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THE WAY TO WIN A KISS.
THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."
"Friend," said she, "thee must not do it."
"Oh! by heavens, I will!" replied the barrister.
"Well, friend, as thou hast sworn, thee may do it; but thee must not make a practice of it."
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The Book of Anecdotes and Budget of Fun

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of The Book of Anecdotes and Budget of Fun is here in full — 412 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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THE WAY TO WIN A KISS.
/ðə weɪ tuː wɪn ə kɪs/
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THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."
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"Friend," said she, "thee must not do it."
/frend sed ʃiː ðiː mʌst nɑːt duː ɪt/
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"Oh! by heavens, I will!" replied the barrister.
/oʊ baɪ ˈhevənz aɪ wɪl rɪˈplaɪd ðə ˈbærɪstər/
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"Well, friend, as thou hast sworn, thee may do it; but thee must not make a practice of it."
/wel frend æz ðaʊ hæst swɔːrn ðiː meɪ duː ɪt bʌt ðiː mʌst nɑːt meɪk ə ˈpræktəs ʌv ɪt/

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barrister noun US /ˈbærɪstər/

a British or Canadian lawyer who speaks in the higher courts of law on behalf of either the defense or prosecution

From this reading “THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."”

Bush noun US /bʊʃ/

a low woody perennial plant usually having several major stems

From this reading “THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."”

coach verb US /koʊtʃ/

teach and supervise (someone); act as a trainer or coach (to), as in sports

From this reading “THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."”

landlady noun US /ˈlændleɪdi/

a landlord who is a woman

From this reading “THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."”

limb noun US /lɪm/

one of the jointed appendages of an animal used for locomotion or grasping: arm; leg; wing; flipper

From this reading “THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."”

modest adjective US /ˈmɑːdəst/

marked by simplicity; having a humble opinion of yourself

From this reading “THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."”

starting adjective US /ˈstɑːrtɪŋ/

(especially of eyes) bulging or protruding as with fear

From this reading “THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."”

sworn adjective US /swɔːrn/

bound by or as if by an oath

From this reading “"Well, friend, as thou hast sworn, thee may do it; but thee must not make a practice of it."”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading THE WAY TO WIN A KISS.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

approachedverbUS /əˈproʊtʃt/

past form of “approach” — move towards

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

barristernounUS /ˈbærɪstər/

a British or Canadian lawyer who speaks in the higher courts of law on behalf of either the defense or prosecution

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

breakfastverbUS /ˈbrekfəst/

eat an early morning meal

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

brothernounUS /ˈbrʌðər/

a male with the same parents as someone else

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

BushnounUS /bʊʃ/

a low woody perennial plant usually having several major stems

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "Well, friend, as thou hast sworn, thee may do it; but thee must not make a practice of it."

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading "Oh! by heavens, I will!" replied the barrister.

coachverbUS /koʊtʃ/

teach and supervise (someone); act as a trainer or coach (to), as in sports

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "Friend," said she, "thee must not do it."

fireverbUS /ˈfaɪər/

start firing a weapon

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

FriendnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading "Friend," said she, "thee must not do it."

givingnounUS /ˈɡɪvɪŋ/

the act of giving

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

hastauxiliary verbUS /hæst/

an old form of “have”, used with “thou”

From this reading "Well, friend, as thou hast sworn, thee may do it; but thee must not make a practice of it."

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

heavensnounUS /ˈhevənz/

the apparent surface of the imaginary sphere on which celestial bodies appear to be projected

From this reading "Oh! by heavens, I will!" replied the barrister.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "Oh! by heavens, I will!" replied the barrister.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "Friend," said she, "thee must not do it."

KISSnounUS /kɪs/

the act of caressing with the lips (or an instance thereof)

From this reading THE WAY TO WIN A KISS.

landladynounUS /ˈlændleɪdi/

a landlord who is a woman

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

lateadjectiveUS /leɪt/

being or occurring at an advanced period of time or after a usual or expected time

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

lawnounUS /lɔː/

the collection of rules imposed by authority

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

limbnounUS /lɪm/

one of the jointed appendages of an animal used for locomotion or grasping: arm; leg; wing; flipper

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading "Well, friend, as thou hast sworn, thee may do it; but thee must not make a practice of it."

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading "Well, friend, as thou hast sworn, thee may do it; but thee must not make a practice of it."

modestadjectiveUS /ˈmɑːdəst/

marked by simplicity; having a humble opinion of yourself

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading "Friend," said she, "thee must not do it."

nearadverbUS /nɪr/

near in time or place or relationship

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading "Oh! by heavens, I will!" replied the barrister.

practicenounUS /ˈpræktəs/

a customary way of operation or behavior

From this reading "Well, friend, as thou hast sworn, thee may do it; but thee must not make a practice of it."

prettyadjectiveUS /ˈprɪti/

pleasing by delicacy or grace; not imposing

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

Quakeress

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From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading "Oh! by heavens, I will!" replied the barrister.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

seatedadjectiveUS /ˈsiːtɪd/

(of persons) having the torso erect and legs bent with the body supported on the buttocks

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Friend," said she, "thee must not do it."

startingadjectiveUS /ˈstɑːrtɪŋ/

(especially of eyes) bulging or protruding as with fear

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

swornadjectiveUS /swɔːrn/

bound by or as if by an oath

From this reading "Well, friend, as thou hast sworn, thee may do it; but thee must not make a practice of it."

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE WAY TO WIN A KISS.

theepronounUS /ðiː/

an old word for “you”, as the object, speaking to one person

From this reading "Friend," said she, "thee must not do it."

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

thoupronounUS /ðaʊ/

an old word for “you”, as the subject, speaking to one person

From this reading "Well, friend, as thou hast sworn, thee may do it; but thee must not make a practice of it."

TOparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading THE WAY TO WIN A KISS.

usedadjectiveUS /juːzd/

employed in accomplishing something

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

WAYnounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading THE WAY TO WIN A KISS.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading "Well, friend, as thou hast sworn, thee may do it; but thee must not make a practice of it."

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading "Oh! by heavens, I will!" replied the barrister.

WINverbUS /wɪn/

be the winner in a contest or competition; be victorious

From this reading THE WAY TO WIN A KISS.

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading THE late Mr. Bush used to tell a story of a brother barrister:--As the coach was about starting, before breakfast, the modest limb of the law approached the landlady, a pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the fire, and said he "could not think of going without giving her a kiss."

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