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The Bars of Iron

Chapter II · Chapter 2

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A JUG OF WATER It was certainly not Caesar's fault.
Caesar was as well-meaning a Dalmatian as ever scampered in the wake of a cantering horse.
And if Mike in his headlong Irish fashion chose to regard the scamper as a gross personal insult, that was surely not a matter for which he could reasonably be held responsible.
And yet it was upon the luckless Caesar that the wrath of the gods descended as a consequence of Mike's wrong-headed deductions.
It began with a rush and a snarl from the Vicarage gate and it had developed into a set and deadly battle almost before either of the combatants had fully realized the other.
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The Bars of Iron

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of The Bars of Iron is here in full — 501 sentences across 101 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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A JUG OF WATER It was certainly not Caesar's fault.
/ə dʒʌɡ ʌv ˈwɔːtər ɪt wɑːz ˈsɜːrtənli nɑːt ˈsiːzərz fɔːlt/
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Caesar was as well-meaning a Dalmatian as ever scampered in the wake of a cantering horse.
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And if Mike in his headlong Irish fashion chose to regard the scamper as a gross personal insult, that was surely not a matter for which he could reasonably be held responsible.
/ənd ɪf maɪk ɪn hɪz ˈhedlɔːŋ ˈaɪrɪʃ ˈfæʃən tʃoʊz tuː rɪˈɡɑːrd ðə ˈskæmpər æz ə ɡroʊs ˈpɜːrsɪnəl ˌɪnˈsʌlt ðæt wɑːz ˈʃʊrli nɑːt ə ˈmætər fɔːr wɪtʃ hiː kʊd ˈriːzənəbli biː held riˈspɑːnsəbəl/
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And yet it was upon the luckless Caesar that the wrath of the gods descended as a consequence of Mike's wrong-headed deductions.
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It began with a rush and a snarl from the Vicarage gate and it had developed into a set and deadly battle almost before either of the combatants had fully realized the other.

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Caesar's noun US /ˈsiːzərz/

possessive form of “caesar” — conqueror of Gaul and master of Italy (100-44 BC)

From this reading “A JUG OF WATER It was certainly not Caesar's fault.”

combatants noun US /kəmˈbætənts/

plural of “combatant” — someone who fights (or is fighting)

From this reading “It began with a rush and a snarl from the Vicarage gate and it had developed into a set and deadly battle almost before either of the combatants had fully realized the other.”

Dalmatian noun US /dælˈmeɪʃən/

a native or inhabitant of Dalmatia

From this reading “Caesar was as well-meaning a Dalmatian as ever scampered in the wake of a cantering horse.”

deductions noun US /dɪˈdʌkʃənz/

plural of “deduction” — a reduction in the gross amount on which a tax is calculated; reduces taxes by the percentage fixed for the taxpayer's income bracket

From this reading “And yet it was upon the luckless Caesar that the wrath of the gods descended as a consequence of Mike's wrong-headed deductions.”

luckless adjective US /ˈlʌkləs/

having or bringing misfortune

From this reading “And yet it was upon the luckless Caesar that the wrath of the gods descended as a consequence of Mike's wrong-headed deductions.”

Mike's noun US /maɪks/

possessive form of “mike” — device for converting sound waves into electrical energy

From this reading “And yet it was upon the luckless Caesar that the wrath of the gods descended as a consequence of Mike's wrong-headed deductions.”

scamper noun US /ˈskæmpər/

rushing about hastily in an undignified way

From this reading “And if Mike in his headlong Irish fashion chose to regard the scamper as a gross personal insult, that was surely not a matter for which he could reasonably be held responsible.”

scampered verb US /ˈskæmpərd/

past form of “scamper” — to move about or proceed hurriedly

From this reading “Caesar was as well-meaning a Dalmatian as ever scampered in the wake of a cantering horse.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A JUG OF WATER It was certainly not Caesar's fault.

almostadverbUS /ˈɔːlmoʊst/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading It began with a rush and a snarl from the Vicarage gate and it had developed into a set and deadly battle almost before either of the combatants had fully realized the other.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading And if Mike in his headlong Irish fashion chose to regard the scamper as a gross personal insult, that was surely not a matter for which he could reasonably be held responsible.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Caesar was as well-meaning a Dalmatian as ever scampered in the wake of a cantering horse.

battlenounUS /ˈbætəl/

a hostile meeting of opposing military forces in the course of a war

From this reading It began with a rush and a snarl from the Vicarage gate and it had developed into a set and deadly battle almost before either of the combatants had fully realized the other.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading And if Mike in his headlong Irish fashion chose to regard the scamper as a gross personal insult, that was surely not a matter for which he could reasonably be held responsible.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading It began with a rush and a snarl from the Vicarage gate and it had developed into a set and deadly battle almost before either of the combatants had fully realized the other.

beganverbUS /bɪˈɡæn/

inflected form of “begin” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading It began with a rush and a snarl from the Vicarage gate and it had developed into a set and deadly battle almost before either of the combatants had fully realized the other.

