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The Best American Humorous Short Stories

Chapter IX · Chapter 9

Chapter 9 of The Best American Humorous Short Stories is here in full — 436 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Startling as this admission might have been to any other lawyer, Starbottle was absolutely relieved by it.
The absence of any mirth-provoking correspondence, and the appeal solely to his own powers of persuasion, actually struck his fancy.
He lightly put aside the compliment with a wave of his white hand.
Of course,” said the Colonel, confidently, there is strongly presumptive and corroborative evidence?
Perhaps you can give meera brief outline of the affair?”
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The Best American Humorous Short Stories

Chapter IX · Chapter 9

Chapter 9 of The Best American Humorous Short Stories is here in full — 436 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/87 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Startling as this admission might have been to any other lawyer, Starbottle was absolutely relieved by it.
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The absence of any mirth-provoking correspondence, and the appeal solely to his own powers of persuasion, actually struck his fancy.
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He lightly put aside the compliment with a wave of his white hand.
/hiː ˈlaɪtli pʊt əˈsaɪd ðə ˈkɑːmpləment wɪð ə weɪv ʌv hɪz waɪt hænd/
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Of course,” said the Colonel, confidently, “there is strongly presumptive and corroborative evidence?
/ʌv kɔːrs sed ðə ˈkɜːrnəl ˈkɑːnfədəntli ðer ɪz ˈstrɔːŋli priˈzʌmptɪv ənd kərˈɑːbərətɪv ˈevədəns/
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Perhaps you can give meera brief outline of the affair?”

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

admission noun US /ædˈmɪʃən/

the act of admitting someone to enter

From this reading “Startling as this admission might have been to any other lawyer, Starbottle was absolutely relieved by it.”

confidently adverb US /ˈkɑːnfədəntli/

with confidence; in a confident manner

From this reading ““Of course,” said the Colonel, confidently, “there is strongly presumptive and corroborative evidence?”

corroborative adjective US /kərˈɑːbərətɪv/

serving to support or corroborate

From this reading ““Of course,” said the Colonel, confidently, “there is strongly presumptive and corroborative evidence?”

outline noun US /ˈaʊtlaɪn/

the line that appears to bound an object

From this reading “Perhaps you can give me—er—a brief outline of the affair?””

persuasion noun US /pərˈsweɪʒən/

the act of persuading (or attempting to persuade); communication intended to induce belief or action

From this reading “The absence of any mirth-provoking correspondence, and the appeal solely to his own powers of persuasion, actually struck his fancy.”

presumptive adjective US /priˈzʌmptɪv/

having a reasonable basis for belief or acceptance

From this reading ““Of course,” said the Colonel, confidently, “there is strongly presumptive and corroborative evidence?”

solely adverb US /ˈsoʊəli/

without any others being included or involved

From this reading “The absence of any mirth-provoking correspondence, and the appeal solely to his own powers of persuasion, actually struck his fancy.”

Startling adjective US /ˈstɑːrtlɪŋ/

so remarkably different or sudden as to cause momentary shock or alarm

From this reading “Startling as this admission might have been to any other lawyer, Starbottle was absolutely relieved by it.”

All words in this reading · 61

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading He lightly put aside the compliment with a wave of his white hand.

absencenounUS /ˈæbsəns/

the state of being absent

From this reading The absence of any mirth-provoking correspondence, and the appeal solely to his own powers of persuasion, actually struck his fancy.

absolutelyadverbUS /ˌæbsəˈluːtli/

completely and without qualification; used informally as intensifiers

From this reading Startling as this admission might have been to any other lawyer, Starbottle was absolutely relieved by it.

actuallyadverbUS /ˈæktʃuːəli/

in actual fact

From this reading The absence of any mirth-provoking correspondence, and the appeal solely to his own powers of persuasion, actually struck his fancy.

