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The barber's chair

Chapter XXXIX · _To Mrs Hedgehog, New York._

Chapter XXXIX of The barber's chair, “_To Mrs Hedgehog, New York._,” is here in full — 59 sentences across 12 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.
There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.
Nevertheless, though I know you don’t agree with me any more than Colonel Sibthorpe does, it is a fine sight to open the newspapers and see the railway schemes.
What mountains of money they bring to the mind!
And then for the wonders they’re big with--why, properly considered, aren’t they a thousand times more wonderful than anything in the “Arabian Nights’ Entertainments”?
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The barber's chair

Chapter XXXIX · _To Mrs Hedgehog, New York._

Chapter XXXIX of The barber's chair, “_To Mrs Hedgehog, New York._,” is here in full — 59 sentences across 12 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/11 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.
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There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.
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Nevertheless, though I know you don’t agree with me any more than Colonel Sibthorpe does, it is a fine sight to open the newspapers and see the railway schemes.
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What mountains of money they bring to the mind!
/wʌt ˈmaʊntənz ʌv ˈmʌni ðeɪ brɪŋ tuː ðə maɪnd/
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And then for the wonders they’re big with--why, properly considered, aren’t they a thousand times more wonderful than anything in the “Arabian Nights’ Entertainments”?

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Arabian noun US /əˈreɪbiən/

a member of a Semitic people originally from the Arabian peninsula and surrounding territories who speaks Arabic and who inhabits much of the Middle East and northern Africa

From this reading “And then for the wonders they’re big with--why, properly considered, aren’t they a thousand times more wonderful than anything in the “Arabian Nights’ Entertainments”?”

Entertainments noun US /ˌentərˈteɪnmənts/

plural of “entertainment” — an activity that is diverting and that holds the attention

From this reading “And then for the wonders they’re big with--why, properly considered, aren’t they a thousand times more wonderful than anything in the “Arabian Nights’ Entertainments”?”

gobbled verb US /ˈɡɑːbəld/

past form of “gobble” — eat hastily without proper chewing

From this reading “There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.”

liking noun US /ˈlaɪkɪŋ/

a feeling of pleasure and enjoyment

From this reading “DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.”

railways noun US /ˈreɪlweɪz/

plural of “railway” — line that is the commercial organization responsible for operating a system of transportation for trains that pull passengers or freight

From this reading “DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.”

schemes noun US /skiːmz/

plural of “scheme” — an elaborate and systematic plan of action

From this reading “Nevertheless, though I know you don’t agree with me any more than Colonel Sibthorpe does, it is a fine sight to open the newspapers and see the railway schemes.”

spin verb US /spɪn/

revolve quickly and repeatedly around one's own axis

From this reading “There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.”

wonders noun US /ˈwʌndərz/

plural of “wonder” — the feeling aroused by something strange and surprising

From this reading “And then for the wonders they’re big with--why, properly considered, aren’t they a thousand times more wonderful than anything in the “Arabian Nights’ Entertainments”?”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

thousand times noun + noun

by three orders of magnitude

In this reading “And then for the wonders they’re big with--why, properly considered, aren’t they a thousand times more wonderful than anything in the “Arabian Nights’ Entertainments”?”

agree with verb + particle

In this reading “Nevertheless, though I know you don’t agree with me any more than Colonel Sibthorpe does, it is a fine sight to open the newspapers and see the railway schemes.”

old times adjective + noun

past times remembered with nostalgia

In this reading “DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.”

four horses noun + noun counted as “four horse”

In this reading “DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.”

DEAR GRANDMOTHER adjective + noun

In this reading “DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

agreeverbUS /əˈɡriː/

be in accord; be in agreement

From this reading Nevertheless, though I know you don’t agree with me any more than Colonel Sibthorpe does, it is a fine sight to open the newspapers and see the railway schemes.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

ArabiannounUS /əˈreɪbiən/

a member of a Semitic people originally from the Arabian peninsula and surrounding territories who speaks Arabic and who inhabits much of the Middle East and northern Africa

From this reading And then for the wonders they’re big with--why, properly considered, aren’t they a thousand times more wonderful than anything in the “Arabian Nights’ Entertainments”?

aren't

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From this reading And then for the wonders they’re big with--why, properly considered, aren’t they a thousand times more wonderful than anything in the “Arabian Nights’ Entertainments”?

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

bigadjectiveUS /bɪɡ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading And then for the wonders they’re big with--why, properly considered, aren’t they a thousand times more wonderful than anything in the “Arabian Nights’ Entertainments”?

bringverbUS /brɪŋ/

take something or somebody with oneself somewhere

From this reading What mountains of money they bring to the mind!

