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The barber's chair

Chapter XL · _To Mrs Hedgehog, New York._

Chapter XL of The barber's chair, “_To Mrs Hedgehog, New York._,” is here in full — 75 sentences across 15 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--Of course you must have heard of the potato blight.
There are some subjects that women don’t want newspapers to teach ’em about, and “potatoes is one.”
I can’t tell how your red Yorks and Kidneys may be in your part of the world: with us, they’re things to weep over.
But, of course, your potatoes are all right: you’ve done nothing to bring down rot upon ’em from heaven.
But it’s very different with us, grandmother.
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The barber's chair

Chapter XL · _To Mrs Hedgehog, New York._

Chapter XL of The barber's chair, “_To Mrs Hedgehog, New York._,” is here in full — 75 sentences across 15 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/15 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--Of course you must have heard of the potato blight.
Line 2
There are some subjects that women don’t want newspapers to teach ’em about, and “potatoes is one.”
Line 3
I can’t tell how your red Yorks and Kidneys may be in your part of the world: with us, they’re things to weep over.
Line 4
But, of course, your potatoes are all right: you’ve done nothing to bring down rot upon ’em from heaven.
Line 5
But it’s very different with us, grandmother.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

blight noun US /blaɪt/

a state or condition being blighted

From this reading “DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--Of course you must have heard of the potato blight.”

Kidneys noun US /ˈkɪdniz/

plural of “kidney” — either of two bean-shaped excretory organs that filter wastes (especially urea) from the blood and excrete them and water in urine

From this reading “I can’t tell how your red Yorks and Kidneys may be in your part of the world: with us, they’re things to weep over.”

newspapers noun US /ˈnuːzpeɪpərz/

plural of “newspaper” — a daily or weekly publication on folded sheets; contains news and articles and advertisements

From this reading “There are some subjects that women don’t want newspapers to teach ’em about, and “potatoes is one.””

potato noun US /pəˈteɪtoʊ/

an edible tuber native to South America; a staple food of Ireland

From this reading “DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--Of course you must have heard of the potato blight.”

potatoes noun US /pəˈteɪtoʊz/

plural of “potato” — an edible tuber native to South America; a staple food of Ireland

From this reading “There are some subjects that women don’t want newspapers to teach ’em about, and “potatoes is one.””

rot noun US /rɑːt/

a state of decay usually accompanied by an offensive odor

From this reading “But, of course, your potatoes are all right: you’ve done nothing to bring down rot upon ’em from heaven.”

weep verb US /wiːp/

shed tears because of sadness, rage, or pain

From this reading “I can’t tell how your red Yorks and Kidneys may be in your part of the world: with us, they’re things to weep over.”

Yorks noun US /jɔːrks/

plural of “york” — the English royal house (a branch of the Plantagenet line) that reigned from 1461 to 1485; its emblem was a white rose

From this reading “I can’t tell how your red Yorks and Kidneys may be in your part of the world: with us, they’re things to weep over.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

weep over verb + particle

In this reading “I can’t tell how your red Yorks and Kidneys may be in your part of the world: with us, they’re things to weep over.”

Of course preposition + noun

as might be expected

In this reading “DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--Of course you must have heard of the potato blight.”

DEAR GRANDMOTHER adjective + noun

In this reading “DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--Of course you must have heard of the potato blight.”

from heaven preposition + noun

In this reading “But, of course, your potatoes are all right: you’ve done nothing to bring down rot upon ’em from heaven.”

bring down verb + adjective

move something or somebody to a lower position

In this reading “But, of course, your potatoes are all right: you’ve done nothing to bring down rot upon ’em from heaven.”

All words in this reading · 62

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading There are some subjects that women don’t want newspapers to teach ’em about, and “potatoes is one.”

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading But, of course, your potatoes are all right: you’ve done nothing to bring down rot upon ’em from heaven.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading There are some subjects that women don’t want newspapers to teach ’em about, and “potatoes is one.”

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading There are some subjects that women don’t want newspapers to teach ’em about, and “potatoes is one.”

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading I can’t tell how your red Yorks and Kidneys may be in your part of the world: with us, they’re things to weep over.

blightnounUS /blaɪt/

a state or condition being blighted

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--Of course you must have heard of the potato blight.

bringverbUS /brɪŋ/

take something or somebody with oneself somewhere

From this reading But, of course, your potatoes are all right: you’ve done nothing to bring down rot upon ’em from heaven.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But, of course, your potatoes are all right: you’ve done nothing to bring down rot upon ’em from heaven.

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I can’t tell how your red Yorks and Kidneys may be in your part of the world: with us, they’re things to weep over.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--Of course you must have heard of the potato blight.

DEARadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--Of course you must have heard of the potato blight.

differentadjectiveUS /ˈdɪfərənt/

unlike in nature or quality or form or degree

From this reading But it’s very different with us, grandmother.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There are some subjects that women don’t want newspapers to teach ’em about, and “potatoes is one.”

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading But, of course, your potatoes are all right: you’ve done nothing to bring down rot upon ’em from heaven.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading But, of course, your potatoes are all right: you’ve done nothing to bring down rot upon ’em from heaven.

emnounUS /em/

a quad with a square body

From this reading There are some subjects that women don’t want newspapers to teach ’em about, and “potatoes is one.”

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading But, of course, your potatoes are all right: you’ve done nothing to bring down rot upon ’em from heaven.