CaesarnounUS /ˈsiːzər/

conqueror of Gaul and master of Italy (100-44 BC)

From this reading Caesar was as well-meaning a Dalmatian as ever scampered in the wake of a cantering horse.

Caesar'snounUS /ˈsiːzərz/

possessive form of “caesar” — conqueror of Gaul and master of Italy (100-44 BC)

From this reading A JUG OF WATER It was certainly not Caesar's fault.

canteringadjective

riding at a gait between a trot and a gallop

From this reading Caesar was as well-meaning a Dalmatian as ever scampered in the wake of a cantering horse.

certainlyadverbUS /ˈsɜːrtənli/

definitely or positively (“sure” is sometimes used informally for “surely”)

From this reading A JUG OF WATER It was certainly not Caesar's fault.

choseverbUS /tʃoʊz/

inflected form of “choose” — pick out, select, or choose from a number of alternatives

From this reading And if Mike in his headlong Irish fashion chose to regard the scamper as a gross personal insult, that was surely not a matter for which he could reasonably be held responsible.

combatantsnounUS /kəmˈbætənts/

plural of “combatant” — someone who fights (or is fighting)

From this reading It began with a rush and a snarl from the Vicarage gate and it had developed into a set and deadly battle almost before either of the combatants had fully realized the other.

consequencenounUS /ˈkɑːnsəkwəns/

a phenomenon that follows and is caused by some previous phenomenon

From this reading And yet it was upon the luckless Caesar that the wrath of the gods descended as a consequence of Mike's wrong-headed deductions.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading And if Mike in his headlong Irish fashion chose to regard the scamper as a gross personal insult, that was surely not a matter for which he could reasonably be held responsible.

DalmatiannounUS /dælˈmeɪʃən/

a native or inhabitant of Dalmatia

From this reading Caesar was as well-meaning a Dalmatian as ever scampered in the wake of a cantering horse.

deadlyadjectiveUS /ˈdedli/

causing or capable of causing death

From this reading It began with a rush and a snarl from the Vicarage gate and it had developed into a set and deadly battle almost before either of the combatants had fully realized the other.

deductionsnounUS /dɪˈdʌkʃənz/

plural of “deduction” — a reduction in the gross amount on which a tax is calculated; reduces taxes by the percentage fixed for the taxpayer's income bracket

From this reading And yet it was upon the luckless Caesar that the wrath of the gods descended as a consequence of Mike's wrong-headed deductions.

descendedverbUS /dɪˈsendəd/

past form of “descend” — move downward and lower, but not necessarily all the way

From this reading And yet it was upon the luckless Caesar that the wrath of the gods descended as a consequence of Mike's wrong-headed deductions.

developedadjectiveUS /dɪˈveləpt/

being changed over time so as to be e.g. stronger or more complete or more useful

From this reading It began with a rush and a snarl from the Vicarage gate and it had developed into a set and deadly battle almost before either of the combatants had fully realized the other.

eitherdeterminerUS /ˈiːðər/

one or the other of two

From this reading It began with a rush and a snarl from the Vicarage gate and it had developed into a set and deadly battle almost before either of the combatants had fully realized the other.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading Caesar was as well-meaning a Dalmatian as ever scampered in the wake of a cantering horse.

fashionnounUS /ˈfæʃən/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading And if Mike in his headlong Irish fashion chose to regard the scamper as a gross personal insult, that was surely not a matter for which he could reasonably be held responsible.

faultnounUS /fɔːlt/

a wrong action attributable to bad judgment or ignorance or inattention

From this reading A JUG OF WATER It was certainly not Caesar's fault.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading And if Mike in his headlong Irish fashion chose to regard the scamper as a gross personal insult, that was surely not a matter for which he could reasonably be held responsible.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading It began with a rush and a snarl from the Vicarage gate and it had developed into a set and deadly battle almost before either of the combatants had fully realized the other.

