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Chapter VI · Chapter 6

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SMART WAITER.
THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.
Be that as it may, the anecdote is a good one, and "will do to keep."
"The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.
"Being somewhat annoyed with the airs of the servant who waited upon him--a negro of 'the blackest dye'--he desired him at dinner one day to retire.
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The Book of Anecdotes and Budget of Fun

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

Chapter 6 of The Book of Anecdotes and Budget of Fun is here in full — 413 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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SMART WAITER.
/smɑːrt ˈweɪtər/
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THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.
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Be that as it may, the anecdote is a good one, and "will do to keep."
/biː ðæt æz ɪt meɪ ðə ˈænəkdoʊt ɪz ə ɡʊd wʌn ənd wɪl duː tuː kiːp/
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"The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.
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"Being somewhat annoyed with the airs of the servant who waited upon him--a negro of 'the blackest dye'--he desired him at dinner one day to retire.

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additions noun US /əˈdɪʃənz/

plural of “addition” — a component that is added to something to improve it

From this reading “THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.”

anecdote noun US /ˈænəkdoʊt/

short account of an incident (especially a biographical one)

From this reading “Be that as it may, the anecdote is a good one, and "will do to keep."”

blackest adjective US /ˈblækəst/

superlative of “black” — being of the achromatic color of maximum darkness; having little or no hue owing to absorption of almost all incident light

From this reading “"Being somewhat annoyed with the airs of the servant who waited upon him--a negro of 'the blackest dye'--he desired him at dinner one day to retire.”

boarder noun US /ˈbɔːrdər/

a tenant in someone's house

From this reading “"The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.”

deservedly adverb US /dɪˈzɜːrvədli/

as deserved

From this reading “"The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.”

omissions noun US /oʊˈmɪʃənz/

plural of “omission” — a mistake resulting from neglect

From this reading “THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.”

preferring verb US /prɪˈfɜːrɪŋ/

inflected form of “prefer” — like better; value more highly

From this reading “"The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.”

Roanoke noun US /ˈroʊənoʊk/

a city in southwestern Virginia

From this reading “THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.

additionsnounUS /əˈdɪʃənz/

plural of “addition” — a component that is added to something to improve it

From this reading THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.

airsnounUS /erz/

affected manners intended to impress others

From this reading "Being somewhat annoyed with the airs of the servant who waited upon him--a negro of 'the blackest dye'--he desired him at dinner one day to retire.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading "The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.

almostadverbUS /ˈɔːlmoʊst/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.

althoughconjunctionUS /ˌɔːlˈðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.

anecdotenounUS /ˈænəkdoʊt/

short account of an incident (especially a biographical one)

From this reading Be that as it may, the anecdote is a good one, and "will do to keep."

annoyedadjectiveUS /əˈnɔɪd/

aroused to impatience or anger

From this reading "Being somewhat annoyed with the airs of the servant who waited upon him--a negro of 'the blackest dye'--he desired him at dinner one day to retire.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Be that as it may, the anecdote is a good one, and "will do to keep."

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading "The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.

Beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Be that as it may, the anecdote is a good one, and "will do to keep."

becomeverbUS /bɪˈkʌm/

enter or assume a certain state or condition

From this reading "The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.

Beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading "Being somewhat annoyed with the airs of the servant who waited upon him--a negro of 'the blackest dye'--he desired him at dinner one day to retire.

blackestadjectiveUS /ˈblækəst/

superlative of “black” — being of the achromatic color of maximum darkness; having little or no hue owing to absorption of almost all incident light

From this reading "Being somewhat annoyed with the airs of the servant who waited upon him--a negro of 'the blackest dye'--he desired him at dinner one day to retire.

boardernounUS /ˈbɔːrdər/

a tenant in someone's house

From this reading "The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.

cabinetnounUS /ˈkæbənət/

a piece of furniture resembling a cupboard with doors and shelves and drawers; for storage or display

From this reading THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.

certainadjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrtən/

definite but not specified or identified

From this reading THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.

d'hote

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From this reading "The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading "Being somewhat annoyed with the airs of the servant who waited upon him--a negro of 'the blackest dye'--he desired him at dinner one day to retire.

deservedlyadverbUS /dɪˈzɜːrvədli/

as deserved

From this reading "The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.

desiredadjectiveUS /dɪˈzaɪərd/

wanted intensely

From this reading "Being somewhat annoyed with the airs of the servant who waited upon him--a negro of 'the blackest dye'--he desired him at dinner one day to retire.

dinnernounUS /ˈdɪnər/

the main meal of the day served in the evening or at midday

From this reading "Being somewhat annoyed with the airs of the servant who waited upon him--a negro of 'the blackest dye'--he desired him at dinner one day to retire.

distinguishedadjectiveUS /dɪˈstɪŋɡwɪʃt/

(used of persons) standing above others in character or attainment or reputation

From this reading THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Be that as it may, the anecdote is a good one, and "will do to keep."

dyeverbUS /daɪ/

color with dye

From this reading "Being somewhat annoyed with the airs of the servant who waited upon him--a negro of 'the blackest dye'--he desired him at dinner one day to retire.

eatverbUS /iːt/

take in solid food

From this reading "The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.

eccentricadjectiveUS /ɪkˈsentrɪk/

conspicuously or grossly unconventional or unusual

From this reading THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.

elegancenounUS /ˈeləɡəns/

a refined quality of gracefulness and good taste

From this reading "The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.

establishmentnounUS /ɪˈstæblɪʃmənt/

the act of forming or establishing something

From this reading "The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.

followingadjectiveUS /ˈfɑːloʊɪŋ/

about to be mentioned or specified

From this reading THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.

formeradjectiveUS /ˈfɔːrmər/

referring to the first of two things or persons mentioned (or the earlier one or ones of several)

From this reading THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.

formerlyadverbUS /ˈfɔːrmərli/

at a previous time

From this reading THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.

gentlemannounUS /ˈdʒentəlmən/

a man of refinement

From this reading THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading Be that as it may, the anecdote is a good one, and "will do to keep."

