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The Best American Humorous Short Stories

Chapter XI · Chapter 11

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IV The Ellsworths were holding a family indignation meeting on the broad porch when the Van Ramps came contentedly down for a walk, and brushed by them with unseeing eyes.
It makes a perfectly fascinating suite,” observed Mrs. Van Kamp, in a pleasantly conversational tone that could be easily overheard by anyone impolite enough to listen.
That delightful old-fashioned fireplace in the middle apartment makes it an ideal sitting-room, and the beds are so roomy and comfortable.”
I just knew it would be like this!” chirruped Miss Evelyn.
I remarked as we passed the place, if you will remember, how charming it would be to stop in this dear, quaint old inn over night.
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The Best American Humorous Short Stories

Chapter XI · Chapter 11

Chapter 11 of The Best American Humorous Short Stories is here in full — 407 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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IV The Ellsworths were holding a family indignation meeting on the broad porch when the Van Ramps came contentedly down for a walk, and brushed by them with unseeing eyes.
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It makes a perfectly fascinating suite,” observed Mrs. Van Kamp, in a pleasantly conversational tone that could be easily overheard by anyone impolite enough to listen.
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That delightful old-fashioned fireplace in the middle apartment makes it an ideal sitting-room, and the beds are so roomy and comfortable.”
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I just knew it would be like this!” chirruped Miss Evelyn.
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I remarked as we passed the place, if you will remember, how charming it would be to stop in this dear, quaint old inn over night.

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contentedly adverb US /kənˈtentədli/

with equanimity

From this reading “IV The Ellsworths were holding a family indignation meeting on the broad porch when the Van Ramps came contentedly down for a walk, and brushed by them with unseeing eyes.”

conversational adjective US /ˌkɑːnvərˈseɪʃənəl/

characteristic of informal spoken language or conversation

From this reading ““It makes a perfectly fascinating suite,” observed Mrs. Van Kamp, in a pleasantly conversational tone that could be easily overheard by anyone impolite enough to listen.”

fascinating adjective US /ˈfæsəneɪtɪŋ/

capable of arousing and holding the attention

From this reading ““It makes a perfectly fascinating suite,” observed Mrs. Van Kamp, in a pleasantly conversational tone that could be easily overheard by anyone impolite enough to listen.”

impolite adjective US /ˌɪmpəˈlaɪt/

not polite

From this reading ““It makes a perfectly fascinating suite,” observed Mrs. Van Kamp, in a pleasantly conversational tone that could be easily overheard by anyone impolite enough to listen.”

overheard verb US /ˈoʊvərˈhɜːrd/

inflected form of “overhear” — hear, usually without the knowledge of the speakers

From this reading ““It makes a perfectly fascinating suite,” observed Mrs. Van Kamp, in a pleasantly conversational tone that could be easily overheard by anyone impolite enough to listen.”

Ramps noun US /ræmps/

plural of “ramp” — an inclined surface connecting two levels

From this reading “IV The Ellsworths were holding a family indignation meeting on the broad porch when the Van Ramps came contentedly down for a walk, and brushed by them with unseeing eyes.”

roomy noun US /ˈruːmi/

an associate who shares a room with you

From this reading ““That delightful old-fashioned fireplace in the middle apartment makes it an ideal sitting-room, and the beds are so roomy and comfortable.””

suite noun US /swiːt/

a musical composition of several movements only loosely connected

From this reading ““It makes a perfectly fascinating suite,” observed Mrs. Van Kamp, in a pleasantly conversational tone that could be easily overheard by anyone impolite enough to listen.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading IV The Ellsworths were holding a family indignation meeting on the broad porch when the Van Ramps came contentedly down for a walk, and brushed by them with unseeing eyes.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading “That delightful old-fashioned fireplace in the middle apartment makes it an ideal sitting-room, and the beds are so roomy and comfortable.”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading IV The Ellsworths were holding a family indignation meeting on the broad porch when the Van Ramps came contentedly down for a walk, and brushed by them with unseeing eyes.

anyonepronounUS /ˈeniwʌn/

any person at all

From this reading “It makes a perfectly fascinating suite,” observed Mrs. Van Kamp, in a pleasantly conversational tone that could be easily overheard by anyone impolite enough to listen.

apartmentnounUS /əˈpɑːrtmənt/

a suite of rooms usually on one floor of an apartment house

From this reading “That delightful old-fashioned fireplace in the middle apartment makes it an ideal sitting-room, and the beds are so roomy and comfortable.”

