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The Best American Humorous Short Stories
The Best American Humorous Short Stories

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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_Editor of Representative American Short Stories,” The Book of the Short Story,” the Little French Masterpieces Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.
I have tried to keep a certain unity of aim and impression in selecting these stories.
In the first place I determined that the pieces of brief fiction which I included must first of all be not merely good stories, but good short stories.
I put myself in the position of one who was about to select the best short stories in the whole range of American literature,[1] but who, just before he started to do this, was notified that he must refrain from selecting any of the best American short stories that did not contain the element of humor to a marked degree.
But I have kept in mind the wide boundaries of the term humor, and also the fact that the humorous standard should be kept secondalthough a close secondto the short story standard.
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The Best American Humorous Short Stories

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Best American Humorous Short Stories is here in full — 422 sentences across 85 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_Editor ofRepresentative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” theLittle French MasterpiecesSeries, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain allthe best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.
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I have tried to keep a certain unity of aim and impression in selecting these stories.
/aɪ hæv traɪd tuː kiːp ə ˈsɜːrtən ˈjuːnəti ʌv eɪm ənd ˌɪmˈpreʃən ɪn səˈlektɪŋ ðiːz ˈstɔːriz/
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In the first place I determined that the pieces of brief fiction which I included must first of all be not merely good stories, but good short stories.
/ɪn ðə fɜːrst pleɪs aɪ dɪˈtɜːrmənd ðæt ðə ˈpiːsəz ʌv briːf ˈfɪkʃən wɪtʃ aɪ ˌɪnˈkluːdəd mʌst fɜːrst ʌv ɔːl biː nɑːt ˈmɪrli ɡʊd ˈstɔːriz bʌt ɡʊd ʃɔːrt ˈstɔːriz/
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I put myself in the position of one who was about to select the best short stories in the whole range of American literature,[1] but who, just before he started to do this, was notified that he must refrain from selecting any of the best American short stories that did not contain the element of humor to a marked degree.
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But I have kept in mind the wide boundaries of the term humor, and also the fact that the humorous standard should be kept secondalthough a close secondto the short story standard.

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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boundaries noun US /ˈbaʊndəriz/

plural of “boundary” — the line or plane indicating the limit or extent of something

From this reading “But I have kept in mind the wide boundaries of the term humor, and also the fact that the humorous standard should be kept second—although a close second—to the short story standard.”

humorous adjective US /ˈhjuːmərəs/

full of or characterized by humor

From this reading “_Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.”

Masterpieces noun US /ˈmæstərpiːsəz/

plural of “masterpiece” — the most outstanding work of a creative artist or craftsman

From this reading “_Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.”

notified verb US /ˈnoʊtəfaɪd/

inflected form of “notify” — inform (somebody) of something

From this reading “I put myself in the position of one who was about to select the best short stories in the whole range of American literature,[1] but who, just before he started to do this, was notified that he must refrain from selecting any of the best American short stories that did not contain the element of humor to a marked degree.”

refrain verb US /rɪˈfreɪn/

resist doing something

From this reading “I put myself in the position of one who was about to select the best short stories in the whole range of American literature,[1] but who, just before he started to do this, was notified that he must refrain from selecting any of the best American short stories that did not contain the element of humor to a marked degree.”

selecting verb US /səˈlektɪŋ/

-ing form of “select” — pick out, select, or choose from a number of alternatives

From this reading “I have tried to keep a certain unity of aim and impression in selecting these stories.”

unity noun US /ˈjuːnəti/

an undivided or unbroken completeness or totality with nothing wanting

From this reading “I have tried to keep a certain unity of aim and impression in selecting these stories.”

vein noun US /veɪn/

a blood vessel that carries blood from the capillaries toward the heart

From this reading “_Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.”

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From this reading I put myself in the position of one who was about to select the best short stories in the whole range of American literature,[1] but who, just before he started to do this, was notified that he must refrain from selecting any of the best American short stories that did not contain the element of humor to a marked degree.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I have tried to keep a certain unity of aim and impression in selecting these stories.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading I put myself in the position of one who was about to select the best short stories in the whole range of American literature,[1] but who, just before he started to do this, was notified that he must refrain from selecting any of the best American short stories that did not contain the element of humor to a marked degree.

aimverbUS /eɪm/

point or cause to go (blows, weapons, or objects such as photographic equipment) towards

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

alsoadverbUS /ˈɔːlsoʊ/

in addition

From this reading But I have kept in mind the wide boundaries of the term humor, and also the fact that the humorous standard should be kept second—although a close second—to the short story standard.

althoughconjunctionUS /ˌɔːlˈðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading But I have kept in mind the wide boundaries of the term humor, and also the fact that the humorous standard should be kept second—although a close second—to the short story standard.

