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The Best American Humorous Short Stories

Chapter XIII · Chapter 13

Chapter 13 of The Best American Humorous Short Stories is here in full — 433 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Well, did you ever?” commented Sister Poteet, generally.
Hardly ever,” laughed the widow, good-naturedly, and I don’t want to lose the chance.
You know Deacon Hawkins isn’t asking somebody every day to go sleighing with him.
I told him I’d go if he would bring me around here to let you know what had become of me, and so he did.
Now, good-by, and I’ll be sure to be present at the next meeting.
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The Best American Humorous Short Stories

Chapter XIII · Chapter 13

Chapter 13 of The Best American Humorous Short Stories is here in full — 433 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/86 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Well, did you ever?” commented Sister Poteet, generally.
Line 2
Hardly ever,” laughed the widow, good-naturedly, “and I don’t want to lose the chance.
Line 3
You know Deacon Hawkins isn’t asking somebody every day to go sleighing with him.
Line 4
I told him I’d go if he would bring me around here to let you know what had become of me, and so he did.
Line 5
Now, good-by, and I’ll be sure to be present at the next meeting.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

asking noun US /ˈæskɪŋ/

the verbal act of requesting

From this reading “You know Deacon Hawkins isn’t asking somebody every day to go sleighing with him.”

commented verb US /ˈkɑːmentəd/

past form of “comment” — make or write a comment on

From this reading ““Well, did you ever?” commented Sister Poteet, generally.”

Deacon noun US /ˈdiːkən/

a Protestant layman who assists the minister

From this reading “You know Deacon Hawkins isn’t asking somebody every day to go sleighing with him.”

generally adverb US /ˈdʒenərəli/

usually; as a rule

From this reading ““Well, did you ever?” commented Sister Poteet, generally.”

good-naturedly adverb US /ˈɡʊdˈneɪtʃərdli/

in a good-natured manner

From this reading ““Hardly ever,” laughed the widow, good-naturedly, “and I don’t want to lose the chance.”

Hawkins noun US /ˈhɔːkɪnz/

English privateer involved in the slave trade; later helped build the fleet that in 1588 defeated the Spanish Armada (1532-1595)

From this reading “You know Deacon Hawkins isn’t asking somebody every day to go sleighing with him.”

somebody pronoun US /ˈsʌmbɑːdi/

a person, without saying who

From this reading “You know Deacon Hawkins isn’t asking somebody every day to go sleighing with him.”

widow noun US /ˈwɪdoʊ/

a woman whose husband is dead especially one who has not remarried

From this reading ““Hardly ever,” laughed the widow, good-naturedly, “and I don’t want to lose the chance.”

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andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “Hardly ever,” laughed the widow, good-naturedly, “and I don’t want to lose the chance.

aroundprepositionUS /ərˈaʊnd/

surrounding, or on every side of, something

From this reading I told him I’d go if he would bring me around here to let you know what had become of me, and so he did.

askingnounUS /ˈæskɪŋ/

the verbal act of requesting

From this reading You know Deacon Hawkins isn’t asking somebody every day to go sleighing with him.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Now, good-by, and I’ll be sure to be present at the next meeting.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Now, good-by, and I’ll be sure to be present at the next meeting.

becomeverbUS /bɪˈkʌm/

enter or assume a certain state or condition

From this reading I told him I’d go if he would bring me around here to let you know what had become of me, and so he did.

bringverbUS /brɪŋ/

take something or somebody with oneself somewhere

From this reading I told him I’d go if he would bring me around here to let you know what had become of me, and so he did.

chancenounUS /tʃæns/

a possibility due to a favorable combination of circumstances

From this reading “Hardly ever,” laughed the widow, good-naturedly, “and I don’t want to lose the chance.

commentedverbUS /ˈkɑːmentəd/

past form of “comment” — make or write a comment on

From this reading “Well, did you ever?” commented Sister Poteet, generally.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading You know Deacon Hawkins isn’t asking somebody every day to go sleighing with him.

DeaconnounUS /ˈdiːkən/

a Protestant layman who assists the minister

From this reading You know Deacon Hawkins isn’t asking somebody every day to go sleighing with him.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading “Well, did you ever?” commented Sister Poteet, generally.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Hardly ever,” laughed the widow, good-naturedly, “and I don’t want to lose the chance.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading “Well, did you ever?” commented Sister Poteet, generally.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading You know Deacon Hawkins isn’t asking somebody every day to go sleighing with him.

generallyadverbUS /ˈdʒenərəli/

usually; as a rule

From this reading “Well, did you ever?” commented Sister Poteet, generally.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading You know Deacon Hawkins isn’t asking somebody every day to go sleighing with him.

good-bynoun

a farewell remark

From this reading Now, good-by, and I’ll be sure to be present at the next meeting.

good-naturedlyadverbUS /ˈɡʊdˈneɪtʃərdli/

in a good-natured manner

From this reading “Hardly ever,” laughed the widow, good-naturedly, “and I don’t want to lose the chance.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading I told him I’d go if he would bring me around here to let you know what had become of me, and so he did.

