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The Bishop's Apron

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of The Bishop's Apron is here in full — 427 sentences across 86 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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“We certainly are, Sophia,” cried Lord Spratte.
“But Theodore is clever enough to forget it.
He honestly feels that his ancestors fought in coats-of-mail at Agincourt and Crecy.”
“Heaven save me from the candid criticism of relations,” exclaimed Mrs. Fitzherbert.
“They’re like a bad looking-glass which gives you an atrocious squint and a crooked nose.”
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The Bishop's Apron

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of The Bishop's Apron is here in full — 427 sentences across 86 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/85 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
“We certainly are, Sophia,” cried Lord Spratte.
Line 2
“But Theodore is clever enough to forget it.
Line 3
He honestly feels that his ancestors fought in coats-of-mail at Agincourt and Crecy.”
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“Heaven save me from the candid criticism of relations,” exclaimed Mrs. Fitzherbert.
Line 5
“They’re like a bad looking-glass which gives you an atrocious squint and a crooked nose.”

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Agincourt noun US /ˈædʒənkɔːrt/

a battle in northern France in which English longbowmen under Henry V decisively defeated a much larger French army in 1415

From this reading “He honestly feels that his ancestors fought in coats-of-mail at Agincourt and Crecy.””

ancestors noun US /ˈænsestərz/

plural of “ancestor” — someone from whom you are descended (but usually more remote than a grandparent)

From this reading “He honestly feels that his ancestors fought in coats-of-mail at Agincourt and Crecy.””

atrocious adjective US /əˈtroʊʃəs/

shockingly brutal or cruel

From this reading ““They’re like a bad looking-glass which gives you an atrocious squint and a crooked nose.””

candid adjective US /ˈkændəd/

characterized by directness in manner or speech; without subtlety or evasion

From this reading ““Heaven save me from the candid criticism of relations,” exclaimed Mrs. Fitzherbert.”

criticism noun US /ˈkrɪtɪsɪzəm/

disapproval expressed by pointing out faults or shortcomings

From this reading ““Heaven save me from the candid criticism of relations,” exclaimed Mrs. Fitzherbert.”

crooked adjective US /ˈkrʊkəd/

having or marked by bends or angles; not straight or aligned

From this reading ““They’re like a bad looking-glass which gives you an atrocious squint and a crooked nose.””

honestly adverb US /ˈɑːnəstli/

(used as intensives reflecting the speaker's attitude) it is sincerely the case that

From this reading “He honestly feels that his ancestors fought in coats-of-mail at Agincourt and Crecy.””

squint verb US /skwɪnt/

cross one's eyes as if in strabismus

From this reading ““They’re like a bad looking-glass which gives you an atrocious squint and a crooked nose.””

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

clever enough adjective + noun

In this reading ““But Theodore is clever enough to forget it.”

All words in this reading · 53

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “They’re like a bad looking-glass which gives you an atrocious squint and a crooked nose.”

AgincourtnounUS /ˈædʒənkɔːrt/

a battle in northern France in which English longbowmen under Henry V decisively defeated a much larger French army in 1415

From this reading He honestly feels that his ancestors fought in coats-of-mail at Agincourt and Crecy.”

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading “They’re like a bad looking-glass which gives you an atrocious squint and a crooked nose.”

ancestorsnounUS /ˈænsestərz/

plural of “ancestor” — someone from whom you are descended (but usually more remote than a grandparent)

From this reading He honestly feels that his ancestors fought in coats-of-mail at Agincourt and Crecy.”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading He honestly feels that his ancestors fought in coats-of-mail at Agincourt and Crecy.”

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading “We certainly are, Sophia,” cried Lord Spratte.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading He honestly feels that his ancestors fought in coats-of-mail at Agincourt and Crecy.”

atrociousadjectiveUS /əˈtroʊʃəs/

shockingly brutal or cruel

From this reading “They’re like a bad looking-glass which gives you an atrocious squint and a crooked nose.”

badadjectiveUS /bæd/

having undesirable or negative qualities

From this reading “They’re like a bad looking-glass which gives you an atrocious squint and a crooked nose.”

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading “But Theodore is clever enough to forget it.

candidadjectiveUS /ˈkændəd/

characterized by directness in manner or speech; without subtlety or evasion

From this reading “Heaven save me from the candid criticism of relations,” exclaimed Mrs. Fitzherbert.

certainlyadverbUS /ˈsɜːrtənli/

definitely or positively (“sure” is sometimes used informally for “surely”)

From this reading “We certainly are, Sophia,” cried Lord Spratte.

cleveradjectiveUS /ˈklevər/

showing self-interest and shrewdness in dealing with others

From this reading “But Theodore is clever enough to forget it.

coats-of-mail

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He honestly feels that his ancestors fought in coats-of-mail at Agincourt and Crecy.”