GRANDMOTHERnounUS /ˈɡrændmʌðər/

the mother of your father or mother

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--Of course you must have heard of the potato blight.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--Of course you must have heard of the potato blight.

heardadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--Of course you must have heard of the potato blight.

heavennounUS /ˈhevən/

any place of complete bliss and delight and peace

From this reading But, of course, your potatoes are all right: you’ve done nothing to bring down rot upon ’em from heaven.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I can’t tell how your red Yorks and Kidneys may be in your part of the world: with us, they’re things to weep over.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I can’t tell how your red Yorks and Kidneys may be in your part of the world: with us, they’re things to weep over.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I can’t tell how your red Yorks and Kidneys may be in your part of the world: with us, they’re things to weep over.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading There are some subjects that women don’t want newspapers to teach ’em about, and “potatoes is one.”

it's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But it’s very different with us, grandmother.

KidneysnounUS /ˈkɪdniz/

plural of “kidney” — either of two bean-shaped excretory organs that filter wastes (especially urea) from the blood and excrete them and water in urine

From this reading I can’t tell how your red Yorks and Kidneys may be in your part of the world: with us, they’re things to weep over.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading I can’t tell how your red Yorks and Kidneys may be in your part of the world: with us, they’re things to weep over.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--Of course you must have heard of the potato blight.

newspapersnounUS /ˈnuːzpeɪpərz/

plural of “newspaper” — a daily or weekly publication on folded sheets; contains news and articles and advertisements

From this reading There are some subjects that women don’t want newspapers to teach ’em about, and “potatoes is one.”

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading But, of course, your potatoes are all right: you’ve done nothing to bring down rot upon ’em from heaven.

OfprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--Of course you must have heard of the potato blight.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading There are some subjects that women don’t want newspapers to teach ’em about, and “potatoes is one.”

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading I can’t tell how your red Yorks and Kidneys may be in your part of the world: with us, they’re things to weep over.

partnounUS /pɑːrt/

something determined in relation to something that includes it

From this reading I can’t tell how your red Yorks and Kidneys may be in your part of the world: with us, they’re things to weep over.

potatonounUS /pəˈteɪtoʊ/

an edible tuber native to South America; a staple food of Ireland

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--Of course you must have heard of the potato blight.

potatoesnounUS /pəˈteɪtoʊz/

plural of “potato” — an edible tuber native to South America; a staple food of Ireland

From this reading There are some subjects that women don’t want newspapers to teach ’em about, and “potatoes is one.”

rednounUS /red/

red color or pigment; the chromatic color resembling the hue of blood

From this reading I can’t tell how your red Yorks and Kidneys may be in your part of the world: with us, they’re things to weep over.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading But, of course, your potatoes are all right: you’ve done nothing to bring down rot upon ’em from heaven.

rotnounUS /rɑːt/

a state of decay usually accompanied by an offensive odor

From this reading But, of course, your potatoes are all right: you’ve done nothing to bring down rot upon ’em from heaven.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading There are some subjects that women don’t want newspapers to teach ’em about, and “potatoes is one.”

subjectsnounUS /ˈsʌbdʒɪkts/

plural of “subject” — the subject matter of a conversation or discussion

From this reading There are some subjects that women don’t want newspapers to teach ’em about, and “potatoes is one.”

teachverbUS /tiːtʃ/

impart skills or knowledge to

From this reading There are some subjects that women don’t want newspapers to teach ’em about, and “potatoes is one.”

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading I can’t tell how your red Yorks and Kidneys may be in your part of the world: with us, they’re things to weep over.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading There are some subjects that women don’t want newspapers to teach ’em about, and “potatoes is one.”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--Of course you must have heard of the potato blight.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There are some subjects that women don’t want newspapers to teach ’em about, and “potatoes is one.”

they're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I can’t tell how your red Yorks and Kidneys may be in your part of the world: with us, they’re things to weep over.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading I can’t tell how your red Yorks and Kidneys may be in your part of the world: with us, they’re things to weep over.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading There are some subjects that women don’t want newspapers to teach ’em about, and “potatoes is one.”

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading But, of course, your potatoes are all right: you’ve done nothing to bring down rot upon ’em from heaven.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading I can’t tell how your red Yorks and Kidneys may be in your part of the world: with us, they’re things to weep over.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading But it’s very different with us, grandmother.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading There are some subjects that women don’t want newspapers to teach ’em about, and “potatoes is one.”

weepverbUS /wiːp/

shed tears because of sadness, rage, or pain

From this reading I can’t tell how your red Yorks and Kidneys may be in your part of the world: with us, they’re things to weep over.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading I can’t tell how your red Yorks and Kidneys may be in your part of the world: with us, they’re things to weep over.

womennounUS /ˈwɪmən/

plural of “woman” — an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading There are some subjects that women don’t want newspapers to teach ’em about, and “potatoes is one.”

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading I can’t tell how your red Yorks and Kidneys may be in your part of the world: with us, they’re things to weep over.

YorksnounUS /jɔːrks/

plural of “york” — the English royal house (a branch of the Plantagenet line) that reigned from 1461 to 1485; its emblem was a white rose

From this reading I can’t tell how your red Yorks and Kidneys may be in your part of the world: with us, they’re things to weep over.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading DEAR GRANDMOTHER,--Of course you must have heard of the potato blight.

you've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But, of course, your potatoes are all right: you’ve done nothing to bring down rot upon ’em from heaven.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading I can’t tell how your red Yorks and Kidneys may be in your part of the world: with us, they’re things to weep over.

Chapter 40 of The barber's chair by Douglas William Jerrold holds 75 sentences, grouped into 15 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Vocabulary met early in The barber's chair

Words and structures a reader meets early in The barber's chair, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Hedgehog
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Letters
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Douglas
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Jerrold
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