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OF THE MOST LAUGHABLE SAYINGS AND JOKES OF CELEBRATED WITS AND HUMORISTS.
Entered according to the Act of Congress, in the year 1859, by G. G. EVANS in the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania.
PREFACE.
NOTHING is so well calculated to preserve the healthful action of the human system as a good, hearty laugh.
It is with this indisputable and important sanitary fact in view, that this collection of anecdotes has been made.
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The Book of Anecdotes and Budget of Fun

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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OF THE MOST LAUGHABLE SAYINGS AND JOKES OF CELEBRATED WITS AND HUMORISTS.
/ʌv ðə moʊst ˈlæfəbəl ˈseɪɪŋz ənd dʒoʊks ʌv ˈseləbreɪtɪd wɪts ənd ˈhjuːmərɪsts/
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Entered according to the Act of Congress, in the year 1859, by G. G. EVANS in the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania.
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PREFACE.
/ˈprefəs/
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NOTHING is so well calculated to preserve the healthful action of the human system as a good, hearty laugh.
/ˈnʌθɪŋ ɪz soʊ wel ˈkælkjəleɪtɪd tuː prəˈzɜːrv ðə ˈhelθfəl ˈækʃən ʌv ðə ˈhjuːmən ˈsɪstəm æz ə ɡʊd ˈhɑːrti læf/
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It is with this indisputable and important sanitary fact in view, that this collection of anecdotes has been made.
/ɪt ɪz wɪð ðɪs ˌɪndɪsˈpjuːtəbəl ənd ˌɪmˈpɔːrtənt ˈsænɪteri fækt ɪn vjuː ðæt ðɪs kəˈlekʃən ʌv ˈænəkdoʊts hæz bɪn meɪd/

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Clerk's noun US /klɜːrks/

possessive form of “clerk” — an employee who performs clerical work (e.g., keeps records or accounts)

From this reading “Entered according to the Act of Congress, in the year 1859, by G. G. EVANS in the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania.”

evans noun US /ˈevənz/

United States anatomist who identified four pituitary hormones and discovered vitamin E (1882-1971)

From this reading “Entered according to the Act of Congress, in the year 1859, by G. G. EVANS in the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania.”

healthful adjective US /ˈhelθfəl/

conducive to good health of body or mind

From this reading “NOTHING is so well calculated to preserve the healthful action of the human system as a good, hearty laugh.”

humorists noun US /ˈhjuːmərɪsts/

plural of “humorist” — someone who acts speaks or writes in an amusing way

From this reading “OF THE MOST LAUGHABLE SAYINGS AND JOKES OF CELEBRATED WITS AND HUMORISTS.”

indisputable adjective US /ˌɪndɪsˈpjuːtəbəl/

not open to question; obviously true

From this reading “It is with this indisputable and important sanitary fact in view, that this collection of anecdotes has been made.”

laughable adjective US /ˈlæfəbəl/

so unreasonable as to invite derision

From this reading “OF THE MOST LAUGHABLE SAYINGS AND JOKES OF CELEBRATED WITS AND HUMORISTS.”

Pennsylvania noun US /ˌpensəlˈveɪnjə/

a Mid-Atlantic state; one of the original 13 colonies

From this reading “Entered according to the Act of Congress, in the year 1859, by G. G. EVANS in the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania.”

sanitary adjective US /ˈsænɪteri/

free from filth and pathogens

From this reading “It is with this indisputable and important sanitary fact in view, that this collection of anecdotes has been made.”

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1859

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From this reading Entered according to the Act of Congress, in the year 1859, by G. G. EVANS in the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading NOTHING is so well calculated to preserve the healthful action of the human system as a good, hearty laugh.

accordingadjectiveUS /əˈkɔːrdɪŋ/

(followed by “to”) in agreement with or accordant with

From this reading Entered according to the Act of Congress, in the year 1859, by G. G. EVANS in the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania.

ActverbUS /ækt/

perform an action, or work out or perform (an action)

From this reading Entered according to the Act of Congress, in the year 1859, by G. G. EVANS in the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania.

actionnounUS /ˈækʃən/

something done (usually as opposed to something said)

From this reading NOTHING is so well calculated to preserve the healthful action of the human system as a good, hearty laugh.

