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The barber's chair

Chapter XXXIV · _To Mrs Hedgehog, New York._

Chapter XXXIV of The barber's chair, “_To Mrs Hedgehog, New York._,” is here in full — 76 sentences across 16 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--The Maynooth Grant is granted, and the British Lion has once more gone to sleep.
When either Sir Culling Smith, Mr M’Neile, or Dr Croly shall pinch his tail and make him roar again, you shall have due notice of the danger.
I think, however, that the Lion is safe to sleep until next May, when, of course, he’ll again be stirred up for the folks at Exeter Hall.
In the meantime he must be tired, very drowsy, after the speeches that have been made at him; so let him sleep on.
Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.
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The barber's chair

Chapter XXXIV · _To Mrs Hedgehog, New York._

Chapter XXXIV of The barber's chair, “_To Mrs Hedgehog, New York._,” is here in full — 76 sentences across 16 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/15 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--The Maynooth Grant is granted, and the British Lion has once more gone to sleep.
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When either Sir Culling Smith, Mr M’Neile, or Dr Croly shall pinch his tail and make him roar again, you shall have due notice of the danger.
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I think, however, that the Lion is safe to sleep until next May, when, of course, he’ll again be stirred up for the folks at Exeter Hall.
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In the meantime he must be tired, very drowsy, after the speeches that have been made at him; so let him sleep on.
/ɪn ðə ˈmiːntaɪm hiː mʌst biː ˈtaɪərd ˈveri ˈdraʊzi ˈæftər ðə ˈspiːtʃəz ðæt hæv bɪn meɪd æt hɪm soʊ let hɪm sliːp ɑːn/
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Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

counters noun US /ˈkaʊntərz/

plural of “counter” — table consisting of a horizontal surface over which business is transacted

From this reading “Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.”

Culling verb US /ˈkʌlɪŋ/

-ing form of “cull” — remove something that has been rejected

From this reading “When either Sir Culling Smith, Mr M’Neile, or Dr Croly shall pinch his tail and make him roar again, you shall have due notice of the danger.”

drowsy adjective US /ˈdraʊzi/

half asleep

From this reading “In the meantime he must be tired, very drowsy, after the speeches that have been made at him; so let him sleep on.”

earthquake noun US /ˈɜːrθkweɪk/

shaking and vibration at the surface of the earth resulting from underground movement along a fault plane or from volcanic activity

From this reading “Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.”

Newcastle noun US /ˈnuːkæsəl/

a port city in northeastern England on the River Tyne; a center for coal exports (giving rise to the expression “carry coals to Newcastle” meaning to do something unnecessary)

From this reading “Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.”

pinch verb US /pɪntʃ/

squeeze tightly between the fingers

From this reading “When either Sir Culling Smith, Mr M’Neile, or Dr Croly shall pinch his tail and make him roar again, you shall have due notice of the danger.”

speeches noun US /ˈspiːtʃəz/

plural of “speech” — the act of delivering a formal spoken communication to an audience

From this reading “In the meantime he must be tired, very drowsy, after the speeches that have been made at him; so let him sleep on.”

tradesmen noun US /ˈtreɪdzmən/

plural of “tradesman” — a merchant who owns or manages a shop

From this reading “Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

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once more adverb + adjective

anew

In this reading “DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--The Maynooth Grant is granted, and the British Lion has once more gone to sleep.”

In the meantime preposition + article + noun counted as “in … meantime”

during the intervening time

In this reading “In the meantime he must be tired, very drowsy, after the speeches that have been made at him; so let him sleep on.”

due notice adjective + noun

In this reading “When either Sir Culling Smith, Mr M’Neile, or Dr Croly shall pinch his tail and make him roar again, you shall have due notice of the danger.”

of course preposition + noun

as might be expected

In this reading “I think, however, that the Lion is safe to sleep until next May, when, of course, he’ll again be stirred up for the folks at Exeter Hall.”

DEAR GRANDMOTHER adjective + noun

In this reading “DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--The Maynooth Grant is granted, and the British Lion has once more gone to sleep.”