fullyadverbUS /ˈfʊli/

to the greatest degree or extent; completely or entirely; (“full” in this sense is used as a combining form)

From this reading It began with a rush and a snarl from the Vicarage gate and it had developed into a set and deadly battle almost before either of the combatants had fully realized the other.

gatenounUS /ɡeɪt/

a movable barrier in a fence or wall

From this reading It began with a rush and a snarl from the Vicarage gate and it had developed into a set and deadly battle almost before either of the combatants had fully realized the other.

godsnounUS /ɡɑːdz/

plural of “god” — the supernatural being conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe; the object of worship in monotheistic religions

From this reading And yet it was upon the luckless Caesar that the wrath of the gods descended as a consequence of Mike's wrong-headed deductions.

grossadjectiveUS /ɡroʊs/

before any deductions

From this reading And if Mike in his headlong Irish fashion chose to regard the scamper as a gross personal insult, that was surely not a matter for which he could reasonably be held responsible.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading It began with a rush and a snarl from the Vicarage gate and it had developed into a set and deadly battle almost before either of the combatants had fully realized the other.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading And if Mike in his headlong Irish fashion chose to regard the scamper as a gross personal insult, that was surely not a matter for which he could reasonably be held responsible.

headlongadverbUS /ˈhedlɔːŋ/

with the head foremost

From this reading And if Mike in his headlong Irish fashion chose to regard the scamper as a gross personal insult, that was surely not a matter for which he could reasonably be held responsible.

heldadjectiveUS /held/

occupied or in the control of; often used in combination

From this reading And if Mike in his headlong Irish fashion chose to regard the scamper as a gross personal insult, that was surely not a matter for which he could reasonably be held responsible.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading And if Mike in his headlong Irish fashion chose to regard the scamper as a gross personal insult, that was surely not a matter for which he could reasonably be held responsible.

horsenounUS /hɔːrs/

solid-hoofed herbivorous quadruped domesticated since prehistoric times

From this reading Caesar was as well-meaning a Dalmatian as ever scampered in the wake of a cantering horse.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading And if Mike in his headlong Irish fashion chose to regard the scamper as a gross personal insult, that was surely not a matter for which he could reasonably be held responsible.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Caesar was as well-meaning a Dalmatian as ever scampered in the wake of a cantering horse.

insultnounUS /ˌɪnˈsʌlt/

a rude expression intended to offend or hurt

From this reading And if Mike in his headlong Irish fashion chose to regard the scamper as a gross personal insult, that was surely not a matter for which he could reasonably be held responsible.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading It began with a rush and a snarl from the Vicarage gate and it had developed into a set and deadly battle almost before either of the combatants had fully realized the other.

IrishnounUS /ˈaɪrɪʃ/

people of Ireland or of Irish extraction

From this reading And if Mike in his headlong Irish fashion chose to regard the scamper as a gross personal insult, that was surely not a matter for which he could reasonably be held responsible.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading A JUG OF WATER It was certainly not Caesar's fault.

JUGnounUS /dʒʌɡ/

a large bottle with a narrow mouth

From this reading A JUG OF WATER It was certainly not Caesar's fault.

lucklessadjectiveUS /ˈlʌkləs/

having or bringing misfortune

From this reading And yet it was upon the luckless Caesar that the wrath of the gods descended as a consequence of Mike's wrong-headed deductions.

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading And if Mike in his headlong Irish fashion chose to regard the scamper as a gross personal insult, that was surely not a matter for which he could reasonably be held responsible.

MikenounUS /maɪk/

device for converting sound waves into electrical energy

From this reading And if Mike in his headlong Irish fashion chose to regard the scamper as a gross personal insult, that was surely not a matter for which he could reasonably be held responsible.

Mike'snounUS /maɪks/

possessive form of “mike” — device for converting sound waves into electrical energy

From this reading And yet it was upon the luckless Caesar that the wrath of the gods descended as a consequence of Mike's wrong-headed deductions.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading A JUG OF WATER It was certainly not Caesar's fault.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading A JUG OF WATER It was certainly not Caesar's fault.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading It began with a rush and a snarl from the Vicarage gate and it had developed into a set and deadly battle almost before either of the combatants had fully realized the other.

personaladjectiveUS /ˈpɜːrsɪnəl/

concerning or affecting a particular person or his or her private life and personality

From this reading And if Mike in his headlong Irish fashion chose to regard the scamper as a gross personal insult, that was surely not a matter for which he could reasonably be held responsible.