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading OF THE MOST LAUGHABLE SAYINGS AND JOKES OF CELEBRATED WITS AND HUMORISTS.

anecdotesnounUS /ˈænəkdoʊts/

plural of “anecdote” — short account of an incident (especially a biographical one)

From this reading It is with this indisputable and important sanitary fact in view, that this collection of anecdotes has been made.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading NOTHING is so well calculated to preserve the healthful action of the human system as a good, hearty laugh.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading It is with this indisputable and important sanitary fact in view, that this collection of anecdotes has been made.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Entered according to the Act of Congress, in the year 1859, by G. G. EVANS in the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania.

calculatedadjectiveUS /ˈkælkjəleɪtɪd/

carefully thought out in advance

From this reading NOTHING is so well calculated to preserve the healthful action of the human system as a good, hearty laugh.

CELEBRATEDadjectiveUS /ˈseləbreɪtɪd/

widely known and esteemed

From this reading OF THE MOST LAUGHABLE SAYINGS AND JOKES OF CELEBRATED WITS AND HUMORISTS.

Clerk'snounUS /klɜːrks/

possessive form of “clerk” — an employee who performs clerical work (e.g., keeps records or accounts)

From this reading Entered according to the Act of Congress, in the year 1859, by G. G. EVANS in the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania.

collectionnounUS /kəˈlekʃən/

several things grouped together or considered as a whole

From this reading It is with this indisputable and important sanitary fact in view, that this collection of anecdotes has been made.

CongressnounUS /ˈkɑːŋɡrəs/

the legislature of the United States government

From this reading Entered according to the Act of Congress, in the year 1859, by G. G. EVANS in the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania.

CourtnounUS /kɔːrt/

an assembly (including one or more judges) to conduct judicial business

From this reading Entered according to the Act of Congress, in the year 1859, by G. G. EVANS in the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania.

DistrictnounUS /ˈdɪstrɪkt/

a region marked off for administrative or other purposes

From this reading Entered according to the Act of Congress, in the year 1859, by G. G. EVANS in the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania.

EasternadjectiveUS /ˈiːstərn/

lying toward or situated in the east

From this reading Entered according to the Act of Congress, in the year 1859, by G. G. EVANS in the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania.

EnteredverbUS /ˈentərd/

past form of “enter” — to come or go into

From this reading Entered according to the Act of Congress, in the year 1859, by G. G. EVANS in the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania.

EVANSnounUS /ˈevənz/

United States anatomist who identified four pituitary hormones and discovered vitamin E (1882-1971)

From this reading Entered according to the Act of Congress, in the year 1859, by G. G. EVANS in the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania.

factnounUS /fækt/

a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading It is with this indisputable and important sanitary fact in view, that this collection of anecdotes has been made.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Entered according to the Act of Congress, in the year 1859, by G. G. EVANS in the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania.

GnounUS /dʒiː/

a metric unit of weight equal to one thousandth of a kilogram

From this reading Entered according to the Act of Congress, in the year 1859, by G. G. EVANS in the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading NOTHING is so well calculated to preserve the healthful action of the human system as a good, hearty laugh.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It is with this indisputable and important sanitary fact in view, that this collection of anecdotes has been made.

healthfuladjectiveUS /ˈhelθfəl/

conducive to good health of body or mind

From this reading NOTHING is so well calculated to preserve the healthful action of the human system as a good, hearty laugh.

heartyadjectiveUS /ˈhɑːrti/

showing warm and heartfelt friendliness

From this reading NOTHING is so well calculated to preserve the healthful action of the human system as a good, hearty laugh.

humanadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmən/

characteristic of humanity

From this reading NOTHING is so well calculated to preserve the healthful action of the human system as a good, hearty laugh.

