t you copy the prudence shown you by high people?
Look here, now.
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The barber's chair

Chapter XXV · _To John Squalid, Weaver, Stockton._

Chapter XXV of The barber's chair, “_To John Squalid, Weaver, Stockton._,” is here in full — 47 sentences across 10 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/9 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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DEAR JOHN,--I’m afraid you don’t go the right way to make both ends meet.
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Your letter is full of complaints of poverty, and all that sort of disagreeable thing.
/jɔːr ˈletər ɪz fʊl ʌv kəmˈpleɪnts ʌv ˈpɑːvərti ənd ɔːl ðæt sɔːrt ʌv ˌdɪsəˈɡriːəbəl θɪŋ/
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I very much fear that you’ve got into expensive habits, or your sixteen shillings a week would be sure to go further.
Line 4
Why don’t you be economical? why don’t you copy the prudence shown you by high people?
Line 5
Look here, now.
/lʊk hiːr naʊ/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

complaints noun US /kəmˈpleɪnts/

plural of “complaint” — an often persistent bodily disorder or disease; a cause for complaining

From this reading “Your letter is full of complaints of poverty, and all that sort of disagreeable thing.”

disagreeable adjective US /ˌdɪsəˈɡriːəbəl/

not to your liking

From this reading “Your letter is full of complaints of poverty, and all that sort of disagreeable thing.”

economical adjective US /ˌekəˈnɑːmɪkəl/

using the minimum of time or resources necessary for effectiveness

From this reading “Why don’t you be economical? why don’t you copy the prudence shown you by high people?”

expensive adjective US /ɪkˈspensɪv/

high in price or charging high prices

From this reading “I very much fear that you’ve got into expensive habits, or your sixteen shillings a week would be sure to go further.”

poverty noun US /ˈpɑːvərti/

the state of having little or no money and few or no material possessions

From this reading “Your letter is full of complaints of poverty, and all that sort of disagreeable thing.”

prudence noun US /ˈpruːdəns/

discretion in practical affairs

From this reading “Why don’t you be economical? why don’t you copy the prudence shown you by high people?”

shillings noun US /ˈʃɪlɪŋz/

plural of “shilling” — the basic unit of money in Uganda; equal to 100 cents

From this reading “I very much fear that you’ve got into expensive habits, or your sixteen shillings a week would be sure to go further.”

sixteen adjective US /sɪkˈstiːn/

being one more than fifteen

From this reading “I very much fear that you’ve got into expensive habits, or your sixteen shillings a week would be sure to go further.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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got into verb + particle counted as “get into”

get involved in or with

In this reading “I very much fear that you’ve got into expensive habits, or your sixteen shillings a week would be sure to go further.”

go further verb + particle

In this reading “I very much fear that you’ve got into expensive habits, or your sixteen shillings a week would be sure to go further.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I very much fear that you’ve got into expensive habits, or your sixteen shillings a week would be sure to go further.

afraidadjectiveUS /əˈfreɪd/

filled with fear or apprehension

From this reading DEAR JOHN,--I’m afraid you don’t go the right way to make both ends meet.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Your letter is full of complaints of poverty, and all that sort of disagreeable thing.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Your letter is full of complaints of poverty, and all that sort of disagreeable thing.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading I very much fear that you’ve got into expensive habits, or your sixteen shillings a week would be sure to go further.

bothdeterminerUS /boʊθ/

the two together, not just one

From this reading DEAR JOHN,--I’m afraid you don’t go the right way to make both ends meet.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Why don’t you be economical? why don’t you copy the prudence shown you by high people?

complaintsnounUS /kəmˈpleɪnts/

plural of “complaint” — an often persistent bodily disorder or disease; a cause for complaining

From this reading Your letter is full of complaints of poverty, and all that sort of disagreeable thing.

copynounUS /ˈkɑːpi/

a reproduction of a written record (e.g. of a legal or school record)

From this reading Why don’t you be economical? why don’t you copy the prudence shown you by high people?

DEARadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading DEAR JOHN,--I’m afraid you don’t go the right way to make both ends meet.

disagreeableadjectiveUS /ˌdɪsəˈɡriːəbəl/

not to your liking

From this reading Your letter is full of complaints of poverty, and all that sort of disagreeable thing.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading DEAR JOHN,--I’m afraid you don’t go the right way to make both ends meet.

economicaladjectiveUS /ˌekəˈnɑːmɪkəl/

using the minimum of time or resources necessary for effectiveness

From this reading Why don’t you be economical? why don’t you copy the prudence shown you by high people?

endsnounUS /endz/

plural of “end” — either extremity of something that has length

From this reading DEAR JOHN,--I’m afraid you don’t go the right way to make both ends meet.

expensiveadjectiveUS /ɪkˈspensɪv/

high in price or charging high prices

From this reading I very much fear that you’ve got into expensive habits, or your sixteen shillings a week would be sure to go further.