admissionnounUS /ædˈmɪʃən/

the act of admitting someone to enter

From this reading Startling as this admission might have been to any other lawyer, Starbottle was absolutely relieved by it.

affairnounUS /əˈfer/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading Perhaps you can give me—er—a brief outline of the affair?”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The absence of any mirth-provoking correspondence, and the appeal solely to his own powers of persuasion, actually struck his fancy.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading Startling as this admission might have been to any other lawyer, Starbottle was absolutely relieved by it.

appealverbUS /əˈpiːl/

take a court case to a higher court for review

From this reading The absence of any mirth-provoking correspondence, and the appeal solely to his own powers of persuasion, actually struck his fancy.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Startling as this admission might have been to any other lawyer, Starbottle was absolutely relieved by it.

asideadverbUS /əˈsaɪd/

on or to one side

From this reading He lightly put aside the compliment with a wave of his white hand.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Startling as this admission might have been to any other lawyer, Starbottle was absolutely relieved by it.

briefadjectiveUS /briːf/

of short duration or distance

From this reading Perhaps you can give me—er—a brief outline of the affair?”

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Startling as this admission might have been to any other lawyer, Starbottle was absolutely relieved by it.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Perhaps you can give me—er—a brief outline of the affair?”

ColonelnounUS /ˈkɜːrnəl/

a commissioned military officer in the United States Army or Air Force or Marines who ranks above a lieutenant colonel and below a brigadier general

From this reading “Of course,” said the Colonel, confidently, “there is strongly presumptive and corroborative evidence?

complimentverbUS /ˈkɑːmpləment/

say something to someone that expresses praise

From this reading He lightly put aside the compliment with a wave of his white hand.

confidentlyadverbUS /ˈkɑːnfədəntli/

with confidence; in a confident manner

From this reading “Of course,” said the Colonel, confidently, “there is strongly presumptive and corroborative evidence?

correspondencenounUS /ˌkɔːrəˈspɑːndəns/

communication by the exchange of letters

From this reading The absence of any mirth-provoking correspondence, and the appeal solely to his own powers of persuasion, actually struck his fancy.

corroborativeadjectiveUS /kərˈɑːbərətɪv/

serving to support or corroborate

From this reading “Of course,” said the Colonel, confidently, “there is strongly presumptive and corroborative evidence?

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading “Of course,” said the Colonel, confidently, “there is strongly presumptive and corroborative evidence?

ernounUS /ər/

a trivalent metallic element of the rare earth group; occurs with yttrium

From this reading Perhaps you can give me—er—a brief outline of the affair?”

evidencenounUS /ˈevədəns/

your basis for belief or disbelief; knowledge on which to base belief

From this reading “Of course,” said the Colonel, confidently, “there is strongly presumptive and corroborative evidence?

fancynounUS /ˈfænsi/

something many people believe that is false

From this reading The absence of any mirth-provoking correspondence, and the appeal solely to his own powers of persuasion, actually struck his fancy.

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading Perhaps you can give me—er—a brief outline of the affair?”

handnounUS /hænd/

the (prehensile) extremity of the superior limb

From this reading He lightly put aside the compliment with a wave of his white hand.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Startling as this admission might have been to any other lawyer, Starbottle was absolutely relieved by it.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He lightly put aside the compliment with a wave of his white hand.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The absence of any mirth-provoking correspondence, and the appeal solely to his own powers of persuasion, actually struck his fancy.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “Of course,” said the Colonel, confidently, “there is strongly presumptive and corroborative evidence?

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Startling as this admission might have been to any other lawyer, Starbottle was absolutely relieved by it.

lawyernounUS /ˈlɔːjər/

a professional person authorized to practice law; conducts lawsuits or gives legal advice

From this reading Startling as this admission might have been to any other lawyer, Starbottle was absolutely relieved by it.

lightlyadverbUS /ˈlaɪtli/

without good reason

From this reading He lightly put aside the compliment with a wave of his white hand.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Perhaps you can give me—er—a brief outline of the affair?”