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading “That delightful old-fashioned fireplace in the middle apartment makes it an ideal sitting-room, and the beds are so roomy and comfortable.”

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading “I remarked as we passed the place, if you will remember, how charming it would be to stop in this dear, quaint old inn over night.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading “It makes a perfectly fascinating suite,” observed Mrs. Van Kamp, in a pleasantly conversational tone that could be easily overheard by anyone impolite enough to listen.

bedsnounUS /bedz/

plural of “bed” — a piece of furniture that provides a place to sleep

From this reading “That delightful old-fashioned fireplace in the middle apartment makes it an ideal sitting-room, and the beds are so roomy and comfortable.”

broadadjectiveUS /brɔːd/

having great (or a certain) extent from one side to the other

From this reading IV The Ellsworths were holding a family indignation meeting on the broad porch when the Van Ramps came contentedly down for a walk, and brushed by them with unseeing eyes.

brushedadjectiveUS /brʌʃt/

touched lightly in passing; grazed against

From this reading IV The Ellsworths were holding a family indignation meeting on the broad porch when the Van Ramps came contentedly down for a walk, and brushed by them with unseeing eyes.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading IV The Ellsworths were holding a family indignation meeting on the broad porch when the Van Ramps came contentedly down for a walk, and brushed by them with unseeing eyes.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading IV The Ellsworths were holding a family indignation meeting on the broad porch when the Van Ramps came contentedly down for a walk, and brushed by them with unseeing eyes.

charmingadjectiveUS /ˈtʃɑːrmɪŋ/

pleasing or delighting

From this reading “I remarked as we passed the place, if you will remember, how charming it would be to stop in this dear, quaint old inn over night.

chirruped

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I just knew it would be like this!” chirruped Miss Evelyn.

comfortableadjectiveUS /ˈkʌmfərtəbəl/

providing or experiencing physical well-being or relief (“comfy” is informal)

From this reading “That delightful old-fashioned fireplace in the middle apartment makes it an ideal sitting-room, and the beds are so roomy and comfortable.”

contentedlyadverbUS /kənˈtentədli/

with equanimity

From this reading IV The Ellsworths were holding a family indignation meeting on the broad porch when the Van Ramps came contentedly down for a walk, and brushed by them with unseeing eyes.

conversationaladjectiveUS /ˌkɑːnvərˈseɪʃənəl/

characteristic of informal spoken language or conversation

From this reading “It makes a perfectly fascinating suite,” observed Mrs. Van Kamp, in a pleasantly conversational tone that could be easily overheard by anyone impolite enough to listen.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading “It makes a perfectly fascinating suite,” observed Mrs. Van Kamp, in a pleasantly conversational tone that could be easily overheard by anyone impolite enough to listen.

dearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading “I remarked as we passed the place, if you will remember, how charming it would be to stop in this dear, quaint old inn over night.

delightfuladjectiveUS /dɪˈlaɪtfəl/

greatly pleasing or entertaining

From this reading “That delightful old-fashioned fireplace in the middle apartment makes it an ideal sitting-room, and the beds are so roomy and comfortable.”

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading IV The Ellsworths were holding a family indignation meeting on the broad porch when the Van Ramps came contentedly down for a walk, and brushed by them with unseeing eyes.

easilyadverbUS /ˈiːzəli/

with ease (“easy” is sometimes used informally for “easily”)

From this reading “It makes a perfectly fascinating suite,” observed Mrs. Van Kamp, in a pleasantly conversational tone that could be easily overheard by anyone impolite enough to listen.

