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The Blunders of a Bashful Man

Chapter XVIII · Chapter 18

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HE OPENS THE WRONG DOOR.
My mother and the ancient lady who presided over the mysteries of my initiation as a member of the human fraternity, say that I was born with a caul over my face.
Now, what I want to know is, why didn't they leave that caul where they found it?
What business had they to meddle with the veil which beneficent nature gave me as a shield to my infirmity?
Had they respected her intention, they would have let it alone--poked a hole in it for me to eat and breathe through, and left the veil which she kindly provided to hide my blushing face from the eyes of my fellow-creatures.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Blunders of a Bashful Man

Chapter XVIII · Chapter 18

Chapter 18 of The Blunders of a Bashful Man is here in full — 85 sentences across 17 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/17 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
HE OPENS THE WRONG DOOR.
/hiː ˈoʊpənz ðə rɔːŋ dɔːr/
Line 2
My mother and the ancient lady who presided over the mysteries of my initiation as a member of the human fraternity, say that I was born with a caul over my face.
/maɪ ˈmʌðər ənd ðə ˈeɪn.ʃənt ˈleɪdi huː prɪˈzaɪdɪd ˈoʊvər ðə ˈmɪstəriz ʌv maɪ ˌɪnɪʃiˈeɪʃən æz ə ˈmembər ʌv ðə ˈhjuːmən frəˈtɜːrnəti seɪ ðæt aɪ wɑːz bɔːrn wɪð ə kɑːl ˈoʊvər maɪ feɪs/
Line 3
Now, what I want to know is, why didn't they leave that caul where they found it?
Line 4
What business had they to meddle with the veil which beneficent nature gave me as a shield to my infirmity?
/wʌt ˈbɪznəs hæd ðeɪ tuː ˈmedəl wɪð ðə veɪl wɪtʃ ˌbenəˈfɪʃənt ˈneɪtʃər ɡeɪv miː æz ə ʃiːld tuː maɪ ɪnˈfɜːrmɪti/
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Had they respected her intention, they would have let it alone--poked a hole in it for me to eat and breathe through, and left the veil which she kindly provided to hide my blushing face from the eyes of my fellow-creatures.

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beneficent adjective US /ˌbenəˈfɪʃənt/

doing or producing good

From this reading “What business had they to meddle with the veil which beneficent nature gave me as a shield to my infirmity?”

caul noun US /kɑːl/

part of the peritoneum attached to the stomach and to the colon and covering the intestines

From this reading “My mother and the ancient lady who presided over the mysteries of my initiation as a member of the human fraternity, say that I was born with a caul over my face.”

fraternity noun US /frəˈtɜːrnəti/

a social club for male undergraduates

From this reading “My mother and the ancient lady who presided over the mysteries of my initiation as a member of the human fraternity, say that I was born with a caul over my face.”

infirmity noun US /ɪnˈfɜːrmɪti/

the state of being weak in health or body (especially from old age)

From this reading “What business had they to meddle with the veil which beneficent nature gave me as a shield to my infirmity?”

initiation noun US /ˌɪnɪʃiˈeɪʃən/

a formal entry into an organization or position or office

From this reading “My mother and the ancient lady who presided over the mysteries of my initiation as a member of the human fraternity, say that I was born with a caul over my face.”

meddle verb US /ˈmedəl/

intrude in other people's affairs or business; interfere unwantedly

From this reading “What business had they to meddle with the veil which beneficent nature gave me as a shield to my infirmity?”

poked verb US /poʊkt/

past form of “poke” — poke or thrust abruptly

From this reading “Had they respected her intention, they would have let it alone--poked a hole in it for me to eat and breathe through, and left the veil which she kindly provided to hide my blushing face from the eyes of my fellow-creatures.”

presided verb US /prɪˈzaɪdɪd/

past form of “preside” — act as president

From this reading “My mother and the ancient lady who presided over the mysteries of my initiation as a member of the human fraternity, say that I was born with a caul over my face.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading My mother and the ancient lady who presided over the mysteries of my initiation as a member of the human fraternity, say that I was born with a caul over my face.

aloneadjectiveUS /əˈloʊn/

Having no one else present.