HardlyadverbUS /ˈhɑːrdli/

only a very short time before

From this reading “Hardly ever,” laughed the widow, good-naturedly, “and I don’t want to lose the chance.

HawkinsnounUS /ˈhɔːkɪnz/

English privateer involved in the slave trade; later helped build the fleet that in 1588 defeated the Spanish Armada (1532-1595)

From this reading You know Deacon Hawkins isn’t asking somebody every day to go sleighing with him.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I told him I’d go if he would bring me around here to let you know what had become of me, and so he did.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading I told him I’d go if he would bring me around here to let you know what had become of me, and so he did.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading You know Deacon Hawkins isn’t asking somebody every day to go sleighing with him.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “Hardly ever,” laughed the widow, good-naturedly, “and I don’t want to lose the chance.

I'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I told him I’d go if he would bring me around here to let you know what had become of me, and so he did.

I'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Now, good-by, and I’ll be sure to be present at the next meeting.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading I told him I’d go if he would bring me around here to let you know what had become of me, and so he did.

isn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You know Deacon Hawkins isn’t asking somebody every day to go sleighing with him.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading You know Deacon Hawkins isn’t asking somebody every day to go sleighing with him.

laughedverbUS /læft/

past form of “laugh” — produce laughter

From this reading “Hardly ever,” laughed the widow, good-naturedly, “and I don’t want to lose the chance.

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading I told him I’d go if he would bring me around here to let you know what had become of me, and so he did.

loseverbUS /luːz/

fail to keep or to maintain; cease to have, either physically or in an abstract sense

From this reading “Hardly ever,” laughed the widow, good-naturedly, “and I don’t want to lose the chance.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading I told him I’d go if he would bring me around here to let you know what had become of me, and so he did.

meetingnounUS /ˈmiːtɪŋ/

a formally arranged gathering

From this reading Now, good-by, and I’ll be sure to be present at the next meeting.

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading Now, good-by, and I’ll be sure to be present at the next meeting.

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Now, good-by, and I’ll be sure to be present at the next meeting.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I told him I’d go if he would bring me around here to let you know what had become of me, and so he did.

Poteet

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Well, did you ever?” commented Sister Poteet, generally.

presentverbUS /ˈprezənt/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading Now, good-by, and I’ll be sure to be present at the next meeting.

SisternounUS /ˈsɪstər/

a female person who has the same parents as another person

From this reading “Well, did you ever?” commented Sister Poteet, generally.

sleighing

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You know Deacon Hawkins isn’t asking somebody every day to go sleighing with him.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading I told him I’d go if he would bring me around here to let you know what had become of me, and so he did.

somebodypronounUS /ˈsʌmbɑːdi/

a person, without saying who

From this reading You know Deacon Hawkins isn’t asking somebody every day to go sleighing with him.

sureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading Now, good-by, and I’ll be sure to be present at the next meeting.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “Hardly ever,” laughed the widow, good-naturedly, “and I don’t want to lose the chance.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “Hardly ever,” laughed the widow, good-naturedly, “and I don’t want to lose the chance.

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading I told him I’d go if he would bring me around here to let you know what had become of me, and so he did.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading “Hardly ever,” laughed the widow, good-naturedly, “and I don’t want to lose the chance.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading “Well, did you ever?” commented Sister Poteet, generally.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading I told him I’d go if he would bring me around here to let you know what had become of me, and so he did.

widownounUS /ˈwɪdoʊ/

a woman whose husband is dead especially one who has not remarried

From this reading “Hardly ever,” laughed the widow, good-naturedly, “and I don’t want to lose the chance.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading You know Deacon Hawkins isn’t asking somebody every day to go sleighing with him.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading I told him I’d go if he would bring me around here to let you know what had become of me, and so he did.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Well, did you ever?” commented Sister Poteet, generally.

Chapter 13 of The Best American Humorous Short Stories by Alexander[Editor] Jessup holds 433 sentences, grouped into 87 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 13 holds 433 sentences of The Best American Humorous Short Stories, unabridged, divided into 87 reading sections.

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