Ellsworths

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading IV The Ellsworths were holding a family indignation meeting on the broad porch when the Van Ramps came contentedly down for a walk, and brushed by them with unseeing eyes.

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading “It makes a perfectly fascinating suite,” observed Mrs. Van Kamp, in a pleasantly conversational tone that could be easily overheard by anyone impolite enough to listen.

Evelyn

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I just knew it would be like this!” chirruped Miss Evelyn.

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading IV The Ellsworths were holding a family indignation meeting on the broad porch when the Van Ramps came contentedly down for a walk, and brushed by them with unseeing eyes.

familynounUS /ˈfæməli/

a social unit living together

From this reading IV The Ellsworths were holding a family indignation meeting on the broad porch when the Van Ramps came contentedly down for a walk, and brushed by them with unseeing eyes.

fascinatingadjectiveUS /ˈfæsəneɪtɪŋ/

capable of arousing and holding the attention

From this reading “It makes a perfectly fascinating suite,” observed Mrs. Van Kamp, in a pleasantly conversational tone that could be easily overheard by anyone impolite enough to listen.

fireplacenounUS /ˈfaɪərpleɪs/

an open recess in a wall at the base of a chimney where a fire can be built

From this reading “That delightful old-fashioned fireplace in the middle apartment makes it an ideal sitting-room, and the beds are so roomy and comfortable.”

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading IV The Ellsworths were holding a family indignation meeting on the broad porch when the Van Ramps came contentedly down for a walk, and brushed by them with unseeing eyes.

holdingnounUS /ˈhoʊldɪŋ/

the act of retaining something

From this reading IV The Ellsworths were holding a family indignation meeting on the broad porch when the Van Ramps came contentedly down for a walk, and brushed by them with unseeing eyes.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I remarked as we passed the place, if you will remember, how charming it would be to stop in this dear, quaint old inn over night.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “I just knew it would be like this!” chirruped Miss Evelyn.

idealadjectiveUS /aɪˈdiːl/

conforming to an ultimate standard of perfection or excellence; embodying an ideal

From this reading “That delightful old-fashioned fireplace in the middle apartment makes it an ideal sitting-room, and the beds are so roomy and comfortable.”

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading “I remarked as we passed the place, if you will remember, how charming it would be to stop in this dear, quaint old inn over night.

impoliteadjectiveUS /ˌɪmpəˈlaɪt/

not polite

From this reading “It makes a perfectly fascinating suite,” observed Mrs. Van Kamp, in a pleasantly conversational tone that could be easily overheard by anyone impolite enough to listen.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “It makes a perfectly fascinating suite,” observed Mrs. Van Kamp, in a pleasantly conversational tone that could be easily overheard by anyone impolite enough to listen.

indignationnounUS /ˌɪndɪɡˈneɪʃən/

a feeling of righteous anger

From this reading IV The Ellsworths were holding a family indignation meeting on the broad porch when the Van Ramps came contentedly down for a walk, and brushed by them with unseeing eyes.

innnounUS /ɪn/

a hotel providing overnight lodging for travelers

From this reading “I remarked as we passed the place, if you will remember, how charming it would be to stop in this dear, quaint old inn over night.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading “It makes a perfectly fascinating suite,” observed Mrs. Van Kamp, in a pleasantly conversational tone that could be easily overheard by anyone impolite enough to listen.

IVnoun

the cardinal number that is the sum of three and one

From this reading IV The Ellsworths were holding a family indignation meeting on the broad porch when the Van Ramps came contentedly down for a walk, and brushed by them with unseeing eyes.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading “I just knew it would be like this!” chirruped Miss Evelyn.