From this reading Had they respected her intention, they would have let it alone--poked a hole in it for me to eat and breathe through, and left the veil which she kindly provided to hide my blushing face from the eyes of my fellow-creatures.

ancientadjectiveUS /ˈeɪn.ʃənt/

Belonging to the very distant past and no longer in existence or deeply revered.

From this reading My mother and the ancient lady who presided over the mysteries of my initiation as a member of the human fraternity, say that I was born with a caul over my face.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading My mother and the ancient lady who presided over the mysteries of my initiation as a member of the human fraternity, say that I was born with a caul over my face.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading My mother and the ancient lady who presided over the mysteries of my initiation as a member of the human fraternity, say that I was born with a caul over my face.

beneficentadjectiveUS /ˌbenəˈfɪʃənt/

doing or producing good

From this reading What business had they to meddle with the veil which beneficent nature gave me as a shield to my infirmity?

blushingadjectiveUS /ˈblʌʃɪŋ/

having a red face from embarrassment or shame or agitation or emotional upset

From this reading Had they respected her intention, they would have let it alone--poked a hole in it for me to eat and breathe through, and left the veil which she kindly provided to hide my blushing face from the eyes of my fellow-creatures.

bornadjectiveUS /bɔːrn/

brought into existence

From this reading My mother and the ancient lady who presided over the mysteries of my initiation as a member of the human fraternity, say that I was born with a caul over my face.

breatheverbUS /briːð/

draw air into, and expel out of, the lungs

From this reading Had they respected her intention, they would have let it alone--poked a hole in it for me to eat and breathe through, and left the veil which she kindly provided to hide my blushing face from the eyes of my fellow-creatures.

businessnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading What business had they to meddle with the veil which beneficent nature gave me as a shield to my infirmity?

caulnounUS /kɑːl/

part of the peritoneum attached to the stomach and to the colon and covering the intestines

From this reading My mother and the ancient lady who presided over the mysteries of my initiation as a member of the human fraternity, say that I was born with a caul over my face.

didn't

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From this reading Now, what I want to know is, why didn't they leave that caul where they found it?

DOORnounUS /dɔːr/

a swinging or sliding barrier that will close the entrance to a room or building or vehicle

From this reading HE OPENS THE WRONG DOOR.

eatverbUS /iːt/

take in solid food

From this reading Had they respected her intention, they would have let it alone--poked a hole in it for me to eat and breathe through, and left the veil which she kindly provided to hide my blushing face from the eyes of my fellow-creatures.

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading Had they respected her intention, they would have let it alone--poked a hole in it for me to eat and breathe through, and left the veil which she kindly provided to hide my blushing face from the eyes of my fellow-creatures.

facenounUS /feɪs/

the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading My mother and the ancient lady who presided over the mysteries of my initiation as a member of the human fraternity, say that I was born with a caul over my face.

fellow-creatures

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From this reading Had they respected her intention, they would have let it alone--poked a hole in it for me to eat and breathe through, and left the veil which she kindly provided to hide my blushing face from the eyes of my fellow-creatures.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Had they respected her intention, they would have let it alone--poked a hole in it for me to eat and breathe through, and left the veil which she kindly provided to hide my blushing face from the eyes of my fellow-creatures.

foundverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

From this reading Now, what I want to know is, why didn't they leave that caul where they found it?

fraternitynounUS /frəˈtɜːrnəti/

a social club for male undergraduates

From this reading My mother and the ancient lady who presided over the mysteries of my initiation as a member of the human fraternity, say that I was born with a caul over my face.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Had they respected her intention, they would have let it alone--poked a hole in it for me to eat and breathe through, and left the veil which she kindly provided to hide my blushing face from the eyes of my fellow-creatures.

gaveverbUS /ɡeɪv/

inflected form of “give” — cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading What business had they to meddle with the veil which beneficent nature gave me as a shield to my infirmity?

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading What business had they to meddle with the veil which beneficent nature gave me as a shield to my infirmity?

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Had they respected her intention, they would have let it alone--poked a hole in it for me to eat and breathe through, and left the veil which she kindly provided to hide my blushing face from the eyes of my fellow-creatures.

HEpronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading HE OPENS THE WRONG DOOR.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Had they respected her intention, they would have let it alone--poked a hole in it for me to eat and breathe through, and left the veil which she kindly provided to hide my blushing face from the eyes of my fellow-creatures.

hideverbUS /haɪd/

prevent from being seen or discovered

From this reading Had they respected her intention, they would have let it alone--poked a hole in it for me to eat and breathe through, and left the veil which she kindly provided to hide my blushing face from the eyes of my fellow-creatures.

holenounUS /hoʊl/

an opening into or through something

From this reading Had they respected her intention, they would have let it alone--poked a hole in it for me to eat and breathe through, and left the veil which she kindly provided to hide my blushing face from the eyes of my fellow-creatures.

humanadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmən/

characteristic of humanity

From this reading My mother and the ancient lady who presided over the mysteries of my initiation as a member of the human fraternity, say that I was born with a caul over my face.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading My mother and the ancient lady who presided over the mysteries of my initiation as a member of the human fraternity, say that I was born with a caul over my face.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Had they respected her intention, they would have let it alone--poked a hole in it for me to eat and breathe through, and left the veil which she kindly provided to hide my blushing face from the eyes of my fellow-creatures.

infirmitynounUS /ɪnˈfɜːrmɪti/

the state of being weak in health or body (especially from old age)

From this reading What business had they to meddle with the veil which beneficent nature gave me as a shield to my infirmity?

initiationnounUS /ˌɪnɪʃiˈeɪʃən/

a formal entry into an organization or position or office

From this reading My mother and the ancient lady who presided over the mysteries of my initiation as a member of the human fraternity, say that I was born with a caul over my face.

intentionnounUS /ˌɪnˈtentʃən/

an anticipated outcome that is intended or that guides your planned actions

From this reading Had they respected her intention, they would have let it alone--poked a hole in it for me to eat and breathe through, and left the veil which she kindly provided to hide my blushing face from the eyes of my fellow-creatures.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Now, what I want to know is, why didn't they leave that caul where they found it?

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Now, what I want to know is, why didn't they leave that caul where they found it?

kindlyadjectiveUS /ˈkaɪndli/

showing or motivated by sympathy and understanding and generosity

From this reading Had they respected her intention, they would have let it alone--poked a hole in it for me to eat and breathe through, and left the veil which she kindly provided to hide my blushing face from the eyes of my fellow-creatures.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Now, what I want to know is, why didn't they leave that caul where they found it?

ladynounUS /ˈleɪdi/

a polite name for any woman

From this reading My mother and the ancient lady who presided over the mysteries of my initiation as a member of the human fraternity, say that I was born with a caul over my face.

leaveverbUS /liːv/

go away from a place

From this reading Now, what I want to know is, why didn't they leave that caul where they found it?

leftnounUS /left/

location near or direction toward the left side; i.e. the side to the north when a person or object faces east

From this reading Had they respected her intention, they would have let it alone--poked a hole in it for me to eat and breathe through, and left the veil which she kindly provided to hide my blushing face from the eyes of my fellow-creatures.

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading Had they respected her intention, they would have let it alone--poked a hole in it for me to eat and breathe through, and left the veil which she kindly provided to hide my blushing face from the eyes of my fellow-creatures.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading What business had they to meddle with the veil which beneficent nature gave me as a shield to my infirmity?

meddleverbUS /ˈmedəl/

intrude in other people's affairs or business; interfere unwantedly

From this reading What business had they to meddle with the veil which beneficent nature gave me as a shield to my infirmity?

membernounUS /ˈmembər/

one of the persons who compose a social group (especially individuals who have joined and participate in a group organization)

From this reading My mother and the ancient lady who presided over the mysteries of my initiation as a member of the human fraternity, say that I was born with a caul over my face.

mothernounUS /ˈmʌðər/

a woman who has given birth to a child (also used as a term of address to your mother)

From this reading My mother and the ancient lady who presided over the mysteries of my initiation as a member of the human fraternity, say that I was born with a caul over my face.