AmericannounUS /əˈmerəkən/

a native or inhabitant of the United States

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I have tried to keep a certain unity of aim and impression in selecting these stories.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading I put myself in the position of one who was about to select the best short stories in the whole range of American literature,[1] but who, just before he started to do this, was notified that he must refrain from selecting any of the best American short stories that did not contain the element of humor to a marked degree.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading In the first place I determined that the pieces of brief fiction which I included must first of all be not merely good stories, but good short stories.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading I put myself in the position of one who was about to select the best short stories in the whole range of American literature,[1] but who, just before he started to do this, was notified that he must refrain from selecting any of the best American short stories that did not contain the element of humor to a marked degree.

bestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

BooknounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

boundariesnounUS /ˈbaʊndəriz/

plural of “boundary” — the line or plane indicating the limit or extent of something

From this reading But I have kept in mind the wide boundaries of the term humor, and also the fact that the humorous standard should be kept second—although a close second—to the short story standard.

briefadjectiveUS /briːf/

of short duration or distance

From this reading In the first place I determined that the pieces of brief fiction which I included must first of all be not merely good stories, but good short stories.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading In the first place I determined that the pieces of brief fiction which I included must first of all be not merely good stories, but good short stories.

certainadjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrtən/

definite but not specified or identified

From this reading I have tried to keep a certain unity of aim and impression in selecting these stories.

closeadjectiveUS /kloʊs/

at or within a short distance in space or time or having elements near each other

From this reading But I have kept in mind the wide boundaries of the term humor, and also the fact that the humorous standard should be kept second—although a close second—to the short story standard.

containverbUS /kənˈteɪn/

include or contain; have as a component

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

degreenounUS /dɪˈɡriː/

a position on a scale of intensity or amount or quality

From this reading I put myself in the position of one who was about to select the best short stories in the whole range of American literature,[1] but who, just before he started to do this, was notified that he must refrain from selecting any of the best American short stories that did not contain the element of humor to a marked degree.

determinedadjectiveUS /dɪˈtɜːrmənd/

characterized by great determination

From this reading In the first place I determined that the pieces of brief fiction which I included must first of all be not merely good stories, but good short stories.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading I put myself in the position of one who was about to select the best short stories in the whole range of American literature,[1] but who, just before he started to do this, was notified that he must refrain from selecting any of the best American short stories that did not contain the element of humor to a marked degree.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading I put myself in the position of one who was about to select the best short stories in the whole range of American literature,[1] but who, just before he started to do this, was notified that he must refrain from selecting any of the best American short stories that did not contain the element of humor to a marked degree.

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

EditornounUS /ˈedətər/

a person responsible for the editorial aspects of publication; the person who determines the final content of a text (especially of a newspaper or magazine)

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

elementnounUS /ˈeləmənt/

an abstract part of something

From this reading I put myself in the position of one who was about to select the best short stories in the whole range of American literature,[1] but who, just before he started to do this, was notified that he must refrain from selecting any of the best American short stories that did not contain the element of humor to a marked degree.

equallyadverbUS /ˈiːkwəli/

to the same degree (often followed by “as”)

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

etc

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

factnounUS /fækt/

a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading But I have kept in mind the wide boundaries of the term humor, and also the fact that the humorous standard should be kept second—although a close second—to the short story standard.

fictionnounUS /ˈfɪkʃən/

a literary work based on the imagination and not necessarily on fact

From this reading In the first place I determined that the pieces of brief fiction which I included must first of all be not merely good stories, but good short stories.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading In the first place I determined that the pieces of brief fiction which I included must first of all be not merely good stories, but good short stories.

