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The barber's chair

Chapter XXXV · _To Richard Monckton Milnes, Esq., M.P._

Chapter XXXV of The barber's chair, “_To Richard Monckton Milnes, Esq., M.P._,” is here in full — 36 sentences across 8 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.
I see by the newspapers that you want to make a law to hang inside of the gaol, in a snug and quiet way; and not to have the show in the open street.
Pardon a cabman’s boldness, but really, Mr Milnes, you can’t have thought of the shocking consequence of your measure, if so be it had been carried out.
What! make a law for private hanging!
With one bit of parchment destroy what I’ll be bold enough to call one of the chief amusements of the people!
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The barber's chair

Chapter XXXV · _To Richard Monckton Milnes, Esq., M.P._

Chapter XXXV of The barber's chair, “_To Richard Monckton Milnes, Esq., M.P._,” is here in full — 36 sentences across 8 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.
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I see by the newspapers that you want to make a law to hang inside of the gaol, in a snug and quiet way; and not to have the show in the open street.
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Pardon a cabman’s boldness, but really, Mr Milnes, you can’t have thought of the shocking consequence of your measure, if so be it had been carried out.
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What! make a law for private hanging!
/wʌt meɪk ə lɔː fɔːr ˈpraɪvət ˈhæŋɪŋ/
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With one bit of parchment destroy what I’ll be bold enough to call one of the chief amusements of the people!

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

affable adjective US /ˈæfəbəl/

diffusing warmth and friendliness

From this reading “SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.”

amusements noun US /əˈmjuːzmənts/

plural of “amusement” — a feeling of delight at being entertained

From this reading “With one bit of parchment destroy what I’ll be bold enough to call one of the chief amusements of the people!”

boldness noun US /ˈboʊldnəs/

the trait of being willing to undertake things that involve risk or danger

From this reading “Pardon a cabman’s boldness, but really, Mr Milnes, you can’t have thought of the shocking consequence of your measure, if so be it had been carried out.”

fare noun US /fer/

an agenda of things to do

From this reading “SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.”

Milnes noun US /mɪlnz/

plural of “milne” — English writer of stories for children (1882-1956)

From this reading “Pardon a cabman’s boldness, but really, Mr Milnes, you can’t have thought of the shocking consequence of your measure, if so be it had been carried out.”

parchment noun US /ˈpɑːrtʃ.mənt/

A stiff, flat, thin material made from the prepared skin of an animal, used for writing.

From this reading “With one bit of parchment destroy what I’ll be bold enough to call one of the chief amusements of the people!”

shocking adjective US /ˈʃɑːkɪŋ/

glaringly vivid and graphic; marked by sensationalism

From this reading “Pardon a cabman’s boldness, but really, Mr Milnes, you can’t have thought of the shocking consequence of your measure, if so be it had been carried out.”

snug adjective US /snʌɡ/

offering safety; well protected or concealed

From this reading “I see by the newspapers that you want to make a law to hang inside of the gaol, in a snug and quiet way; and not to have the show in the open street.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

bold enough adjective + noun

In this reading “With one bit of parchment destroy what I’ll be bold enough to call one of the chief amusements of the people!”

carried out verb + adjective counted as “carry out”

put in effect

In this reading “Pardon a cabman’s boldness, but really, Mr Milnes, you can’t have thought of the shocking consequence of your measure, if so be it had been carried out.”

few lines adjective + noun counted as “few line”

In this reading “SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.”

quiet way adjective + noun

In this reading “I see by the newspapers that you want to make a law to hang inside of the gaol, in a snug and quiet way; and not to have the show in the open street.”

in writing preposition + noun

written or drawn or engraved

In this reading “SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I see by the newspapers that you want to make a law to hang inside of the gaol, in a snug and quiet way; and not to have the show in the open street.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

affableadjectiveUS /ˈæfəbəl/

diffusing warmth and friendliness

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

amusementsnounUS /əˈmjuːzmənts/

plural of “amusement” — a feeling of delight at being entertained

From this reading With one bit of parchment destroy what I’ll be bold enough to call one of the chief amusements of the people!

