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The Blunders of a Bashful Man

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HE ATTENDS A PICNIC.
I have been, am now, and shall always be, a bashful man.
I have been told that I am the only bashful man in the world.
How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.
A person can have smallpox, scarlet fever, and measles but once each.
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The Blunders of a Bashful Man

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Blunders of a Bashful Man is here in full — 124 sentences across 25 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/24 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
HE ATTENDS A PICNIC.
/hiː əˈtendz ə ˈpɪknɪk/
Line 2
I have been, am now, and shall always be, a bashful man.
/aɪ hæv bɪn æm naʊ ənd ʃæl ˈɔːlweɪz biː ə ˈbæʃfəl mæn/
Line 3
I have been told that I am the only bashful man in the world.
/aɪ hæv bɪn toʊld ðæt aɪ æm ðə ˈoʊnli ˈbæʃfəl mæn ɪn ðə wɜːrld/
Line 4
How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.
Line 5
A person can have smallpox, scarlet fever, and measles but once each.
/ə ˈpɜːrsən kæn hæv ˈsmɔːlpɑːks ˈskɑːrlət ˈfiːvər ənd ˈmiːzəlz bʌt wʌns iːtʃ/

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attends verb US /əˈtendz/

third-person singular of “attend” — be present at (meetings, church services, university), etc.

From this reading “HE ATTENDS A PICNIC.”

bashful adjective US /ˈbæʃfəl/

self-consciously timid

From this reading “I have been, am now, and shall always be, a bashful man.”

complaint noun US /kəmˈpleɪnt/

an often persistent bodily disorder or disease; a cause for complaining

From this reading “How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.”

distressing adjective US /dɪˈstresɪŋ/

causing distress or worry or anxiety

From this reading “How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.”

measles noun US /ˈmiːzəlz/

an acute and highly contagious viral disease marked by distinct red spots followed by a rash; occurs primarily in children

From this reading “A person can have smallpox, scarlet fever, and measles but once each.”

mishaps noun US /ˈmɪshæps/

plural of “mishap” — an unpredictable outcome that is unfortunate

From this reading “How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.”

picnic noun US /ˈpɪknɪk/

a day devoted to an outdoor social gathering

From this reading “HE ATTENDS A PICNIC.”

smallpox noun US /ˈsmɔːlpɑːks/

a highly contagious viral disease characterized by fever and weakness and skin eruption with pustules that form scabs that slough off leaving scars

From this reading “A person can have smallpox, scarlet fever, and measles but once each.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading HE ATTENDS A PICNIC.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading I have been, am now, and shall always be, a bashful man.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading I have been, am now, and shall always be, a bashful man.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I have been, am now, and shall always be, a bashful man.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.

ATTENDSverbUS /əˈtendz/

third-person singular of “attend” — be present at (meetings, church services, university), etc.

From this reading HE ATTENDS A PICNIC.

bashfuladjectiveUS /ˈbæʃfəl/

self-consciously timid

From this reading I have been, am now, and shall always be, a bashful man.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading I have been, am now, and shall always be, a bashful man.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading I have been, am now, and shall always be, a bashful man.

believeverbUS /bɪˈliːv/

accept as true; take to be true

From this reading How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.

complaintnounUS /kəmˈpleɪnt/

an often persistent bodily disorder or disease; a cause for complaining

From this reading How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.

desirenounUS /dɪˈzaɪər/

the feeling that accompanies an unsatisfied state

From this reading How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.

distressingadjectiveUS /dɪˈstresɪŋ/

causing distress or worry or anxiety

From this reading How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.

eachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

From this reading A person can have smallpox, scarlet fever, and measles but once each.

fevernounUS /ˈfiːvər/

a rise in the temperature of the body; frequently a symptom of infection

From this reading A person can have smallpox, scarlet fever, and measles but once each.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.

generousadjectiveUS /ˈdʒenərəs/

willing to give and share unstintingly

From this reading How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I have been, am now, and shall always be, a bashful man.

HEpronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading HE ATTENDS A PICNIC.

How

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From this reading How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I have been, am now, and shall always be, a bashful man.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I have been told that I am the only bashful man in the world.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading I have been, am now, and shall always be, a bashful man.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.

measlesnounUS /ˈmiːzəlz/

an acute and highly contagious viral disease marked by distinct red spots followed by a rash; occurs primarily in children

From this reading A person can have smallpox, scarlet fever, and measles but once each.

mishapsnounUS /ˈmɪshæps/

plural of “mishap” — an unpredictable outcome that is unfortunate

From this reading How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.

mortaladjectiveUS /ˈmɔːrtəl/

subject to death

From this reading How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.

naturenounUS /ˈneɪtʃər/

the essential qualities or characteristics by which something is recognized

From this reading How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading I have been, am now, and shall always be, a bashful man.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading A person can have smallpox, scarlet fever, and measles but once each.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading I have been told that I am the only bashful man in the world.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.

personnounUS /ˈpɜːrsən/

a human being

From this reading A person can have smallpox, scarlet fever, and measles but once each.

PICNICnounUS /ˈpɪknɪk/

a day devoted to an outdoor social gathering

From this reading HE ATTENDS A PICNIC.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.

scarletnounUS /ˈskɑːrlət/

a variable color that is vivid red but sometimes with an orange tinge

From this reading A person can have smallpox, scarlet fever, and measles but once each.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading I have been, am now, and shall always be, a bashful man.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.

smallpoxnounUS /ˈsmɔːlpɑːks/

a highly contagious viral disease characterized by fever and weakness and skin eruption with pustules that form scabs that slough off leaving scars

From this reading A person can have smallpox, scarlet fever, and measles but once each.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.

sorryadjectiveUS /ˈsɑːri/

feeling or expressing regret or sorrow or a sense of loss over something done or undone

From this reading How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.

sufferverbUS /ˈsʌfər/

undergo or be subjected to

From this reading How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I have been told that I am the only bashful man in the world.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I have been told that I am the only bashful man in the world.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading I have been told that I am the only bashful man in the world.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading I have been told that I am the only bashful man in the world.

Chapter 1 of The Blunders of a Bashful Man by Metta Victoria Fuller Victor holds 124 sentences, grouped into 25 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Attends
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Picnic
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