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afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading In the meantime he must be tired, very drowsy, after the speeches that have been made at him; so let him sleep on.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading When either Sir Culling Smith, Mr M’Neile, or Dr Croly shall pinch his tail and make him roar again, you shall have due notice of the danger.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--The Maynooth Grant is granted, and the British Lion has once more gone to sleep.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

astonishmentnounUS /əˈstɑːnɪʃmənt/

the feeling that accompanies something extremely surprising

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading I think, however, that the Lion is safe to sleep until next May, when, of course, he’ll again be stirred up for the folks at Exeter Hall.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading I think, however, that the Lion is safe to sleep until next May, when, of course, he’ll again be stirred up for the folks at Exeter Hall.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading In the meantime he must be tired, very drowsy, after the speeches that have been made at him; so let him sleep on.

behindprepositionUS /bɪˈhaɪnd/

at or toward the back of something

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

BritishnounUS /ˈbrɪtɪʃ/

the people of Great Britain

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--The Maynooth Grant is granted, and the British Lion has once more gone to sleep.

CollegenounUS /ˈkɑːlɪdʒ/

the body of faculty and students of a college

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

companynounUS /ˈkʌmpəniː/

an institution created to conduct business

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

countersnounUS /ˈkaʊntərz/

plural of “counter” — table consisting of a horizontal surface over which business is transacted

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading I think, however, that the Lion is safe to sleep until next May, when, of course, he’ll again be stirred up for the folks at Exeter Hall.

Croly

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From this reading When either Sir Culling Smith, Mr M’Neile, or Dr Croly shall pinch his tail and make him roar again, you shall have due notice of the danger.

CullingverbUS /ˈkʌlɪŋ/

-ing form of “cull” — remove something that has been rejected

From this reading When either Sir Culling Smith, Mr M’Neile, or Dr Croly shall pinch his tail and make him roar again, you shall have due notice of the danger.

dangernounUS /ˈdeɪndʒər/

the condition of being susceptible to harm or injury

From this reading When either Sir Culling Smith, Mr M’Neile, or Dr Croly shall pinch his tail and make him roar again, you shall have due notice of the danger.

DEARadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--The Maynooth Grant is granted, and the British Lion has once more gone to sleep.

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

Dr

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From this reading When either Sir Culling Smith, Mr M’Neile, or Dr Croly shall pinch his tail and make him roar again, you shall have due notice of the danger.

drowsyadjectiveUS /ˈdraʊzi/

half asleep

From this reading In the meantime he must be tired, very drowsy, after the speeches that have been made at him; so let him sleep on.

dueadjectiveUS /duː/

owed and payable immediately or on demand

From this reading When either Sir Culling Smith, Mr M’Neile, or Dr Croly shall pinch his tail and make him roar again, you shall have due notice of the danger.

DukenounUS /duːk/

a British peer of the highest rank

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

earthquakenounUS /ˈɜːrθkweɪk/

shaking and vibration at the surface of the earth resulting from underground movement along a fault plane or from volcanic activity

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

eitherdeterminerUS /ˈiːðər/

one or the other of two

From this reading When either Sir Culling Smith, Mr M’Neile, or Dr Croly shall pinch his tail and make him roar again, you shall have due notice of the danger.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

Exeter

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From this reading I think, however, that the Lion is safe to sleep until next May, when, of course, he’ll again be stirred up for the folks at Exeter Hall.

folksnounUS /foʊks/

your parents

From this reading I think, however, that the Lion is safe to sleep until next May, when, of course, he’ll again be stirred up for the folks at Exeter Hall.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading I think, however, that the Lion is safe to sleep until next May, when, of course, he’ll again be stirred up for the folks at Exeter Hall.

goneadjectiveUS /ɡɔːn/

destroyed or killed

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--The Maynooth Grant is granted, and the British Lion has once more gone to sleep.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

GRANDMOTHERnounUS /ˈɡrændmʌðər/

the mother of your father or mother

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--The Maynooth Grant is granted, and the British Lion has once more gone to sleep.

GrantverbUS /ɡrænt/

let have

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--The Maynooth Grant is granted, and the British Lion has once more gone to sleep.

grantedadjectiveUS /ˈɡræntəd/

acknowledged as a supposition

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--The Maynooth Grant is granted, and the British Lion has once more gone to sleep.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

HallnounUS /hɔːl/

an interior passage or corridor onto which rooms open

From this reading I think, however, that the Lion is safe to sleep until next May, when, of course, he’ll again be stirred up for the folks at Exeter Hall.

happenedverbUS /ˈhæpənd/

past form of “happen” — come to pass

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

hardadjectiveUS /hɑːrd/

not easy; requiring great physical or mental effort to accomplish or comprehend or endure

