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The Best American Humorous Short Stories

Chapter X · Chapter 10

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It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.
Ieroffer my sincerest congratulationsthough I think youeroverestimatemyerpowers of penetration.
Unfortunately, a pressing engagement, which may oblige me also to leave town to-night, forbids my saying more.
I haveerleft theerbusiness settlement of thisercase in the hands of the lawyers who do my office-work, and who will show you every attention.
And now let me wish you a very good afternoon.”
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The Best American Humorous Short Stories

Chapter X · Chapter 10

Chapter 10 of The Best American Humorous Short Stories is here in full — 421 sentences across 85 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/84 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.
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Ieroffer my sincerest congratulationsthough I think youeroverestimatemyerpowers of penetration.
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Unfortunately, a pressing engagement, which may oblige me also to leave town to-night, forbids my saying more.
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I haveerleft theerbusiness settlement of thisercase in the hands of the lawyers who do my office-work, and who will show you every attention.
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And now let me wish you a very good afternoon.”
/ənd naʊ let miː wɪʃ juː ə ˈveri ɡʊd ˌæftərˈnuːn/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

congratulations noun US /kənˌɡrætʃəˈleɪʃənz/

an expression of approval and commendation

From this reading ““I—er—offer my sincerest congratulations—though I think you—er—overestimate—my—er—powers of penetration.”

evade verb US /ɪˈveɪd/

avoid or try to avoid fulfilling, answering, or performing (duties, questions, or issues)

From this reading “It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.”

fingertips noun US /ˈfɪŋɡərtɪps/

plural of “fingertip” — the end (tip) of a finger

From this reading “It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.”

forbids verb US /fərˈbɪdz/

third-person singular of “forbid” — command against

From this reading “Unfortunately, a pressing engagement, which may oblige me also to leave town to-night, forbids my saying more.”

impulsive adjective US /ˌɪmˈpʌlsɪv/

proceeding from natural feeling or impulse without external stimulus

From this reading “It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.”

overestimate verb US /ˌoʊvərˈestəmeɪt/

make too high an estimate of

From this reading ““I—er—offer my sincerest congratulations—though I think you—er—overestimate—my—er—powers of penetration.”

penetration noun US /ˌpenəˈtreɪʃən/

an attack that penetrates into enemy territory

From this reading ““I—er—offer my sincerest congratulations—though I think you—er—overestimate—my—er—powers of penetration.”

proffered verb US /ˈprɑːfərd/

past form of “proffer” — present for acceptance or rejection

From this reading “It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Unfortunately, a pressing engagement, which may oblige me also to leave town to-night, forbids my saying more.

afternoonnounUS /ˌæftərˈnuːn/

the part of the day between noon and evening

From this reading And now let me wish you a very good afternoon.”

alsoadverbUS /ˈɔːlsoʊ/

in addition

From this reading Unfortunately, a pressing engagement, which may oblige me also to leave town to-night, forbids my saying more.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

attentionnounUS /əˈtenʃən/

the process whereby a person concentrates on some features of the environment to the (relative) exclusion of others

From this reading I have—er—left the—er—business settlement of this—er—case in the hands of the lawyers who do my office-work, and who will show you every attention.

bowedadjectiveUS /baʊd/

of a stringed instrument; sounded by stroking with a bow

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

businessnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading I have—er—left the—er—business settlement of this—er—case in the hands of the lawyers who do my office-work, and who will show you every attention.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

casenounUS /keɪs/

an occurrence of something

From this reading I have—er—left the—er—business settlement of this—er—case in the hands of the lawyers who do my office-work, and who will show you every attention.

