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Chapter XXXVIII · _To Sir J. B. Tyrell, Bart., M.P. for North Essex._

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SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.
You have been dining with the Conservative Maldon True Blue Club.
True Blue, I suppose, means heaven’s blue--that is, blue as true as heaven.
All the speeches were printed in the _Essex Standard_, and afterwards, where I saw em, in the _Morning Post_.
Your speech, Sir James, or Sir John (for, upon my life, I forget which it is, so I’ll call you Sir James upon chance)--your speech drenched me, as a Christian cabman, quite over.
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The barber's chair

Chapter XXXVIII · _To Sir J. B. Tyrell, Bart., M.P. for North Essex._

Chapter XXXVIII of The barber's chair, “_To Sir J. B. Tyrell, Bart., M.P. for North Essex._,” is here in full — 44 sentences across 9 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.
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You have been dining with the Conservative Maldon True Blue Club.
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True Blue, I suppose, means heaven’s blue--that is, blue as true as heaven.
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All the speeches were printed in the _Essex Standard_, and afterwards, where I sawem, in the _Morning Post_.
/ɔːl ðə ˈspiːtʃəz wɜːr ˈprɪntɪd ɪn ðə ˈesɪks ˈstændərd ənd ˈæftərwərdz wer aɪ sɔː em ɪn ðə ˈmɔːrnɪŋ poʊst/
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Your speech, Sir James, or Sir John (for, upon my life, I forget which it is, so I’ll call you Sir James upon chance)--your speech drenched me, as a Christian cabman, quite over.

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binds noun US /baɪndz/

plural of “bind” — something that hinders as if with bonds

From this reading “SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.”

Conservative adjective US /kənˈsɜːrvətɪv/

resistant to change, particularly in relation to politics or religion

From this reading “You have been dining with the Conservative Maldon True Blue Club.”

dining noun US /ˈdaɪnɪŋ/

the act of eating dinner

From this reading “You have been dining with the Conservative Maldon True Blue Club.”

drenched adjective US /drentʃt/

abundantly covered or supplied with; often used in combination

From this reading “Your speech, Sir James, or Sir John (for, upon my life, I forget which it is, so I’ll call you Sir James upon chance)--your speech drenched me, as a Christian cabman, quite over.”

Essex noun US /ˈesɪks/

a county in southeastern England on the North Sea and the Thames estuary

heaven's noun US /ˈhevənz/

possessive form of “heaven” — any place of complete bliss and delight and peace

speeches noun US /ˈspiːtʃəz/

plural of “speech” — the act of delivering a formal spoken communication to an audience

From this reading “All the speeches were printed in the _Essex Standard_, and afterwards, where I saw ’em, in the _Morning Post_.”

Standard adjective US /ˈstændərd/

conforming to or constituting a standard of measurement or value; or of the usual or regularized or accepted kind

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few lines adjective + noun counted as “few line”

In this reading “SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

acquaintancenounUS /əˈkweɪntəns/

personal knowledge or information about someone or something

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

afterwardsadverbUS /ˈæftərwərdz/

happening at a time subsequent to a reference time

From this reading All the speeches were printed in the _Essex Standard_, and afterwards, where I saw ’em, in the _Morning Post_.

AlladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading All the speeches were printed in the _Essex Standard_, and afterwards, where I saw ’em, in the _Morning Post_.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading All the speeches were printed in the _Essex Standard_, and afterwards, where I saw ’em, in the _Morning Post_.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading You have been dining with the Conservative Maldon True Blue Club.

bindsnounUS /baɪndz/

plural of “bind” — something that hinders as if with bonds

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

BlueadjectiveUS /bluː/

of the color intermediate between green and violet; having a color similar to that of a clear unclouded sky

From this reading You have been dining with the Conservative Maldon True Blue Club.

cabmannoun

someone who drives a taxi for a living

From this reading Your speech, Sir James, or Sir John (for, upon my life, I forget which it is, so I’ll call you Sir James upon chance)--your speech drenched me, as a Christian cabman, quite over.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading Your speech, Sir James, or Sir John (for, upon my life, I forget which it is, so I’ll call you Sir James upon chance)--your speech drenched me, as a Christian cabman, quite over.

chancenounUS /tʃæns/

a possibility due to a favorable combination of circumstances

From this reading Your speech, Sir James, or Sir John (for, upon my life, I forget which it is, so I’ll call you Sir James upon chance)--your speech drenched me, as a Christian cabman, quite over.

