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The barber's chair

Chapter XXIX · _To Chickweed, Widow, Penzance._

Chapter XXIX of The barber's chair, “_To Chickweed, Widow, Penzance._,” is here in full — 23 sentences across 5 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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DEAR MRS CHICKWEED,--It has given me a vast deal of concern that you should have been frightened by the ignorant reports in the newspapers.
Don’t believe a word they say on the matter.
It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.
It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.
Parliament knows better than to interfere in the matter.
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The barber's chair

Chapter XXIX · _To Chickweed, Widow, Penzance._

Chapter XXIX of The barber's chair, “_To Chickweed, Widow, Penzance._,” is here in full — 23 sentences across 5 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/4 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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DEAR MRS CHICKWEED,--It has given me a vast deal of concern that you should have been frightened by the ignorant reports in the newspapers.
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Don’t believe a word they say on the matter.
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It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.
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It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.
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Parliament knows better than to interfere in the matter.
/ˈpɑːrləmənt noʊz ˈbetər ðæn tuː ˌɪntərˈfɪr ɪn ðə ˈmætər/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

burials noun US /ˈberiəlz/

plural of “burial” — the ritual placing of a corpse in a grave

From this reading “It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.”

churchyard noun US /ˈtʃɜːrtʃjɑːrd/

the yard associated with a church

From this reading “It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.”

forbidden adjective US /fərˈbɪd.ən/

Not allowed; banned or prohibited by rule or law.

From this reading “It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.”

sexton noun US /ˈsekstən/

United States poet (1928-1974)

From this reading “It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.”

Solomon proper noun US /ˈsɒl.ə.mən/

A legendary king renowned for his wisdom and fabulous hidden mines.

From this reading “It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.”

sprinkle verb US /ˈsprɪŋkəl/

distribute loosely

From this reading “It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.”

Strand noun US /strænd/

a pattern forming a unity within a larger structural whole

From this reading “It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.”

tombstone noun US /ˈtuːmstoʊn/

a stone that is used to mark a grave

From this reading “It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

reason why noun + noun

In this reading “It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.”

went back verb + particle counted as “go back”

belong to an earlier time

In this reading “It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.”

in the middle preposition + article + noun counted as “in … middle”

In this reading “It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.”

deal of verb + particle

In this reading “DEAR MRS CHICKWEED,--It has given me a vast deal of concern that you should have been frightened by the ignorant reports in the newspapers.”

believe a word verb + article + noun counted as “believe … word”

In this reading “Don’t believe a word they say on the matter.”

knows better verb + adjective counted as “know better”

In this reading “Parliament knows better than to interfere in the matter.”

in the newspapers preposition + article + noun counted as “in … newspaper”

In this reading “DEAR MRS CHICKWEED,--It has given me a vast deal of concern that you should have been frightened by the ignorant reports in the newspapers.”

All words in this reading · 89

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading DEAR MRS CHICKWEED,--It has given me a vast deal of concern that you should have been frightened by the ignorant reports in the newspapers.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading DEAR MRS CHICKWEED,--It has given me a vast deal of concern that you should have been frightened by the ignorant reports in the newspapers.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.

believeverbUS /bɪˈliːv/

accept as true; take to be true

From this reading Don’t believe a word they say on the matter.

betteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading Parliament knows better than to interfere in the matter.

burialsnounUS /ˈberiəlz/

plural of “burial” — the ritual placing of a corpse in a grave

From this reading It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.

buriedadjectiveUS /ˈberid/

placed in a grave

From this reading It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading DEAR MRS CHICKWEED,--It has given me a vast deal of concern that you should have been frightened by the ignorant reports in the newspapers.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.

CHICKWEEDnoun

any of various plants of the genus Stellaria

From this reading DEAR MRS CHICKWEED,--It has given me a vast deal of concern that you should have been frightened by the ignorant reports in the newspapers.

churchyardnounUS /ˈtʃɜːrtʃjɑːrd/

the yard associated with a church

From this reading It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.

Clement's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.

concernnounUS /kənˈsɜːrn/

something that interests you because it is important or affects you

From this reading DEAR MRS CHICKWEED,--It has given me a vast deal of concern that you should have been frightened by the ignorant reports in the newspapers.

dealverbUS /diːl/

act on verbally or in some form of artistic expression

From this reading DEAR MRS CHICKWEED,--It has given me a vast deal of concern that you should have been frightened by the ignorant reports in the newspapers.

DEARadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading DEAR MRS CHICKWEED,--It has given me a vast deal of concern that you should have been frightened by the ignorant reports in the newspapers.

deepadjectiveUS /diːp/

relatively deep or strong; affecting one deeply

From this reading It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.

Don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Don’t believe a word they say on the matter.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.

emnounUS /em/

a quad with a square body

From this reading It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.

folksnounUS /foʊks/

your parents

From this reading It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.

forbiddenadjectiveUS /fərˈbɪd.ən/

Not allowed; banned or prohibited by rule or law.

