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The Best American Humorous Short Stories

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of The Best American Humorous Short Stories is here in full — 407 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Do?” said Podington; he’ll do what he is doing now; he doesn’t mind trains.”
But look here, William,” exclaimed Buller, it will get there just as we do; no horse could stand a roaring up in the air like that!”
Podington laughed.
He would not mind it in the least,” said he.
Come, come now,” cried Buller.
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The Best American Humorous Short Stories

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of The Best American Humorous Short Stories is here in full — 407 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/81 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Do?” said Podington; “he’ll do what he is doing now; he doesn’t mind trains.”
Line 2
But look here, William,” exclaimed Buller, “it will get there just as we do; no horse could stand a roaring up in the air like that!”
Line 3
Podington laughed.
Line 4
He would not mind it in the least,” said he.
/hiː wʊd nɑːt maɪnd ɪt ɪn ðə liːst sed hiː/
Line 5
Come, come now,” cried Buller.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

doing verb US /ˈduːɪŋ/

-ing form of “do” — engage in

From this reading ““Do?” said Podington; “he’ll do what he is doing now; he doesn’t mind trains.””

exclaimed verb US /ɪkˈskleɪmd/

past form of “exclaim” — utter aloud; often with surprise, horror, or joy

From this reading ““But look here, William,” exclaimed Buller, “it will get there just as we do; no horse could stand a roaring up in the air like that!””

horse noun US /hɔːrs/

solid-hoofed herbivorous quadruped domesticated since prehistoric times

From this reading ““But look here, William,” exclaimed Buller, “it will get there just as we do; no horse could stand a roaring up in the air like that!””

laughed verb US /læft/

past form of “laugh” — produce laughter

From this reading “Podington laughed.”

least adjective US /liːst/

the superlative of “little” that can be used with mass nouns and is usually preceded by “the”; a quantifier meaning smallest in amount or extent or degree

From this reading ““He would not mind it in the least,” said he.”

roaring noun US /ˈrɔːrɪŋ/

a deep prolonged loud noise

From this reading ““But look here, William,” exclaimed Buller, “it will get there just as we do; no horse could stand a roaring up in the air like that!””

stand verb US /stænd/

be standing; be upright

From this reading ““But look here, William,” exclaimed Buller, “it will get there just as we do; no horse could stand a roaring up in the air like that!””

trains noun US /treɪnz/

plural of “train” — public transport provided by a line of railway cars coupled together and drawn by a locomotive

From this reading ““Do?” said Podington; “he’ll do what he is doing now; he doesn’t mind trains.””

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “But look here, William,” exclaimed Buller, “it will get there just as we do; no horse could stand a roaring up in the air like that!”

airnounUS /er/

a mixture of gases (especially oxygen) required for breathing; the stuff that the wind consists of

From this reading “But look here, William,” exclaimed Buller, “it will get there just as we do; no horse could stand a roaring up in the air like that!”

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading “But look here, William,” exclaimed Buller, “it will get there just as we do; no horse could stand a roaring up in the air like that!”

Buller

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “But look here, William,” exclaimed Buller, “it will get there just as we do; no horse could stand a roaring up in the air like that!”

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading “But look here, William,” exclaimed Buller, “it will get there just as we do; no horse could stand a roaring up in the air like that!”

ComeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading “Come, come now,” cried Buller.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading “But look here, William,” exclaimed Buller, “it will get there just as we do; no horse could stand a roaring up in the air like that!”

criedverbUS /kraɪd/

inflected form of “cry” — utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading “Come, come now,” cried Buller.

Doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading “Do?” said Podington; “he’ll do what he is doing now; he doesn’t mind trains.”

doesn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Do?” said Podington; “he’ll do what he is doing now; he doesn’t mind trains.”

doingverbUS /ˈduːɪŋ/

-ing form of “do” — engage in

From this reading “Do?” said Podington; “he’ll do what he is doing now; he doesn’t mind trains.”

exclaimedverbUS /ɪkˈskleɪmd/

past form of “exclaim” — utter aloud; often with surprise, horror, or joy

From this reading “But look here, William,” exclaimed Buller, “it will get there just as we do; no horse could stand a roaring up in the air like that!”