ChristianadjectiveUS /ˈkrɪstʃən/

relating to or characteristic of Christianity

From this reading Your speech, Sir James, or Sir John (for, upon my life, I forget which it is, so I’ll call you Sir James upon chance)--your speech drenched me, as a Christian cabman, quite over.

ClubnounUS /klʌb/

a team of professional baseball players who play and travel together

From this reading You have been dining with the Conservative Maldon True Blue Club.

ConservativeadjectiveUS /kənˈsɜːrvətɪv/

resistant to change, particularly in relation to politics or religion

From this reading You have been dining with the Conservative Maldon True Blue Club.

considerverbUS /kənˈsɪdər/

deem to be

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

difficultynounUS /ˈdɪfəkəlti/

an effort that is inconvenient

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

diningnounUS /ˈdaɪnɪŋ/

the act of eating dinner

From this reading You have been dining with the Conservative Maldon True Blue Club.

drenchedadjectiveUS /drentʃt/

abundantly covered or supplied with; often used in combination

From this reading Your speech, Sir James, or Sir John (for, upon my life, I forget which it is, so I’ll call you Sir James upon chance)--your speech drenched me, as a Christian cabman, quite over.

drivingadjectiveUS /ˈdraɪvɪŋ/

having the power of driving or impelling

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

emnounUS /em/

a quad with a square body

From this reading All the speeches were printed in the _Essex Standard_, and afterwards, where I saw ’em, in the _Morning Post_.

EssexnounUS /ˈesɪks/

a county in southeastern England on the North Sea and the Thames estuary

From this reading All the speeches were printed in the _Essex Standard_, and afterwards, where I saw ’em, in the _Morning Post_.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

forgetverbUS /fərˈɡet/

dismiss from the mind; stop remembering

From this reading Your speech, Sir James, or Sir John (for, upon my life, I forget which it is, so I’ll call you Sir James upon chance)--your speech drenched me, as a Christian cabman, quite over.

gentlemannounUS /ˈdʒentəlmən/

a man of refinement

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

heavennounUS /ˈhevən/

any place of complete bliss and delight and peace

From this reading True Blue, I suppose, means heaven’s blue--that is, blue as true as heaven.

heaven'snounUS /ˈhevənz/

possessive form of “heaven” — any place of complete bliss and delight and peace

From this reading True Blue, I suppose, means heaven’s blue--that is, blue as true as heaven.

honournounUS /ˈɑːnər/

the state of being honored

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

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From this reading Your speech, Sir James, or Sir John (for, upon my life, I forget which it is, so I’ll call you Sir James upon chance)--your speech drenched me, as a Christian cabman, quite over.

ill-luck

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From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading True Blue, I suppose, means heaven’s blue--that is, blue as true as heaven.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

JamesnounUS /dʒeɪmz/

a Stuart king of Scotland who married a daughter of Henry VII; when England and France went to war in 1513 he invaded England and died in defeat at Flodden (1473-1513)

From this reading Your speech, Sir James, or Sir John (for, upon my life, I forget which it is, so I’ll call you Sir James upon chance)--your speech drenched me, as a Christian cabman, quite over.

JohnnounUS /dʒɑːn/

a room or building equipped with one or more toilets

From this reading Your speech, Sir James, or Sir John (for, upon my life, I forget which it is, so I’ll call you Sir James upon chance)--your speech drenched me, as a Christian cabman, quite over.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading Your speech, Sir James, or Sir John (for, upon my life, I forget which it is, so I’ll call you Sir James upon chance)--your speech drenched me, as a Christian cabman, quite over.

linesnounUS /laɪnz/

plural of “line” — a formation of people or things one beside another

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

Maldonnoun

a battle in which the Danes defeated the Saxons in 991; celebrated in an old English poem

From this reading You have been dining with the Conservative Maldon True Blue Club.

mannernounUS /ˈmænər/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Your speech, Sir James, or Sir John (for, upon my life, I forget which it is, so I’ll call you Sir James upon chance)--your speech drenched me, as a Christian cabman, quite over.

meansnounUS /miːnz/

thing or person that acts to produce a particular effect or achieve an end

From this reading True Blue, I suppose, means heaven’s blue--that is, blue as true as heaven.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

moneynounUS /ˈmʌni/

the most common medium of exchange; functions as legal tender

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

MorningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading All the speeches were printed in the _Essex Standard_, and afterwards, where I saw ’em, in the _Morning Post_.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Your speech, Sir James, or Sir John (for, upon my life, I forget which it is, so I’ll call you Sir James upon chance)--your speech drenched me, as a Christian cabman, quite over.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading Your speech, Sir James, or Sir John (for, upon my life, I forget which it is, so I’ll call you Sir James upon chance)--your speech drenched me, as a Christian cabman, quite over.