FrenchnounUS /frentʃ/

the Romance language spoken in France and in countries colonized by France

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading I put myself in the position of one who was about to select the best short stories in the whole range of American literature,[1] but who, just before he started to do this, was notified that he must refrain from selecting any of the best American short stories that did not contain the element of humor to a marked degree.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I have tried to keep a certain unity of aim and impression in selecting these stories.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I put myself in the position of one who was about to select the best short stories in the whole range of American literature,[1] but who, just before he started to do this, was notified that he must refrain from selecting any of the best American short stories that did not contain the element of humor to a marked degree.

humornounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading I put myself in the position of one who was about to select the best short stories in the whole range of American literature,[1] but who, just before he started to do this, was notified that he must refrain from selecting any of the best American short stories that did not contain the element of humor to a marked degree.

humorousadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmərəs/

full of or characterized by humor

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

impressionnounUS /ˌɪmˈpreʃən/

a vague idea in which some confidence is placed

From this reading I have tried to keep a certain unity of aim and impression in selecting these stories.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

includedadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈkluːdəd/

enclosed in the same envelope or package

From this reading In the first place I determined that the pieces of brief fiction which I included must first of all be not merely good stories, but good short stories.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading I put myself in the position of one who was about to select the best short stories in the whole range of American literature,[1] but who, just before he started to do this, was notified that he must refrain from selecting any of the best American short stories that did not contain the element of humor to a marked degree.

keepverbUS /kiːp/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading I have tried to keep a certain unity of aim and impression in selecting these stories.

keptadjectiveUS /kept/

(especially of promises or contracts) not violated or disregarded

From this reading But I have kept in mind the wide boundaries of the term humor, and also the fact that the humorous standard should be kept second—although a close second—to the short story standard.

literaturenounUS /ˈlɪtərətʃər/

creative writing of recognized artistic value

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

LittleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

markedadjectiveUS /mɑːrkt/

strongly marked; easily noticeable

From this reading I put myself in the position of one who was about to select the best short stories in the whole range of American literature,[1] but who, just before he started to do this, was notified that he must refrain from selecting any of the best American short stories that did not contain the element of humor to a marked degree.

MasterpiecesnounUS /ˈmæstərpiːsəz/

plural of “masterpiece” — the most outstanding work of a creative artist or craftsman

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

merelyadverbUS /ˈmɪrli/

and nothing more

From this reading In the first place I determined that the pieces of brief fiction which I included must first of all be not merely good stories, but good short stories.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading But I have kept in mind the wide boundaries of the term humor, and also the fact that the humorous standard should be kept second—although a close second—to the short story standard.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading In the first place I determined that the pieces of brief fiction which I included must first of all be not merely good stories, but good short stories.

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading I put myself in the position of one who was about to select the best short stories in the whole range of American literature,[1] but who, just before he started to do this, was notified that he must refrain from selecting any of the best American short stories that did not contain the element of humor to a marked degree.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

notifiedverbUS /ˈnoʊtəfaɪd/

inflected form of “notify” — inform (somebody) of something

From this reading I put myself in the position of one who was about to select the best short stories in the whole range of American literature,[1] but who, just before he started to do this, was notified that he must refrain from selecting any of the best American short stories that did not contain the element of humor to a marked degree.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading I put myself in the position of one who was about to select the best short stories in the whole range of American literature,[1] but who, just before he started to do this, was notified that he must refrain from selecting any of the best American short stories that did not contain the element of humor to a marked degree.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

piecesnounUS /ˈpiːsəz/

plural of “piece” — a separate part of a whole

From this reading In the first place I determined that the pieces of brief fiction which I included must first of all be not merely good stories, but good short stories.

placenounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading In the first place I determined that the pieces of brief fiction which I included must first of all be not merely good stories, but good short stories.

positionnounUS /pəˈzɪʃən/

the particular portion of space occupied by something

From this reading I put myself in the position of one who was about to select the best short stories in the whole range of American literature,[1] but who, just before he started to do this, was notified that he must refrain from selecting any of the best American short stories that did not contain the element of humor to a marked degree.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading I put myself in the position of one who was about to select the best short stories in the whole range of American literature,[1] but who, just before he started to do this, was notified that he must refrain from selecting any of the best American short stories that did not contain the element of humor to a marked degree.

rangenounUS /reɪndʒ/

an area in which something acts or operates or has power or control: "the range of a supersonic jet"

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

refrainverbUS /rɪˈfreɪn/

resist doing something

From this reading I put myself in the position of one who was about to select the best short stories in the whole range of American literature,[1] but who, just before he started to do this, was notified that he must refrain from selecting any of the best American short stories that did not contain the element of humor to a marked degree.