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Pardon a cabman’s boldness, but really, Mr Milnes, you can’t have thought of the shocking consequence of your measure, if so be it had been carried out.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Pardon a cabman’s boldness, but really, Mr Milnes, you can’t have thought of the shocking consequence of your measure, if so be it had been carried out.

bitnounUS /bɪt/

a small piece or quantity of something

From this reading With one bit of parchment destroy what I’ll be bold enough to call one of the chief amusements of the people!

boldadjectiveUS /boʊld/

fearless and daring

From this reading With one bit of parchment destroy what I’ll be bold enough to call one of the chief amusements of the people!

boldnessnounUS /ˈboʊldnəs/

the trait of being willing to undertake things that involve risk or danger

From this reading Pardon a cabman’s boldness, but really, Mr Milnes, you can’t have thought of the shocking consequence of your measure, if so be it had been carried out.

bonesnounUS /boʊnz/

(used in the plural) a percussion instrument consisting of a pair of hollow pieces of wood or bone (usually held between the thumb and fingers) that are made to click together (as by Spanish dancers) in rhythm with the dance

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Pardon a cabman’s boldness, but really, Mr Milnes, you can’t have thought of the shocking consequence of your measure, if so be it had been carried out.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading I see by the newspapers that you want to make a law to hang inside of the gaol, in a snug and quiet way; and not to have the show in the open street.

cabman's

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From this reading Pardon a cabman’s boldness, but really, Mr Milnes, you can’t have thought of the shocking consequence of your measure, if so be it had been carried out.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading With one bit of parchment destroy what I’ll be bold enough to call one of the chief amusements of the people!

can't

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From this reading Pardon a cabman’s boldness, but really, Mr Milnes, you can’t have thought of the shocking consequence of your measure, if so be it had been carried out.

carriedverbUS /ˈkærid/

inflected form of “carry” — move while supporting, either in a vehicle or in one's hands or on one's body

From this reading Pardon a cabman’s boldness, but really, Mr Milnes, you can’t have thought of the shocking consequence of your measure, if so be it had been carried out.

chiefnounUS /tʃiːf/

a person who is in charge

From this reading With one bit of parchment destroy what I’ll be bold enough to call one of the chief amusements of the people!

consequencenounUS /ˈkɑːnsəkwəns/

a phenomenon that follows and is caused by some previous phenomenon

From this reading Pardon a cabman’s boldness, but really, Mr Milnes, you can’t have thought of the shocking consequence of your measure, if so be it had been carried out.

destroyverbUS /dɪˈstrɔɪ/

do away with, cause the destruction or undoing of

From this reading With one bit of parchment destroy what I’ll be bold enough to call one of the chief amusements of the people!

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

driveverbUS /draɪv/

operate or control a vehicle

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading With one bit of parchment destroy what I’ll be bold enough to call one of the chief amusements of the people!

farenounUS /fer/

an agenda of things to do

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

foundverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

gaolnoun

a correctional institution used to detain persons who are in the lawful custody of the government (either accused persons awaiting trial or convicted persons serving a sentence)

From this reading I see by the newspapers that you want to make a law to hang inside of the gaol, in a snug and quiet way; and not to have the show in the open street.

gaveverbUS /ɡeɪv/

inflected form of “give” — cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

gentlemannounUS /ˈdʒentəlmən/

a man of refinement

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

hangverbUS /hæŋ/

be suspended or hanging

From this reading I see by the newspapers that you want to make a law to hang inside of the gaol, in a snug and quiet way; and not to have the show in the open street.

hangingnounUS /ˈhæŋɪŋ/

decoration that is hung (as a tapestry) on a wall or over a window

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I see by the newspapers that you want to make a law to hang inside of the gaol, in a snug and quiet way; and not to have the show in the open street.

honournounUS /ˈɑːnər/

the state of being honored

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

I'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading With one bit of parchment destroy what I’ll be bold enough to call one of the chief amusements of the people!

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Pardon a cabman’s boldness, but really, Mr Milnes, you can’t have thought of the shocking consequence of your measure, if so be it had been carried out.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

insideadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈsaɪd/

relating to or being on the side closer to the center or within a defined space

From this reading I see by the newspapers that you want to make a law to hang inside of the gaol, in a snug and quiet way; and not to have the show in the open street.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Pardon a cabman’s boldness, but really, Mr Milnes, you can’t have thought of the shocking consequence of your measure, if so be it had been carried out.

lawnounUS /lɔː/

the collection of rules imposed by authority

From this reading I see by the newspapers that you want to make a law to hang inside of the gaol, in a snug and quiet way; and not to have the show in the open street.

linesnounUS /laɪnz/

plural of “line” — a formation of people or things one beside another

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

measurenounUS /ˈmeʒər/

any maneuver made as part of progress toward a goal

From this reading Pardon a cabman’s boldness, but really, Mr Milnes, you can’t have thought of the shocking consequence of your measure, if so be it had been carried out.

