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BACKGAMMON.
TOM BROWN says, "A woman may learn one useful doctrine from the game of backgammon, which is, not to take up her man till she's sure of him."
TALLEYRAND AGAIN.
MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.
He knew exactly where to address himself for support, and the right time of availing himself of it.
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The Book of Anecdotes and Budget of Fun

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of The Book of Anecdotes and Budget of Fun is here in full — 395 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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BACKGAMMON.
/ˈbækɡæmən/
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TOM BROWN says, "A woman may learn one useful doctrine from the game of backgammon, which is, not to take up her man till she's sure of him."
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TALLEYRAND AGAIN.
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MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.
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He knew exactly where to address himself for support, and the right time of availing himself of it.

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ablest adjective US /ˈeɪbəlst/

superlative of “able” — (usually followed by “to”) having the necessary means or skill or know-how or authority to do something

From this reading “MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.”

amidst preposition US /əˈmɪdst/

in the middle of; surrounded by

From this reading “MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.”

backgammon noun US /ˈbækɡæmən/

a board game for two players; pieces move according to throws of the dice

From this reading “BACKGAMMON.”

crush verb US /krʌʃ/

come down on or keep down by unjust use of one's authority

From this reading “MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.”

doctrine noun US /ˈdɑːktrən/

a belief (or system of beliefs) accepted as authoritative by some group or school

From this reading “TOM BROWN says, "A woman may learn one useful doctrine from the game of backgammon, which is, not to take up her man till she's sure of him."”

maintain verb US /meɪnˈteɪn/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading “MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.”

revolutions noun US /ˌrevəˈluːʃənz/

plural of “revolution” — a drastic and far-reaching change in ways of thinking and behaving

From this reading “MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.”

tacticians noun US /tækˈtɪʃənz/

plural of “tactician” — a person who is skilled at planning tactics

From this reading “MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading TOM BROWN says, "A woman may learn one useful doctrine from the game of backgammon, which is, not to take up her man till she's sure of him."

ablestadjectiveUS /ˈeɪbəlst/

superlative of “able” — (usually followed by “to”) having the necessary means or skill or know-how or authority to do something

From this reading MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.

addressverbUS /ˈædres/

speak to

From this reading He knew exactly where to address himself for support, and the right time of availing himself of it.

AGAINadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading TALLEYRAND AGAIN.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.

amidstprepositionUS /əˈmɪdst/

in the middle of; surrounded by

From this reading MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.

availing

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From this reading He knew exactly where to address himself for support, and the right time of availing himself of it.

BACKGAMMONnounUS /ˈbækɡæmən/

a board game for two players; pieces move according to throws of the dice

From this reading BACKGAMMON.

BROWNnounUS /braʊn/

an orange of low brightness and saturation

From this reading TOM BROWN says, "A woman may learn one useful doctrine from the game of backgammon, which is, not to take up her man till she's sure of him."

carenounUS /ker/

the work of providing treatment for or attending to someone or something

From this reading MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.

crushverbUS /krʌʃ/

come down on or keep down by unjust use of one's authority

From this reading MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.

denounUS /diː/

a Mid-Atlantic state; one of the original 13 colonies

From this reading MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.

doctrinenounUS /ˈdɑːktrən/

a belief (or system of beliefs) accepted as authoritative by some group or school

From this reading TOM BROWN says, "A woman may learn one useful doctrine from the game of backgammon, which is, not to take up her man till she's sure of him."

exactlyadverbUS /ɪɡˈzæktli/

indicating exactness or preciseness

From this reading He knew exactly where to address himself for support, and the right time of availing himself of it.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading TOM BROWN says, "A woman may learn one useful doctrine from the game of backgammon, which is, not to take up her man till she's sure of him."

gamenounUS /ɡeɪm/

a contest with rules to determine a winner

From this reading TOM BROWN says, "A woman may learn one useful doctrine from the game of backgammon, which is, not to take up her man till she's sure of him."

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading TOM BROWN says, "A woman may learn one useful doctrine from the game of backgammon, which is, not to take up her man till she's sure of him."

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading TOM BROWN says, "A woman may learn one useful doctrine from the game of backgammon, which is, not to take up her man till she's sure of him."

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading He knew exactly where to address himself for support, and the right time of availing himself of it.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.

interestsnounUS /ˈɪntrəsts/

plural of “interest” — a sense of concern with and curiosity about someone or something

From this reading MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading TOM BROWN says, "A woman may learn one useful doctrine from the game of backgammon, which is, not to take up her man till she's sure of him."