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.

caughtverbUS /kɑːt/

inflected form of “catch” — discover or come upon accidentally, suddenly, or unexpectedly; catch somebody doing something or in a certain state

From this reading There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.

ColonelnounUS /ˈkɜːrnəl/

a commissioned military officer in the United States Army or Air Force or Marines who ranks above a lieutenant colonel and below a brigadier general

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

consideredadjectiveUS /kənˈsɪdərd/

carefully weighed

From this reading And then for the wonders they’re big with--why, properly considered, aren’t they a thousand times more wonderful than anything in the “Arabian Nights’ Entertainments”?

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

coververbUS /ˈkʌvər/

provide with a covering or cause to be covered

From this reading There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.

DEARadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Nevertheless, though I know you don’t agree with me any more than Colonel Sibthorpe does, it is a fine sight to open the newspapers and see the railway schemes.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

EnglandnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlənd/

a division of the United Kingdom

From this reading There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.

EntertainmentsnounUS /ˌentərˈteɪnmənts/

plural of “entertainment” — an activity that is diverting and that holds the attention

From this reading And then for the wonders they’re big with--why, properly considered, aren’t they a thousand times more wonderful than anything in the “Arabian Nights’ Entertainments”?

fineadjectiveUS /faɪn/

being satisfactory or in satisfactory condition

From this reading Nevertheless, though I know you don’t agree with me any more than Colonel Sibthorpe does, it is a fine sight to open the newspapers and see the railway schemes.

fliesnounUS /flaɪz/

(theater) the space over the stage (out of view of the audience) used to store scenery (drop curtains)

From this reading There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.

folksnounUS /foʊks/

your parents

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

fournounUS /fɔːr/

the cardinal number that is the sum of three and one

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

gobbledverbUS /ˈɡɑːbəld/

past form of “gobble” — eat hastily without proper chewing

From this reading There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

GRANDMOTHERnounUS /ˈɡrændmʌðər/

the mother of your father or mother

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

horsesnounUS /ˈhɔːrsəz/

plural of “horse” — solid-hoofed herbivorous quadruped domesticated since prehistoric times

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Nevertheless, though I know you don’t agree with me any more than Colonel Sibthorpe does, it is a fine sight to open the newspapers and see the railway schemes.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Nevertheless, though I know you don’t agree with me any more than Colonel Sibthorpe does, it is a fine sight to open the newspapers and see the railway schemes.

largeadjectiveUS /lɑːrdʒ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.

letternounUS /ˈletər/

a written message addressed to a person or organization

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

likingnounUS /ˈlaɪkɪŋ/

a feeling of pleasure and enjoyment

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.

lovingadjectiveUS /ˈlʌvɪŋ/

feeling or showing love and affection

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Nevertheless, though I know you don’t agree with me any more than Colonel Sibthorpe does, it is a fine sight to open the newspapers and see the railway schemes.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading What mountains of money they bring to the mind!

moneynounUS /ˈmʌni/

the most common medium of exchange; functions as legal tender

From this reading What mountains of money they bring to the mind!

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading Nevertheless, though I know you don’t agree with me any more than Colonel Sibthorpe does, it is a fine sight to open the newspapers and see the railway schemes.

mountainsnounUS /ˈmaʊntənz/

plural of “mountain” — a land mass that projects well above its surroundings; higher than a hill

From this reading What mountains of money they bring to the mind!

netnounUS /net/

a computer network consisting of a worldwide network of computer networks that use the TCP/IP network protocols to facilitate data transmission and exchange

From this reading There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.

NeverthelessadverbUS /ˌnevərðəˈles/

in spite of what has just been said

From this reading Nevertheless, though I know you don’t agree with me any more than Colonel Sibthorpe does, it is a fine sight to open the newspapers and see the railway schemes.

newspapersnounUS /ˈnuːzpeɪpərz/

plural of “newspaper” — a daily or weekly publication on folded sheets; contains news and articles and advertisements

From this reading Nevertheless, though I know you don’t agree with me any more than Colonel Sibthorpe does, it is a fine sight to open the newspapers and see the railway schemes.

NightsnounUS /naɪts/

Periods of darkness between sunset and sunrise.

From this reading And then for the wonders they’re big with--why, properly considered, aren’t they a thousand times more wonderful than anything in the “Arabian Nights’ Entertainments”?

nobodypronounUS /ˈnoʊbɑːdiː/

no person; not anyone

From this reading There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

openverbUS /ˈoʊ.pən/

To move from a closed position.

