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The Blunders of a Bashful Man

Chapter II · Chapter 2

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HE MAKES AN EVENING CALL.
It's very provoking to a bashful man to have the family pew only one remove from the pulpit.
I didn't feel like going to church the day after the picnic, but father wouldn't let me off.
I caught my foot in a hole in the carpet walking up the aisle, which drew particular attention to me; and dropped by hymn-book twice, to add to the interest I had already excited in the congregation.
My fingers are always all thumbs when I have to find the hymn.
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The Blunders of a Bashful Man

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of The Blunders of a Bashful Man is here in full — 102 sentences across 21 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/20 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
HE MAKES AN EVENING CALL.
/hiː meɪks æn ˈiːvnɪŋ kɔːl/
Line 2
It's very provoking to a bashful man to have the family pew only one remove from the pulpit.
Line 3
I didn't feel like going to church the day after the picnic, but father wouldn't let me off.
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I caught my foot in a hole in the carpet walking up the aisle, which drew particular attention to me; and dropped by hymn-book twice, to add to the interest I had already excited in the congregation.
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My fingers are always all thumbs when I have to find the hymn.
/maɪ ˈfɪŋɡərz ɑːr ˈɔːlweɪz ɔːl θʌmz wen aɪ hæv tuː faɪnd ðə hɪm/

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Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

aisle noun US /aɪl/

a long narrow passage (as in a cave or woods)

From this reading “I caught my foot in a hole in the carpet walking up the aisle, which drew particular attention to me; and dropped by hymn-book twice, to add to the interest I had already excited in the congregation.”

bashful adjective US /ˈbæʃfəl/

self-consciously timid

From this reading “It's very provoking to a bashful man to have the family pew only one remove from the pulpit.”

hymn noun US /hɪm/

a song of praise (to God or to a saint or to a nation)

From this reading “I caught my foot in a hole in the carpet walking up the aisle, which drew particular attention to me; and dropped by hymn-book twice, to add to the interest I had already excited in the congregation.”

pew noun US /pjuː/

long bench with backs; used in church by the congregation

From this reading “It's very provoking to a bashful man to have the family pew only one remove from the pulpit.”

picnic noun US /ˈpɪknɪk/

a day devoted to an outdoor social gathering

From this reading “I didn't feel like going to church the day after the picnic, but father wouldn't let me off.”

provoking adjective US /prəˈvoʊkɪŋ/

causing or tending to cause anger or resentment

From this reading “It's very provoking to a bashful man to have the family pew only one remove from the pulpit.”

pulpit noun US /ˈpʊlpɪt/

a platform raised above the surrounding level to give prominence to the person on it

From this reading “It's very provoking to a bashful man to have the family pew only one remove from the pulpit.”

thumbs noun US /θʌmz/

plural of “thumb” — the thick short innermost digit of the forelimb

From this reading “My fingers are always all thumbs when I have to find the hymn.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading It's very provoking to a bashful man to have the family pew only one remove from the pulpit.

addverbUS /æd/

make an addition (to); join or combine or unite with others; increase the quality, quantity, size or scope of

From this reading I caught my foot in a hole in the carpet walking up the aisle, which drew particular attention to me; and dropped by hymn-book twice, to add to the interest I had already excited in the congregation.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading I didn't feel like going to church the day after the picnic, but father wouldn't let me off.

aislenounUS /aɪl/

a long narrow passage (as in a cave or woods)

From this reading I caught my foot in a hole in the carpet walking up the aisle, which drew particular attention to me; and dropped by hymn-book twice, to add to the interest I had already excited in the congregation.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading My fingers are always all thumbs when I have to find the hymn.

alreadyadverbUS /ɔːlˈredi/

prior to a specified or implied time

From this reading I caught my foot in a hole in the carpet walking up the aisle, which drew particular attention to me; and dropped by hymn-book twice, to add to the interest I had already excited in the congregation.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading My fingers are always all thumbs when I have to find the hymn.

ANdeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading HE MAKES AN EVENING CALL.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I caught my foot in a hole in the carpet walking up the aisle, which drew particular attention to me; and dropped by hymn-book twice, to add to the interest I had already excited in the congregation.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading My fingers are always all thumbs when I have to find the hymn.

attentionnounUS /əˈtenʃən/

the process whereby a person concentrates on some features of the environment to the (relative) exclusion of others

From this reading I caught my foot in a hole in the carpet walking up the aisle, which drew particular attention to me; and dropped by hymn-book twice, to add to the interest I had already excited in the congregation.

bashfuladjectiveUS /ˈbæʃfəl/

self-consciously timid

From this reading It's very provoking to a bashful man to have the family pew only one remove from the pulpit.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading I didn't feel like going to church the day after the picnic, but father wouldn't let me off.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading I caught my foot in a hole in the carpet walking up the aisle, which drew particular attention to me; and dropped by hymn-book twice, to add to the interest I had already excited in the congregation.

CALLverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading HE MAKES AN EVENING CALL.

carpetnounUS /ˈkɑːrpət/

floor covering consisting of a piece of thick heavy fabric (usually with nap or pile)

From this reading I caught my foot in a hole in the carpet walking up the aisle, which drew particular attention to me; and dropped by hymn-book twice, to add to the interest I had already excited in the congregation.

caughtverbUS /kɑːt/

inflected form of “catch” — discover or come upon accidentally, suddenly, or unexpectedly; catch somebody doing something or in a certain state

From this reading I caught my foot in a hole in the carpet walking up the aisle, which drew particular attention to me; and dropped by hymn-book twice, to add to the interest I had already excited in the congregation.

churchnounUS /tʃɜːrtʃ/

one of the groups of Christians who have their own beliefs and forms of worship

From this reading I didn't feel like going to church the day after the picnic, but father wouldn't let me off.

congregationnounUS /ˌkɑːŋɡrəˈɡeɪʃən/

a group of people who adhere to a common faith and habitually attend a given church

From this reading I caught my foot in a hole in the carpet walking up the aisle, which drew particular attention to me; and dropped by hymn-book twice, to add to the interest I had already excited in the congregation.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading I didn't feel like going to church the day after the picnic, but father wouldn't let me off.

didn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I didn't feel like going to church the day after the picnic, but father wouldn't let me off.

drewnounUS /druː/

United States actor (born in Ireland); father of Georgiana Emma Barrymore (1827-1862)

From this reading I caught my foot in a hole in the carpet walking up the aisle, which drew particular attention to me; and dropped by hymn-book twice, to add to the interest I had already excited in the congregation.

droppedverbUS /drɑːpt/

inflected form of “drop” — let fall to the ground

From this reading I caught my foot in a hole in the carpet walking up the aisle, which drew particular attention to me; and dropped by hymn-book twice, to add to the interest I had already excited in the congregation.

EVENINGnounUS /ˈiːvnɪŋ/

the latter part of the day (the period of decreasing daylight from late afternoon until nightfall)

From this reading HE MAKES AN EVENING CALL.

excitedadjectiveUS /ɪkˈsaɪtəd/

(of persons) excessively affected by emotion

From this reading I caught my foot in a hole in the carpet walking up the aisle, which drew particular attention to me; and dropped by hymn-book twice, to add to the interest I had already excited in the congregation.

familynounUS /ˈfæməli/

a social unit living together

From this reading It's very provoking to a bashful man to have the family pew only one remove from the pulpit.

fathernounUS /ˈfɑːðər/

a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)

From this reading I didn't feel like going to church the day after the picnic, but father wouldn't let me off.

feelverbUS /fiːl/

undergo an emotional sensation or be in a particular state of mind

From this reading I didn't feel like going to church the day after the picnic, but father wouldn't let me off.

findverbUS /faɪnd/

come upon, as if by accident; meet with

From this reading My fingers are always all thumbs when I have to find the hymn.

fingersnounUS /ˈfɪŋɡərz/

plural of “finger” — any of the terminal members of the hand (sometimes excepting the thumb)

From this reading My fingers are always all thumbs when I have to find the hymn.

footnounUS /fʊt/

the part of the leg of a human being below the ankle joint

From this reading I caught my foot in a hole in the carpet walking up the aisle, which drew particular attention to me; and dropped by hymn-book twice, to add to the interest I had already excited in the congregation.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading It's very provoking to a bashful man to have the family pew only one remove from the pulpit.

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading I didn't feel like going to church the day after the picnic, but father wouldn't let me off.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading I caught my foot in a hole in the carpet walking up the aisle, which drew particular attention to me; and dropped by hymn-book twice, to add to the interest I had already excited in the congregation.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading It's very provoking to a bashful man to have the family pew only one remove from the pulpit.

HEpronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading HE MAKES AN EVENING CALL.

holenounUS /hoʊl/

an opening into or through something

From this reading I caught my foot in a hole in the carpet walking up the aisle, which drew particular attention to me; and dropped by hymn-book twice, to add to the interest I had already excited in the congregation.

hymnnounUS /hɪm/

a song of praise (to God or to a saint or to a nation)

From this reading My fingers are always all thumbs when I have to find the hymn.

hymn-book

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I caught my foot in a hole in the carpet walking up the aisle, which drew particular attention to me; and dropped by hymn-book twice, to add to the interest I had already excited in the congregation.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I didn't feel like going to church the day after the picnic, but father wouldn't let me off.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I caught my foot in a hole in the carpet walking up the aisle, which drew particular attention to me; and dropped by hymn-book twice, to add to the interest I had already excited in the congregation.

interestnounUS /ˈɪntrəst/

a sense of concern with and curiosity about someone or something

From this reading I caught my foot in a hole in the carpet walking up the aisle, which drew particular attention to me; and dropped by hymn-book twice, to add to the interest I had already excited in the congregation.

It's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It's very provoking to a bashful man to have the family pew only one remove from the pulpit.

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading I didn't feel like going to church the day after the picnic, but father wouldn't let me off.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading I didn't feel like going to church the day after the picnic, but father wouldn't let me off.

MAKESnounUS /meɪks/

plural of “make” — a recognizable kind

From this reading HE MAKES AN EVENING CALL.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading It's very provoking to a bashful man to have the family pew only one remove from the pulpit.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading I didn't feel like going to church the day after the picnic, but father wouldn't let me off.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I caught my foot in a hole in the carpet walking up the aisle, which drew particular attention to me; and dropped by hymn-book twice, to add to the interest I had already excited in the congregation.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading I didn't feel like going to church the day after the picnic, but father wouldn't let me off.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading It's very provoking to a bashful man to have the family pew only one remove from the pulpit.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading It's very provoking to a bashful man to have the family pew only one remove from the pulpit.

particularadjectiveUS /pərˈtɪkjələr/

unique or specific to a person or thing or category

From this reading I caught my foot in a hole in the carpet walking up the aisle, which drew particular attention to me; and dropped by hymn-book twice, to add to the interest I had already excited in the congregation.

pewnounUS /pjuː/

long bench with backs; used in church by the congregation

From this reading It's very provoking to a bashful man to have the family pew only one remove from the pulpit.

picnicnounUS /ˈpɪknɪk/

a day devoted to an outdoor social gathering

From this reading I didn't feel like going to church the day after the picnic, but father wouldn't let me off.

provokingadjectiveUS /prəˈvoʊkɪŋ/

causing or tending to cause anger or resentment

From this reading It's very provoking to a bashful man to have the family pew only one remove from the pulpit.

pulpitnounUS /ˈpʊlpɪt/

a platform raised above the surrounding level to give prominence to the person on it

From this reading It's very provoking to a bashful man to have the family pew only one remove from the pulpit.

removeverbUS /riˈmuːv/

remove something concrete, as by lifting, pushing, or taking off, or remove something abstract

From this reading It's very provoking to a bashful man to have the family pew only one remove from the pulpit.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading It's very provoking to a bashful man to have the family pew only one remove from the pulpit.

thumbsnounUS /θʌmz/

plural of “thumb” — the thick short innermost digit of the forelimb

From this reading My fingers are always all thumbs when I have to find the hymn.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading It's very provoking to a bashful man to have the family pew only one remove from the pulpit.

twiceadverbUS /twaɪs/

two times

From this reading I caught my foot in a hole in the carpet walking up the aisle, which drew particular attention to me; and dropped by hymn-book twice, to add to the interest I had already excited in the congregation.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading I caught my foot in a hole in the carpet walking up the aisle, which drew particular attention to me; and dropped by hymn-book twice, to add to the interest I had already excited in the congregation.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading It's very provoking to a bashful man to have the family pew only one remove from the pulpit.

walkingadjectiveUS /ˈwɔːkɪŋ/

close enough to be walked to

From this reading I caught my foot in a hole in the carpet walking up the aisle, which drew particular attention to me; and dropped by hymn-book twice, to add to the interest I had already excited in the congregation.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading My fingers are always all thumbs when I have to find the hymn.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading I caught my foot in a hole in the carpet walking up the aisle, which drew particular attention to me; and dropped by hymn-book twice, to add to the interest I had already excited in the congregation.

wouldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I didn't feel like going to church the day after the picnic, but father wouldn't let me off.

Chapter 2 of The Blunders of a Bashful Man by Metta Victoria Fuller Victor holds 102 sentences, grouped into 21 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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