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading Startling as this admission might have been to any other lawyer, Starbottle was absolutely relieved by it.

mirth-provoking

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The absence of any mirth-provoking correspondence, and the appeal solely to his own powers of persuasion, actually struck his fancy.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The absence of any mirth-provoking correspondence, and the appeal solely to his own powers of persuasion, actually struck his fancy.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading Startling as this admission might have been to any other lawyer, Starbottle was absolutely relieved by it.

outlinenounUS /ˈaʊtlaɪn/

the line that appears to bound an object

From this reading Perhaps you can give me—er—a brief outline of the affair?”

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading The absence of any mirth-provoking correspondence, and the appeal solely to his own powers of persuasion, actually struck his fancy.

PerhapsadverbUS /pərˈhæps/

by chance

From this reading Perhaps you can give me—er—a brief outline of the affair?”

persuasionnounUS /pərˈsweɪʒən/

the act of persuading (or attempting to persuade); communication intended to induce belief or action

From this reading The absence of any mirth-provoking correspondence, and the appeal solely to his own powers of persuasion, actually struck his fancy.

powersnounUS /ˈpaʊərz/

plural of “power” — possession of controlling influence

From this reading The absence of any mirth-provoking correspondence, and the appeal solely to his own powers of persuasion, actually struck his fancy.

presumptiveadjectiveUS /priˈzʌmptɪv/

having a reasonable basis for belief or acceptance

From this reading “Of course,” said the Colonel, confidently, “there is strongly presumptive and corroborative evidence?

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading He lightly put aside the compliment with a wave of his white hand.

relievedadjectiveUS /rɪˈliːvd/

(of pain or sorrow) made easier to bear

From this reading Startling as this admission might have been to any other lawyer, Starbottle was absolutely relieved by it.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “Of course,” said the Colonel, confidently, “there is strongly presumptive and corroborative evidence?

solelyadverbUS /ˈsoʊəli/

without any others being included or involved

From this reading The absence of any mirth-provoking correspondence, and the appeal solely to his own powers of persuasion, actually struck his fancy.

Starbottle

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Startling as this admission might have been to any other lawyer, Starbottle was absolutely relieved by it.

StartlingadjectiveUS /ˈstɑːrtlɪŋ/

so remarkably different or sudden as to cause momentary shock or alarm

From this reading Startling as this admission might have been to any other lawyer, Starbottle was absolutely relieved by it.

stronglyadverbUS /ˈstrɔːŋli/

with strength or in a strong manner

From this reading “Of course,” said the Colonel, confidently, “there is strongly presumptive and corroborative evidence?

struckadjectiveUS /strʌk/

(used in combination) affected by something overwhelming

From this reading The absence of any mirth-provoking correspondence, and the appeal solely to his own powers of persuasion, actually struck his fancy.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The absence of any mirth-provoking correspondence, and the appeal solely to his own powers of persuasion, actually struck his fancy.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading “Of course,” said the Colonel, confidently, “there is strongly presumptive and corroborative evidence?

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Startling as this admission might have been to any other lawyer, Starbottle was absolutely relieved by it.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Startling as this admission might have been to any other lawyer, Starbottle was absolutely relieved by it.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Startling as this admission might have been to any other lawyer, Starbottle was absolutely relieved by it.

wavenounUS /weɪv/

one of a series of ridges that moves across the surface of a liquid (especially across a large body of water)

From this reading He lightly put aside the compliment with a wave of his white hand.

whitenounUS /waɪt/

a Caucasian

From this reading He lightly put aside the compliment with a wave of his white hand.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading He lightly put aside the compliment with a wave of his white hand.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Perhaps you can give me—er—a brief outline of the affair?”

Chapter 9 of The Best American Humorous Short Stories by Alexander[Editor] Jessup holds 436 sentences, grouped into 88 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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