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The barber's chair

Chapter XXX · _To Isaac Moss, Slop-seller, Portsmouth._

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DEAR ISAAC,--I don’t know whether Portsmouth has any aldermen, but if it has, I hope you’ll get into a gown outright.
The thing’s as good as done.
What poor George the Third, Lord Eldon, and such folk think of it, there’s no saying, but in a twinkling a Jew may be an alderman!
Even the Bishop of London swallows the measure, although shuddering at it, as if it was a black draught.
However, Isaac, what I write to you about is this.
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The barber's chair

Chapter XXX · _To Isaac Moss, Slop-seller, Portsmouth._

Chapter XXX of The barber's chair, “_To Isaac Moss, Slop-seller, Portsmouth._,” is here in full — 43 sentences across 9 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/8 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
DEAR ISAAC,--I don’t know whether Portsmouth has any aldermen, but if it has, I hope you’ll get into a gown outright.
Line 2
The thing’s as good as done.
/ðə θɪŋz æz ɡʊd æz dʌn/
Line 3
What poor George the Third, Lord Eldon, and such folk think of it, there’s no saying, but in a twinkling a Jew may be an alderman!
Line 4
Even the Bishop of London swallows the measure, although shuddering at it, as if it was a black draught.
/ˈiːvɪn ðə ˈbɪʃəp ʌv ˈlʌndən ˈswɑːloʊz ðə ˈmeʒər ˌɔːlˈðoʊ ˈʃʌdərɪŋ æt ɪt æz ɪf ɪt wɑːz ə blæk dræft/
Line 5
However, Isaac, what I write to you about is this.
/ˌhaʊˈevər ˈaɪzək wʌt aɪ raɪt tuː juː əˈbaʊt ɪz ðɪs/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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alderman noun US /ˈɔːldərmən/

a member of a municipal legislative body (as a city council)

From this reading “What poor George the Third, Lord Eldon, and such folk think of it, there’s no saying, but in a twinkling a Jew may be an alderman!”

aldermen noun US /ˈɔːldərmɪn/

plural of “alderman” — a member of a municipal legislative body (as a city council)

From this reading “DEAR ISAAC,--I don’t know whether Portsmouth has any aldermen, but if it has, I hope you’ll get into a gown outright.”

isaac noun US /ˈaɪzək/

(Old Testament) the second patriarch; son of Abraham and Sarah who was offered by Abraham as a sacrifice to God; father of Jacob and Esau

From this reading “DEAR ISAAC,--I don’t know whether Portsmouth has any aldermen, but if it has, I hope you’ll get into a gown outright.”

outright adverb US /ˈaʊˈtraɪt/

without restrictions or stipulations or further payments

From this reading “DEAR ISAAC,--I don’t know whether Portsmouth has any aldermen, but if it has, I hope you’ll get into a gown outright.”

Portsmouth noun US /ˈpɔːrtsməθ/

a port city in southeastern Virginia on the Elizabeth River opposite Norfolk; naval base; shipyards

From this reading “DEAR ISAAC,--I don’t know whether Portsmouth has any aldermen, but if it has, I hope you’ll get into a gown outright.”

shuddering adjective US /ˈʃʌdərɪŋ/

shaking convulsively or violently

From this reading “Even the Bishop of London swallows the measure, although shuddering at it, as if it was a black draught.”

swallows noun US /ˈswɑːloʊz/

plural of “swallow” — a small amount of liquid food

From this reading “Even the Bishop of London swallows the measure, although shuddering at it, as if it was a black draught.”

thing's noun US /θɪŋz/

possessive form of “thing” — a special situation

Word partnerships in these lines

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in a twinkling preposition + article + noun counted as “in … twinkling”

In this reading “What poor George the Third, Lord Eldon, and such folk think of it, there’s no saying, but in a twinkling a Jew may be an alderman!”

get into verb + particle

get involved in or with

In this reading “DEAR ISAAC,--I don’t know whether Portsmouth has any aldermen, but if it has, I hope you’ll get into a gown outright.”

think of verb + particle

keep in mind for attention or consideration

In this reading “What poor George the Third, Lord Eldon, and such folk think of it, there’s no saying, but in a twinkling a Jew may be an alderman!”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading DEAR ISAAC,--I don’t know whether Portsmouth has any aldermen, but if it has, I hope you’ll get into a gown outright.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading However, Isaac, what I write to you about is this.

aldermannounUS /ˈɔːldərmən/

a member of a municipal legislative body (as a city council)

From this reading What poor George the Third, Lord Eldon, and such folk think of it, there’s no saying, but in a twinkling a Jew may be an alderman!

aldermennounUS /ˈɔːldərmɪn/

plural of “alderman” — a member of a municipal legislative body (as a city council)

From this reading DEAR ISAAC,--I don’t know whether Portsmouth has any aldermen, but if it has, I hope you’ll get into a gown outright.

althoughconjunctionUS /ˌɔːlˈðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading Even the Bishop of London swallows the measure, although shuddering at it, as if it was a black draught.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading What poor George the Third, Lord Eldon, and such folk think of it, there’s no saying, but in a twinkling a Jew may be an alderman!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading What poor George the Third, Lord Eldon, and such folk think of it, there’s no saying, but in a twinkling a Jew may be an alderman!