ColonelnounUS /ˈkɜːrnəl/

a commissioned military officer in the United States Army or Air Force or Marines who ranks above a lieutenant colonel and below a brigadier general

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

congratulationsnounUS /kənˌɡrætʃəˈleɪʃənz/

an expression of approval and commendation

From this reading “I—er—offer my sincerest congratulations—though I think you—er—overestimate—my—er—powers of penetration.

courteouslyadverb

in a polite manner

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading I have—er—left the—er—business settlement of this—er—case in the hands of the lawyers who do my office-work, and who will show you every attention.

engagementnounUS /enˈɡeɪdʒmənt/

a hostile meeting of opposing military forces in the course of a war

From this reading Unfortunately, a pressing engagement, which may oblige me also to leave town to-night, forbids my saying more.

ernounUS /ər/

a trivalent metallic element of the rare earth group; occurs with yttrium

From this reading “I—er—offer my sincerest congratulations—though I think you—er—overestimate—my—er—powers of penetration.

evadeverbUS /ɪˈveɪd/

avoid or try to avoid fulfilling, answering, or performing (duties, questions, or issues)

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading I have—er—left the—er—business settlement of this—er—case in the hands of the lawyers who do my office-work, and who will show you every attention.

fingertipsnounUS /ˈfɪŋɡərtɪps/

plural of “fingertip” — the end (tip) of a finger

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

forbidsverbUS /fərˈbɪdz/

third-person singular of “forbid” — command against

From this reading Unfortunately, a pressing engagement, which may oblige me also to leave town to-night, forbids my saying more.

franker

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

gentleadjectiveUS /ˈdʒentəl/

soft and mild; not harsh or stern or severe

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading And now let me wish you a very good afternoon.”

handnounUS /hænd/

the (prehensile) extremity of the superior limb

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

handsnounUS /hændz/

(with “in”) guardianship over; in divorce cases it is the right to house and care for and discipline a child

From this reading I have—er—left the—er—business settlement of this—er—case in the hands of the lawyers who do my office-work, and who will show you every attention.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I have—er—left the—er—business settlement of this—er—case in the hands of the lawyers who do my office-work, and who will show you every attention.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

Hiram

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “I—er—offer my sincerest congratulations—though I think you—er—overestimate—my—er—powers of penetration.

impulsiveadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈpʌlsɪv/

proceeding from natural feeling or impulse without external stimulus

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I have—er—left the—er—business settlement of this—er—case in the hands of the lawyers who do my office-work, and who will show you every attention.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

lawyersnounUS /ˈlɔːjərz/

plural of “lawyer” — a professional person authorized to practice law; conducts lawsuits or gives legal advice

From this reading I have—er—left the—er—business settlement of this—er—case in the hands of the lawyers who do my office-work, and who will show you every attention.

leaveverbUS /liːv/

go away from a place

From this reading Unfortunately, a pressing engagement, which may oblige me also to leave town to-night, forbids my saying more.

leftnounUS /left/

location near or direction toward the left side; i.e. the side to the north when a person or object faces east

From this reading I have—er—left the—er—business settlement of this—er—case in the hands of the lawyers who do my office-work, and who will show you every attention.

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading And now let me wish you a very good afternoon.”

lightlyadverbUS /ˈlaɪtli/

without good reason

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

managedverbUS /ˈmænədʒd/

past form of “manage” — be successful; achieve a goal

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading Unfortunately, a pressing engagement, which may oblige me also to leave town to-night, forbids my saying more.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Unfortunately, a pressing engagement, which may oblige me also to leave town to-night, forbids my saying more.

merelyadverbUS /ˈmɪrli/

and nothing more

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading “I—er—offer my sincerest congratulations—though I think you—er—overestimate—my—er—powers of penetration.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading And now let me wish you a very good afternoon.”

obligeverbUS /əˈblaɪdʒ/

force somebody to do something

From this reading Unfortunately, a pressing engagement, which may oblige me also to leave town to-night, forbids my saying more.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

offerverbUS /ˈɔːfər/

make available or accessible, provide or furnish

From this reading “I—er—offer my sincerest congratulations—though I think you—er—overestimate—my—er—powers of penetration.

