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The barber's chair

Chapter XXXVII · _To Mrs Hedgehog, New York._

Chapter XXXVII of The barber's chair, “_To Mrs Hedgehog, New York._,” is here in full — 69 sentences across 14 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--September’s so near we can almost put our hand upon it, and yet I’m in London.
It’s a dreadful confession of poverty, but I can’t help it.
If I’m not ashamed to be seen on my stand, I’m not a licensed cabman.
The only comfort there is, everybody that stays in town must be as poor as myself, and that, according to some folk’s notions, is a blessing to think of.
A purse that was dropped on the pavement of Regent Street lay there a week, and was at last picked up by a policeman.
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The barber's chair

Chapter XXXVII · _To Mrs Hedgehog, New York._

Chapter XXXVII of The barber's chair, “_To Mrs Hedgehog, New York._,” is here in full — 69 sentences across 14 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/13 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--September’s so near we can almost put our hand upon it, and yet I’m in London.
Line 2
It’s a dreadful confession of poverty, but I can’t help it.
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If I’m not ashamed to be seen on my stand, I’m not a licensed cabman.
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The only comfort there is, everybody that stays in town must be as poor as myself, and that, according to some folk’s notions, is a blessing to think of.
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A purse that was dropped on the pavement of Regent Street lay there a week, and was at last picked up by a policeman.
/ə pɜːrs ðæt wɑːz drɑːpt ɑːn ðə ˈpeɪvmənt ʌv ˈriːdʒənt striːt leɪ ðer ə wiːk ənd wɑːz æt læst pɪkt ʌp baɪ ə pəˈliːsmən/

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licensed adjective US /ˈlaɪsənst/

given official approval to act

From this reading “If I’m not ashamed to be seen on my stand, I’m not a licensed cabman.”

notions noun US /ˈnoʊʃənz/

plural of “notion” — a vague idea in which some confidence is placed

From this reading “The only comfort there is, everybody that stays in town must be as poor as myself, and that, according to some folk’s notions, is a blessing to think of.”

pavement noun US /ˈpeɪvmənt/

the paved surface of a thoroughfare

From this reading “A purse that was dropped on the pavement of Regent Street lay there a week, and was at last picked up by a policeman.”

policeman noun US /pəˈliːsmən/

a member of a police force

From this reading “A purse that was dropped on the pavement of Regent Street lay there a week, and was at last picked up by a policeman.”

purse noun US /pɜːrs/

a container used for carrying money and small personal items or accessories (especially by women)

From this reading “A purse that was dropped on the pavement of Regent Street lay there a week, and was at last picked up by a policeman.”

Regent noun US /ˈriːdʒənt/

members of a governing board

From this reading “A purse that was dropped on the pavement of Regent Street lay there a week, and was at last picked up by a policeman.”

September's noun US /sepˈtembərz/

possessive form of “september” — the month following August and preceding October

stays noun US /steɪz/

a woman's close-fitting foundation garment

From this reading “The only comfort there is, everybody that stays in town must be as poor as myself, and that, according to some folk’s notions, is a blessing to think of.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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picked up verb + adjective counted as “pick up”

take and lift upward

In this reading “A purse that was dropped on the pavement of Regent Street lay there a week, and was at last picked up by a policeman.”

on the pavement preposition + article + noun counted as “on … pavement”

In this reading “A purse that was dropped on the pavement of Regent Street lay there a week, and was at last picked up by a policeman.”

DEAR GRANDMOTHER adjective + noun

In this reading “DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--September’s so near we can almost put our hand upon it, and yet I’m in London.”

lay there verb + particle

In this reading “A purse that was dropped on the pavement of Regent Street lay there a week, and was at last picked up by a policeman.”

think of verb + particle

keep in mind for attention or consideration

In this reading “The only comfort there is, everybody that stays in town must be as poor as myself, and that, according to some folk’s notions, is a blessing to think of.”