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading My mother and the ancient lady who presided over the mysteries of my initiation as a member of the human fraternity, say that I was born with a caul over my face.

mysteriesnounUS /ˈmɪstəriz/

plural of “mystery” — something that baffles understanding and cannot be explained

From this reading My mother and the ancient lady who presided over the mysteries of my initiation as a member of the human fraternity, say that I was born with a caul over my face.

naturenounUS /ˈneɪtʃər/

the essential qualities or characteristics by which something is recognized

From this reading What business had they to meddle with the veil which beneficent nature gave me as a shield to my infirmity?

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Now, what I want to know is, why didn't they leave that caul where they found it?

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading My mother and the ancient lady who presided over the mysteries of my initiation as a member of the human fraternity, say that I was born with a caul over my face.

OPENSnounUS /ˈoʊpənz/

plural of “open” — a clear or unobstructed space or expanse of land or water

From this reading HE OPENS THE WRONG DOOR.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading My mother and the ancient lady who presided over the mysteries of my initiation as a member of the human fraternity, say that I was born with a caul over my face.

pokedverbUS /poʊkt/

past form of “poke” — poke or thrust abruptly

From this reading Had they respected her intention, they would have let it alone--poked a hole in it for me to eat and breathe through, and left the veil which she kindly provided to hide my blushing face from the eyes of my fellow-creatures.

presidedverbUS /prɪˈzaɪdɪd/

past form of “preside” — act as president

From this reading My mother and the ancient lady who presided over the mysteries of my initiation as a member of the human fraternity, say that I was born with a caul over my face.

providedverbUS /prəˈvaɪdɪd/

past form of “provide” — give something useful or necessary to

From this reading Had they respected her intention, they would have let it alone--poked a hole in it for me to eat and breathe through, and left the veil which she kindly provided to hide my blushing face from the eyes of my fellow-creatures.

respectedadjectiveUS /rɪˈspektɪd/

receiving deferential regard

From this reading Had they respected her intention, they would have let it alone--poked a hole in it for me to eat and breathe through, and left the veil which she kindly provided to hide my blushing face from the eyes of my fellow-creatures.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading My mother and the ancient lady who presided over the mysteries of my initiation as a member of the human fraternity, say that I was born with a caul over my face.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Had they respected her intention, they would have let it alone--poked a hole in it for me to eat and breathe through, and left the veil which she kindly provided to hide my blushing face from the eyes of my fellow-creatures.

shieldnounUS /ʃiːld/

a protective covering or structure

From this reading What business had they to meddle with the veil which beneficent nature gave me as a shield to my infirmity?

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading My mother and the ancient lady who presided over the mysteries of my initiation as a member of the human fraternity, say that I was born with a caul over my face.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading HE OPENS THE WRONG DOOR.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Now, what I want to know is, why didn't they leave that caul where they found it?

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading Had they respected her intention, they would have let it alone--poked a hole in it for me to eat and breathe through, and left the veil which she kindly provided to hide my blushing face from the eyes of my fellow-creatures.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Now, what I want to know is, why didn't they leave that caul where they found it?

veilnounUS /veɪl/

a garment that covers the head and face

From this reading What business had they to meddle with the veil which beneficent nature gave me as a shield to my infirmity?

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading Now, what I want to know is, why didn't they leave that caul where they found it?

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading My mother and the ancient lady who presided over the mysteries of my initiation as a member of the human fraternity, say that I was born with a caul over my face.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Now, what I want to know is, why didn't they leave that caul where they found it?

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading Now, what I want to know is, why didn't they leave that caul where they found it?

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading What business had they to meddle with the veil which beneficent nature gave me as a shield to my infirmity?

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading My mother and the ancient lady who presided over the mysteries of my initiation as a member of the human fraternity, say that I was born with a caul over my face.

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading Now, what I want to know is, why didn't they leave that caul where they found it?

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading My mother and the ancient lady who presided over the mysteries of my initiation as a member of the human fraternity, say that I was born with a caul over my face.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Had they respected her intention, they would have let it alone--poked a hole in it for me to eat and breathe through, and left the veil which she kindly provided to hide my blushing face from the eyes of my fellow-creatures.

WRONGadjectiveUS /rɔːŋ/

not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth

From this reading HE OPENS THE WRONG DOOR.

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