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--The Maynooth Grant is granted, and the British Lion has once more gone to sleep.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading When either Sir Culling Smith, Mr M’Neile, or Dr Croly shall pinch his tail and make him roar again, you shall have due notice of the danger.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading In the meantime he must be tired, very drowsy, after the speeches that have been made at him; so let him sleep on.

he'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I think, however, that the Lion is safe to sleep until next May, when, of course, he’ll again be stirred up for the folks at Exeter Hall.

heartsnounUS /hɑːrts/

a form of whist in which players avoid winning tricks containing hearts or the queen of spades

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading When either Sir Culling Smith, Mr M’Neile, or Dr Croly shall pinch his tail and make him roar again, you shall have due notice of the danger.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading When either Sir Culling Smith, Mr M’Neile, or Dr Croly shall pinch his tail and make him roar again, you shall have due notice of the danger.

howeveradverbUS /ˌhaʊˈevər/

used to add a contrasting statement

From this reading I think, however, that the Lion is safe to sleep until next May, when, of course, he’ll again be stirred up for the folks at Exeter Hall.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I think, however, that the Lion is safe to sleep until next May, when, of course, he’ll again be stirred up for the folks at Exeter Hall.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading In the meantime he must be tired, very drowsy, after the speeches that have been made at him; so let him sleep on.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--The Maynooth Grant is granted, and the British Lion has once more gone to sleep.

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading In the meantime he must be tired, very drowsy, after the speeches that have been made at him; so let him sleep on.

LionnounUS /ˈlaɪən/

large gregarious predatory feline of Africa and India having a tawny coat with a shaggy mane in the male

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--The Maynooth Grant is granted, and the British Lion has once more gone to sleep.

LondonnounUS /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

lovenounUS /lʌv/

a strong positive emotion of regard and affection

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

M'Neile

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From this reading When either Sir Culling Smith, Mr M’Neile, or Dr Croly shall pinch his tail and make him roar again, you shall have due notice of the danger.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading In the meantime he must be tired, very drowsy, after the speeches that have been made at him; so let him sleep on.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading When either Sir Culling Smith, Mr M’Neile, or Dr Croly shall pinch his tail and make him roar again, you shall have due notice of the danger.

Maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading I think, however, that the Lion is safe to sleep until next May, when, of course, he’ll again be stirred up for the folks at Exeter Hall.

Maynooth

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From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--The Maynooth Grant is granted, and the British Lion has once more gone to sleep.

meantimenounUS /ˈmiːntaɪm/

the time between one event, process, or period and another

From this reading In the meantime he must be tired, very drowsy, after the speeches that have been made at him; so let him sleep on.

men'snounUS /menz/

a public toilet for men

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--The Maynooth Grant is granted, and the British Lion has once more gone to sleep.

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading When either Sir Culling Smith, Mr M’Neile, or Dr Croly shall pinch his tail and make him roar again, you shall have due notice of the danger.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading In the meantime he must be tired, very drowsy, after the speeches that have been made at him; so let him sleep on.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

neverthelessadverbUS /ˌnevərðəˈles/

in spite of what has just been said

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

NewcastlenounUS /ˈnuːkæsəl/

a port city in northeastern England on the River Tyne; a center for coal exports (giving rise to the expression “carry coals to Newcastle” meaning to do something unnecessary)

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading I think, however, that the Lion is safe to sleep until next May, when, of course, he’ll again be stirred up for the folks at Exeter Hall.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

noticenounUS /ˈnoʊtəs/

an announcement containing information about an event

From this reading When either Sir Culling Smith, Mr M’Neile, or Dr Croly shall pinch his tail and make him roar again, you shall have due notice of the danger.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading When either Sir Culling Smith, Mr M’Neile, or Dr Croly shall pinch his tail and make him roar again, you shall have due notice of the danger.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading In the meantime he must be tired, very drowsy, after the speeches that have been made at him; so let him sleep on.