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading He knew exactly where to address himself for support, and the right time of availing himself of it.

knewverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading He knew exactly where to address himself for support, and the right time of availing himself of it.

learnverbUS /lɜːrn/

gain knowledge or skills

From this reading TOM BROWN says, "A woman may learn one useful doctrine from the game of backgammon, which is, not to take up her man till she's sure of him."

maintainverbUS /meɪnˈteɪn/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading TOM BROWN says, "A woman may learn one useful doctrine from the game of backgammon, which is, not to take up her man till she's sure of him."

managedverbUS /ˈmænədʒd/

past form of “manage” — be successful; achieve a goal

From this reading MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading TOM BROWN says, "A woman may learn one useful doctrine from the game of backgammon, which is, not to take up her man till she's sure of him."

MONSIEURnounUS /məˈsjɜːr/

used as a French courtesy title; equivalent to English “Mr”

From this reading MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading TOM BROWN says, "A woman may learn one useful doctrine from the game of backgammon, which is, not to take up her man till she's sure of him."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading TOM BROWN says, "A woman may learn one useful doctrine from the game of backgammon, which is, not to take up her man till she's sure of him."

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading TOM BROWN says, "A woman may learn one useful doctrine from the game of backgammon, which is, not to take up her man till she's sure of him."

personaladjectiveUS /ˈpɜːrsɪnəl/

concerning or affecting a particular person or his or her private life and personality

From this reading MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.

postverbUS /poʊst/

affix in a public place or for public notice

From this reading MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.

remarkableadjectiveUS /rɪˈmɑːrkəbəl/

unusual or striking

From this reading MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.

revolutionsnounUS /ˌrevəˈluːʃənz/

plural of “revolution” — a drastic and far-reaching change in ways of thinking and behaving

From this reading MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading He knew exactly where to address himself for support, and the right time of availing himself of it.

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading TOM BROWN says, "A woman may learn one useful doctrine from the game of backgammon, which is, not to take up her man till she's sure of him."

Semonville

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.

she's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading TOM BROWN says, "A woman may learn one useful doctrine from the game of backgammon, which is, not to take up her man till she's sure of him."

supportnounUS /səˈpɔːrt/

the activity of providing for or maintaining by supplying with money or necessities

From this reading He knew exactly where to address himself for support, and the right time of availing himself of it.

sureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading TOM BROWN says, "A woman may learn one useful doctrine from the game of backgammon, which is, not to take up her man till she's sure of him."

tacticiansnounUS /tækˈtɪʃənz/

plural of “tactician” — a person who is skilled at planning tactics

From this reading MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading TOM BROWN says, "A woman may learn one useful doctrine from the game of backgammon, which is, not to take up her man till she's sure of him."

talentnounUS /ˈtælənt/

natural abilities or qualities

From this reading MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.

TALLEYRANDnoun

French statesman (1754-1838)

From this reading TALLEYRAND AGAIN.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading TOM BROWN says, "A woman may learn one useful doctrine from the game of backgammon, which is, not to take up her man till she's sure of him."

tillprepositionUS /tɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading TOM BROWN says, "A woman may learn one useful doctrine from the game of backgammon, which is, not to take up her man till she's sure of him."

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading TOM BROWN says, "A woman may learn one useful doctrine from the game of backgammon, which is, not to take up her man till she's sure of him."

TOMnounUS /tɑːm/

male cat

From this reading TOM BROWN says, "A woman may learn one useful doctrine from the game of backgammon, which is, not to take up her man till she's sure of him."

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading TOM BROWN says, "A woman may learn one useful doctrine from the game of backgammon, which is, not to take up her man till she's sure of him."

usefuladjectiveUS /ˈjuːsfəl/

being of use or service

From this reading TOM BROWN says, "A woman may learn one useful doctrine from the game of backgammon, which is, not to take up her man till she's sure of him."

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading He knew exactly where to address himself for support, and the right time of availing himself of it.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading TOM BROWN says, "A woman may learn one useful doctrine from the game of backgammon, which is, not to take up her man till she's sure of him."

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading MONSIEUR de Semonville, one of the ablest tacticians of his time, was remarkable for the talent with which, amidst the crush of revolutions, he always managed to maintain his post and take care of his personal interests.

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading TOM BROWN says, "A woman may learn one useful doctrine from the game of backgammon, which is, not to take up her man till she's sure of him."

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