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading DEAR ISAAC,--I don’t know whether Portsmouth has any aldermen, but if it has, I hope you’ll get into a gown outright.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading The thing’s as good as done.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Even the Bishop of London swallows the measure, although shuddering at it, as if it was a black draught.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading What poor George the Third, Lord Eldon, and such folk think of it, there’s no saying, but in a twinkling a Jew may be an alderman!

BishopnounUS /ˈbɪʃəp/

a senior member of the Christian clergy having spiritual and administrative authority; appointed in Christian churches to oversee priests or ministers; considered in some churches to be successors of the twelve Apostles of Christ

From this reading Even the Bishop of London swallows the measure, although shuddering at it, as if it was a black draught.

blackadjectiveUS /blæk/

being of the achromatic color of maximum darkness; having little or no hue owing to absorption of almost all incident light

From this reading Even the Bishop of London swallows the measure, although shuddering at it, as if it was a black draught.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading DEAR ISAAC,--I don’t know whether Portsmouth has any aldermen, but if it has, I hope you’ll get into a gown outright.

DEARadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading DEAR ISAAC,--I don’t know whether Portsmouth has any aldermen, but if it has, I hope you’ll get into a gown outright.

don't

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From this reading DEAR ISAAC,--I don’t know whether Portsmouth has any aldermen, but if it has, I hope you’ll get into a gown outright.

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading The thing’s as good as done.

draughtnounUS /dræft/

a serving of drink (usually alcoholic) drawn from a keg

From this reading Even the Bishop of London swallows the measure, although shuddering at it, as if it was a black draught.

Eldon

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading What poor George the Third, Lord Eldon, and such folk think of it, there’s no saying, but in a twinkling a Jew may be an alderman!

EvenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading Even the Bishop of London swallows the measure, although shuddering at it, as if it was a black draught.

folknounUS /foʊk/

people in general (often used in the plural)

From this reading What poor George the Third, Lord Eldon, and such folk think of it, there’s no saying, but in a twinkling a Jew may be an alderman!

GeorgenounUS /dʒɔːrdʒ/

Christian martyr; patron saint of England; hero of the legend of Saint George and the Dragon in which he slew a dragon and saved a princess (?-303)

From this reading What poor George the Third, Lord Eldon, and such folk think of it, there’s no saying, but in a twinkling a Jew may be an alderman!

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading DEAR ISAAC,--I don’t know whether Portsmouth has any aldermen, but if it has, I hope you’ll get into a gown outright.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading The thing’s as good as done.

gownnounUS /ɡaʊn/

a woman's dress, usually with a close-fitting bodice and a long flared skirt, often worn on formal occasions

From this reading DEAR ISAAC,--I don’t know whether Portsmouth has any aldermen, but if it has, I hope you’ll get into a gown outright.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading DEAR ISAAC,--I don’t know whether Portsmouth has any aldermen, but if it has, I hope you’ll get into a gown outright.

hopenounUS /hoʊp/

a specific instance of feeling hopeful

From this reading DEAR ISAAC,--I don’t know whether Portsmouth has any aldermen, but if it has, I hope you’ll get into a gown outright.

HoweveradverbUS /ˌhaʊˈevər/

used to add a contrasting statement

From this reading However, Isaac, what I write to you about is this.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading DEAR ISAAC,--I don’t know whether Portsmouth has any aldermen, but if it has, I hope you’ll get into a gown outright.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading DEAR ISAAC,--I don’t know whether Portsmouth has any aldermen, but if it has, I hope you’ll get into a gown outright.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading What poor George the Third, Lord Eldon, and such folk think of it, there’s no saying, but in a twinkling a Jew may be an alderman!

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading DEAR ISAAC,--I don’t know whether Portsmouth has any aldermen, but if it has, I hope you’ll get into a gown outright.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading However, Isaac, what I write to you about is this.

ISAACnounUS /ˈaɪzək/

(Old Testament) the second patriarch; son of Abraham and Sarah who was offered by Abraham as a sacrifice to God; father of Jacob and Esau

From this reading DEAR ISAAC,--I don’t know whether Portsmouth has any aldermen, but if it has, I hope you’ll get into a gown outright.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading DEAR ISAAC,--I don’t know whether Portsmouth has any aldermen, but if it has, I hope you’ll get into a gown outright.