Crecynoun

the first decisive battle of the Hundred Years' War; in 1346 the English under Edward III defeated the French under Philip of Valois

From this reading He honestly feels that his ancestors fought in coats-of-mail at Agincourt and Crecy.”

criedverbUS /kraɪd/

inflected form of “cry” — utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading “We certainly are, Sophia,” cried Lord Spratte.

criticismnounUS /ˈkrɪtɪsɪzəm/

disapproval expressed by pointing out faults or shortcomings

From this reading “Heaven save me from the candid criticism of relations,” exclaimed Mrs. Fitzherbert.

crookedadjectiveUS /ˈkrʊkəd/

having or marked by bends or angles; not straight or aligned

From this reading “They’re like a bad looking-glass which gives you an atrocious squint and a crooked nose.”

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading “But Theodore is clever enough to forget it.

exclaimedverbUS /ɪkˈskleɪmd/

past form of “exclaim” — utter aloud; often with surprise, horror, or joy

From this reading “Heaven save me from the candid criticism of relations,” exclaimed Mrs. Fitzherbert.

feelsnounUS /fiːlz/

plural of “feel” — an intuitive awareness

From this reading He honestly feels that his ancestors fought in coats-of-mail at Agincourt and Crecy.”

Fitzherbert

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Heaven save me from the candid criticism of relations,” exclaimed Mrs. Fitzherbert.

forgetverbUS /fərˈɡet/

dismiss from the mind; stop remembering

From this reading “But Theodore is clever enough to forget it.

foughtverbUS /fɔːt/

inflected form of “fight” — be engaged in a fight; carry on a fight

From this reading He honestly feels that his ancestors fought in coats-of-mail at Agincourt and Crecy.”

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading “Heaven save me from the candid criticism of relations,” exclaimed Mrs. Fitzherbert.

givesnounUS /ɡɪvz/

plural of “give” — the elasticity of something that can be stretched and returns to its original length

From this reading “They’re like a bad looking-glass which gives you an atrocious squint and a crooked nose.”

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He honestly feels that his ancestors fought in coats-of-mail at Agincourt and Crecy.”

HeavennounUS /ˈhevən/

any place of complete bliss and delight and peace

From this reading “Heaven save me from the candid criticism of relations,” exclaimed Mrs. Fitzherbert.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading He honestly feels that his ancestors fought in coats-of-mail at Agincourt and Crecy.”

honestlyadverbUS /ˈɑːnəstli/

(used as intensives reflecting the speaker's attitude) it is sincerely the case that

From this reading He honestly feels that his ancestors fought in coats-of-mail at Agincourt and Crecy.”

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading He honestly feels that his ancestors fought in coats-of-mail at Agincourt and Crecy.”

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “But Theodore is clever enough to forget it.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading “But Theodore is clever enough to forget it.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading “They’re like a bad looking-glass which gives you an atrocious squint and a crooked nose.”

looking-glass

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “They’re like a bad looking-glass which gives you an atrocious squint and a crooked nose.”

LordnounUS /lɔːrd/

terms referring to the Judeo-Christian God

From this reading “We certainly are, Sophia,” cried Lord Spratte.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading “Heaven save me from the candid criticism of relations,” exclaimed Mrs. Fitzherbert.

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading “Heaven save me from the candid criticism of relations,” exclaimed Mrs. Fitzherbert.

nosenounUS /noʊz/

the organ of smell and entrance to the respiratory tract; the prominent part of the face of man or other mammals

From this reading “They’re like a bad looking-glass which gives you an atrocious squint and a crooked nose.”

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “Heaven save me from the candid criticism of relations,” exclaimed Mrs. Fitzherbert.

relationsnounUS /riˈleɪʃənz/

mutual dealings or connections or communications among persons or groups

From this reading “Heaven save me from the candid criticism of relations,” exclaimed Mrs. Fitzherbert.

saveprepositionUS /seɪv/

except for; apart from

From this reading “Heaven save me from the candid criticism of relations,” exclaimed Mrs. Fitzherbert.

Sophia

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “We certainly are, Sophia,” cried Lord Spratte.

Spratte

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “We certainly are, Sophia,” cried Lord Spratte.

squintverbUS /skwɪnt/

cross one's eyes as if in strabismus

From this reading “They’re like a bad looking-glass which gives you an atrocious squint and a crooked nose.”

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading He honestly feels that his ancestors fought in coats-of-mail at Agincourt and Crecy.”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “Heaven save me from the candid criticism of relations,” exclaimed Mrs. Fitzherbert.

Theodore

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “But Theodore is clever enough to forget it.

They're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “They’re like a bad looking-glass which gives you an atrocious squint and a crooked nose.”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “But Theodore is clever enough to forget it.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading “We certainly are, Sophia,” cried Lord Spratte.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading “They’re like a bad looking-glass which gives you an atrocious squint and a crooked nose.”

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “They’re like a bad looking-glass which gives you an atrocious squint and a crooked nose.”

Chapter 5 of The Bishop's Apron by W. Somerset (William Somerset) Maugham holds 427 sentences, grouped into 86 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 5 of The Bishop's Apron contain?

Chapter 5 holds 427 sentences of The Bishop's Apron, unabridged, divided into 86 reading sections.

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