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The Bicyclers and Three Other Farces
The Bicyclers and Three Other Farces

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

Chapter 6 of The Bicyclers and Three Other Farces is here in full — 416 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Mrs. Perkins.
Just this once, Teddy--please--for me.
Yardsley.
You owe it to your position, Perkins.
You are the only man here that knows anything about anything.
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The Bicyclers and Three Other Farces

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

Chapter 6 of The Bicyclers and Three Other Farces is here in full — 416 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/83 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Mrs. Perkins.
Line 2
Just this once, Teddy--please--for me.
Line 3
Yardsley.
Line 4
You owe it to your position, Perkins.
Line 5
You are the only man here that knows anything about anything.
/juː ɑːr ðə ˈoʊnli mæn hiːr ðæt noʊz ˈeniθɪŋ əˈbaʊt ˈeniθɪŋ/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

anything pronoun US /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading “You are the only man here that knows anything about anything.”

knows noun US /noʊz/

plural of “know” — the fact of being aware of information that is known to few people

From this reading “You are the only man here that knows anything about anything.”

Mrs noun US /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading “Mrs. Perkins.”

once adverb US /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading “Just this once, Teddy--please--for me.”

owe verb US /oʊ/

be obliged to pay or repay

From this reading “You owe it to your position, Perkins.”

please verb US /pliːz/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading “Just this once, Teddy--please--for me.”

position noun US /pəˈzɪʃən/

the particular portion of space occupied by something

From this reading “You owe it to your position, Perkins.”

Teddy noun US /ˈtedi/

plaything consisting of a child's toy bear (usually plush and stuffed with soft materials)

From this reading “Just this once, Teddy--please--for me.”

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aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading You are the only man here that knows anything about anything.

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading You are the only man here that knows anything about anything.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading You are the only man here that knows anything about anything.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Just this once, Teddy--please--for me.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading You are the only man here that knows anything about anything.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading You owe it to your position, Perkins.

JustadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading Just this once, Teddy--please--for me.

knowsnounUS /noʊz/

plural of “know” — the fact of being aware of information that is known to few people

From this reading You are the only man here that knows anything about anything.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading You are the only man here that knows anything about anything.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Just this once, Teddy--please--for me.

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading Mrs. Perkins.

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading Just this once, Teddy--please--for me.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading You are the only man here that knows anything about anything.

oweverbUS /oʊ/

be obliged to pay or repay

From this reading You owe it to your position, Perkins.

Perkins

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Mrs. Perkins.

pleaseverbUS /pliːz/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading Just this once, Teddy--please--for me.

positionnounUS /pəˈzɪʃən/

the particular portion of space occupied by something

From this reading You owe it to your position, Perkins.

TeddynounUS /ˈtedi/

plaything consisting of a child's toy bear (usually plush and stuffed with soft materials)

From this reading Just this once, Teddy--please--for me.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading You are the only man here that knows anything about anything.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading You are the only man here that knows anything about anything.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Just this once, Teddy--please--for me.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading You owe it to your position, Perkins.

Yardsley

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Yardsley.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You owe it to your position, Perkins.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You owe it to your position, Perkins.

Chapter 6 of The Bicyclers and Three Other Farces by John Kendrick Bangs holds 416 sentences, grouped into 84 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 6 of The Bicyclers and Three Other Farces contain?

Chapter 6 holds 416 sentences of The Bicyclers and Three Other Farces, unabridged, divided into 84 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 6 of The Bicyclers and Three Other Farces by John Kendrick Bangs exactly as it stands in the public-domain source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 416 sentences, grouped into 84 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Vocabulary met early in The Bicyclers and Three Other Farces

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Bicyclers and Three Other Farces, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Perkins
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Bicyclers and Three Other Farces; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Shawl-strap
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Bicyclers and Three Other Farces; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Waist--limping
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Bicyclers and Three Other Farces; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Barlow
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