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The Big Headache
The Big Headache

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Big Headache is here in full — 665 sentences across 133 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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What's the principal cause of headaches?
Why, having a head, of course!
"Do you think we'll have to use force on Macklin to get him to cooperate in the experiment?"
Ferris asked eagerly.
"How are you going to go about forcing him, Doctor?"
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The Big Headache

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Big Headache is here in full — 665 sentences across 133 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/133 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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What's the principal cause of headaches?
Line 2
Why, having a head, of course!
/waɪ ˈhævɪŋ ə hed ʌv kɔːrs/
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"Do you think we'll have to use force on Macklin to get him to cooperate in the experiment?"
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Ferris asked eagerly.
Line 5
"How are you going to go about forcing him, Doctor?"

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

cause noun US /kɑːz/

events that provide the generative force that is the origin of something

From this reading “What's the principal cause of headaches?”

cooperate verb US /koʊˈɑːpəreɪt/

work together on a common enterprise of project

From this reading “"Do you think we'll have to use force on Macklin to get him to cooperate in the experiment?"”

eagerly adverb US /ˈiːɡərli/

with eagerness; in an eager manner

From this reading “Ferris asked eagerly.”

experiment noun US /ɪkˈsperəmənt/

the act of conducting a controlled test or investigation

From this reading “"Do you think we'll have to use force on Macklin to get him to cooperate in the experiment?"”

force noun US /fɔːrs/

a powerful effect or influence

From this reading “"Do you think we'll have to use force on Macklin to get him to cooperate in the experiment?"”

forcing verb US /ˈfɔːrsɪŋ/

-ing form of “force” — to cause to do through pressure or necessity, by physical, moral or intellectual means

From this reading “"How are you going to go about forcing him, Doctor?"”

headaches noun US /ˈhedeɪks/

plural of “headache” — something or someone that causes anxiety; a source of unhappiness

From this reading “What's the principal cause of headaches?”

principal noun US /ˈprɪnsəpəl/

the original amount of a debt on which interest is calculated

From this reading “What's the principal cause of headaches?”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

principal cause noun + noun

In this reading “What's the principal cause of headaches?”

asked eagerly verb + particle counted as “ask eagerly”

In this reading “Ferris asked eagerly.”

of course preposition + noun

as might be expected

In this reading “Why, having a head, of course!”

All words in this reading · 36

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Why, having a head, of course!

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading "How are you going to go about forcing him, Doctor?"

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading "How are you going to go about forcing him, Doctor?"

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading Ferris asked eagerly.

causenounUS /kɑːz/

events that provide the generative force that is the origin of something

From this reading What's the principal cause of headaches?

cooperateverbUS /koʊˈɑːpəreɪt/

work together on a common enterprise of project

From this reading "Do you think we'll have to use force on Macklin to get him to cooperate in the experiment?"

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading Why, having a head, of course!

Doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "Do you think we'll have to use force on Macklin to get him to cooperate in the experiment?"

DoctornounUS /ˈdɑːktər/

a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading "How are you going to go about forcing him, Doctor?"

eagerlyadverbUS /ˈiːɡərli/

with eagerness; in an eager manner

From this reading Ferris asked eagerly.

experimentnounUS /ɪkˈsperəmənt/

the act of conducting a controlled test or investigation

From this reading "Do you think we'll have to use force on Macklin to get him to cooperate in the experiment?"

Ferris

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Ferris asked eagerly.

forcenounUS /fɔːrs/

a powerful effect or influence

From this reading "Do you think we'll have to use force on Macklin to get him to cooperate in the experiment?"

forcingverbUS /ˈfɔːrsɪŋ/

-ing form of “force” — to cause to do through pressure or necessity, by physical, moral or intellectual means

From this reading "How are you going to go about forcing him, Doctor?"

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading "Do you think we'll have to use force on Macklin to get him to cooperate in the experiment?"

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading "How are you going to go about forcing him, Doctor?"

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading "How are you going to go about forcing him, Doctor?"

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading "Do you think we'll have to use force on Macklin to get him to cooperate in the experiment?"

havingauxiliary verbUS /ˈhævɪŋ/

the -ing form of “have”

From this reading Why, having a head, of course!

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading Why, having a head, of course!

headachesnounUS /ˈhedeɪks/

plural of “headache” — something or someone that causes anxiety; a source of unhappiness

From this reading What's the principal cause of headaches?

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "Do you think we'll have to use force on Macklin to get him to cooperate in the experiment?"

How

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "How are you going to go about forcing him, Doctor?"

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "Do you think we'll have to use force on Macklin to get him to cooperate in the experiment?"

Macklin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Do you think we'll have to use force on Macklin to get him to cooperate in the experiment?"

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading What's the principal cause of headaches?

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "Do you think we'll have to use force on Macklin to get him to cooperate in the experiment?"

principalnounUS /ˈprɪnsəpəl/

the original amount of a debt on which interest is calculated

From this reading What's the principal cause of headaches?

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading What's the principal cause of headaches?

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading "Do you think we'll have to use force on Macklin to get him to cooperate in the experiment?"

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Do you think we'll have to use force on Macklin to get him to cooperate in the experiment?"

usenounUS /juːs/

the act of using

From this reading "Do you think we'll have to use force on Macklin to get him to cooperate in the experiment?"

we'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Do you think we'll have to use force on Macklin to get him to cooperate in the experiment?"

What's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading What's the principal cause of headaches?

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading Why, having a head, of course!

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Do you think we'll have to use force on Macklin to get him to cooperate in the experiment?"

Chapter 1 of The Big Headache by Jim Harmon holds 665 sentences, grouped into 133 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of The Big Headache contain?

Chapter 1 holds 665 sentences of The Big Headache, unabridged, divided into 133 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in The Big Headache

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Big Headache, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

What's
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Big Headache; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Principal
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Big Headache; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Cause
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Big Headache; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Headaches
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Big Headache; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.