MilnesnounUS /mɪlnz/

plural of “milne” — English writer of stories for children (1882-1956)

From this reading Pardon a cabman’s boldness, but really, Mr Milnes, you can’t have thought of the shocking consequence of your measure, if so be it had been carried out.

motionnounUS /ˈmoʊʃən/

the use of movements (especially of the hands) to communicate familiar or prearranged signals

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading Pardon a cabman’s boldness, but really, Mr Milnes, you can’t have thought of the shocking consequence of your measure, if so be it had been carried out.

newspapersnounUS /ˈnuːzpeɪpərz/

plural of “newspaper” — a daily or weekly publication on folded sheets; contains news and articles and advertisements

From this reading I see by the newspapers that you want to make a law to hang inside of the gaol, in a snug and quiet way; and not to have the show in the open street.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading I see by the newspapers that you want to make a law to hang inside of the gaol, in a snug and quiet way; and not to have the show in the open street.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I see by the newspapers that you want to make a law to hang inside of the gaol, in a snug and quiet way; and not to have the show in the open street.

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading With one bit of parchment destroy what I’ll be bold enough to call one of the chief amusements of the people!

openverbUS /ˈoʊ.pən/

To move from a closed position.

From this reading I see by the newspapers that you want to make a law to hang inside of the gaol, in a snug and quiet way; and not to have the show in the open street.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading Pardon a cabman’s boldness, but really, Mr Milnes, you can’t have thought of the shocking consequence of your measure, if so be it had been carried out.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

parchmentnounUS /ˈpɑːrtʃ.mənt/

A stiff, flat, thin material made from the prepared skin of an animal, used for writing.

From this reading With one bit of parchment destroy what I’ll be bold enough to call one of the chief amusements of the people!

PardonverbUS /ˈpɑːrdən/

accept an excuse for

From this reading Pardon a cabman’s boldness, but really, Mr Milnes, you can’t have thought of the shocking consequence of your measure, if so be it had been carried out.

ParliamentnounUS /ˈpɑːrləmənt/

a legislative assembly in certain countries

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading With one bit of parchment destroy what I’ll be bold enough to call one of the chief amusements of the people!

pridenounUS /praɪd/

a feeling of self-respect and personal worth

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

privateadjectiveUS /ˈpraɪvət/

confined to particular persons or groups or providing privacy

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

quietadjectiveUS /ˈkwaɪət/

characterized by an absence or near absence of agitation or activity

From this reading I see by the newspapers that you want to make a law to hang inside of the gaol, in a snug and quiet way; and not to have the show in the open street.

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading Pardon a cabman’s boldness, but really, Mr Milnes, you can’t have thought of the shocking consequence of your measure, if so be it had been carried out.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading I see by the newspapers that you want to make a law to hang inside of the gaol, in a snug and quiet way; and not to have the show in the open street.

shockingadjectiveUS /ˈʃɑːkɪŋ/

glaringly vivid and graphic; marked by sensationalism

From this reading Pardon a cabman’s boldness, but really, Mr Milnes, you can’t have thought of the shocking consequence of your measure, if so be it had been carried out.

showverbUS /ʃoʊ/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading I see by the newspapers that you want to make a law to hang inside of the gaol, in a snug and quiet way; and not to have the show in the open street.

SIRnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

sixpencenoun

a small coin of the United Kingdom worth six pennies; not minted since 1970

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

snugadjectiveUS /snʌɡ/

offering safety; well protected or concealed

From this reading I see by the newspapers that you want to make a law to hang inside of the gaol, in a snug and quiet way; and not to have the show in the open street.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading Pardon a cabman’s boldness, but really, Mr Milnes, you can’t have thought of the shocking consequence of your measure, if so be it had been carried out.

streetnounUS /striːt/

a thoroughfare (usually including sidewalks) that is lined with buildings

From this reading I see by the newspapers that you want to make a law to hang inside of the gaol, in a snug and quiet way; and not to have the show in the open street.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I see by the newspapers that you want to make a law to hang inside of the gaol, in a snug and quiet way; and not to have the show in the open street.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading Pardon a cabman’s boldness, but really, Mr Milnes, you can’t have thought of the shocking consequence of your measure, if so be it had been carried out.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading I see by the newspapers that you want to make a law to hang inside of the gaol, in a snug and quiet way; and not to have the show in the open street.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading I see by the newspapers that you want to make a law to hang inside of the gaol, in a snug and quiet way; and not to have the show in the open street.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading What! make a law for private hanging!

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

writingnounUS /ˈraɪtɪŋ/

the act of creating written works

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading SIR,--As I once had the honour to drive you down to Parliament, and as I found you such an affable gentleman, with no pride at all in you (I say nothing about the sixpence you gave me over your fare), I make no bones at all in writing these few lines to you, about your motion for private hanging.

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