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Chapter V · Chapter 5

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"Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"
"Why, the skule committy are goin' to hold a meetin' up here to say whether they'll move the skule house or the cats."
The old gentleman evaporated immediately.
CONUNDRUMS.
IF a husband were to see his wife drowning, what single letter of the alphabet would he name?--_Answer._ Let-her B.
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The Book of Anecdotes and Budget of Fun

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of The Book of Anecdotes and Budget of Fun is here in full — 403 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"
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"Why, the skule committy are goin' to hold a meetin' up here to say whether they'll move the skule house or the cats."
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The old gentleman evaporated immediately.
/ðə oʊld ˈdʒentəlmən ɪˈvæpəreɪtəd ˌɪˈmiːdiːətli/
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CONUNDRUMS.
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IF a husband were to see his wife drowning, what single letter of the alphabet would he name?--_Answer._ Let-her B.

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alphabet noun US /ˈælfəbet/

a character set that includes letters and is used to write a language

From this reading “IF a husband were to see his wife drowning, what single letter of the alphabet would he name?--_Answer._ Let-her B.”

Bill noun US /bɪl/

a statute in draft before it becomes law

From this reading “"Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"”

cats noun US /kæts/

plural of “cat” — feline mammal usually having thick soft fur and no ability to roar: domestic cats; wildcats

From this reading “"Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"”

committee noun US /kəˈmɪti/

a special group delegated to consider some matter

From this reading “"Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"”

drowning verb US /ˈdraʊnɪŋ/

-ing form of “drown” — cover completely or make imperceptible

From this reading “IF a husband were to see his wife drowning, what single letter of the alphabet would he name?--_Answer._ Let-her B.”

evaporated adjective US /ɪˈvæpəreɪtəd/

drawn off in the form of vapor

From this reading “The old gentleman evaporated immediately.”

madder noun US /ˈmædər/

Eurasian herb having small yellow flowers and red roots formerly an important source of the dye alizarin

From this reading “"Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"”

sick adjective US /sɪk/

affected by an impairment of normal physical or mental function

From this reading “"Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"

alphabetnounUS /ˈælfəbet/

a character set that includes letters and is used to write a language

From this reading IF a husband were to see his wife drowning, what single letter of the alphabet would he name?--_Answer._ Let-her B.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"

AnswerverbUS /ˈænsər/

react verbally

From this reading IF a husband were to see his wife drowning, what single letter of the alphabet would he name?--_Answer._ Let-her B.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading "Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"

BnounUS /biː/

aerobic rod-shaped spore-producing bacterium; often occurring in chainlike formations; found primarily in soil

From this reading IF a husband were to see his wife drowning, what single letter of the alphabet would he name?--_Answer._ Let-her B.

BillnounUS /bɪl/

a statute in draft before it becomes law

From this reading "Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"

Canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading "Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"

catsnounUS /kæts/

plural of “cat” — feline mammal usually having thick soft fur and no ability to roar: domestic cats; wildcats

From this reading "Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"

committeenounUS /kəˈmɪti/

a special group delegated to consider some matter

From this reading "Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"

committy

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Why, the skule committy are goin' to hold a meetin' up here to say whether they'll move the skule house or the cats."

CONUNDRUMS

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From this reading CONUNDRUMS.

didn't

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From this reading "Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"

drowningverbUS /ˈdraʊnɪŋ/

-ing form of “drown” — cover completely or make imperceptible

From this reading IF a husband were to see his wife drowning, what single letter of the alphabet would he name?--_Answer._ Let-her B.

evaporatedadjectiveUS /ɪˈvæpəreɪtəd/

drawn off in the form of vapor

From this reading The old gentleman evaporated immediately.

everybodypronounUS /ˈevribɑːdi/

every person

From this reading "Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"

gentlemannounUS /ˈdʒentəlmən/

a man of refinement

From this reading The old gentleman evaporated immediately.

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading "Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"

goin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Why, the skule committy are goin' to hold a meetin' up here to say whether they'll move the skule house or the cats."

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading "Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"

haulin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading IF a husband were to see his wife drowning, what single letter of the alphabet would he name?--_Answer._ Let-her B.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading "Why, the skule committy are goin' to hold a meetin' up here to say whether they'll move the skule house or the cats."