JewnounUS /dʒuː/

a person belonging to the worldwide group claiming descent from Jacob (or converted to it) and connected by cultural or religious ties

From this reading What poor George the Third, Lord Eldon, and such folk think of it, there’s no saying, but in a twinkling a Jew may be an alderman!

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading DEAR ISAAC,--I don’t know whether Portsmouth has any aldermen, but if it has, I hope you’ll get into a gown outright.

LondonnounUS /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading Even the Bishop of London swallows the measure, although shuddering at it, as if it was a black draught.

LordnounUS /lɔːrd/

terms referring to the Judeo-Christian God

From this reading What poor George the Third, Lord Eldon, and such folk think of it, there’s no saying, but in a twinkling a Jew may be an alderman!

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading What poor George the Third, Lord Eldon, and such folk think of it, there’s no saying, but in a twinkling a Jew may be an alderman!

measurenounUS /ˈmeʒər/

any maneuver made as part of progress toward a goal

From this reading Even the Bishop of London swallows the measure, although shuddering at it, as if it was a black draught.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading What poor George the Third, Lord Eldon, and such folk think of it, there’s no saying, but in a twinkling a Jew may be an alderman!

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading What poor George the Third, Lord Eldon, and such folk think of it, there’s no saying, but in a twinkling a Jew may be an alderman!

outrightadverbUS /ˈaʊˈtraɪt/

without restrictions or stipulations or further payments

From this reading DEAR ISAAC,--I don’t know whether Portsmouth has any aldermen, but if it has, I hope you’ll get into a gown outright.

pooradjectiveUS /puːr/

deserving or inciting pity

From this reading What poor George the Third, Lord Eldon, and such folk think of it, there’s no saying, but in a twinkling a Jew may be an alderman!

PortsmouthnounUS /ˈpɔːrtsməθ/

a port city in southeastern Virginia on the Elizabeth River opposite Norfolk; naval base; shipyards

From this reading DEAR ISAAC,--I don’t know whether Portsmouth has any aldermen, but if it has, I hope you’ll get into a gown outright.

sayingnounUS /ˈseɪɪŋ/

a word or phrase that particular people use in particular situations

From this reading What poor George the Third, Lord Eldon, and such folk think of it, there’s no saying, but in a twinkling a Jew may be an alderman!

shudderingadjectiveUS /ˈʃʌdərɪŋ/

shaking convulsively or violently

From this reading Even the Bishop of London swallows the measure, although shuddering at it, as if it was a black draught.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading What poor George the Third, Lord Eldon, and such folk think of it, there’s no saying, but in a twinkling a Jew may be an alderman!

swallowsnounUS /ˈswɑːloʊz/

plural of “swallow” — a small amount of liquid food

From this reading Even the Bishop of London swallows the measure, although shuddering at it, as if it was a black draught.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The thing’s as good as done.

there's

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From this reading What poor George the Third, Lord Eldon, and such folk think of it, there’s no saying, but in a twinkling a Jew may be an alderman!

thing'snounUS /θɪŋz/

possessive form of “thing” — a special situation

From this reading The thing’s as good as done.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading What poor George the Third, Lord Eldon, and such folk think of it, there’s no saying, but in a twinkling a Jew may be an alderman!

ThirdnounUS /θɜːrd/

one of three equal parts of a divisible whole

From this reading What poor George the Third, Lord Eldon, and such folk think of it, there’s no saying, but in a twinkling a Jew may be an alderman!

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading However, Isaac, what I write to you about is this.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading However, Isaac, what I write to you about is this.

twinklingnounUS /ˈtwɪŋkəlɪŋ/

a very short time (as the time it takes the eye to blink or the heart to beat)

From this reading What poor George the Third, Lord Eldon, and such folk think of it, there’s no saying, but in a twinkling a Jew may be an alderman!

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Even the Bishop of London swallows the measure, although shuddering at it, as if it was a black draught.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading What poor George the Third, Lord Eldon, and such folk think of it, there’s no saying, but in a twinkling a Jew may be an alderman!

whetherconjunctionUS /ˈweðər/

used to introduce two or more possibilities

From this reading DEAR ISAAC,--I don’t know whether Portsmouth has any aldermen, but if it has, I hope you’ll get into a gown outright.

writeverbUS /raɪt/

produce a literary work

From this reading However, Isaac, what I write to you about is this.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading However, Isaac, what I write to you about is this.

you'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading DEAR ISAAC,--I don’t know whether Portsmouth has any aldermen, but if it has, I hope you’ll get into a gown outright.

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