fearverbUS /fɪr/

be afraid or feel anxious or apprehensive about a possible or probable situation or event

From this reading I very much fear that you’ve got into expensive habits, or your sixteen shillings a week would be sure to go further.

fulladjectiveUS /fʊl/

containing as much or as many as is possible or normal

From this reading Your letter is full of complaints of poverty, and all that sort of disagreeable thing.

furtheradverbUS /ˈfɜːrðər/

to or at a greater extent or degree or a more advanced stage (“further” is used more often than “farther” in this abstract sense)

From this reading I very much fear that you’ve got into expensive habits, or your sixteen shillings a week would be sure to go further.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading DEAR JOHN,--I’m afraid you don’t go the right way to make both ends meet.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading I very much fear that you’ve got into expensive habits, or your sixteen shillings a week would be sure to go further.

habitsnounUS /ˈhæbəts/

plural of “habit” — an established custom

From this reading I very much fear that you’ve got into expensive habits, or your sixteen shillings a week would be sure to go further.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading Look here, now.

highadjectiveUS /haɪ/

greater than normal in degree or intensity or amount

From this reading Why don’t you be economical? why don’t you copy the prudence shown you by high people?

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I very much fear that you’ve got into expensive habits, or your sixteen shillings a week would be sure to go further.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading DEAR JOHN,--I’m afraid you don’t go the right way to make both ends meet.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading I very much fear that you’ve got into expensive habits, or your sixteen shillings a week would be sure to go further.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Your letter is full of complaints of poverty, and all that sort of disagreeable thing.

JOHNnounUS /dʒɑːn/

a room or building equipped with one or more toilets

From this reading DEAR JOHN,--I’m afraid you don’t go the right way to make both ends meet.

letternounUS /ˈletər/

a written message addressed to a person or organization

From this reading Your letter is full of complaints of poverty, and all that sort of disagreeable thing.

LookverbUS /lʊk/

perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading Look here, now.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading DEAR JOHN,--I’m afraid you don’t go the right way to make both ends meet.

meetverbUS /miːt/

come together

From this reading DEAR JOHN,--I’m afraid you don’t go the right way to make both ends meet.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading I very much fear that you’ve got into expensive habits, or your sixteen shillings a week would be sure to go further.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Look here, now.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Your letter is full of complaints of poverty, and all that sort of disagreeable thing.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading I very much fear that you’ve got into expensive habits, or your sixteen shillings a week would be sure to go further.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading Why don’t you be economical? why don’t you copy the prudence shown you by high people?

povertynounUS /ˈpɑːvərti/

the state of having little or no money and few or no material possessions

From this reading Your letter is full of complaints of poverty, and all that sort of disagreeable thing.

prudencenounUS /ˈpruːdəns/

discretion in practical affairs

From this reading Why don’t you be economical? why don’t you copy the prudence shown you by high people?

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading DEAR JOHN,--I’m afraid you don’t go the right way to make both ends meet.

shillingsnounUS /ˈʃɪlɪŋz/

plural of “shilling” — the basic unit of money in Uganda; equal to 100 cents

From this reading I very much fear that you’ve got into expensive habits, or your sixteen shillings a week would be sure to go further.

shownverbUS /ʃoʊn/

inflected form of “show” — give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading Why don’t you be economical? why don’t you copy the prudence shown you by high people?

sixteenadjectiveUS /sɪkˈstiːn/

being one more than fifteen

From this reading I very much fear that you’ve got into expensive habits, or your sixteen shillings a week would be sure to go further.

sortnounUS /sɔːrt/

a category of things distinguished by some common characteristic or quality

From this reading Your letter is full of complaints of poverty, and all that sort of disagreeable thing.

sureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading I very much fear that you’ve got into expensive habits, or your sixteen shillings a week would be sure to go further.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Your letter is full of complaints of poverty, and all that sort of disagreeable thing.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading DEAR JOHN,--I’m afraid you don’t go the right way to make both ends meet.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading Your letter is full of complaints of poverty, and all that sort of disagreeable thing.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading DEAR JOHN,--I’m afraid you don’t go the right way to make both ends meet.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading I very much fear that you’ve got into expensive habits, or your sixteen shillings a week would be sure to go further.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading DEAR JOHN,--I’m afraid you don’t go the right way to make both ends meet.

weeknounUS /wiːk/

any period of seven consecutive days

From this reading I very much fear that you’ve got into expensive habits, or your sixteen shillings a week would be sure to go further.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading Why don’t you be economical? why don’t you copy the prudence shown you by high people?

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading I very much fear that you’ve got into expensive habits, or your sixteen shillings a week would be sure to go further.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading DEAR JOHN,--I’m afraid you don’t go the right way to make both ends meet.

you've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I very much fear that you’ve got into expensive habits, or your sixteen shillings a week would be sure to go further.

YourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Your letter is full of complaints of poverty, and all that sort of disagreeable thing.

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