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--The Maynooth Grant is granted, and the British Lion has once more gone to sleep.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading When either Sir Culling Smith, Mr M’Neile, or Dr Croly shall pinch his tail and make him roar again, you shall have due notice of the danger.

pinchverbUS /pɪntʃ/

squeeze tightly between the fingers

From this reading When either Sir Culling Smith, Mr M’Neile, or Dr Croly shall pinch his tail and make him roar again, you shall have due notice of the danger.

risesnounUS /ˈraɪzəz/

plural of “rise” — a growth in strength or number or importance

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

roarverbUS /rɔːr/

make a loud noise, as of wind, water, or vehicles

From this reading When either Sir Culling Smith, Mr M’Neile, or Dr Croly shall pinch his tail and make him roar again, you shall have due notice of the danger.

safeadjectiveUS /seɪf/

free from danger or the risk of harm

From this reading I think, however, that the Lion is safe to sleep until next May, when, of course, he’ll again be stirred up for the folks at Exeter Hall.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading When either Sir Culling Smith, Mr M’Neile, or Dr Croly shall pinch his tail and make him roar again, you shall have due notice of the danger.

shillingsnounUS /ˈʃɪlɪŋz/

plural of “shilling” — the basic unit of money in Uganda; equal to 100 cents

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

SirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading When either Sir Culling Smith, Mr M’Neile, or Dr Croly shall pinch his tail and make him roar again, you shall have due notice of the danger.

sleepnounUS /sliːp/

a natural and periodic state of rest during which consciousness of the world is suspended

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--The Maynooth Grant is granted, and the British Lion has once more gone to sleep.

smileverbUS /smaɪl/

change one's facial expression by spreading the lips, often to signal pleasure

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

SmithnounUS /smɪθ/

Rhodesian statesman who declared independence of Zimbabwe from Great Britain (born in 1919)

From this reading When either Sir Culling Smith, Mr M’Neile, or Dr Croly shall pinch his tail and make him roar again, you shall have due notice of the danger.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading In the meantime he must be tired, very drowsy, after the speeches that have been made at him; so let him sleep on.

speechesnounUS /ˈspiːtʃəz/

plural of “speech” — the act of delivering a formal spoken communication to an audience

From this reading In the meantime he must be tired, very drowsy, after the speeches that have been made at him; so let him sleep on.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

stirredadjectiveUS /stɜːrd/

being excited or provoked to the expression of an emotion

From this reading I think, however, that the Lion is safe to sleep until next May, when, of course, he’ll again be stirred up for the folks at Exeter Hall.

sunnounUS /sʌn/

the star that is the source of light and heat for the planets in the solar system

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

tailnounUS /teɪl/

the posterior part of the body of a vertebrate especially when elongated and extending beyond the trunk or main part of the body

From this reading When either Sir Culling Smith, Mr M’Neile, or Dr Croly shall pinch his tail and make him roar again, you shall have due notice of the danger.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I think, however, that the Lion is safe to sleep until next May, when, of course, he’ll again be stirred up for the folks at Exeter Hall.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--The Maynooth Grant is granted, and the British Lion has once more gone to sleep.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading I think, however, that the Lion is safe to sleep until next May, when, of course, he’ll again be stirred up for the folks at Exeter Hall.

thinkingnounUS /ˈθɪŋkɪŋ/

the process of using your mind to consider something carefully

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

threatenedadjectiveUS /ˈθretənd/

(of flora or fauna) likely in the near future to become endangered

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

tills

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From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

tiredadjectiveUS /ˈtaɪərd/

depleted of strength or energy

From this reading In the meantime he must be tired, very drowsy, after the speeches that have been made at him; so let him sleep on.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--The Maynooth Grant is granted, and the British Lion has once more gone to sleep.

tradesmennounUS /ˈtreɪdzmən/

plural of “tradesman” — a merchant who owns or manages a shop

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

untilprepositionUS /ənˈtɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading I think, however, that the Lion is safe to sleep until next May, when, of course, he’ll again be stirred up for the folks at Exeter Hall.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading I think, however, that the Lion is safe to sleep until next May, when, of course, he’ll again be stirred up for the folks at Exeter Hall.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading In the meantime he must be tired, very drowsy, after the speeches that have been made at him; so let him sleep on.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading When either Sir Culling Smith, Mr M’Neile, or Dr Croly shall pinch his tail and make him roar again, you shall have due notice of the danger.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading Yes, Maynooth College has got the new grant; nevertheless, to the astonishment of the Duke of Newcastle and company, the sun rises every morning as if nothing had happened; and, so hard does the love of shillings make men’s hearts, London tradesmen still smile behind their counters, never thinking that their tills are threatened with an earthquake.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading When either Sir Culling Smith, Mr M’Neile, or Dr Croly shall pinch his tail and make him roar again, you shall have due notice of the danger.

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