Kamp

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “It makes a perfectly fascinating suite,” observed Mrs. Van Kamp, in a pleasantly conversational tone that could be easily overheard by anyone impolite enough to listen.

knewverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading “I just knew it would be like this!” chirruped Miss Evelyn.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading “I just knew it would be like this!” chirruped Miss Evelyn.

listenverbUS /ˈlɪsən/

hear with intention

From this reading “It makes a perfectly fascinating suite,” observed Mrs. Van Kamp, in a pleasantly conversational tone that could be easily overheard by anyone impolite enough to listen.

makesnounUS /meɪks/

plural of “make” — a recognizable kind

From this reading “It makes a perfectly fascinating suite,” observed Mrs. Van Kamp, in a pleasantly conversational tone that could be easily overheard by anyone impolite enough to listen.

meetingnounUS /ˈmiːtɪŋ/

a formally arranged gathering

From this reading IV The Ellsworths were holding a family indignation meeting on the broad porch when the Van Ramps came contentedly down for a walk, and brushed by them with unseeing eyes.

middlenounUS /ˈmɪdəl/

an area that is approximately central within some larger region

From this reading “That delightful old-fashioned fireplace in the middle apartment makes it an ideal sitting-room, and the beds are so roomy and comfortable.”

MissverbUS /mɪs/

fail to perceive or to catch with the senses or the mind

From this reading “I just knew it would be like this!” chirruped Miss Evelyn.

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading “It makes a perfectly fascinating suite,” observed Mrs. Van Kamp, in a pleasantly conversational tone that could be easily overheard by anyone impolite enough to listen.

nightnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading “I remarked as we passed the place, if you will remember, how charming it would be to stop in this dear, quaint old inn over night.

observedadjectiveUS /əbˈzɜːrvd/

discovered or determined by scientific observation

From this reading “It makes a perfectly fascinating suite,” observed Mrs. Van Kamp, in a pleasantly conversational tone that could be easily overheard by anyone impolite enough to listen.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading “I remarked as we passed the place, if you will remember, how charming it would be to stop in this dear, quaint old inn over night.

old-fashionedadjectiveUS /ˌoʊldˈfæʃənd/

out of fashion

From this reading “That delightful old-fashioned fireplace in the middle apartment makes it an ideal sitting-room, and the beds are so roomy and comfortable.”

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading IV The Ellsworths were holding a family indignation meeting on the broad porch when the Van Ramps came contentedly down for a walk, and brushed by them with unseeing eyes.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading “I remarked as we passed the place, if you will remember, how charming it would be to stop in this dear, quaint old inn over night.

overheardverbUS /ˈoʊvərˈhɜːrd/

inflected form of “overhear” — hear, usually without the knowledge of the speakers

From this reading “It makes a perfectly fascinating suite,” observed Mrs. Van Kamp, in a pleasantly conversational tone that could be easily overheard by anyone impolite enough to listen.

passedverbUS /pæst/

past form of “pass” — go across or through

From this reading “I remarked as we passed the place, if you will remember, how charming it would be to stop in this dear, quaint old inn over night.

perfectlyadverbUS /ˈpɜːrfəktli/

completely and without qualification; used informally as intensifiers

From this reading “It makes a perfectly fascinating suite,” observed Mrs. Van Kamp, in a pleasantly conversational tone that could be easily overheard by anyone impolite enough to listen.

placenounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading “I remarked as we passed the place, if you will remember, how charming it would be to stop in this dear, quaint old inn over night.

pleasantlyadverbUS /ˈplezəntli/

in a cheerful manner

From this reading “It makes a perfectly fascinating suite,” observed Mrs. Van Kamp, in a pleasantly conversational tone that could be easily overheard by anyone impolite enough to listen.

porchnounUS /pɔːrtʃ/

a structure attached to the exterior of a building often forming a covered entrance

From this reading IV The Ellsworths were holding a family indignation meeting on the broad porch when the Van Ramps came contentedly down for a walk, and brushed by them with unseeing eyes.

quaintadjectiveUS /kweɪnt/

strange in an interesting or pleasing way

From this reading “I remarked as we passed the place, if you will remember, how charming it would be to stop in this dear, quaint old inn over night.