From this reading Nevertheless, though I know you don’t agree with me any more than Colonel Sibthorpe does, it is a fine sight to open the newspapers and see the railway schemes.

papersnounUS /ˈpeɪpərz/

writing that provides information (especially information of an official nature)

From this reading There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.

plansnounUS /plænz/

plural of “plan” — a series of steps to be carried out or goals to be accomplished

From this reading There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.

properlyadverbUS /ˈprɑːpərli/

in the right manner; correctly; suitably

From this reading And then for the wonders they’re big with--why, properly considered, aren’t they a thousand times more wonderful than anything in the “Arabian Nights’ Entertainments”?

railwaynounUS /ˈreɪlweɪ/

line that is the commercial organization responsible for operating a system of transportation for trains that pull passengers or freight

From this reading Nevertheless, though I know you don’t agree with me any more than Colonel Sibthorpe does, it is a fine sight to open the newspapers and see the railway schemes.

railwaysnounUS /ˈreɪlweɪz/

plural of “railway” — line that is the commercial organization responsible for operating a system of transportation for trains that pull passengers or freight

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

schemesnounUS /skiːmz/

plural of “scheme” — an elaborate and systematic plan of action

From this reading Nevertheless, though I know you don’t agree with me any more than Colonel Sibthorpe does, it is a fine sight to open the newspapers and see the railway schemes.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

Sibthorpe

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From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

sightnounUS /saɪt/

an instance of visual perception

From this reading Nevertheless, though I know you don’t agree with me any more than Colonel Sibthorpe does, it is a fine sight to open the newspapers and see the railway schemes.

soberadjectiveUS /ˈsoʊbər/

not affected by a chemical substance (especially alcohol)

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

spider's

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From this reading There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.

spinverbUS /spɪn/

revolve quickly and repeatedly around one's own axis

From this reading There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading Nevertheless, though I know you don’t agree with me any more than Colonel Sibthorpe does, it is a fine sight to open the newspapers and see the railway schemes.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading And then for the wonders they’re big with--why, properly considered, aren’t they a thousand times more wonderful than anything in the “Arabian Nights’ Entertainments”?

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.

There's

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From this reading There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading What mountains of money they bring to the mind!

they're

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From this reading And then for the wonders they’re big with--why, properly considered, aren’t they a thousand times more wonderful than anything in the “Arabian Nights’ Entertainments”?

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

thoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading Nevertheless, though I know you don’t agree with me any more than Colonel Sibthorpe does, it is a fine sight to open the newspapers and see the railway schemes.

thousandnounUS /ˈθaʊzənd/

the cardinal number that is the product of 10 and 100

From this reading And then for the wonders they’re big with--why, properly considered, aren’t they a thousand times more wonderful than anything in the “Arabian Nights’ Entertainments”?

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.

timesnounUS /taɪmz/

a more or less definite period of time now or previously present

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

townnounUS /taʊn/

an urban area with a fixed boundary that is smaller than a city

From this reading There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.

travellingnounUS /ˈtrævəlɪŋ/

the act of going from one place to another

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.

waggonnoun

any of various kinds of wheeled vehicles drawn by an animal or a tractor

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading What mountains of money they bring to the mind!

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading And then for the wonders they’re big with--why, properly considered, aren’t they a thousand times more wonderful than anything in the “Arabian Nights’ Entertainments”?

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading There’s nobody in town, and nothing in the papers but plans of railways, that in a little time will cover all England like a large spider’s net; and, as in the net, there will be a good many flies caught and gobbled up by those who spin it.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Nevertheless, though I know you don’t agree with me any more than Colonel Sibthorpe does, it is a fine sight to open the newspapers and see the railway schemes.

wonderfuladjectiveUS /ˈwʌndərfəl/

extraordinarily good or great; used especially as intensifiers

From this reading And then for the wonders they’re big with--why, properly considered, aren’t they a thousand times more wonderful than anything in the “Arabian Nights’ Entertainments”?

wondersnounUS /ˈwʌndərz/

plural of “wonder” — the feeling aroused by something strange and surprising

From this reading And then for the wonders they’re big with--why, properly considered, aren’t they a thousand times more wonderful than anything in the “Arabian Nights’ Entertainments”?

writeverbUS /raɪt/

produce a literary work

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--As I don’t think you have any liking for railways--being, like Colonel Sibthorpe, one of those folks loving the good old times when travelling was as sober a thing as a waggon and four horses could make it--I really don’t see how I’m to write you anything of a letter.

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