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading IF a husband were to see his wife drowning, what single letter of the alphabet would he name?--_Answer._ Let-her B.

holdverbUS /hoʊld/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading "Why, the skule committy are goin' to hold a meetin' up here to say whether they'll move the skule house or the cats."

holdingnounUS /ˈhoʊldɪŋ/

the act of retaining something

From this reading "Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading "Why, the skule committy are goin' to hold a meetin' up here to say whether they'll move the skule house or the cats."

husbandnounUS /ˈhʌzbənd/

a married man; a woman's partner in marriage

From this reading IF a husband were to see his wife drowning, what single letter of the alphabet would he name?--_Answer._ Let-her B.

IFconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading IF a husband were to see his wife drowning, what single letter of the alphabet would he name?--_Answer._ Let-her B.

immediatelyadverbUS /ˌɪˈmiːdiːətli/

without delay or hesitation; with no time intervening

From this reading The old gentleman evaporated immediately.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"

keptadjectiveUS /kept/

(especially of promises or contracts) not violated or disregarded

From this reading "Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"

Let-her

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading IF a husband were to see his wife drowning, what single letter of the alphabet would he name?--_Answer._ Let-her B.

letternounUS /ˈletər/

a written message addressed to a person or organization

From this reading IF a husband were to see his wife drowning, what single letter of the alphabet would he name?--_Answer._ Let-her B.

maddernounUS /ˈmædər/

Eurasian herb having small yellow flowers and red roots formerly an important source of the dye alizarin

From this reading "Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"

meetin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Why, the skule committy are goin' to hold a meetin' up here to say whether they'll move the skule house or the cats."

meetingnounUS /ˈmiːtɪŋ/

a formally arranged gathering

From this reading "Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"

moveverbUS /muːv/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading "Why, the skule committy are goin' to hold a meetin' up here to say whether they'll move the skule house or the cats."

nameverbUS /neɪm/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading IF a husband were to see his wife drowning, what single letter of the alphabet would he name?--_Answer._ Let-her B.

nosin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading IF a husband were to see his wife drowning, what single letter of the alphabet would he name?--_Answer._ Let-her B.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading The old gentleman evaporated immediately.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading "Why, the skule committy are goin' to hold a meetin' up here to say whether they'll move the skule house or the cats."

pilin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading "Why, the skule committy are goin' to hold a meetin' up here to say whether they'll move the skule house or the cats."

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading IF a husband were to see his wife drowning, what single letter of the alphabet would he name?--_Answer._ Let-her B.

sickadjectiveUS /sɪk/

affected by an impairment of normal physical or mental function

From this reading "Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"

singleadjectiveUS /ˈsɪŋɡəl/

being or characteristic of a single thing or person

From this reading IF a husband were to see his wife drowning, what single letter of the alphabet would he name?--_Answer._ Let-her B.

skule

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Why, the skule committy are goin' to hold a meetin' up here to say whether they'll move the skule house or the cats."

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading "Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading "Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading "Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"

they'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Why, the skule committy are goin' to hold a meetin' up here to say whether they'll move the skule house or the cats."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Why, the skule committy are goin' to hold a meetin' up here to say whether they'll move the skule house or the cats."

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading "Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading IF a husband were to see his wife drowning, what single letter of the alphabet would he name?--_Answer._ Let-her B.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"

whetherconjunctionUS /ˈweðər/

used to introduce two or more possibilities

From this reading "Why, the skule committy are goin' to hold a meetin' up here to say whether they'll move the skule house or the cats."

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading "Why, the skule committy are goin' to hold a meetin' up here to say whether they'll move the skule house or the cats."

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading IF a husband were to see his wife drowning, what single letter of the alphabet would he name?--_Answer._ Let-her B.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading IF a husband were to see his wife drowning, what single letter of the alphabet would he name?--_Answer._ Let-her B.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Then Bill got sick haulin' them, and everybody got sick a nosin' them, but Bill got madder, and didn't give it up, but kept a pilin' up the cats and--" "Can you tell what the committee are holding a meeting for?"

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