office-work

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I have—er—left the—er—business settlement of this—er—case in the hands of the lawyers who do my office-work, and who will show you every attention.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

overestimateverbUS /ˌoʊvərˈestəmeɪt/

make too high an estimate of

From this reading “I—er—offer my sincerest congratulations—though I think you—er—overestimate—my—er—powers of penetration.

penetrationnounUS /ˌpenəˈtreɪʃən/

an attack that penetrates into enemy territory

From this reading “I—er—offer my sincerest congratulations—though I think you—er—overestimate—my—er—powers of penetration.

powersnounUS /ˈpaʊərz/

plural of “power” — possession of controlling influence

From this reading “I—er—offer my sincerest congratulations—though I think you—er—overestimate—my—er—powers of penetration.

pressingnounUS /ˈpresɪŋ/

the act of pressing; the exertion of pressure

From this reading Unfortunately, a pressing engagement, which may oblige me also to leave town to-night, forbids my saying more.

profferedverbUS /ˈprɑːfərd/

past form of “proffer” — present for acceptance or rejection

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

profoundlyadverbUS /proʊˈfaʊndli/

to a great depth psychologically or emotionally

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

recordnounUS /rəˈkɔːrd/

anything (such as a document or a phonograph record or a photograph) providing permanent evidence of or information about past events

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

sayingnounUS /ˈseɪɪŋ/

a word or phrase that particular people use in particular situations

From this reading Unfortunately, a pressing engagement, which may oblige me also to leave town to-night, forbids my saying more.

settlementnounUS /ˈsetəlmənt/

a body of people who settle far from home but maintain ties with their homeland; inhabitants remain nationals of their home state but are not literally under the home state's system of government

From this reading I have—er—left the—er—business settlement of this—er—case in the hands of the lawyers who do my office-work, and who will show you every attention.

showverbUS /ʃoʊ/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading I have—er—left the—er—business settlement of this—er—case in the hands of the lawyers who do my office-work, and who will show you every attention.

shyverbUS /ʃaɪ/

start suddenly, as from fright

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

sincerest

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I—er—offer my sincerest congratulations—though I think you—er—overestimate—my—er—powers of penetration.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading “I—er—offer my sincerest congratulations—though I think you—er—overestimate—my—er—powers of penetration.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading I have—er—left the—er—business settlement of this—er—case in the hands of the lawyers who do my office-work, and who will show you every attention.

thoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading “I—er—offer my sincerest congratulations—though I think you—er—overestimate—my—er—powers of penetration.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

to-night

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Unfortunately, a pressing engagement, which may oblige me also to leave town to-night, forbids my saying more.

touchverbUS /tʌtʃ/

make physical contact with, come in contact with

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

townnounUS /taʊn/

an urban area with a fixed boundary that is smaller than a city

From this reading Unfortunately, a pressing engagement, which may oblige me also to leave town to-night, forbids my saying more.

UnfortunatelyadverbUS /ənˈfɔːrtʃənətli/

by bad luck

From this reading Unfortunately, a pressing engagement, which may oblige me also to leave town to-night, forbids my saying more.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading And now let me wish you a very good afternoon.”

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Unfortunately, a pressing engagement, which may oblige me also to leave town to-night, forbids my saying more.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading I have—er—left the—er—business settlement of this—er—case in the hands of the lawyers who do my office-work, and who will show you every attention.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading I have—er—left the—er—business settlement of this—er—case in the hands of the lawyers who do my office-work, and who will show you every attention.

wishverbUS /wɪʃ/

hope for; have a wish

From this reading And now let me wish you a very good afternoon.”

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “I—er—offer my sincerest congratulations—though I think you—er—overestimate—my—er—powers of penetration.

Zaidee

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It is of record that the Colonel bowed so courteously and so profoundly that he managed not merely to evade the proffered hand of the shy Hiram, but to only lightly touch the franker and more impulsive fingertips of the gentle Zaidee.

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