realizedadjectiveUS /ˈriːəlaɪzd/

successfully completed or brought to an end

From this reading It began with a rush and a snarl from the Vicarage gate and it had developed into a set and deadly battle almost before either of the combatants had fully realized the other.

reasonablyadverbUS /ˈriːzənəbli/

to certain extent or degree

From this reading And if Mike in his headlong Irish fashion chose to regard the scamper as a gross personal insult, that was surely not a matter for which he could reasonably be held responsible.

regardnounUS /rɪˈɡɑːrd/

(usually preceded by “in”) a detail or point

From this reading And if Mike in his headlong Irish fashion chose to regard the scamper as a gross personal insult, that was surely not a matter for which he could reasonably be held responsible.

responsibleadjectiveUS /riˈspɑːnsəbəl/

worthy of or requiring responsibility or trust; or held accountable

From this reading And if Mike in his headlong Irish fashion chose to regard the scamper as a gross personal insult, that was surely not a matter for which he could reasonably be held responsible.

rushverbUS /rʌʃ/

move hurridly

From this reading It began with a rush and a snarl from the Vicarage gate and it had developed into a set and deadly battle almost before either of the combatants had fully realized the other.

scampernounUS /ˈskæmpər/

rushing about hastily in an undignified way

From this reading And if Mike in his headlong Irish fashion chose to regard the scamper as a gross personal insult, that was surely not a matter for which he could reasonably be held responsible.

scamperedverbUS /ˈskæmpərd/

past form of “scamper” — to move about or proceed hurriedly

From this reading Caesar was as well-meaning a Dalmatian as ever scampered in the wake of a cantering horse.

setverbUS /set/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading It began with a rush and a snarl from the Vicarage gate and it had developed into a set and deadly battle almost before either of the combatants had fully realized the other.

snarlverbUS /snɑːrl/

utter in an angry, sharp, or abrupt tone

From this reading It began with a rush and a snarl from the Vicarage gate and it had developed into a set and deadly battle almost before either of the combatants had fully realized the other.

surelyadverbUS /ˈʃʊrli/

definitely or positively (“sure” is sometimes used informally for “surely”)

From this reading And if Mike in his headlong Irish fashion chose to regard the scamper as a gross personal insult, that was surely not a matter for which he could reasonably be held responsible.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading And if Mike in his headlong Irish fashion chose to regard the scamper as a gross personal insult, that was surely not a matter for which he could reasonably be held responsible.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Caesar was as well-meaning a Dalmatian as ever scampered in the wake of a cantering horse.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading And if Mike in his headlong Irish fashion chose to regard the scamper as a gross personal insult, that was surely not a matter for which he could reasonably be held responsible.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading And yet it was upon the luckless Caesar that the wrath of the gods descended as a consequence of Mike's wrong-headed deductions.

Vicaragenoun

an official residence provided by a church for its parson or vicar or rector

From this reading It began with a rush and a snarl from the Vicarage gate and it had developed into a set and deadly battle almost before either of the combatants had fully realized the other.

wakeverbUS /weɪk/

be awake, be alert, be there

From this reading Caesar was as well-meaning a Dalmatian as ever scampered in the wake of a cantering horse.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading A JUG OF WATER It was certainly not Caesar's fault.

WATERnounUS /ˈwɔːtər/

binary compound that occurs at room temperature as a clear colorless odorless tasteless liquid; freezes into ice below 0 degrees centigrade and boils above 100 degrees centigrade; widely used as a solvent

From this reading A JUG OF WATER It was certainly not Caesar's fault.

well-meaningadjective

not unfriendly or threatening

From this reading Caesar was as well-meaning a Dalmatian as ever scampered in the wake of a cantering horse.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading And if Mike in his headlong Irish fashion chose to regard the scamper as a gross personal insult, that was surely not a matter for which he could reasonably be held responsible.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading It began with a rush and a snarl from the Vicarage gate and it had developed into a set and deadly battle almost before either of the combatants had fully realized the other.

wrathnounUS /ræθ/

intense anger (usually on an epic scale)

From this reading And yet it was upon the luckless Caesar that the wrath of the gods descended as a consequence of Mike's wrong-headed deductions.

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From this reading And yet it was upon the luckless Caesar that the wrath of the gods descended as a consequence of Mike's wrong-headed deductions.

yetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading And yet it was upon the luckless Caesar that the wrath of the gods descended as a consequence of Mike's wrong-headed deductions.

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