All words in this reading · 72

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading It’s a dreadful confession of poverty, but I can’t help it.

accordingadjectiveUS /əˈkɔːrdɪŋ/

(followed by “to”) in agreement with or accordant with

From this reading The only comfort there is, everybody that stays in town must be as poor as myself, and that, according to some folk’s notions, is a blessing to think of.

almostadverbUS /ˈɔːlmoʊst/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--September’s so near we can almost put our hand upon it, and yet I’m in London.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--September’s so near we can almost put our hand upon it, and yet I’m in London.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading The only comfort there is, everybody that stays in town must be as poor as myself, and that, according to some folk’s notions, is a blessing to think of.

ashamedadjectiveUS /əˈʃeɪmd/

feeling shame or guilt or embarrassment or remorse

From this reading If I’m not ashamed to be seen on my stand, I’m not a licensed cabman.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading A purse that was dropped on the pavement of Regent Street lay there a week, and was at last picked up by a policeman.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading If I’m not ashamed to be seen on my stand, I’m not a licensed cabman.

blessingnounUS /ˈblesɪŋ/

the formal act of approving

From this reading The only comfort there is, everybody that stays in town must be as poor as myself, and that, according to some folk’s notions, is a blessing to think of.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading It’s a dreadful confession of poverty, but I can’t help it.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading A purse that was dropped on the pavement of Regent Street lay there a week, and was at last picked up by a policeman.

cabmannoun

someone who drives a taxi for a living

From this reading If I’m not ashamed to be seen on my stand, I’m not a licensed cabman.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--September’s so near we can almost put our hand upon it, and yet I’m in London.

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It’s a dreadful confession of poverty, but I can’t help it.

comfortnounUS /ˈkʌmfərt/

a state of being relaxed and feeling no pain

From this reading The only comfort there is, everybody that stays in town must be as poor as myself, and that, according to some folk’s notions, is a blessing to think of.

confessionnounUS /kənˈfeʃən/

an admission of misdeeds or faults

From this reading It’s a dreadful confession of poverty, but I can’t help it.

DEARadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--September’s so near we can almost put our hand upon it, and yet I’m in London.

dreadfuladjectiveUS /ˈdredfəl/

causing fear or dread or terror

From this reading It’s a dreadful confession of poverty, but I can’t help it.

droppedverbUS /drɑːpt/

inflected form of “drop” — let fall to the ground

From this reading A purse that was dropped on the pavement of Regent Street lay there a week, and was at last picked up by a policeman.

everybodypronounUS /ˈevribɑːdi/

every person

From this reading The only comfort there is, everybody that stays in town must be as poor as myself, and that, according to some folk’s notions, is a blessing to think of.

folk's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The only comfort there is, everybody that stays in town must be as poor as myself, and that, according to some folk’s notions, is a blessing to think of.

GRANDMOTHERnounUS /ˈɡrændmʌðər/

the mother of your father or mother

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--September’s so near we can almost put our hand upon it, and yet I’m in London.

handnounUS /hænd/

the (prehensile) extremity of the superior limb

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--September’s so near we can almost put our hand upon it, and yet I’m in London.

helpverbUS /help/

give help or assistance; be of service

From this reading It’s a dreadful confession of poverty, but I can’t help it.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading It’s a dreadful confession of poverty, but I can’t help it.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--September’s so near we can almost put our hand upon it, and yet I’m in London.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If I’m not ashamed to be seen on my stand, I’m not a licensed cabman.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--September’s so near we can almost put our hand upon it, and yet I’m in London.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The only comfort there is, everybody that stays in town must be as poor as myself, and that, according to some folk’s notions, is a blessing to think of.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--September’s so near we can almost put our hand upon it, and yet I’m in London.

It's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It’s a dreadful confession of poverty, but I can’t help it.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading A purse that was dropped on the pavement of Regent Street lay there a week, and was at last picked up by a policeman.

layverbUS /leɪ/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading A purse that was dropped on the pavement of Regent Street lay there a week, and was at last picked up by a policeman.

licensedadjectiveUS /ˈlaɪsənst/

given official approval to act

From this reading If I’m not ashamed to be seen on my stand, I’m not a licensed cabman.

LondonnounUS /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--September’s so near we can almost put our hand upon it, and yet I’m in London.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading The only comfort there is, everybody that stays in town must be as poor as myself, and that, according to some folk’s notions, is a blessing to think of.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading If I’m not ashamed to be seen on my stand, I’m not a licensed cabman.