From this reading It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.

frightenedadjectiveUS /ˈfraɪtənd/

made afraid

From this reading DEAR MRS CHICKWEED,--It has given me a vast deal of concern that you should have been frightened by the ignorant reports in the newspapers.

futureadjectiveUS /ˈfjuːtʃər/

yet to be or coming

From this reading It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.

givenadjectiveUS /ˈɡɪvən/

acknowledged as a supposition

From this reading DEAR MRS CHICKWEED,--It has given me a vast deal of concern that you should have been frightened by the ignorant reports in the newspapers.

grave-dust

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading DEAR MRS CHICKWEED,--It has given me a vast deal of concern that you should have been frightened by the ignorant reports in the newspapers.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading DEAR MRS CHICKWEED,--It has given me a vast deal of concern that you should have been frightened by the ignorant reports in the newspapers.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.

ignorantadjectiveUS /ˈɪɡnərənt/

uneducated in general; lacking knowledge or sophistication

From this reading DEAR MRS CHICKWEED,--It has given me a vast deal of concern that you should have been frightened by the ignorant reports in the newspapers.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading DEAR MRS CHICKWEED,--It has given me a vast deal of concern that you should have been frightened by the ignorant reports in the newspapers.

interfereverbUS /ˌɪntərˈfɪr/

come between so as to be hindrance or obstacle

From this reading Parliament knows better than to interfere in the matter.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.

isn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading DEAR MRS CHICKWEED,--It has given me a vast deal of concern that you should have been frightened by the ignorant reports in the newspapers.

It's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.

knowsnounUS /noʊz/

plural of “know” — the fact of being aware of information that is known to few people

From this reading Parliament knows better than to interfere in the matter.

laidadjectiveUS /leɪd/

set down according to a plan

From this reading It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading Don’t believe a word they say on the matter.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading DEAR MRS CHICKWEED,--It has given me a vast deal of concern that you should have been frightened by the ignorant reports in the newspapers.

middlenounUS /ˈmɪdəl/

an area that is approximately central within some larger region

From this reading It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.

MRSnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading DEAR MRS CHICKWEED,--It has given me a vast deal of concern that you should have been frightened by the ignorant reports in the newspapers.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.

nativeadjectiveUS /ˈneɪtɪv/

characteristic of or existing by virtue of geographic origin

From this reading It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.

newspapersnounUS /ˈnuːzpeɪpərz/

plural of “newspaper” — a daily or weekly publication on folded sheets; contains news and articles and advertisements

From this reading DEAR MRS CHICKWEED,--It has given me a vast deal of concern that you should have been frightened by the ignorant reports in the newspapers.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading DEAR MRS CHICKWEED,--It has given me a vast deal of concern that you should have been frightened by the ignorant reports in the newspapers.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Don’t believe a word they say on the matter.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.

ParliamentnounUS /ˈpɑːrləmənt/

a legislative assembly in certain countries

From this reading Parliament knows better than to interfere in the matter.

placenounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.

reasonnounUS /ˈriːzən/

a rational motive for a belief or action

From this reading It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.

reportsnounUS /rɪˈpɔːrts/

plural of “report” — a written document describing the findings of some individual or group

From this reading DEAR MRS CHICKWEED,--It has given me a vast deal of concern that you should have been frightened by the ignorant reports in the newspapers.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading Don’t believe a word they say on the matter.

sextonnounUS /ˈsekstən/

United States poet (1928-1974)

From this reading It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading DEAR MRS CHICKWEED,--It has given me a vast deal of concern that you should have been frightened by the ignorant reports in the newspapers.

shouldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.

shutverbUS /ʃʌt/

move so that an opening or passage is obstructed; make shut

From this reading It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.

Solomonproper nounUS /ˈsɒl.ə.mən/

A legendary king renowned for his wisdom and fabulous hidden mines.

From this reading It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.

sprinkleverbUS /ˈsprɪŋkəl/

distribute loosely

From this reading It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.

St

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.

StrandnounUS /strænd/

a pattern forming a unity within a larger structural whole

From this reading It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.

takenadjectiveUS /ˈteɪkən/

understood in a certain way; made sense of

From this reading It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading Parliament knows better than to interfere in the matter.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading DEAR MRS CHICKWEED,--It has given me a vast deal of concern that you should have been frightened by the ignorant reports in the newspapers.

that's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading DEAR MRS CHICKWEED,--It has given me a vast deal of concern that you should have been frightened by the ignorant reports in the newspapers.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Don’t believe a word they say on the matter.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.

tombstonenounUS /ˈtuːmstoʊn/

a stone that is used to mark a grave

From this reading It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.

trueadjectiveUS /truː/

consistent with fact or reality; not false

From this reading It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.

twentynounUS /ˈtwenti/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nineteen and one

From this reading It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.

vastadjectiveUS /væst/

unusually great in size or amount or degree or especially extent or scope

From this reading DEAR MRS CHICKWEED,--It has given me a vast deal of concern that you should have been frightened by the ignorant reports in the newspapers.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading It’s very true that St Clement’s Churchyard is in the middle of the Strand; but that’s no reason why folks shouldn’t be buried there, twenty deep, if the sexton can only as much as sprinkle ’em with a little grave-dust.

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading Don’t believe a word they say on the matter.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading DEAR MRS CHICKWEED,--It has given me a vast deal of concern that you should have been frightened by the ignorant reports in the newspapers.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading It isn’t true that the churchyard where you laid Solomon Chickweed before you went back to your native place, is to be shut up--the tombstone to be taken down--and all future burials forbidden.

Chapter 29 of The barber's chair by Douglas William Jerrold holds 23 sentences, grouped into 5 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 29 of The barber's chair contain?

Chapter 29 holds 23 sentences of The barber's chair, unabridged, divided into 5 reading sections.

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Is this the complete text of The barber's chair?

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About 313 minutes of reading across 752 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in The barber's chair

Words and structures a reader meets early in The barber's chair, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Hedgehog
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The barber's chair; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Letters
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Douglas
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Jerrold
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