passesnounUS /ˈpæsəz/

plural of “pass” — (baseball) an advance to first base by a batter who receives four balls

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

pleasurenounUS /ˈpleʒər/

a fundamental feeling that is hard to define but that people desire to experience

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

PostverbUS /poʊst/

affix in a public place or for public notice

From this reading All the speeches were printed in the _Essex Standard_, and afterwards, where I saw ’em, in the _Morning Post_.

printedverbUS /ˈprɪntɪd/

past form of “print” — put into print

From this reading All the speeches were printed in the _Essex Standard_, and afterwards, where I saw ’em, in the _Morning Post_.

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading Your speech, Sir James, or Sir John (for, upon my life, I forget which it is, so I’ll call you Sir James upon chance)--your speech drenched me, as a Christian cabman, quite over.

sawverbUS /sɔː/

cut with a saw

From this reading All the speeches were printed in the _Essex Standard_, and afterwards, where I saw ’em, in the _Morning Post_.

sendingnounUS /ˈsendɪŋ/

the act of causing something to go (especially messages)

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

SIRnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading Your speech, Sir James, or Sir John (for, upon my life, I forget which it is, so I’ll call you Sir James upon chance)--your speech drenched me, as a Christian cabman, quite over.

sortnounUS /sɔːrt/

a category of things distinguished by some common characteristic or quality

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

speechnounUS /spiːtʃ/

the act of delivering a formal spoken communication to an audience

From this reading Your speech, Sir James, or Sir John (for, upon my life, I forget which it is, so I’ll call you Sir James upon chance)--your speech drenched me, as a Christian cabman, quite over.

speechesnounUS /ˈspiːtʃəz/

plural of “speech” — the act of delivering a formal spoken communication to an audience

From this reading All the speeches were printed in the _Essex Standard_, and afterwards, where I saw ’em, in the _Morning Post_.

StandardadjectiveUS /ˈstændərd/

conforming to or constituting a standard of measurement or value; or of the usual or regularized or accepted kind

From this reading All the speeches were printed in the _Essex Standard_, and afterwards, where I saw ’em, in the _Morning Post_.

supposeverbUS /səˈpoʊz/

express a supposition

From this reading True Blue, I suppose, means heaven’s blue--that is, blue as true as heaven.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

TrueadjectiveUS /truː/

consistent with fact or reality; not false

From this reading You have been dining with the Conservative Maldon True Blue Club.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading Your speech, Sir James, or Sir John (for, upon my life, I forget which it is, so I’ll call you Sir James upon chance)--your speech drenched me, as a Christian cabman, quite over.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading All the speeches were printed in the _Essex Standard_, and afterwards, where I saw ’em, in the _Morning Post_.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Your speech, Sir James, or Sir John (for, upon my life, I forget which it is, so I’ll call you Sir James upon chance)--your speech drenched me, as a Christian cabman, quite over.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading You have been dining with the Conservative Maldon True Blue Club.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading SIR,--As I consider every gentleman that I have had the pleasure, or the honour, or the ill-luck as it may be, of driving, a sort of acquaintance--for where money passes, it in a manner binds men--I make no difficulty in sending you these few lines.

YourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Your speech, Sir James, or Sir John (for, upon my life, I forget which it is, so I’ll call you Sir James upon chance)--your speech drenched me, as a Christian cabman, quite over.

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Chapter 38 holds 44 sentences of The barber's chair, unabridged, divided into 9 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 38 of The barber's chair by Douglas William Jerrold exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 44 sentences, grouped into 9 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 38 of The barber's chair?

Work through the 9 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 9 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 38 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 38 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading The barber's chair

Common questions about reading The barber's chair by Douglas William Jerrold on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of The barber's chair?

Yes. All 3759 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #69868 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of The barber's chair is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #69868, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does The barber's chair take to read?

About 313 minutes of reading across 752 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read The barber's chair section by section

How to work through The barber's chair section by section, using the audio and the tap-to-define vocabulary.

  1. Open a chapter

    Choose one of the 40 chapters of The barber's chair to begin.

  2. Read one section

    Each section holds 5 sentences; read it once through.

  3. Listen and tap

    Play the section aloud, then tap any unfamiliar word for its entry.

Vocabulary met early in The barber's chair

Words and structures a reader meets early in The barber's chair, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Hedgehog
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The barber's chair; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Letters
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The barber's chair; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Douglas
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The barber's chair; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Jerrold
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The barber's chair; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.