RampsnounUS /ræmps/

plural of “ramp” — an inclined surface connecting two levels

From this reading IV The Ellsworths were holding a family indignation meeting on the broad porch when the Van Ramps came contentedly down for a walk, and brushed by them with unseeing eyes.

remarkedverbUS /rɪˈmɑːrkt/

past form of “remark” — make mention of

From this reading “I remarked as we passed the place, if you will remember, how charming it would be to stop in this dear, quaint old inn over night.

rememberverbUS /rɪˈmɛm.bər/

To recall to mind.

From this reading “I remarked as we passed the place, if you will remember, how charming it would be to stop in this dear, quaint old inn over night.

roomynounUS /ˈruːmi/

an associate who shares a room with you

From this reading “That delightful old-fashioned fireplace in the middle apartment makes it an ideal sitting-room, and the beds are so roomy and comfortable.”

sitting-room

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “That delightful old-fashioned fireplace in the middle apartment makes it an ideal sitting-room, and the beds are so roomy and comfortable.”

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading “That delightful old-fashioned fireplace in the middle apartment makes it an ideal sitting-room, and the beds are so roomy and comfortable.”

stopverbUS /stɑːp/

come to a halt, stop moving

From this reading “I remarked as we passed the place, if you will remember, how charming it would be to stop in this dear, quaint old inn over night.

suitenounUS /swiːt/

a musical composition of several movements only loosely connected

From this reading “It makes a perfectly fascinating suite,” observed Mrs. Van Kamp, in a pleasantly conversational tone that could be easily overheard by anyone impolite enough to listen.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “It makes a perfectly fascinating suite,” observed Mrs. Van Kamp, in a pleasantly conversational tone that could be easily overheard by anyone impolite enough to listen.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading IV The Ellsworths were holding a family indignation meeting on the broad porch when the Van Ramps came contentedly down for a walk, and brushed by them with unseeing eyes.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading IV The Ellsworths were holding a family indignation meeting on the broad porch when the Van Ramps came contentedly down for a walk, and brushed by them with unseeing eyes.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading “I just knew it would be like this!” chirruped Miss Evelyn.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “It makes a perfectly fascinating suite,” observed Mrs. Van Kamp, in a pleasantly conversational tone that could be easily overheard by anyone impolite enough to listen.

tonenounUS /toʊn/

the quality of a person's voice

From this reading “It makes a perfectly fascinating suite,” observed Mrs. Van Kamp, in a pleasantly conversational tone that could be easily overheard by anyone impolite enough to listen.

unseeingadjective

not consciously observing

From this reading IV The Ellsworths were holding a family indignation meeting on the broad porch when the Van Ramps came contentedly down for a walk, and brushed by them with unseeing eyes.

VannounUS /væn/

any creative group active in the innovation and application of new concepts and techniques in a given field (especially in the arts)

From this reading IV The Ellsworths were holding a family indignation meeting on the broad porch when the Van Ramps came contentedly down for a walk, and brushed by them with unseeing eyes.

walknounUS /wɔːk/

the act of traveling by foot

From this reading IV The Ellsworths were holding a family indignation meeting on the broad porch when the Van Ramps came contentedly down for a walk, and brushed by them with unseeing eyes.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading “I remarked as we passed the place, if you will remember, how charming it would be to stop in this dear, quaint old inn over night.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading IV The Ellsworths were holding a family indignation meeting on the broad porch when the Van Ramps came contentedly down for a walk, and brushed by them with unseeing eyes.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading IV The Ellsworths were holding a family indignation meeting on the broad porch when the Van Ramps came contentedly down for a walk, and brushed by them with unseeing eyes.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading “I remarked as we passed the place, if you will remember, how charming it would be to stop in this dear, quaint old inn over night.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading IV The Ellsworths were holding a family indignation meeting on the broad porch when the Van Ramps came contentedly down for a walk, and brushed by them with unseeing eyes.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading “I just knew it would be like this!” chirruped Miss Evelyn.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “I remarked as we passed the place, if you will remember, how charming it would be to stop in this dear, quaint old inn over night.

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