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading The only comfort there is, everybody that stays in town must be as poor as myself, and that, according to some folk’s notions, is a blessing to think of.

nearadverbUS /nɪr/

near in time or place or relationship

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--September’s so near we can almost put our hand upon it, and yet I’m in London.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading If I’m not ashamed to be seen on my stand, I’m not a licensed cabman.

notionsnounUS /ˈnoʊʃənz/

plural of “notion” — a vague idea in which some confidence is placed

From this reading The only comfort there is, everybody that stays in town must be as poor as myself, and that, according to some folk’s notions, is a blessing to think of.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading It’s a dreadful confession of poverty, but I can’t help it.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading If I’m not ashamed to be seen on my stand, I’m not a licensed cabman.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading The only comfort there is, everybody that stays in town must be as poor as myself, and that, according to some folk’s notions, is a blessing to think of.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--September’s so near we can almost put our hand upon it, and yet I’m in London.

pavementnounUS /ˈpeɪvmənt/

the paved surface of a thoroughfare

From this reading A purse that was dropped on the pavement of Regent Street lay there a week, and was at last picked up by a policeman.

pickedverbUS /pɪkt/

past form of “pick” — select carefully from a group

From this reading A purse that was dropped on the pavement of Regent Street lay there a week, and was at last picked up by a policeman.

policemannounUS /pəˈliːsmən/

a member of a police force

From this reading A purse that was dropped on the pavement of Regent Street lay there a week, and was at last picked up by a policeman.

pooradjectiveUS /puːr/

deserving or inciting pity

From this reading The only comfort there is, everybody that stays in town must be as poor as myself, and that, according to some folk’s notions, is a blessing to think of.

povertynounUS /ˈpɑːvərti/

the state of having little or no money and few or no material possessions

From this reading It’s a dreadful confession of poverty, but I can’t help it.

pursenounUS /pɜːrs/

a container used for carrying money and small personal items or accessories (especially by women)

From this reading A purse that was dropped on the pavement of Regent Street lay there a week, and was at last picked up by a policeman.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--September’s so near we can almost put our hand upon it, and yet I’m in London.

RegentnounUS /ˈriːdʒənt/

members of a governing board

From this reading A purse that was dropped on the pavement of Regent Street lay there a week, and was at last picked up by a policeman.

seenverbUS /siːn/

inflected form of “see” — perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading If I’m not ashamed to be seen on my stand, I’m not a licensed cabman.

September'snounUS /sepˈtembərz/

possessive form of “september” — the month following August and preceding October

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--September’s so near we can almost put our hand upon it, and yet I’m in London.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--September’s so near we can almost put our hand upon it, and yet I’m in London.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading The only comfort there is, everybody that stays in town must be as poor as myself, and that, according to some folk’s notions, is a blessing to think of.

standverbUS /stænd/

be standing; be upright

From this reading If I’m not ashamed to be seen on my stand, I’m not a licensed cabman.

staysnounUS /steɪz/

a woman's close-fitting foundation garment

From this reading The only comfort there is, everybody that stays in town must be as poor as myself, and that, according to some folk’s notions, is a blessing to think of.

StreetnounUS /striːt/

a thoroughfare (usually including sidewalks) that is lined with buildings

From this reading A purse that was dropped on the pavement of Regent Street lay there a week, and was at last picked up by a policeman.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The only comfort there is, everybody that stays in town must be as poor as myself, and that, according to some folk’s notions, is a blessing to think of.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The only comfort there is, everybody that stays in town must be as poor as myself, and that, according to some folk’s notions, is a blessing to think of.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading The only comfort there is, everybody that stays in town must be as poor as myself, and that, according to some folk’s notions, is a blessing to think of.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading The only comfort there is, everybody that stays in town must be as poor as myself, and that, according to some folk’s notions, is a blessing to think of.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading If I’m not ashamed to be seen on my stand, I’m not a licensed cabman.

townnounUS /taʊn/

an urban area with a fixed boundary that is smaller than a city

From this reading The only comfort there is, everybody that stays in town must be as poor as myself, and that, according to some folk’s notions, is a blessing to think of.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading A purse that was dropped on the pavement of Regent Street lay there a week, and was at last picked up by a policeman.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--September’s so near we can almost put our hand upon it, and yet I’m in London.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading A purse that was dropped on the pavement of Regent Street lay there a week, and was at last picked up by a policeman.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--September’s so near we can almost put our hand upon it, and yet I’m in London.

weeknounUS /wiːk/

any period of seven consecutive days

From this reading A purse that was dropped on the pavement of Regent Street lay there a week, and was at last picked up by a policeman.

yetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--September’s so near we can almost put our hand upon it, and yet I’m in London.

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