RepresentativenounUS /ˌreprəˈzentətɪv/

a person who represents others

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

scatteredadjectiveUS /ˈskætərd/

occurring or distributed over widely spaced and irregular intervals in time or space

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

secondnounUS /ˈsekənd/

1/60 of a minute; the basic unit of time adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading But I have kept in mind the wide boundaries of the term humor, and also the fact that the humorous standard should be kept second—although a close second—to the short story standard.

selectadjectiveUS /səˈlekt/

of superior grade

From this reading I put myself in the position of one who was about to select the best short stories in the whole range of American literature,[1] but who, just before he started to do this, was notified that he must refrain from selecting any of the best American short stories that did not contain the element of humor to a marked degree.

selectingverbUS /səˈlektɪŋ/

-ing form of “select” — pick out, select, or choose from a number of alternatives

From this reading I have tried to keep a certain unity of aim and impression in selecting these stories.

SeriesnounUS /ˈsɪriz/

similar things placed in order or happening one after another

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

ShortadjectiveUS /ʃɔːrt/

primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading But I have kept in mind the wide boundaries of the term humor, and also the fact that the humorous standard should be kept second—although a close second—to the short story standard.

standardadjectiveUS /ˈstændərd/

conforming to or constituting a standard of measurement or value; or of the usual or regularized or accepted kind

From this reading But I have kept in mind the wide boundaries of the term humor, and also the fact that the humorous standard should be kept second—although a close second—to the short story standard.

startedverbUS /ˈstɑːrtɪd/

past form of “start” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading I put myself in the position of one who was about to select the best short stories in the whole range of American literature,[1] but who, just before he started to do this, was notified that he must refrain from selecting any of the best American short stories that did not contain the element of humor to a marked degree.

StoriesnounUS /ˈstɔːriz/

plural of “story” — a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

StorynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

supposeverbUS /səˈpoʊz/

express a supposition

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

termnounUS /tɜːrm/

a word or expression used for some particular thing

From this reading But I have kept in mind the wide boundaries of the term humor, and also the fact that the humorous standard should be kept second—although a close second—to the short story standard.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading In the first place I determined that the pieces of brief fiction which I included must first of all be not merely good stories, but good short stories.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading I have tried to keep a certain unity of aim and impression in selecting these stories.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

triedadjectiveUS /traɪd/

tested and proved useful or correct

From this reading I have tried to keep a certain unity of aim and impression in selecting these stories.

unitynounUS /ˈjuːnəti/

an undivided or unbroken completeness or totality with nothing wanting

From this reading I have tried to keep a certain unity of aim and impression in selecting these stories.

veinnounUS /veɪn/

a blood vessel that carries blood from the capillaries toward the heart

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

volumenounUS /ˈvɑːljuːm/

the amount of 3-dimensional space occupied by an object

From this reading _Editor of “Representative American Short Stories,” “The Book of the Short Story,” the “Little French Masterpieces” Series, etc._ This volume does not aim to contain all “the best American humorous short stories”; there are many other stories equally as good, I suppose, in much the same vein, scattered through the range of American literature.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I put myself in the position of one who was about to select the best short stories in the whole range of American literature,[1] but who, just before he started to do this, was notified that he must refrain from selecting any of the best American short stories that did not contain the element of humor to a marked degree.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading In the first place I determined that the pieces of brief fiction which I included must first of all be not merely good stories, but good short stories.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading I put myself in the position of one who was about to select the best short stories in the whole range of American literature,[1] but who, just before he started to do this, was notified that he must refrain from selecting any of the best American short stories that did not contain the element of humor to a marked degree.

wholeadjectiveUS /hoʊl/

including all components without exception; being one unit or constituting the full amount or extent or duration; complete

From this reading I put myself in the position of one who was about to select the best short stories in the whole range of American literature,[1] but who, just before he started to do this, was notified that he must refrain from selecting any of the best American short stories that did not contain the element of humor to a marked degree.

wideadjectiveUS /waɪd/

having great (or a certain) extent from one side to the other

From this reading But I have kept in mind the wide boundaries of the term humor, and also the fact that the humorous standard should be kept second—although a close second—to the short story standard.

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