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading "The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Being somewhat annoyed with the airs of the servant who waited upon him--a negro of 'the blackest dye'--he desired him at dinner one day to retire.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "Being somewhat annoyed with the airs of the servant who waited upon him--a negro of 'the blackest dye'--he desired him at dinner one day to retire.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading "The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.

hotelsnounUS /hoʊˈtelz/

plural of “hotel” — a building where travelers can pay for lodging and meals and other services

From this reading "The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Be that as it may, the anecdote is a good one, and "will do to keep."

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Be that as it may, the anecdote is a good one, and "will do to keep."

JohnnounUS /dʒɑːn/

a room or building equipped with one or more toilets

From this reading THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.

keepverbUS /kiːp/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading Be that as it may, the anecdote is a good one, and "will do to keep."

latterlyadverb

in the recent past

From this reading THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading Be that as it may, the anecdote is a good one, and "will do to keep."

mealsnounUS /miːlz/

plural of “meal” — the food served and eaten at one time

From this reading "The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.

membernounUS /ˈmembər/

one of the persons who compose a social group (especially individuals who have joined and participate in a group organization)

From this reading THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading "The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.

negronounUS /ˈniːɡroʊ/

a person with African ancestry, "Negro" and "Negroid" are archaic and pejorative today

From this reading "Being somewhat annoyed with the airs of the servant who waited upon him--a negro of 'the blackest dye'--he desired him at dinner one day to retire.

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading "The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.

notedadjectiveUS /ˈnoʊtəd/

widely known and esteemed

From this reading "The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.

oddadjectiveUS /ɑːd/

not divisible by two

From this reading THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.

omissionsnounUS /oʊˈmɪʃənz/

plural of “omission” — a mistake resulting from neglect

From this reading THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Be that as it may, the anecdote is a good one, and "will do to keep."

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading "The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.

parlornounUS /ˈpɑːrlər/

reception room in an inn or club where visitors can be received

From this reading "The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.

preferringverbUS /prɪˈfɜːrɪŋ/

inflected form of “prefer” — like better; value more highly

From this reading "The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.

Randoph

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From this reading THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.

relatedadjectiveUS /rɪˈleɪtɪd/

being connected either logically or causally or by shared characteristics

From this reading THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.

retireverbUS /rɪˈtaɪr/

go into retirement; stop performing one's work or withdraw from one's position

From this reading "Being somewhat annoyed with the airs of the servant who waited upon him--a negro of 'the blackest dye'--he desired him at dinner one day to retire.

RoanokenounUS /ˈroʊənoʊk/

a city in southwestern Virginia

From this reading THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.

servantnounUS /ˈsɜːrvənt/

a person working in the service of another (especially in the household)

From this reading "Being somewhat annoyed with the airs of the servant who waited upon him--a negro of 'the blackest dye'--he desired him at dinner one day to retire.

servedverbUS /sɜːrvd/

past form of “serve” — serve a purpose, role, or function

From this reading "The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.

SMARTadjectiveUS /smɑːrt/

showing mental alertness and calculation and resourcefulness

From this reading SMART WAITER.

somewhatadverbUS /ˈsʌmˈwʌt/

to a small degree or extent

From this reading "Being somewhat annoyed with the airs of the servant who waited upon him--a negro of 'the blackest dye'--he desired him at dinner one day to retire.

SouthernadjectiveUS /ˈsʌðərn/

in or characteristic of a region of the United States south of (approximately) the Mason-Dixon line

From this reading THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.

splendidadjectiveUS /ˈsplendɪd/

having great beauty and splendor

From this reading "The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.

tablenounUS /ˈteɪbəl/

a set of data arranged in rows and columns

From this reading "The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Be that as it may, the anecdote is a good one, and "will do to keep."

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Be that as it may, the anecdote is a good one, and "will do to keep."

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading "Being somewhat annoyed with the airs of the servant who waited upon him--a negro of 'the blackest dye'--he desired him at dinner one day to retire.

waitedverbUS /ˈweɪtɪd/

past form of “wait” — stay in one place and anticipate or expect something

From this reading "Being somewhat annoyed with the airs of the servant who waited upon him--a negro of 'the blackest dye'--he desired him at dinner one day to retire.

WAITERnounUS /ˈweɪtər/

a person whose occupation is to serve at table (as in a restaurant)

From this reading SMART WAITER.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading "The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading "Being somewhat annoyed with the airs of the servant who waited upon him--a negro of 'the blackest dye'--he desired him at dinner one day to retire.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading Be that as it may, the anecdote is a good one, and "will do to keep."

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions.

YorknounUS /jɔːrk/

the English royal house (a branch of the Plantagenet line) that reigned from 1461 to 1485; its emblem was a white rose

From this reading "The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the establishment had deservedly become noted.

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