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading “But look here, William,” exclaimed Buller, “it will get there just as we do; no horse could stand a roaring up in the air like that!”

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “Do?” said Podington; “he’ll do what he is doing now; he doesn’t mind trains.”

he'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Do?” said Podington; “he’ll do what he is doing now; he doesn’t mind trains.”

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading “But look here, William,” exclaimed Buller, “it will get there just as we do; no horse could stand a roaring up in the air like that!”

horsenounUS /hɔːrs/

solid-hoofed herbivorous quadruped domesticated since prehistoric times

From this reading “But look here, William,” exclaimed Buller, “it will get there just as we do; no horse could stand a roaring up in the air like that!”

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “But look here, William,” exclaimed Buller, “it will get there just as we do; no horse could stand a roaring up in the air like that!”

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “Do?” said Podington; “he’ll do what he is doing now; he doesn’t mind trains.”

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading “But look here, William,” exclaimed Buller, “it will get there just as we do; no horse could stand a roaring up in the air like that!”

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading “But look here, William,” exclaimed Buller, “it will get there just as we do; no horse could stand a roaring up in the air like that!”

laughedverbUS /læft/

past form of “laugh” — produce laughter

From this reading Podington laughed.

leastadjectiveUS /liːst/

the superlative of “little” that can be used with mass nouns and is usually preceded by “the”; a quantifier meaning smallest in amount or extent or degree

From this reading “He would not mind it in the least,” said he.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading “But look here, William,” exclaimed Buller, “it will get there just as we do; no horse could stand a roaring up in the air like that!”

lookverbUS /lʊk/

perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading “But look here, William,” exclaimed Buller, “it will get there just as we do; no horse could stand a roaring up in the air like that!”

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading “Do?” said Podington; “he’ll do what he is doing now; he doesn’t mind trains.”

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading “But look here, William,” exclaimed Buller, “it will get there just as we do; no horse could stand a roaring up in the air like that!”

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading “He would not mind it in the least,” said he.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading “Do?” said Podington; “he’ll do what he is doing now; he doesn’t mind trains.”

Podington

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Do?” said Podington; “he’ll do what he is doing now; he doesn’t mind trains.”

roaringnounUS /ˈrɔːrɪŋ/

a deep prolonged loud noise

From this reading “But look here, William,” exclaimed Buller, “it will get there just as we do; no horse could stand a roaring up in the air like that!”

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “Do?” said Podington; “he’ll do what he is doing now; he doesn’t mind trains.”

standverbUS /stænd/

be standing; be upright

From this reading “But look here, William,” exclaimed Buller, “it will get there just as we do; no horse could stand a roaring up in the air like that!”

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “But look here, William,” exclaimed Buller, “it will get there just as we do; no horse could stand a roaring up in the air like that!”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “But look here, William,” exclaimed Buller, “it will get there just as we do; no horse could stand a roaring up in the air like that!”

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading “But look here, William,” exclaimed Buller, “it will get there just as we do; no horse could stand a roaring up in the air like that!”

trainsnounUS /treɪnz/

plural of “train” — public transport provided by a line of railway cars coupled together and drawn by a locomotive

From this reading “Do?” said Podington; “he’ll do what he is doing now; he doesn’t mind trains.”

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading “But look here, William,” exclaimed Buller, “it will get there just as we do; no horse could stand a roaring up in the air like that!”

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading “But look here, William,” exclaimed Buller, “it will get there just as we do; no horse could stand a roaring up in the air like that!”

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading “Do?” said Podington; “he’ll do what he is doing now; he doesn’t mind trains.”

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading “But look here, William,” exclaimed Buller, “it will get there just as we do; no horse could stand a roaring up in the air like that!”

William

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “But look here, William,” exclaimed Buller, “it will get there just as we do; no horse could stand a roaring up in the air like that!”

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading “He would not mind it in the least,” said he.

Chapter 8 of The Best American Humorous Short Stories by Alexander[Editor] Jessup holds 407 sentences, grouped into 82 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 8 holds 407 sentences of The Best American Humorous Short Stories, unabridged, divided into 82 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 8 of The Best American Humorous Short Stories by Alexander[Editor] Jessup exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 407 sentences, grouped into 82 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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