HUMORISTSnounUS /ˈhjuːmərɪsts/

plural of “humorist” — someone who acts speaks or writes in an amusing way

From this reading OF THE MOST LAUGHABLE SAYINGS AND JOKES OF CELEBRATED WITS AND HUMORISTS.

importantadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈpɔːrtənt/

of great significance or value

From this reading It is with this indisputable and important sanitary fact in view, that this collection of anecdotes has been made.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Entered according to the Act of Congress, in the year 1859, by G. G. EVANS in the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania.

indisputableadjectiveUS /ˌɪndɪsˈpjuːtəbəl/

not open to question; obviously true

From this reading It is with this indisputable and important sanitary fact in view, that this collection of anecdotes has been made.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading NOTHING is so well calculated to preserve the healthful action of the human system as a good, hearty laugh.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It is with this indisputable and important sanitary fact in view, that this collection of anecdotes has been made.

JOKESnounUS /dʒoʊks/

plural of “joke” — a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading OF THE MOST LAUGHABLE SAYINGS AND JOKES OF CELEBRATED WITS AND HUMORISTS.

laughnounUS /læf/

the sound of laughing

From this reading NOTHING is so well calculated to preserve the healthful action of the human system as a good, hearty laugh.

LAUGHABLEadjectiveUS /ˈlæfəbəl/

so unreasonable as to invite derision

From this reading OF THE MOST LAUGHABLE SAYINGS AND JOKES OF CELEBRATED WITS AND HUMORISTS.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading It is with this indisputable and important sanitary fact in view, that this collection of anecdotes has been made.

MOSTadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading OF THE MOST LAUGHABLE SAYINGS AND JOKES OF CELEBRATED WITS AND HUMORISTS.

NOTHINGpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading NOTHING is so well calculated to preserve the healthful action of the human system as a good, hearty laugh.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading OF THE MOST LAUGHABLE SAYINGS AND JOKES OF CELEBRATED WITS AND HUMORISTS.

OfficenounUS /ˈɔːfɪs/

place of business where professional or clerical duties are performed

From this reading Entered according to the Act of Congress, in the year 1859, by G. G. EVANS in the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania.

PennsylvanianounUS /ˌpensəlˈveɪnjə/

a Mid-Atlantic state; one of the original 13 colonies

From this reading Entered according to the Act of Congress, in the year 1859, by G. G. EVANS in the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania.

PREFACEnounUS /ˈprefəs/

a short introductory essay preceding the text of a book

From this reading PREFACE.

preserveverbUS /prəˈzɜːrv/

keep or maintain in unaltered condition; cause to remain or last

From this reading NOTHING is so well calculated to preserve the healthful action of the human system as a good, hearty laugh.

sanitaryadjectiveUS /ˈsænɪteri/

free from filth and pathogens

From this reading It is with this indisputable and important sanitary fact in view, that this collection of anecdotes has been made.

SAYINGSnounUS /ˈseɪɪŋz/

plural of “saying” — a word or phrase that particular people use in particular situations

From this reading OF THE MOST LAUGHABLE SAYINGS AND JOKES OF CELEBRATED WITS AND HUMORISTS.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading NOTHING is so well calculated to preserve the healthful action of the human system as a good, hearty laugh.

systemnounUS /ˈsɪstəm/

instrumentality that combines interrelated interacting artifacts designed to work as a coherent entity

From this reading NOTHING is so well calculated to preserve the healthful action of the human system as a good, hearty laugh.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading It is with this indisputable and important sanitary fact in view, that this collection of anecdotes has been made.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading OF THE MOST LAUGHABLE SAYINGS AND JOKES OF CELEBRATED WITS AND HUMORISTS.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading It is with this indisputable and important sanitary fact in view, that this collection of anecdotes has been made.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Entered according to the Act of Congress, in the year 1859, by G. G. EVANS in the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania.

viewnounUS /vjuː/

a way of regarding situations or topics etc.

From this reading It is with this indisputable and important sanitary fact in view, that this collection of anecdotes has been made.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading NOTHING is so well calculated to preserve the healthful action of the human system as a good, hearty laugh.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading It is with this indisputable and important sanitary fact in view, that this collection of anecdotes has been made.

WITSnounUS /wɪts/

the basic human power of intelligent thought and perception

From this reading OF THE MOST LAUGHABLE SAYINGS AND JOKES OF CELEBRATED WITS AND HUMORISTS.

yearnounUS /jɪr/

a period of time containing 365 (or 366) days

From this reading Entered according to the Act of Congress, in the year 1859, by G. G. EVANS in the Clerk's Office of the District Court for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania.

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